View Full Version : So, who wants to buy a sea monster?
CoolFunkMan
08-06-2006, 02:55 PM
From this auction on ebay: http://cgi.ebay.com/Mummified-SEA-MONSTER-Corpse-Found-on-Florida-%20Beach_W0QQitemZ9525998618QQihZ007QQcategoryZ146 8QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
http://i18.ebayimg.com/03/i/07/2b/6b/8a_12.JPG
Mad, eh? It's just hilarious...
mike-zim
08-06-2006, 03:31 PM
well i am not sure this is 100% genuine. the body looks too small compared to the head. if it is real he should sell it to a museum instead of on ebay. he would get more money that way. this also makes me think it is fake.
CoolFunkMan
08-06-2006, 03:48 PM
well i am not sure this is 100% genuine. the body looks too small compared to the head. if it is real he should sell it to a museum instead of on ebay. he would get more money that way. this also makes me think it is fake.
Oh, it is obvious that it's fake. Just that it's hilarious that anyone woyld think of selling something like this. It's already over the $300 mark too. Lol, insane!
Sexual Chocolate
08-06-2006, 04:57 PM
well i am not sure this is 100% genuine. the body looks too small compared to the head. if it is real he should sell it to a museum instead of on ebay. he would get more money that way. this also makes me think it is fake.
You know see monsters don't exist, don't you?
The fish
08-06-2006, 05:25 PM
The famous Loch Ness Monster photo is now believed to be an Elephant from a near by travleing circus going for a swin.
No, really.
Gaijin von Snikbah
08-06-2006, 05:29 PM
I saw on Discovery, back in the days surgeons put together fake corpses, for them to be displayed at freak shows.
BlueStar
08-06-2006, 05:37 PM
Wow, he's lucky, he found lots of seamonsters
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=9512879856
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=9515352054
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=9514257593
KingOfHyrule
08-06-2006, 05:58 PM
What a load of ballix, feel sorry for the spastics who bid on these things.
The fish
08-06-2006, 05:59 PM
Wow, that 3rd one must be real!
*cough*
Tellyn
08-06-2006, 06:32 PM
Wow that guy's jogs on Florida beach are eventful.
The3rdChildren
08-06-2006, 06:44 PM
You gotta hand it to 'em, those monsters are super cool.
MoogleViper
09-06-2006, 10:36 PM
You know see monsters don't exist, don't you?
How do you know they don't exist?
Who would want to buy bits of dead fish sewn together?
Letty
09-06-2006, 10:58 PM
that picture actually made me lol
Kurtle Squad
09-06-2006, 11:20 PM
Totally fake. I'm sure it changes size throughout the pictures. Especially between the one with seagulls & ones in his hand.
Those teeth are mammal looking teeth also, it's VERY VERY unlikely they belong to a sea creature.
Indigo
09-06-2006, 11:32 PM
I think I need to start going on morning jogs.
Eenuh
09-06-2006, 11:40 PM
Just fish with some other pieces put in there. Like one of these has a skull in it; the first one seems to have something like lion teeth or something. These things are real when it comes to... once being part of a living creature, but that's where it stops.
MoogleViper
09-06-2006, 11:41 PM
I think I need to start going on morning jogs.
Yeh me too.
PS: If anybody wants to know more about what this lazy, fat, dolite does just search cryptozoology in Google.
Marshmellow
10-06-2006, 11:20 AM
funny pictures this reminds me of the xbox 360 release date where the boxes when for >$600 yah pretty sad but hilarious
Stefkov
10-06-2006, 12:27 PM
Hahahahaha, im amazed that they all look like some fish or sea animal with sucha massive head, way out of propotion with the body.
wish i was that guy, woud have loads of money.
Marshmellow
10-06-2006, 07:39 PM
i wonder what he actually sends them...
Supergrunch
10-06-2006, 09:21 PM
The funny thing is that he has 100% positive feedback.
Also, did you see some of the answers to the questions: "there are two types of mermaid, one is friendly, and the other hates the human race".
i wonder what he actually sends them...
He sends them what is in the pictures - i.e. dead fish cut up ans stiched together in various ways.
Marshmellow
10-06-2006, 11:10 PM
i bet that surprises em when they recieve and they take it to a museum or something hoping to make big bucks, and then turned down realizing theey bought a deadfish cut up and stitched together haha!
AshMat
10-06-2006, 11:52 PM
pfft, nothing beats my Magicarp!
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