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uəʌəsʎɐɾ
26-06-2010, 07:35 PM
Today I suddenly realised my fingers are like armless tiny GIANTS with one eye Ilike cyclopses. Cycli?

I went to make a sandwich but OH NO there was no pitta bread for my bananas and my mum shut my bedroom door again, so my day was definitely not spicy!...

Then I went to the shops to buy some pitta bread. I couldn't find any on the shelves so I shouted to the guy whose name badge DAZZLED WITH AUTHORITY that no tescos employee should have.

I am worried I now have radiation poisoning.

WHERE IS YOUR PITTA MISTER DAZZLE MAN!! I shouted in my head.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3600000/George-Michael-Animated-gif-arrested-development-3695305-320-240.gif

HERE ARE YOUR PITTAS YOU STINKING PARAGUAIAiN SMURF he thought back at me. HOW DO YOU SPELL PARAGUAIANI?

I DON'T KNOW SIR.

VERY WELL. YOU MAY CONTINUE.

So Long story made a little less long, I still had a sandwich!

Then I went to wooorkboooooo. I forgot to face the customers and gave them euros in change SO SILLYSAURUS.

I JUST REALISED MY CYCLOPS HAVE CYCLOPPOSITES ON THE OTHER HAND

[/coolness bears]

(now you.)

mcj metroid
26-06-2010, 07:50 PM
http://kinialohaguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/wtf-cat.jpg

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
26-06-2010, 07:56 PM
Ashley said something similar, so I guess I should explain :P

The HWYD thread pretty much contains several distinct types of post, with certain users pretty much always saying the same thing. It's become a little stagnant, so I figured we could have a little fun with parodies and stereotypes! I just did a 'generic day in the life of [coolness bears]'.

Do we 'get' it? Can it be fun now?

Eenuh
26-06-2010, 07:59 PM
I got it, but can't see myself making a post like this haha. Might rub some people the wrong way too maybe?

In any case I wouldn't mind seeing what people come up with hehe.

mcj metroid
26-06-2010, 08:02 PM
Do we 'get' it? Can it be fun now?

er yeah.. go nuts:heh:

Tellyn
26-06-2010, 08:02 PM
I'd be content for you to continue writing in your parody format, jayseven. For the second time in a few days, you've had me physically "lolling".

This also highlights everything I love about Coolness Bears and the infinite amounts of win he brings to the forum.

dwarf gourami
26-06-2010, 08:17 PM
Oh I get it.

-----
My name's Flinky and I love Ine and I landed a job at a school :)

Football! QUALITY player!

Eenuh
26-06-2010, 08:29 PM
Oh I get it.

-----
My name's Flinky and I love Ine and I landed a job at a school :)

Football! QUALITY player!

Needs more Arnie/random internet quoteage, plus strung out words like thisssssss. Do eet!

nightwolf
26-06-2010, 08:29 PM
I got it, but can't see myself making a post like this haha. Might rub some people the wrong way too maybe?

In any case I wouldn't mind seeing what people come up with hehe.

This, but go ahead with your bashing.
:laughing:

Sheikah
26-06-2010, 08:39 PM
Went to town earlier and bought a comic/terrible DS game with no discernible quality/recently reintroduced chocolate bar of limited production. It was epic whynzapon. Can't wait for the upcoming N-Europe meet/Rollercoaster-/sausage-fest! It'll be the biggest and best.*

* P.S. That's what she said.

EEVILMURRAY
26-06-2010, 09:05 PM
Needs more Arnie/random internet quoteage, plus strung out words like thisssssss. Do eet!



I got the chopper once, I cut my finger off.




http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/SmugBitch.jpg

Dan Dare
26-06-2010, 09:38 PM
-Woke up at 3!
- Netto was open so I went to buy cider and some food
- Made dinner! Roasted some meat.
- Played some MW2
- Drank cider
- watched an entire series of some faintly obscure TV series so fast that a minor disturbance in Space/Time was registered by NASA
- What is life? Are we just a collective organism experiencing itself subjectively? Are we individuals eternally divorced from one another desperately trying to connect on levels that, really, are impossible? When you really think about it, post human experiences drive us together while pulling us apart. Why do we find ourselves surrounded by people who are reflections of our hopes and fears expressed in an external and theoretical sense? Everyone is ronrey but we're all in it together at the same time. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'm still confused by my ex.

Shorty
26-06-2010, 09:50 PM
That brought a tear to my eye.

Haver
26-06-2010, 10:25 PM
I remember making a thread exactly like this about three years ago while drunk and it getting lots of WTFFFFs and close :p

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
26-06-2010, 11:24 PM
You must be ahead of your time.

Maybe you're ageing backwards!

Like courtney cox.

Except you're getting older.

Today I accidentally became the best person at computer game designy-type stuff that ever existed in the North of England.

My tutor kneeled before me.

he drew a paintbrush on a piece of paper and gave it to me, and apologised.

Then I forgot to eat all day because my home-help the doctors send me girlfriend is still away.

I miss my maid.

Will you be my friend?

JonSt
27-06-2010, 12:26 AM
I just realised that generic music artist is so stunningly boring, no one can bore like her.

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
27-06-2010, 12:50 AM
Yes. Generic Music Artist's second album cover was just so "..."

--
Listened to Ibadi today.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8647/kemikciii.jpg

Is just so

http://lizziesiddal.com/portal/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ophelaimillais.jpg

My wings are melting, on a tin-ricket-roof beginning, from a lock to the sea, and I weed myself a little is the epiphany essential wept.

jonst you have to thank my post. Have to. I don't really know which one either of us are. We're being exceedingly stereotypical. Will try again.

dwarf gourami
27-06-2010, 12:55 AM
Needs more Arnie/random internet quoteage, plus strung out words like thisssssss. Do eet!
Was just going for the obviously shite/piss-take attempt but I'm willing to accept a more professional and well constructed effort.

The fish
27-06-2010, 01:00 AM
This thread is essential. I'm, like, totally stun right now.

dwarf gourami
27-06-2010, 01:11 AM
Short, witty response to attract 'thanks'.

Paj!
27-06-2010, 01:33 AM
I bought a fucking maxi-dress!
http://images.buystarwarscostumes.com/princess_leia.jpg

Back from Manchester, it was great!

Dyson
27-06-2010, 09:01 AM
Break it down for us, pr0 style.

ReZourceman
27-06-2010, 09:44 AM
Went to town earlier and bought a comic/terrible DS game with no discernible quality/recently reintroduced chocolate bar of limited production. It was epic whynzapon. Can't wait for the upcoming N-Europe meet/Rollercoaster-/sausage-fest! It'll be the biggest and best.*

* P.S. That's what she said.


A solid 6/10 tbh. Must try harder.

-Woke up at 3!
- Netto was open so I went to buy cider and some food
- Made dinner! Roasted some meat.
- Played some MW2
- Drank cider
- watched an entire series of some faintly obscure TV series so fast that a minor disturbance in Space/Time was registered by NASA
- What is life? Are we just a collective organism experiencing itself subjectively? Are we individuals eternally divorced from one another desperately trying to connect on levels that, really, are impossible? When you really think about it, post human experiences drive us together while pulling us apart. Why do we find ourselves surrounded by people who are reflections of our hopes and fears expressed in an external and theoretical sense? Everyone is ronrey but we're all in it together at the same time. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'm still confused by my ex.

Oh god. Amazing.



I only have 20 seconds of internet left. Pay per thing. Will when come back.a

EEVILMURRAY
27-06-2010, 11:05 AM
-Woke up at 3!
- Netto was open so I went to buy cider and some food
- Drank cider
Don't forget the fact that your rent is due the next day, with only ten pounds to tide you over for food for the month. But you decided to take advantage of the special offer on cider. You'll scrounge food from the bins at KFC, everyone leaves a bit of meat on the bone.

Sheikah
27-06-2010, 01:17 PM
A solid 6/10 tbh. Must try harder.
...

That's what she said?

Mundi
27-06-2010, 07:27 PM
I was surprised at the amount of answers here.
I have always felt that the HWYD was 90% the same post and the last 10% is someone saying something scandalous every now and then.

I guess there are endless methods of saying the same thing.

Dan Dare
27-06-2010, 08:01 PM
Well, yeah. That's the whole point of this thread.

Coolness Bears
27-06-2010, 08:32 PM
Haha, spot on for me Jayseven. :grin: (apart from workboo)

This thread has made me lim. (tried to to type lol then. :p)

Eenuh
27-06-2010, 08:36 PM
Haha, spot on for me Jayseven. :grin: (apart from workboo)

This thread has made me lim. (tried to to type lol then. :p)

lim? Laugh in myself?

EEVILMURRAY
27-06-2010, 09:05 PM
I assumed he typed limp wrong.

Fierce_LiNk
27-06-2010, 09:43 PM
Oh I get it.

-----
My name's Flinky and I love Ine and I landed a job at a school :)

Football! QUALITY player!

Cmaaan, you can do better than that. :heh:

Dan's one of Jay was brilliant. They've all been good actually. I knew the first one was about Coolness after the first line. :D

Coolness Bears
27-06-2010, 09:50 PM
lim? Laugh in myself?

Lulz in a mole. :heart:

Goron_3
27-06-2010, 09:55 PM
Totally listening to some Metallica. Man, is my taste in music so much better than yours. Like seriously wtf are people listening to in that music thread, POP MUSIC?!

Spent most of today stoned/drugged/playing guitar/telling you why my music taste is better than you.

Oh. And playing Street Fighter.

Dannyboy-the-Dane
27-06-2010, 10:58 PM
nintendos e3 conference - good or bad? i liked it

discuss

Dyson
27-06-2010, 11:38 PM
Today I am going to Play Pokemon on my new Nintendo 3DS after I asked my Mum to Preorder the new Nintendo Console from Game I cannot wait it is so cool and do you have Pokemon?

dwarf gourami
27-06-2010, 11:57 PM
Had a difficult few days, it's been my exam period and I'm slightly depressed. While it can be hard to manage it I know all you guys on Knee will help me through it :heh:

Also, well done to member x. THAT'S AWESOME. If only I didn't fail at life, this is something I should really be doing. :) Some troubles have re-entered my mind though -.- I've been reflecting on my girlfriend and how she broke my heart, the last things she said to me hit me deeply and I just feel lost and confused again. Longing for something new, but there's just this constant thought about what could have been. Heartbroken doesn't even describe it, just when our emotions appeared to be mutual... How am I going to start over? it's too difficult. Lust is such a horrible thing :/


Okay, enough about me. So sorry to hear that member y *hugs member y really hard*. Hope everything clears up for you, I know exactly how you feel. My sister also mistook water for cyanide at her husband's cousin's house rat hunt. You shouldn't worry about it and maybe it could be a positive thing.

Here's a picture a good friend of mine that comes round often took of me at my house :D

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/279/danny009.jpg

For you Mol, and those amazingly pretty corneas.

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
27-06-2010, 11:59 PM
So many levels.

Mundi
28-06-2010, 12:06 AM
This threads greatness keeps on rising.

I suspect dwarf peaked it with his post.

Dyson
28-06-2010, 12:50 AM
I believe so, my god, that was beautiful. :bowdown:

Edit: It gets funnier every time I read it!

The fish
28-06-2010, 12:56 AM
I'm almost embarrassed to say I don't know who Dwarf is trying to be...

Hint, anyone?

chairdriver
28-06-2010, 01:30 AM
Totally listening to some Metallica. Man, is my taste in music so much better than yours. Like seriously wtf are people listening to in that music thread, POP MUSIC?!

Spent most of today stoned/drugged/playing guitar/telling you why my music taste is better than you.

Oh. And playing Street Fighter.

This post is fail.

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
28-06-2010, 01:32 AM
Well, at least he tried.

chairdriver
28-06-2010, 02:06 AM
Well, at least he tried.

There's nothing worse than a bad spoof.

Well there is, but hyperbole is too ingrained.

---------

The bank is annoying me. I have spoke to them 3 times to be fair.

Went to the garage. Turns out i need new brakes. I was really surprised by this. Reminds of a couple of years back, where i had to replace them after i skid. Pain in the arse to be fair.

Just playing Prince Of Persia: The Movie: The Video Game. Not half bad to be fair.

Tyson
28-06-2010, 02:38 AM
Mcoy does not understand the meaning of this thread.

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
28-06-2010, 03:24 AM
Had a sexy fit today. Let me break it down for you. Just after I paid a visit to the Don in the mirror to reset my Brooker 'do, I saw my lame brother who does nothing ever but mummy still lets him live here rent free like me as he was leaving the house. He 'borrowed' a tenner from mummy. I prank-called him using my arnie-quote-generator. The bitch got shabba'ised. Then to celebrate I whacked out my pokemon card deck and put on an episode of Lazytown. I may have loosened my trousers a little. I can't remember what happened next but this was the result;

http://bradcarpenter.com/2008/02/28/rugburnhead-thumb-300x299.jpg

Went to work. Made a mental note of how I hate everyone there and how much more work I do than them. had a couple of pints before having another fit. My girlfriend (banging rack) took me home and I ploughed her rotten.

A shabba remix of my pr0 day, gringos.

Today was EPIC rollercoaster MASTURBATIOROFFLE day!! of win and cheese testicles. So much awsum occurred that I had so many jizzes in so many pants. And I was only wearing one pants. But I panted a lot.

It started off with a masif parkin of CAR that was so WHYNISZHAPPEN!

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/userimages/car-crash-4-no-parking-here.jpg

Then I met goafer and the secondary cast and talked about PENISES. We went on this megahaxz ride where the ride maintainer worker guy said "you're drunk" and I said "no I'm not". No seriously it went exactly like this;

rmwg: You're drunk
me: No I'm not
Everyone else: lolz

I pretended to be french. You should've been there it was lurlsz! Claire was all "omg michael! Stop it!" as if she was embarassed about her manchild. Then - this was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo epixhacth - I startled some random people with my uncomfortable presence!

THEN WE ATE ICE CREAM!!

http://www.jobodesigns.com/_sites/JoboDesigns/image.axd?picture=2009%2F8%2Fblue_moon.jpg

I don't know if you heard, but there's no you in we. But there is a wee. Then me and goafer hit up the hotel room. They only had one bed but it was ok.

http://theonesilove.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/nerds.jpg

We watched some Glee and talked about penises again. We even drew some, using tracing paper and our own!

Here's a video I made of the whole thing too

8E-MtJBAZvw

I was a bit rushed so it still needs some work.

Epix weekend was EPARK! Now I iz gonna do a TOTALLY NEW and REVOLUSHUNAREI creative projekt totally working on it right now now now

Asylum biatch! I've done twelve new posts this week and you haven't even done one this year. Fail.

Iun
28-06-2010, 05:43 AM
everyone leaves a bit of meat on the bone.


That is also what she said.

And I have no idea what she was talking about.

Dan Dare
28-06-2010, 07:01 AM
I think I've been outdone by Jay. Oh Lawd. Solid work from dwarf, too.

Ellmeister
28-06-2010, 08:00 AM
Took me a while to work out Dwarf's but then it suddenly dropped once the picture loaded.

I think Jay's probably out done Dwarf's effort with the last one, that was great.

EEVILMURRAY
28-06-2010, 10:56 AM
I think Jay's probably out done Dwarf's effort with the last one, that was great.
The source material was essential.

ReZourceman
28-06-2010, 11:25 AM
...

That's what she said?

Better. :)

Totally listening to some Metallica. Man, is my taste in music so much better than yours. Like seriously wtf are people listening to in that music thread, POP MUSIC?!

Spent most of today stoned/drugged/playing guitar/telling you why my music taste is better than you.

Oh. And playing Street Fighter.

*Shakes head*

---------

Just had a mammoth sesh with the girl. She thought I was getting jealous at another guy but I wasn't. This got me thinking about how society has been damaged from presumptions - just because there was a good looking topless guy hanging out with us, my girlfriend thought I was jealous, even though I wasn't. You've got to look at each person individually of course, but I can't help but think the majority of the blame lies in pop culture itself. How many TV shows have had this exact scenario, and so this has literally just been hammered into all our minds. Or some shit.

Had a sexy fit today. Let me break it down for you. Just after I paid a visit to the Don in the mirror to reset my Brooker 'do, I saw my lame brother who does nothing ever but mummy still lets him live here rent free like me as he was leaving the house. He 'borrowed' a tenner from mummy. I prank-called him using my arnie-quote-generator. The bitch got shabba'ised. Then to celebrate I whacked out my pokemon card deck and put on an episode of Lazytown. I may have loosened my trousers a little. I can't remember what happened next but this was the result;

http://bradcarpenter.com/2008/02/28/rugburnhead-thumb-300x299.jpg

Went to work. Made a mental note of how I hate everyone there and how much more work I do than them. had a couple of pints before having another fit. My girlfriend (banging rack) took me home and I ploughed her rotten.

A shabba remix of my pr0 day, gringos.



Asylum biatch! I've done twelve new posts this week and you haven't even done one this year. Fail.

That was so good I thought it was Murray doing me. I even checked the Asylum I was like "WTF".

Also massive amazing at Dwarf. I thought it was actually Dyson at first, but shit my pants and it all became clear at the picture. Too amazing.

Cube
28-06-2010, 11:31 AM
Cmaaan, you can do better than that. :heh:

To be fair, it's not easy to do a parody of one of those epic and long posts you do.

Dannyboy-the-Dane
28-06-2010, 12:23 PM
I'm almost embarrassed to say I don't know who Dwarf is trying to be...

Hint, anyone?
Well, he's not from the UK ... ;)

I must say that it is scaringly accurate. Well done, dwarf, well done! :D

chairdriver
28-06-2010, 01:56 PM
Yes. Generic Music Artist's second album cover was just so "..."

--
Listened to Ibadi today.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8647/kemikciii.jpg

Is just so

http://lizziesiddal.com/portal/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ophelaimillais.jpg

My wings are melting, on a tin-ricket-roof beginning, from a lock to the sea, and I weed myself a little is the epiphany essential wept.

jonst you have to thank my post. Have to. I don't really know which one either of us are. We're being exceedingly stereotypical. Will try again.

I love the use of Ophelia, but then I prefer the ones where it could actually be the person in question typing. Would have been better without the Generic Music Artist bit, and if the pretentious bit actually made (grammatical) sense. :heh:

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
28-06-2010, 02:09 PM
I only used Generic Artist because Paj (JonSt) did. I thought the pretentious bit was supposed to be some sort of abstract lyric! I think what we both did was too obv./overdone.

Dan's promised me to do another one of these. I think there's plenty left it can just be tricky to do it without sounding offensive to the persons involved!

Just to re-iterate I've not intended any mean-ness (I think everyone's got that so far, though).

Dan Dare
28-06-2010, 02:15 PM
http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/SCARLET_FRONT_MAGAZINE.jpg

* <?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
* <rss version="2.0">
* </rss>

chairdriver
28-06-2010, 02:17 PM
That I would be loved, even when I was fuming.

44TRkB9dxvE

Wesley
28-06-2010, 03:46 PM
You must be ahead of your time.

Maybe you're ageing backwards!

Like courtney cox.

Except you're getting older.

Today I accidentally became the best person at computer game designy-type stuff that ever existed in the North of England.

My tutor kneeled before me.

he drew a paintbrush on a piece of paper and gave it to me, and apologised.

Then I forgot to eat all day because my home-help the doctors send me girlfriend is still away.

I miss my maid.

Will you be my friend?

You're a better me than me.

We need to hook up.

Mr_Odwin
28-06-2010, 04:11 PM
On my break from work where I'm surrounded by lower class locals that insist on talking about the banalities of their mundane lives when I get a call from my father. Bastard. It's like he never grew up and now I'm his father figure or something (reminds me of the raping father storyline in VM). He tells me that my brother has been locked up again. Not bush, or dickie, the nameless one. Then he asks how my mother is. Bastard.

When did my life become a soap again?

Just a year ago I was in Japan. Where does time go and why are all my friends settling down like old couples?
Must phone Jodie. We keep missing each other.

Shorty
28-06-2010, 04:29 PM
Surely it's cheating when you just take things from their twitter :heh:

Mr_Odwin
28-06-2010, 04:31 PM
All from memory. Maybe I read his stuff too much.

dwarf gourami
28-06-2010, 05:29 PM
Totally listening to some Metallica. Man, is my taste in music so much better than yours. Like seriously wtf are people listening to in that music thread, POP MUSIC?!

Spent most of today stoned/drugged/playing guitar/telling you why my music taste is better than you.

Oh. And playing Street Fighter.

I was entertaining the idea that Goron has actually just made the most ingenious, hilarious post ever by doing a piss-take, but the quality is just too amazing for that to be true.
You succeeded in making me laugh anyway, if that can be flipped as a plus point. Cheers!

Ashley
28-06-2010, 06:36 PM
The only problem is my dad never phones me. That's the problem :heh:

(and there wasn't really a raping father storyline in VM, although there was statutory rape)

ReZourceman
28-06-2010, 07:12 PM
Were the victims statutory rights affected?

EEVILMURRAY
28-06-2010, 09:45 PM
Just to re-iterate I've not intended any mean-ness (I think everyone's got that so far, though).
I think it was quite mean when you implied I had a job. :(

Ashley
28-06-2010, 11:16 PM
Were the victims statutory rights affected?

You know sometimes your 'comedy' comes off as ignorance that makes me pity your LEA.

ReZourceman
29-06-2010, 06:48 AM
You know sometimes your 'comedy' comes off as ignorance that makes me pity your LEA.

Who's Lea?

Dyson
29-06-2010, 08:35 PM
Also massive amazing at Dwarf. I thought it was actually Dyson at first, but shit my pants and it all became clear at the picture. Too amazing.


Ah yes? I forgot I was obsessive over Molly/N-E girls :heh:

Dannyboy-the-Dane
29-06-2010, 09:20 PM
obsessive over Molly/N-E girls in general :heh:
Fixed for you. :p

I know I'm obsessive. I'm working on it. :heh:

Shino
29-06-2010, 09:32 PM
Lol Danny, don't let this douches keep you down, I'm sure they're just joking around.

Dannyboy-the-Dane
29-06-2010, 09:41 PM
Lol Danny, don't let this douches keep you down, I'm sure they're just joking around.
Haha, don't worry! :p I know it's just friendly humour. :) Besides, the "portrayal" of me is pretty spot on, anyway. :p It helps you get a bit of perspective on yourself. :)

JonSt
29-06-2010, 10:19 PM
http://sanghochoi.com/files/gimgs/11_black-background.jpg



Saw this picture at Uni earlier and it literally stunned on so many levels, I just love the way it looks like black but it's actually so much more.

Ville
29-06-2010, 10:55 PM
I'm sure they're just joking around.

Sometimes I wonder about this...constant ridicule, and the tone doesn't always seem too friendly...It's as if people are actually picking on Danny.

Wesley
29-06-2010, 11:07 PM
We all love him.

They're just messing around.

dwarf gourami
29-06-2010, 11:32 PM
We all love him.

They're just messing around.
Well...

Haha of course we do.

Sometimes anyway.

Just kidding!

But not really

I want to kill him

[Jesting/]
or am I?... yes.

Dannyboy-the-Dane
30-06-2010, 12:01 AM
Heh, thanks for the caring, people, but I'm fairly certain that's just how the tone is on here. It may sound harsh, but it's all in good spirit. :)

I think.

I hope ...

Help ...?

Dyson
30-06-2010, 12:04 AM
No, we all hate you and you do everything wrong and we want you to go away right now, which is why you're banned on the forum. Oh, wait. :heh:

EEVILMURRAY
30-06-2010, 06:14 AM
Pulled some bloke at the random gay bar, brought him back to mine and we blew each other in the bathroom (my bedroom was too conventional, and had too much Balamory stuff lying around) Then we watched Tori Amos videos whilst listening to Sinead O'Connor to see how stunning it was. It was stunning.

Got his number. Forgot his name. Not to worry, I'm sure I'll see him next week. Or someone else.

ReZourceman
30-06-2010, 06:29 AM
LOL! "Slutny" has never been more appropriate.

chairdriver
30-06-2010, 12:08 PM
I wish I was that great a slut.

Cube
30-06-2010, 01:08 PM
Here is something mildly interesting (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10432128.stm)

New Post On N-Europe

30-Jun-2010 By Nobody Special
Earlier today it was discovered that someone has posted a new message over on the N-Europe forums. Half the world rejoiced over this new finding, whereas everyone else in the world posted on a well-known parenting forum that it was an utter disgrace.

During our extensive research into the post, which was found in the "A Day In The Life Of HWYD", we discovered that not only did the post cause eye cancer to everyone who read it, but the member involved in the posting has been linked to the death of Princess Diana.

The member refused to comment on the speculation, stating that "I do not speak to awful newspapers like you." this obviously means that the member didn't just kill Diana, but he also kidnapped Madeline. We have passed this information on to the police but so far they have only stated that they "may look into the claims."

The controversy over the this post nearly matches to the outrage that followed the one before it, where a member stated that he wished he was "that great a slut".

This is awesome.

EEVILMURRAY
30-06-2010, 01:34 PM
TWO THOUSAND AND NINE?!

Alright, who's got the DeLorean?

Ville
30-06-2010, 01:36 PM
We all love him.

They're just messing around.

Hope so. Not a big fan of derogatory / mean humour anyway...well actually depends on the situation. Two people jesting and trading insults can be quite funny, but if it's one-sided, it seems just odd or even bullyish. An acquiantance of mine uses this kind of humour quite often, and it can get pretty annoying since I want no part of it...It's like a constant barrage of verbal shit bombs, and instead of returning them to his face, I'm like wtf are you doing :D

Raining_again
30-06-2010, 05:39 PM
It's all give and take, danny gives out the pervy comments, we take the piss.

But neither of which means any harm.. you're just seeing one side on this thread...!

We like danny! I think he's taking over from Offerman. Big shoes to fill man. You've got work to do!

Dannyboy-the-Dane
30-06-2010, 06:05 PM
It's all give and take, danny gives out the pervy comments, we take the piss.

But neither of which means any harm.. you're just seeing one side on this thread...!

We like danny! I think he's taking over from Offerman. Big shoes to fill man. You've got work to do!
I don't delude myself into thinking I can live up to Offerman's reputation. :p I think Moogle or ReZ are more likely candidates for that spot. ;)

Ashley
30-06-2010, 11:05 PM
But ReZ has the mental age of a seven year old so pervy comments from him are just wrong for different reasons.

Ville
01-07-2010, 01:27 PM
It's all give and take, danny gives out the pervy comments, we take the piss.

But neither of which means any harm.. you're just seeing one side on this thread...!

We like danny! I think he's taking over from Offerman. Big shoes to fill man. You've got work to do!

Heh, not based on this thread alone, as I have been reading the general board for some time, even though not posting much...

I think Moogle or ReZ are more likely candidates for that spot.

Yes, this is why the response is a bit surprising...Doesn't seem too different from the other kind of perviness flying around here :D Well, maybe being pervy is just like a skill that has hidden abilities depending on the user...


Person X used Pervert Mind: It's super effective! The opponent is paralysed from laughing!

Person Y used Pervert Mind: The opponent is not amused! Its attack rose sharply, while Person Y got confused! Person Y hit itself in the face and passed out!

Dannyboy-the-Dane
01-07-2010, 01:30 PM
Haha! Brilliant, Ville! :D

The fish
01-07-2010, 02:31 PM
Heh, not based on this thread alone, as I have been reading the general board for some time, even though not posting much...



Yes, this is why the response is a bit surprising...Doesn't seem too different from the other kind of perviness flying around here :D Well, maybe being pervy is just like a skill that has hidden abilities depending on the user...


Person X used Pervert Mind: It's super effective! The opponent is paralysed from laughing!

Person Y used Pervert Mind: The opponent is not amused! Its attack rose sharply, while Person Y got confused! Person Y hit itself in the face and passed out!


I lol'ed very much. : peace:

Also, a non-crazy person from Finland? That's got to be an N-E first!

Gizmo
01-07-2010, 02:56 PM
I lol'ed very much. : peace:

Also, a non-crazy person from Finland? That's got to be an N-E first!

I know several Finn's, and I know for a fact that this is not possible. :wink:

Ville
01-07-2010, 11:24 PM
Also, a non-crazy person from Finland? That's got to be an N-E first!

Heh, I think we've had this same discussion a long time ago, you prob just don't remember it :D

I know several Finn's, and I know for a fact that this is not possible.

:D Yeah, living the mute igloo-dweller lifestyle can surely make one a bit...eccentric. Drinking like the fish doesn't really help, now does it...

Molly
18-07-2010, 09:21 PM
I cannot BELIEVE I missed this thread. Amazing.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/279/danny009.jpg

For you Mol, and those amazingly pretty corneas.

I lolled. But our love is mutual!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs139.snc4/37311_783697287805_61402827_46777653_532676_n.jpg

Daft
18-07-2010, 09:21 PM
Needs more boob.

Molly
18-07-2010, 09:26 PM
There will be Boob in 3D next Saturday ::shrug:

Ashley
18-07-2010, 09:32 PM
I reckon you should go in a burka , just to piss them off.

Shino
18-07-2010, 11:28 PM
I reckon you should go in a burka , just to piss them off.

The eyes is all we need, right Dannyboy?

Ashley
19-07-2010, 06:15 AM
With sunglasses obviously. It will be July after all.

Mundi
19-07-2010, 01:55 PM
Or some sort of reverse Burka....

Cube
19-07-2010, 02:47 PM
Or some sort of reverse Burka....

A sleeping mask?

EEVILMURRAY
19-07-2010, 05:26 PM
http://goldencloverfilms.com/News_files/hand%20over%20mouth%20copy.jpg

YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE ANYMORE

Jimbob
19-07-2010, 05:48 PM
A sleeping mask?

Or a bandana, would be interesting.