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Ford Prefect
17-09-2005, 08:29 PM
ford prefect calling from inside the arctic circle! first time at a pc for a week, been busy with other shit. its not too far above freezing outside and there's snow on the mountains, working its way down fast. had an inch or so on the ground the other day but that melted away.

traveling up here was the fun bit. had to do my last shift at work 6am - 2:30pm last friday then go home and pack, had to leave the house about 1:30am so didn't get any sleep. flight was at 06:25 from stansted to oslo torp. got there 09:30 local time. had to wait till 13:20 for a bus into oslo itself where i met my father. dumped stuff at the airport hotel and went back into oslo after meeting with some important business men from africa and america. met some extended norwegian family in oslo, had a few drinks then went back to the hotel about 11, sat in the hotel bar till stupid oclock(sunday morning) talking to my dad and then went to bed for the first time since 04:50 friday morning. caught another flight up here bout midday sunday and have been here ever since.

fairly uneventful time so far, bar the snow and getting a ton and a half of 1959 chevy pickup chassis from a field to the side of the house here.... actually started reading some of the books i bought a while back, currently reading "Global Justice liberation and socialism" by Enesto (Che) Guevara. so this place has done me some good at least.

i may even have caught the interest of a rather attractive norwegian blonde lass called Kine ;)
Haver
17-09-2005, 08:31 PM
I don't know. Give me a clue.
Surrealist
17-09-2005, 09:04 PM
Hello my Douglas Adams inspired friend.
rizz
17-09-2005, 09:23 PM
No fucking way thats Ford, he didn't swear once in that post.

;)
Surrealist
17-09-2005, 09:26 PM
No fucking way thats Ford, he didn't swear once in that post.

;)

Holy crap, you're right. I smell a conspiracy!
cheets
17-09-2005, 09:57 PM
gah, id love to travel, get out of ye shit hole of england.
Ford Prefect
17-09-2005, 10:05 PM
gah, id love to travel, get out of ye shit hole of england.

we too would love you to travel, far far away, somewhere they don't have the internet. could improve matters even more by being bitten by some poisonous snake/spider/insect :heh:


any way, "fuck twat shit" there happy? :indeed:
rizz
17-09-2005, 10:09 PM
Over the twat-faced moon :P
Fierce_LiNk
17-09-2005, 10:11 PM
Helloes, tell us about this "kine" chix0r, then. :wink:
Ford Prefect
17-09-2005, 10:27 PM
managed to find a couple of old pics on this pc here. they're not very good and i'd guess are at least a year old. she looks much better in the flesh, tho i haven't seen nearly enough flesh :heh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/matt64/NiklasoghoKine.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/matt64/KineOGhoTrude.jpg
Fierce_LiNk
17-09-2005, 10:29 PM
*raises thumb* :wink: Now, if only you two were in...swansea or something. All that sunshine, no clothes. :heh:

o_O
Who's that in green?
Shorty
17-09-2005, 10:31 PM
And what're all those boxes in the background, looks like a warehouse full of stolen microwaves.
Fierce_LiNk
17-09-2005, 10:32 PM
And what're all those boxes in the background, looks like a warehouse full of stolen microwaves.

There's a bicycle as well.

*puts 2 and 2 together*

They're smuggling stolen microwaves into the country by bicycle?
Ford Prefect
17-09-2005, 10:36 PM
*raises thumb* :wink: Now, if only you two were in...swansea or something. All that sunshine, no clothes. :heh:

o_O
Who's that in green?


that critter in green with the ginger hair is niklas, spose you'd call him my step brother. he's the eldest son of my dad's missus up here. year younger than me. theres another brother called joakim who's 17 and then theres an elder sister who's about 25 or 26 i think. she lives over in sweden, never met her.
zaraki
17-09-2005, 11:05 PM
You were in Oslo, I live in Oslo.
Ford Prefect
17-09-2005, 11:10 PM
You were in Oslo, I live in Oslo.


yeah, only passing thru. been there before a couple of times. i'm up in harstad atm, near narvik.

need to try and learn the lingo tho, gets abit baffling sat at the dinner table eating with everyone else including you're own half sister waffling on in norwegian and not understanding a word of it. kine has taught me a couple of little bits, going to try and pick up some more, see if i can impress her abit :P
SymChris
17-09-2005, 11:15 PM
There's a bicycle as well.

*puts 2 and 2 together*

They're smuggling stolen microwaves into the country by bicycle?

:lmao:

Now *that's* funny... lol...
Fierce_LiNk
17-09-2005, 11:16 PM
yeah, only passing thru. been there before a couple of times. i'm up in harstad atm, near narvik.

need to try and learn the lingo tho, gets abit baffling sat at the dinner table eating with everyone else including you're own half sister waffling on in norwegian and not understanding a word of it. kine has taught me a couple of little bits, going to try and pick up some more, see if i can impress her abit :P

If only there was a book entitled "101 chatup lines in Norwegian". If only..:heh:
Jordan
17-09-2005, 11:28 PM
Matt! My child! How are you mate? Cold no doubt.
Shmotz
18-09-2005, 12:02 AM
Hopefully you can still pick up ebmradio up there ;)
Ford Prefect
18-09-2005, 12:14 AM
Matt! My child! How are you mate? Cold no doubt.


not too bad, isn't really cold here yet, last i checked it was 5 degrees outside. which is still warm! by this lots standards it certainly is. with any luck i'll have a "SNB" to keep me warm.......
kopo
18-09-2005, 12:21 AM
We missed you dear
cheets
18-09-2005, 12:22 AM
she looks nice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/matt64/KineOGhoTrude.jpg

what are they trying to do, it looks like shit loads of liquid into a 500ml bottle with a leaf as a funnel
RoadKill
18-09-2005, 01:06 AM
I've got to say, cheets has a point, what the fuck?
Ford Prefect
18-09-2005, 01:10 AM
how the hell am i suposed to know? :confused:


at any rate. latest pic of myself incase you forgot what i looked like (heaven forbid :P )
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/matt64/ford.jpg
Owario
18-09-2005, 05:40 AM
Holy shit, he's not topless.
Offerman
18-09-2005, 08:39 AM
Sir I canne argue with j00, that sounds pretty damn sweet. I've always wanted to go to the Artic Circle just so I can experience the climate, I hear the days become extremely short in the Winter?

That girl is stunning - if it ever gets abit cold j00 could always offer to sneak into her sleeping bag and share some body heat. ;) Then whilst she drifts orf to sleep give her one good seeing too.
Platty
18-09-2005, 04:44 PM
ford your hair !!!
RoadKill
18-09-2005, 05:09 PM
Sir I canne argue with j00, that sounds pretty damn sweet. I've always wanted to go to the Artic Circle just so I can experience the climate, I hear the days become extremely short in the Winter?

That girl is stunning - if it ever gets abit cold j00 could always offer to sneak into her sleeping bag and share some body heat. ;) Then whilst she drifts orf to sleep give her one good seeing too.

Angel Jay: [singing] Jesus loves the little children.
[to Jay]
Angel Jay: Oh, sorry I'm late. So what's the deal?
[pauses]
Angel Jay: Oh shit, don't tell me you're thinking of whipping your dick out on this fine piece of woman, are you?
[smacks Jay with his halo]
Angel Jay: Tell, you what - look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks it's okay(that) you whip your dick out.
[Silent Bob shakes his head]
Angel Jay: That's it, boy. Put the dick down. You've gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv bullshit's going to do it for this one. You've got to be smooth. Be Don Juan Bellanouche. Now I've gotta go beat the shit of two sucker-punching little bitches. Remember, don't take your dick out unless she asks... or unless she's sleeping. Bong!
JonSt
18-09-2005, 05:17 PM
fordies lost hir hair, suits you that, makes you look like even more of a hard man.
Haden
18-09-2005, 05:23 PM
Sounds exciting Ford, glad you had a fun time. That chickzor does indeed rockzor. Dero Dear whoever came up with adding zor on the end of a word needs a good slapzor.
RagDoll
18-09-2005, 05:44 PM
Glad you're having a good time, when are you planning to come back to England or are you just seeing whenever you feel like it?
Ford Prefect
20-09-2005, 04:15 PM
the way things are going it looks like applying for residency, learning the lingo and getting a job, either working with my dad or something seperate. maybe even going back into painting if needs be as they're desperately short of skilled labour like that up here and will pay good money for it.

so i prob would be coming to england, but just for visits and to fetch the rest of my gear...


oh and scratch the whole idea with the bird in the pics too.............
EEVILMURRAY
20-09-2005, 04:20 PM
She blow you off for a woman again?

So if you're staying there, you'll still be here as often I hope?
Ford Prefect
20-09-2005, 04:32 PM
She blow you off for a woman again?

So if you're staying there, you'll still be here as often I hope?



nope, i just can't be arsed with it all. women are too much like hard work and i can't see the sense in working at something thats just going to utterly wreck your head any way.


oh and i should soon me on much more often, once i get my own access to the net :D
Offerman
20-09-2005, 05:39 PM
Skilled labourers ay? How much do they pay up there for a fully qualified Meccy? I could shoot up there in two years when I'm qualified and live up there...we could be roomies. :)
Tilim
20-09-2005, 06:02 PM
Hope you like it in Norway. :P

I think you could stop by Goomba and I nxt time you're in Oslo! ;D

On the othar hand.. I don't think I've got the guts to meet you. o.o