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Monopolyman
18-09-2005, 02:07 PM
Revived, as this was the best thing since sliced bread at c-e

First pic...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Monopolyman2/f79a68b84c8be6635da0b78efb70fe0126.jpg

Have fun...
Grebe
18-09-2005, 02:13 PM
Cop - "Its osama in disguise! Here look, this moustache has to be fake"
Lammie
18-09-2005, 02:22 PM
"Hold his mouth shut while I sodomise him"
Shmotz
18-09-2005, 02:29 PM
"Sir, we have reason to believe you may be hauling smack in your teeth"
gmac
18-09-2005, 02:34 PM
mhhmn, mnfhm, mnfhmnf

:D
Haver
18-09-2005, 02:52 PM
"The authorities take drastic action to solve what is widely known as 'the Choze problem'".
Ramar
18-09-2005, 02:52 PM
Middle Guy : "Quick use the chloroform, this son of a bitch is out of control!"

Left Guy : "He only parked on a double yellow line"
Fierce_LiNk
18-09-2005, 02:54 PM
"The authorities take drastic action to solve what is widely known as 'the Choze problem'".

:lmao:

*Police go that step too far, after watching the film "Face Off"
Smalldude76
18-09-2005, 03:12 PM
"I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those kids and that dog!"
The3rdChildren
18-09-2005, 03:16 PM
"No vomiting for you, you drunken old bastard!"
DaOne
18-09-2005, 03:25 PM
"Policeman caught trying to steal mans lips".
Sprout
18-09-2005, 03:32 PM
"When Old Man Jenkins refused to give up his stolen false teeth, the police had to use force."
GoonFace
18-09-2005, 03:32 PM
"Police use drastic measures to ban the use of chewing gum in public"
EchoDesiato
18-09-2005, 03:51 PM
"The police, always at your service when you don't have any Kleenex."
EEVILMURRAY
18-09-2005, 04:14 PM
Sergant Smith's ventriloquist act went down a treat at the work party.
Surrealist
18-09-2005, 04:18 PM
Policeman on left: "What were we meant to be doing again?"
Konfucius
18-09-2005, 06:00 PM
The easiest way to stop a public outcry.
Apple_NdiB
18-09-2005, 06:07 PM
"Spit it out sir!"

The guy who bought the last Doughnut feels the wrath of a peckish anti-riot
squad.
bob
18-09-2005, 10:05 PM
'Watch this. If we feed him these sleeping pills, it will be much easier to molest the crap out of him back in the cells'
Arragaun
18-09-2005, 10:44 PM
"Shit, he swallowed the fucking cloth..."
Hank Scorpio
18-09-2005, 10:46 PM
What do you mean i taste like bacon?
Ray Falling
18-09-2005, 11:56 PM
*Police raid the 15th Annual "hold-yer-breath-competition". Champion under arrest.*

*Policeman #3: "Hey he was cheating! He's breathing through his nose! 0_0

(its funnier without having to explain the breathing through nose part but alas)

--Ray
Surrealist
19-09-2005, 05:53 PM
And the winner is? (It's not that I reckon I'm gonna win, it's just that I like these threads :yes: )
Josh64
19-09-2005, 06:01 PM
"You have the right to remain silent!"
Monopolyman
19-09-2005, 07:04 PM
That's enough of that shit.

Bob and Haver both made excellant entries, but I'll go with...Haver
Lammie
20-09-2005, 07:27 AM
So........where's the next pic?
Haver
20-09-2005, 08:05 AM
Hurrah!

http://shilohchurchonline.com/pics/shows/3ring120200/02%20what's%20so%20fuckin%20funny!.jpg
EEVILMURRAY
20-09-2005, 08:25 AM
Syndrome of a down.
Ray Falling
20-09-2005, 08:57 AM
Open Mic night in RE-headquarters/basement
Konfucius
20-09-2005, 11:07 AM
I'm so gay so I sing YMCA.
Mr_Odwin
20-09-2005, 11:08 AM
The other members of the band didn't think this renditon of 'Incey Wincey Spider' would help the child get to sleep at all.
Blackfox
20-09-2005, 11:42 AM
Syndrome of a down.

Again, people think it funny to use disabilties as comedy... :blink:
Lammie
20-09-2005, 03:47 PM
Syndrome of a down.

How am I supposed to beat that!
Fierce_LiNk
20-09-2005, 03:50 PM
Guitarist 1: "i just filled this guy up in the rival band with helium"
Guitarist 2: "dude...he's OUR singer"
Guitarist 1: *nervous laughter*
Ray Falling
20-09-2005, 04:12 PM
Guitarist 1: "i just filled this guy up in the rival band with helium"
Guitarist 2: "dude...he's OUR singer"
Guitarist 1: *nervous laughter*

Whahahahahahhahaha n_n good one
Surrealist
20-09-2005, 04:43 PM
"The bassist found it hilarious when the guitarist shoved his guitar up the singer's arse"
kopo
20-09-2005, 05:17 PM
Oh god Jim, he's gonna eat it. HE'S GONNA EAT IT! oh... my...god
Smalldude76
20-09-2005, 07:29 PM
Stocka said he could act better than Toby Macguire. He couldn't.
Haver
20-09-2005, 07:33 PM
Guitarist 1: "i just filled this guy up in the rival band with helium"
Guitarist 2: "dude...he's OUR singer"
Guitarist 1: *nervous laughter*

Win!

Win!

STILL NOT ENOUGH VBULLETIN WHAT WILL YOU HAVE ME DO?
EEVILMURRAY
20-09-2005, 07:56 PM
Again, people think it funny to use disabilties as comedy... :blink:

I'm sorry Dutchboy. But I must confess I stole it from here:

http://www.mugwuffin.com/gallery.php?id=848

I encourage all to sign up there for a real captioning experience. :happy:
Blackfox
20-09-2005, 08:06 PM
I'm sorry Dutchboy. But I must confess I stole it from here:

http://www.mugwuffin.com/gallery.php?id=848

I encourage all to sign up there for a real captioning experience. :happy:

Thou art forgiven.

I also find it ironic that they spelt it "Syndrom".
EEVILMURRAY
20-09-2005, 08:07 PM
I did double check as I almost did it the same, but I think it was purposely done to fit system better.
Apple_NdiB
20-09-2005, 08:24 PM
I gave you a reputation point for that :weep:
EEVILMURRAY
20-09-2005, 08:32 PM
And it was recieved with gratitude.
Ramar
21-09-2005, 08:11 AM
New underground rock band Spaks are due to realease their first single this week, a cover of Ant & Dec's hit "Lets get ready to Rumble".
Lammie
21-09-2005, 08:32 AM
"I know why you wanna hate me"

OMG it's Durst!
BeerMonkey
21-09-2005, 08:59 AM
Boooooooooooo U Suck!
bob
21-09-2005, 07:54 PM
What's that singer got written on his hand?
Haver
21-09-2005, 08:33 PM
There's me thinking 'win' would be authoritative enough.

FIERCE_LINK WINS.
Fierce_LiNk
21-09-2005, 08:36 PM
There's me thinking 'win' would be authoritative enough.

FIERCE_LINK WINS.

Yaaaaay \o/

Ok, here's my picture for you all.
http://www.agencija-palladio.si/_derived/Rasta.htm_txt_Rasta.gif
bob
21-09-2005, 08:37 PM
Sorry, who won? Was it me?
Haver
21-09-2005, 08:44 PM
With Nintendo looking to expand the gamer demographic to untapped areas of society -- people who may have never even picked up a controller before -- Nintendo's marketing strategy, and indeed, Reggie's makeover was apt if a little extreme.
Apple_NdiB
21-09-2005, 08:45 PM
"I Am Denoslaug! Lord Of Mangrovia!"

Gimme all caps faggot features!
bob
21-09-2005, 08:48 PM
Toad went Rasta in his old age.
EEVILMURRAY
21-09-2005, 08:54 PM
Changing his name by Depol was one thing, the public thought Jimmy White had gone one step too far this time.
CoolFunkMan
21-09-2005, 09:10 PM
Valve software's new project - reskining the Eli Vance model.
zatoichi
21-09-2005, 09:43 PM
10 joints and 20 grams of mushrooms later, Felix thought he was a tea pot.
ViPeR
21-09-2005, 10:57 PM
Willy wasn't impressed with my impression of a Jamaican accent.

"Look, Jimmy Carr... Jimmycarr... No?"
Lammie
22-09-2005, 01:25 AM
"When we asked Jamaica's Nintendo representative about the Revo controller all he did was stare at us with bloodshot eyes and offer us the biggest spliff we've ever seen."
Ramar
22-09-2005, 06:42 AM
Desmond Tutu the Rasta years.
Konfucius
22-09-2005, 06:44 AM
He tried to cultivate a weed plant under his head but unexpected gases started to influence his conciousness.
Maiky-NiSuTe
22-09-2005, 07:05 AM
These are the kind of people we aim for whith the Nintendo Revolution...
old_gregg
22-09-2005, 11:42 AM
Police: "awww look at the cute baby..."
kopo
22-09-2005, 04:07 PM
Nintendo announces they will give one free Jamaican with every Revolution. Stocks went up 69%.
Mr_Odwin
22-09-2005, 05:08 PM
The Sheep's Ass impression was coming along well.
Fierce_LiNk
22-09-2005, 05:13 PM
Willy wasn't impressed with my impression of a Jamaican accent.

"Look, Jimmy Carr... Jimmycarr... No?"


LOL! We had some classy entries, and i did laugh at most of them. But, this one takes the top for me. Although, i did have a hard time deciding. :hmm: Apple, Zatoichi, bob and kopo all came mighty close. :)

So, ViPeR. I choose you.
zatoichi
23-09-2005, 06:16 PM
Congrats Viper. I too like yours a lot. Personally, I thought kopo's was the best. Kudos to kopo.

Go ahead Viper.
Dieter
24-09-2005, 09:15 PM
Here's a surefire classic to bring a bit of life to this thread before it slips away into the void:

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9462/image0102ep.jpg

Hell yeah :D
Surrealist
24-09-2005, 09:36 PM
"The house's poltergeist liked to tip over his books when he was looking the other way"
Konfucius
26-09-2005, 07:29 PM
He slowly began to wonder what the old guy that looked always into his room sending kisses was up to.
The3rdChildren
26-09-2005, 07:31 PM
"No mom. I'm not looking at porn again. It's art. ART. Can you bring me a tissue?"
Arragaun
26-09-2005, 07:32 PM
Thinks to self 'Hmm, sunshine, or internet...'
ViPeR
27-09-2005, 10:21 AM
Shite I didn't expect to win that, damn you Jim for picking me. Oh well I take it my chance of posting a picture is gone?
zatoichi
27-09-2005, 11:47 AM
"Suddenly, the wind changed direction."
Raining_again
27-09-2005, 05:40 PM
"Trying to keep a straight face after being cyberslapped is harder than it looks" ;)
Lammie
28-09-2005, 05:23 AM
'God kills another kitten'
Ramar
28-09-2005, 08:32 AM
A girl walks passed the window.
old_gregg
28-09-2005, 12:28 PM
A boy walks past the window.
Konfucius
04-10-2005, 06:24 AM
Dieter pic a winner please.

I just came across this thread and thought I should be resurrected from the dead. :D
Dieter
04-10-2005, 08:20 PM
Holy crap I totally forgot about that post XD

I'm going to choose old_greggs 'assist' to Ramars post. But I don't think there's a huge queue to post a pic atm :D

Let the beast go!
Apple_NdiB
04-10-2005, 09:18 PM
I definitely had the most love for Lammie's caption in that round.
Marshmellow
04-10-2005, 11:59 PM
I definitely had the most love for Lammie's caption in that round.

i agree with you on that lol
Ramar
05-10-2005, 07:48 AM
So close, yet so far.
Lammie
06-10-2005, 10:17 AM
What! That wasn't funny at all!

I bet old_gregg is the kinda guy who still yells out "ARGH GIRL GERMS" whenever a girl touches him.
paperwario II
06-10-2005, 12:35 PM
i think someguy already won here's my contribution

"ok, when i let go of his mouth...get ready to run....we don't want the alopecia to spread"
Dieter
06-10-2005, 07:09 PM
Dudes, you asked for a winner and I gave a winner, admittedly looking back Lammie's was best, but I didn't think too much about it.

I was expecting a horde of replies asking me where the hell my winner was, so I hurried. Now get on with the damn thing!
Konfucius
07-10-2005, 11:36 AM
I start to wonder whether gregg noticed he was chosen.

I think we should set a rule so that the topic doesn't become forgotten again:
A winner (let's call him A) has to be picked within 3 days by the winner of the previous caption (let's call him B). If A doesn't post a picture within 3 days B has to select another winner C. If C doesn't post a picture within 3 days anyone (not multiple people :D ) can post a picture.

That or somebody with the power to make it sticky does that.
Dieter
07-10-2005, 04:38 PM
Somebody just post a picture damnit, it's not like you have to take a number and wait atm is it?
Konfucius
07-10-2005, 06:28 PM
And here I see my chance as I'm not going to be picked as a winner ever :D

http://www.autsch.de/dumm_gelaufen/pixx/teletubbiesunplugged.jpg
The Peeps
07-10-2005, 06:40 PM
And people said the teletubbies were gay... :indeed:
Ramar
07-10-2005, 06:46 PM
"The yellow one appears to be the lesser slag"
Lammie
08-10-2005, 08:18 AM
Teletubbies, much better from behind.
DanielTimothy
08-10-2005, 10:32 AM
"Teletubies hit the street with a sexual theme, 'would you stick your tinky winky in my po?'"
Konfucius
09-10-2005, 08:05 PM
As nobody posted in here today I'm going to pick winner:

...and the winner is Lammie.
Dan Dare
09-10-2005, 09:31 PM
http://storage.msn.com/x1ppUPyqopddk7-gcTyFJ9dtpOOasoPqHm5tX9lYIUI2y0SUudhi8fitKqLFh807I Spc0aawPjP5rIMS93BCh-h-Iiq9wZAe_Xk3JJkmi6ywyFw-B5cV3UwM9pJlUQnYc1g1a_eJhlKUq6DRBbwvnjneQ
The Peeps
10-10-2005, 03:17 PM
Nothing could hide poor Rover's black eyes...

Please give generously to Battersea Dogs Home and we'll give him the treatment he needs.
Konfucius
11-10-2005, 08:15 AM
@Dan: Actually the winner posts the next picture - in this case Lammie, I only posted one because the winner didn't respond for a lot of time.
Lammie
11-10-2005, 10:48 AM
http://kalyanvarma.net/images/blog/funny_monkey.jpg

*awaits George W Bush jokes*
Konfucius
11-10-2005, 11:15 AM
I desperately, desperately I tell you - ok not really, tried to find something else but it has to be a Bush joke :D

The George Bush Biography Part 1: My Childhood years.
old_gregg
13-10-2005, 10:18 AM
Guy at the back: "Isn't that your Dad?"

EDit: Thats in referance to the origional Picture.
The3rdChildren
13-10-2005, 11:20 AM
"HE'S KIDNAPPING THAT CHILD... thing"
Arragaun
18-03-2006, 11:35 PM
Noob, I love* you.

*Due to semantic change, the word 'love' has now come to mean the same as the word 'despise'.
Blackfox
18-03-2006, 11:35 PM
Don't bump. Cheers.