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Stocka
26-09-2005, 07:15 PM
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3809/up590988su.jpg
Oh my. lmao. The 360 marketting begins :heh:
The3rdChildren
26-09-2005, 07:24 PM
That is awesome, if not slightly not awesome.
Haver
26-09-2005, 07:26 PM
Microsoft must have paid top dollar for that. FHM sells on its cover girl, so it's risky business for the rag/publisher.
DS MaNiAc
26-09-2005, 08:02 PM
She is fucking ugly. Tara aint bad though :P
GoonFace
26-09-2005, 08:04 PM
Why, just why??
McMad
26-09-2005, 08:09 PM
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3809/up590988su.jpg
Oh my. lmao. The 360 marketting begins :heh:

=FHM 1 Billion Dollars Richer!
|Laguna|
26-09-2005, 08:32 PM
I'd say she looks hotter here :awesome: Gotta love a girl with guns :p http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/271/meow1wi.png
harribo
26-09-2005, 09:13 PM
I think she actually looks quite good any more pics of her in there?
Aimless
26-09-2005, 09:29 PM
This is almost as depressing as that 'Girls of Gaming' issue of Playboy a few months back.

I would try and get a link to the news story, but there are just some phrases I do not wish to Google.
evad_lhorg
26-09-2005, 10:16 PM
she loooks like tiffany amber thiessen on the cover tbh.
Dante
26-09-2005, 11:41 PM
I think she actually looks quite good any more pics of her in there?


Here you go Mr dirty :heh:
http://beactive-wa.org/images/jscan.jpg
http://beactive-wa.org/images/jscan1.jpg
http://beactive-wa.org/images/jscan2.jpg
Sooj
27-09-2005, 12:41 AM
Ok the approach they are taking on this game is standard I suppose but come'on the interview took things a little bit too far. She ain't even real, they aren't even focused on the game.

Ah well, good luck to them but I can't really see many people rushing out to buy an Xbox360 or the game just because she looks decent and talks dirty. There aren't many people out there that are that shallow anymore.
Haver
27-09-2005, 06:35 AM
That second bunch are scarily attractive.
Sexual Chocolate
27-09-2005, 08:28 AM
Fair enough about pictures but interviewing her, a character thats doesn't exist.
Cheapshot
27-09-2005, 11:18 AM
"Finally, what's you're favorite type of dog?
Why, you wanna be my bitch?
Kinda."

:hmm:
Shaze_Nab
27-09-2005, 11:44 AM
OK, that is just strange and sad... Almost as sad as the people who thought the naked lara croft cheat was real. Thank God the modding community wasn't that big then, or I could predict a lot of jaggy pixolated naked laras...
Choze
27-09-2005, 01:18 PM
Good move by MS. Shame they didnt make her attractive. :indeed:
Domstercool
27-09-2005, 02:32 PM
This saddens me......
dukkadukka
27-09-2005, 04:46 PM
This saddens me......
seconded. but then again he whole cncept of fhm saddens me anyway.
Haver
27-09-2005, 04:48 PM
If it were a Lumines block, then it would a different story entirely, wouldn't it Dom?

:o
Zakatu
27-09-2005, 06:45 PM
this takes using sex to sell games to a whole new level.

I dunno, does this actually make a big difference to what games you'd buy. If you want to look at a nice women you don't buy a game! its not even real :heh:

I suppose the idea is to make it "cool", amongst younger kids i guess it does. In the same way as violence or swearing makes things "cool".

I personally think its lame.
Hal_9Million
27-09-2005, 08:13 PM
Playboy have already done this. They had a section of computer-game-characters last year, and last month they did it again. Don't ask me to post a link for this news as I can't be arsed to find it, but I seem to remember seeing it on the Edge website.
RoadKill
27-09-2005, 09:11 PM
seconded. but then again he whole cncept of fhm saddens me anyway.

But the shelf-load of womens magazines don't?

Welcome to the land of sexism. Population: You.

;)
Domstercool
27-09-2005, 10:16 PM
If it were a Lumines block, then it would a different story entirely, wouldn't it Dom?

:o

Damn someone got me :heh:
Cleveland_Jr
28-09-2005, 12:14 AM
Baka!...damn microsoft lit her hair on fire...whatever happened to the old joanna dark...the dark one...her name its joanna fire now is it?
Darv
28-09-2005, 12:51 PM
I remember ages ago, they did a similar thing with Lara Croft. Had an interview with her and talked about her as if she was real. :confused:
Kurtle Squad
28-09-2005, 02:54 PM
Good move by MS. Shame they didnt make her attractive. :indeed:

Haha...Yeah, they could've made her look more real if they've got such great graphics for the 360 too, heheh. The tits look shit.
Link
29-09-2005, 03:25 AM
That second bunch are scarily attractive.

Dude....she's a videogame character.
Cleveland_Jr
29-09-2005, 06:12 AM
Dude....she's a videogame character.
true, but theyre getting scarily realistic...where do you draw the line? soon videogame characters will look like photos and nobody will be able to tell....does the fact that theyre artificial mean that they cant be attractive?
Lammie
29-09-2005, 07:42 AM
Damn I hate FHM.

As if I'd be caught paying 7 bucks for a catalogue for beer, mens cosmetics and clothes.
Domstercool
29-09-2005, 11:27 AM
The FHM was in work today. The cover wasn't Joanna though, it was Paris Hilton. It still had the interview though on page 90.
Towers
29-09-2005, 01:07 PM
I think it's quite funny.. but it is a big shame she isn't very good looking. Nice body but her... What am I saying?! She's not even real!
Link
03-10-2005, 02:09 AM
true, but theyre getting scarily realistic...where do you draw the line? soon videogame characters will look like photos and nobody will be able to tell....does the fact that theyre artificial mean that they cant be attractive?

I'm not trying to insult anyone, but do any of you have girlfriends? I know I'd rather look at mine than a videogame character...
kav82
03-10-2005, 02:49 PM
I'm not trying to insult anyone, but do any of you have girlfriends? I know I'd rather look at mine than a videogame character...

I agree, I'd much rather look at your girlfriend too!







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