Rummy
13-11-2009, 04:17 PM
Ok, starting out the Forum Telephone afresh! Might have to do this every few games to root out the slackers and droppers. Tell all your e-forum friends, we need more people to make the game more awesome(ha, as if that was even possible!). Post in this thread to signup to the new and all future games! Don't worry if you wanna drop at a later date, just let me know, or if you recieve a PM and don't wanna play, just forward it onwards :).
For those unawares, here's how it basically works. You recieve a PM with a picture and a caption from the person before you, both independant of each other. You then draw a picture for the caption and write a caption for the picture. The picture can be in any image editing program(even a crude thing in paint is brilliant enough) or a paper drawn one scanned/photo'd in. Once done, you forward these both(caption and picture) along in the same PM to the next person in the line, as well as CCing it to me, cos then I have them all and when the game is done I put them in a pretty post for everyone to see. Still confused? Look below all this for previous, 100% actual genuine N-Europe forumtelephony! Once you've sent your PM to the next person, it's generally accepted that you post here with some witty phone related repartee, just so all other participants can see that the game is moving along.
Oh yeah, you also only have 72 hours to get done, preferably alot less than that(and this limit might lower in future) cos otherwise the games move too slow and everyone gets impatient and angsty and annoyed and filled with rage, or at least I do anyway. If I do not recieve your PM within 72 hours of received the last person's, I shall forward the previous PM to the next person, if that makes sense.
Past Games!
Well ok, this didn't work quite like that, we only had one game runnning.
Rummy:
'Come in here dear boy and have a cigar!'
Marcamillian:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call1-1.png
Diageo:
'Cubans are now selling cigars in warehouses to innocent British schoolchildren. '
Nintendohnut(apologies for the size, but I didn't wish to scale down his brilliance):
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6782/forumtelephone.jpg
MoogleViper:
"A revolutionary building."
Cube:
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/322/hni0045.jpg
jayseven:
'It's like hypercube, only conical! '
ReZourceman:
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/FOrumPhone.jpg
SPAMBOT4000:
'The blueprints for the 4 dimensional dildo spike were coming along swimmingly.'
Play order: Rummy, Diageo, Marcamillian, MoogleViper, Nintendohnut, jayseven, Cube, ReZourceman, SPAMBOT4000, Dyson, Jimbob.
Game A:
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away'
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/shadow_icecold/Apple-a-day.jpg
'Doctors don't care for mutant apples'
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/169ca03a36.jpg
'But if your head is an apple, then ain't no doctor every coming back.'
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8780/01102009005.jpg
'A story about...not a normal man...no, but the Apple-Headed Man, and his visit to the cross doctor.'
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3611/98253374.jpg
'An apple a day keeps the students away, and the angry doctors closer.'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Maxi678/Students.jpg
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Game B:
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1241/forumai.png
"Will you love me for this flower?"
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call2.png
'I left a rosebud in the U bend and I love it.'
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7824/adsfoighrpg.png
'My heart was flushed like a rose in the u-bend.'
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/ForumTel02.jpg
'He regretted the romantic gesture the moment the thorny rose disappeared up his ass... He'd been crapping blood for days before it finally came out.'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/splan160/ft1.png
'Man would do anything for love, no matter how weird'
Play Order: Rummy, Dyson, Jimbob, ReZourceman, Marcamillian, Diageo, Cube, jayseven, MoogleViper, SPAMBOT4000, Nintendohnut.
Game C
Inspired by some DnB rocking at the time...
'Tough guys don't dance'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/splan160/ft2.png
'Music is not for the angry'
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/ForumTel3.jpg
HULK DRUM!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/shadow_icecold/001.jpg
The Drum Hulk Beat!
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/2879/63007520.png
Don't make cans angry, you wouldn't like them when they're angry.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2252/cokec.jpg
When a huge, huge man throws away and insults his coke can, the giant can gets ridiculously angry and goes on a house stomping rampage.
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Game D
Inspired by someone suggesting me 'Fit as a Fiddle'...
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7531/forumtel.png
"The violin definitely had a strong sound."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Maxi678/strong.jpg
"Strong" Brand Amplifiers. The most suitable amplifier for Electric Band Camp.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call3.png
Band camp's good for hardcore rockin'!
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/5223/35281579834bdec2c75920f.jpg
The zombies resorted to throwing capsites at the beatles to get a good night's creep.
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t242/MoogleViper/forumtelephone3.png
The sleep deprived Zombie chucked a whole load of WTF? over the giant-ladybird-fronted band that had started playing in his bedroom.
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7163/telephone.jpg
Play Order: ReZourceman, Paj Meen Ah, Marcamillian, Dannyboy, SPAMBOT4000, MoogleViper, jayseven, Jimbob, Dyson
Game F:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4281/forumtelly.png
"His least favourite time was 11:59"
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q120/dodoriazarbon/battybatyy.jpg
At 11pm Batman turns emo
http://i510.photobucket.com/albums/s342/Dannyboy-the-Dane/N-ETelephoneGameE.jpg
Batman's possessed clock had successfully goaded him into killing himself :(
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t242/MoogleViper/forumtelephone4.png
"Can't talk now, Robin, it's silly o-clock and I'm busy pulling my bladder out tongue-first"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Maxi678/gameE.png
Robin told Batman exactly where to shove his gay frying pan.
---------------------------------------------------
Game G:
'OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING DUCK!'
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/Forumtel4.jpg
Pope claims birds using condoms is what caused bird flu.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call4.png
"The Pope announces that angels should be avoided as their wings may carry the avian flu."
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9950/86103441.gif
The pope decided to ban wings, which meant a bird plummeted to it's death, but the angel didn't listen even though he had B.O.
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1245/77229083.png
Bishop wings don't do justice for the effect of a bad smell.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/splan160/ft3.png
I also love how a manky condom turned into an angel wing. That is why I love N-Europe.
Game Z
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2696/forumv2.png
The bright-lime-green-haired man hated being outside in the sunshine. It made his hair colour fade.
http://i510.photobucket.com/albums/s342/Dannyboy-the-Dane/N-ETelephoneGameA2.jpg
You'll be fucking pissed if you go outside with your new funky hair colour.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/shadow_icecold/001-1.jpg
Pink Punk Pumpkin Pinches Plump Portal
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t242/MoogleViper/forumtelephone5.png
Pumpkin Punk took a spin on the Wild-Side!
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q120/dodoriazarbon/PUMOKIN.jpg
The pumpkin faced rocker was creating stars with hand jives.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Game Y
'It is 100% acceptable to punch a mate in the face if he is gaying on you.'
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/ForumWin1-1.jpg
Crotch-grabbin' is OK when punished with a fist to the face.
http://grab.by/ATx
Dangly arms can reach ears and crotches.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w22/chairdriver/DSC00060.jpg
Mr Tickle will play with your ear and your balls.
http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad242/Jimbobthon/gameb.png
Just because your twin brother was born with an inverted face doesn't mean you can steal his cherry and tickle him with ferns after.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call5.png
For those unawares, here's how it basically works. You recieve a PM with a picture and a caption from the person before you, both independant of each other. You then draw a picture for the caption and write a caption for the picture. The picture can be in any image editing program(even a crude thing in paint is brilliant enough) or a paper drawn one scanned/photo'd in. Once done, you forward these both(caption and picture) along in the same PM to the next person in the line, as well as CCing it to me, cos then I have them all and when the game is done I put them in a pretty post for everyone to see. Still confused? Look below all this for previous, 100% actual genuine N-Europe forumtelephony! Once you've sent your PM to the next person, it's generally accepted that you post here with some witty phone related repartee, just so all other participants can see that the game is moving along.
Oh yeah, you also only have 72 hours to get done, preferably alot less than that(and this limit might lower in future) cos otherwise the games move too slow and everyone gets impatient and angsty and annoyed and filled with rage, or at least I do anyway. If I do not recieve your PM within 72 hours of received the last person's, I shall forward the previous PM to the next person, if that makes sense.
Past Games!
Well ok, this didn't work quite like that, we only had one game runnning.
Rummy:
'Come in here dear boy and have a cigar!'
Marcamillian:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call1-1.png
Diageo:
'Cubans are now selling cigars in warehouses to innocent British schoolchildren. '
Nintendohnut(apologies for the size, but I didn't wish to scale down his brilliance):
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6782/forumtelephone.jpg
MoogleViper:
"A revolutionary building."
Cube:
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/322/hni0045.jpg
jayseven:
'It's like hypercube, only conical! '
ReZourceman:
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/FOrumPhone.jpg
SPAMBOT4000:
'The blueprints for the 4 dimensional dildo spike were coming along swimmingly.'
Play order: Rummy, Diageo, Marcamillian, MoogleViper, Nintendohnut, jayseven, Cube, ReZourceman, SPAMBOT4000, Dyson, Jimbob.
Game A:
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away'
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/shadow_icecold/Apple-a-day.jpg
'Doctors don't care for mutant apples'
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/169ca03a36.jpg
'But if your head is an apple, then ain't no doctor every coming back.'
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8780/01102009005.jpg
'A story about...not a normal man...no, but the Apple-Headed Man, and his visit to the cross doctor.'
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3611/98253374.jpg
'An apple a day keeps the students away, and the angry doctors closer.'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Maxi678/Students.jpg
---------------------------------------------------
Game B:
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1241/forumai.png
"Will you love me for this flower?"
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call2.png
'I left a rosebud in the U bend and I love it.'
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7824/adsfoighrpg.png
'My heart was flushed like a rose in the u-bend.'
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/ForumTel02.jpg
'He regretted the romantic gesture the moment the thorny rose disappeared up his ass... He'd been crapping blood for days before it finally came out.'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/splan160/ft1.png
'Man would do anything for love, no matter how weird'
Play Order: Rummy, Dyson, Jimbob, ReZourceman, Marcamillian, Diageo, Cube, jayseven, MoogleViper, SPAMBOT4000, Nintendohnut.
Game C
Inspired by some DnB rocking at the time...
'Tough guys don't dance'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/splan160/ft2.png
'Music is not for the angry'
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/ForumTel3.jpg
HULK DRUM!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/shadow_icecold/001.jpg
The Drum Hulk Beat!
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/2879/63007520.png
Don't make cans angry, you wouldn't like them when they're angry.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2252/cokec.jpg
When a huge, huge man throws away and insults his coke can, the giant can gets ridiculously angry and goes on a house stomping rampage.
---------------------------------------------------
Game D
Inspired by someone suggesting me 'Fit as a Fiddle'...
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7531/forumtel.png
"The violin definitely had a strong sound."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Maxi678/strong.jpg
"Strong" Brand Amplifiers. The most suitable amplifier for Electric Band Camp.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call3.png
Band camp's good for hardcore rockin'!
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/5223/35281579834bdec2c75920f.jpg
The zombies resorted to throwing capsites at the beatles to get a good night's creep.
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t242/MoogleViper/forumtelephone3.png
The sleep deprived Zombie chucked a whole load of WTF? over the giant-ladybird-fronted band that had started playing in his bedroom.
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7163/telephone.jpg
Play Order: ReZourceman, Paj Meen Ah, Marcamillian, Dannyboy, SPAMBOT4000, MoogleViper, jayseven, Jimbob, Dyson
Game F:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4281/forumtelly.png
"His least favourite time was 11:59"
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q120/dodoriazarbon/battybatyy.jpg
At 11pm Batman turns emo
http://i510.photobucket.com/albums/s342/Dannyboy-the-Dane/N-ETelephoneGameE.jpg
Batman's possessed clock had successfully goaded him into killing himself :(
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t242/MoogleViper/forumtelephone4.png
"Can't talk now, Robin, it's silly o-clock and I'm busy pulling my bladder out tongue-first"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Maxi678/gameE.png
Robin told Batman exactly where to shove his gay frying pan.
---------------------------------------------------
Game G:
'OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING DUCK!'
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/Forumtel4.jpg
Pope claims birds using condoms is what caused bird flu.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call4.png
"The Pope announces that angels should be avoided as their wings may carry the avian flu."
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9950/86103441.gif
The pope decided to ban wings, which meant a bird plummeted to it's death, but the angel didn't listen even though he had B.O.
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1245/77229083.png
Bishop wings don't do justice for the effect of a bad smell.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/splan160/ft3.png
I also love how a manky condom turned into an angel wing. That is why I love N-Europe.
Game Z
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2696/forumv2.png
The bright-lime-green-haired man hated being outside in the sunshine. It made his hair colour fade.
http://i510.photobucket.com/albums/s342/Dannyboy-the-Dane/N-ETelephoneGameA2.jpg
You'll be fucking pissed if you go outside with your new funky hair colour.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/shadow_icecold/001-1.jpg
Pink Punk Pumpkin Pinches Plump Portal
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t242/MoogleViper/forumtelephone5.png
Pumpkin Punk took a spin on the Wild-Side!
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q120/dodoriazarbon/PUMOKIN.jpg
The pumpkin faced rocker was creating stars with hand jives.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Game Y
'It is 100% acceptable to punch a mate in the face if he is gaying on you.'
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/ForumWin1-1.jpg
Crotch-grabbin' is OK when punished with a fist to the face.
http://grab.by/ATx
Dangly arms can reach ears and crotches.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w22/chairdriver/DSC00060.jpg
Mr Tickle will play with your ear and your balls.
http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad242/Jimbobthon/gameb.png
Just because your twin brother was born with an inverted face doesn't mean you can steal his cherry and tickle him with ferns after.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Marcamillian/Call5.png