Food Fetishes

[Fierce_LiNk]

Ok, probably the worst title to go with this thread, but I don't care, it seems appropriate.

Basically, my housemate is ordering pizza from a pizza ordering delivery place off the internet. And, her stuff arrives, and she's ordered potato wedges. Now, I have a soft spot for wedges, and they smelly so, so good.

But, the thing is, it wasn't the fact that they were wedges that swayed me. It was the potato-ness. I was developing a craving for all things potato: Potato wedges, roast potato, mashed potato...anything!

So, I popped to the shops, and bought myself a big bag of potatos. I came home, and chopped myself some potatos, then roasted them. I had 16 roast potatos last night, and my housemates looked at me like...what the shit...just potatos? No stuff with it? NO! Just potatos. Fuck off, leave me alone with my roasties.

Then, today, I realised I had lots of potatos left over, so I did the same, again. Man, they're so fucking tasty. If Ine was made of potato, she wouldn't be coming to this meat, because she would already have been roasted into a delicious belgian female shaped potato. *drools*

I've had 32 roasties in two days...some is not right.

This is my fetish. I am Jim, and I fucking love roast potatos.

Who are you, and what is your secret fetish that people think you're strange for?

Tell me, naaaw.

[dan-likes-trees]

Big fan of frozen sweetcorn myself, straight out the freezer, ummmmmm yeaah!

Pancakes are pretty awesome aswell, though not particularly weird.

Ohh yeah I often buy multipacks of cereal at lunch and eat them from the pack through school, no milk or nuffink. Honey loops = epic win

[weeyellowbloke]

:blank: You're turned on by potatoes? Fair enough. I personally find having my ears licked quite nice and thought that was pretty weird, but man you've got me beat.

[Retro_Link]

Do you not mean craving?!!

Atm... Jaffa Cakes!

Seriously, they are doing these special price 36 cake packs for 99p atm and I could eat them all in a day EASILY! Probably one long sitting!
I'm buying these packs all the time atm!

[Dyson]

Could have at least had some gravy with them, sheesh..

[weeyellowbloke]

I definately think craving sums it up. I was having horrific images of potatoes getting stuck in....places by a dominatrix.

Humus is my bag, as in the chickpea based middle-eastern dip not dark organically rich soil. I love the stuff and can easily go through a tub with a packet of crackers in about half and hour.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Craving would have been a good word, but Fetish really does capture my feeling for potatos.

I caught the words ears and gravy in this thread. I do like my ears, but they're best served without the gravy.

[Dante]

http://www.lutosa.com/files/produits/catalogue/assiettes/large/roast-potatoes-2-4-6-a5-large.jpg
"Oh baby Flinky!"

[Fierce_LiNk]

http://www.lutosa.com/files/produits/catalogue/assiettes/large/roast-potatoes-2-4-6-a5-large.jpg
"Oh baby Flinky!"

Dante, I'm dripping like a waterfall right now.

[GothicPlague]

Recently I've had a craving to have a big bit of cheese every night.

Also I always crave Warburtons bread and I tend to have the crusts with no spread on.

[Retro_Link]

Dante, I'm dripping like a waterfall right now.Got wierd!...

haha.

[Wesley]

My fetish is sausage casserole! I keep making them, pretty much every week. But, it's only every week because I force myself to stop. I just love them, with a bit of mash. They taste so GOOD! I only just manage to keep myself from making them all the time because I tell myself they can't exactly be healthy...

Worryingly I've started to develop a bit of fancy for salads. I've never been a huge fan of them. Until I realised they were places where you could just have all the pastas, vegs, etc, you wanted... already made... just pick... ooooooh so nice. I'm thinking of excuses to hop on the bus and get one pretty much every day. I'm going to be screwed once I can't tell myself, "NO! You need to do work! Sit!". Also, when I move into my new flat, which is in Huddersfield and not on the out skirts, I'll just be able to walk to the salad heaven.... Sweet Jesus. Sweet Baby Jesus!

[Aimless]

Roast potatoes are basically rotund chips, so it isn't that odd. Still, maybe you should make dauphinois next time? They're one of the finest forms of potato, in my humble opinion.

[EEVILMURRAY]

How much have you had to drink Flinky?

[Fierce_LiNk]

How much have you had to drink Flinky?

A few. :(
Only about three pints, but quickly.

Aimless: What are the dauphinois?

[Retro_Link]

A few. :(
Only about three pints, but quickly.

Aimless: What are the dauphinois?You know, those slices of potato, layered up with a creamy/cheesy sauce.

[Ashley]

If Ine was made of potato, she wouldn't be coming to this meat

I feel like I'm reading a Mills and Boon novel.

[My Buttons are Magic!]

You know, those slices of potato, layered up with a creamy/cheesy sauce.

damn they sound good

roast potatos are brill...

i cant think of anything food wise thats as bad as having 32 roasties in a couple of days
i did have 8 bacon sandwiches once in about 3 days..lol

[Fierce_LiNk]

You know, those slices of potato, layered up with a creamy/cheesy sauce.

It rings a bell, but maybe I've heard it called something else?

I feel like I'm reading a Mills and Boon novel.

Man, I didn't think I typed that, but looking back...I did. Aww, huge fail. :(

[Aimless]

Aimless: What are the dauphinois?
http://www.phamfatale.com/includes/images/phamfatale/gratin-dauphinois.jpg

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I can eat lightly salted crackers indefinitely. I'm not sure if I'd class it as a craving as I very rarely think, "I'm going to buy crackers!" But if they're there I'll eat them. All.

[Dyson]

I could eat Ritz biscuits all day...DAMN.

[Paj!]

I have a picture of an Oakham Roast Chicken on my wall, and other such wonderfully cooked roast chickens turn me on.

[weeyellowbloke]

You know, those slices of potato, layered up with a creamy/cheesy sauce.

http://heatandknives.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gratin6.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/weeyellowbloke/LOSTHurleyThumbsUp.gif

That is a very very tasty dish indeed.

Another desirable food product is chicken and mushroom pastry slices. Most are utterly disgusting yet I can't resist them.

[Ashley]

Man, I didn't think I typed that, but looking back...I did. Aww, huge fail. :(

I love it though, if slightly altered it could be the best random chat up line; "If you were mashed potatos you could come to my meat anytime!'

[Pantsu Man!]

I think my user name says it all.
On the food side of things. I'm partial to a few... a lot of carrots. And cucumber. And honey cake. Gawd do I love the honey cake.

[Retro_Link]

I think my user name says it all.That you promote Sir Alans new brand of cereal?

[Nolan]

Chocolate Milk, I can drink like nearly a gallon(3.7 liters) a day. Regular White Milk is balls nasty though, can't stand the stuff unless it's been flavored by cereal.

[Caris]

This is not the kind of the thread I thought it would be, if it was my answer would have been school girl costume.

[Dyson]

(polka dots, I know right, wtf?)

[Pantsu Man!]

That you promote Sir Alans new brand of cereal?
I would say yes if I knew what you were talking about.
This is not the kind of the thread I thought it would be, if it was my answer would have been school girl costume.
We're on the the same wavelength, you and I. Let us be friends.

[Jav_NE]

HP Spicy BBQ Sauce...

http://www.serpaltd.com/en/urun/103007hpbbqspicy.jpg

I have to have that shit with everything. Its soooo good.

Coca Cola

http://www.searchviews.com/wp-content/themes/clean-copy-full-3-column-1/images/coca-cola_logo5.jpg

I crave this sooo much its insane. Its my coffee.

Cheeeeeeseeeeee!!!! Mature Cheddar, or goats, with Philadelphia on Jacob's crackers. Orgasmic.

http://www.coles.com.au/images/cmi/library/ingredient/small/philadelphia_cream_cheese_2_x_250_block.jpg

[Cube]

Dr Pepper!

[My Buttons are Magic!]

Dr Pepper!

hell yes!... i love a dr pepper... or 3

the last time i had a "craving" was for cheesecake. so i made one :P

[martinist]

awww i thought this was a sex thread.....booh >_>

noodles! fecking love 'em. I used to eat lemon meringue pie all the time but i went off it. Also lemnon drizzle cake! ^_^ awww yeah

[Kirkatronics]

Big fan of frozen sweetcorn myself, straight out the freezer, ummmmmm yeaah!

Pancakes are pretty awesome aswell, though not particularly weird.

Ohh yeah I often buy multipacks of cereal at lunch and eat them from the pack through school, no milk or nuffink. Honey loops = epic win
I like frozen peas, or used to, not had them in aages!
We get the tinned shit now :'(

[Ganepark32]

Recently, I've developed a need to eat bagels a lot. Don't know here it came from but don't really care. They're so nice. Just a bagel and some cream cheese.

Oh and orange juice (not from concentrate). I go through so much orange juice in a week it's unbelievable but I absolutely love it. And it'll soon enough be time for the blood orange season to start so I'll be drinking more.

[Eenuh]

Tuna. I seriously eat tuna every day, though it's in the form of yummy tuna salad stuff to put on my bread. Yummm. And since I eat bread for both breakfast and lunch, I eat quite a bit of it (usually at least two or three slices of bread with tune). And Thursday for dinner and Saturday for lunch I usually have a big tuna sandwich (french bread and vegetables).
Plus then sometimes tuna steak for dinner. Mmmmm.

I think tuna is the main reason why I could not become a true vegetarian, I just love it too much.

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

Ah! Why didn't I just post it here?

BOVRIL. A recently re-discovered gem of a drink :P Drink it like a cuppasoup, with a slice of bread... mmm... ^_^

I do have a wee thing for kinder eggs, but I mostly give away the chocolate these days, so I guess it doesn't really count...

[Aimless]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3091/2604341607_fb0760108f.jpg

Tiger bread. I wish I had some right now; I don't even need to put anything on it.

[Wesley]

Tiger bread with cheese cooked on top of it! YUM!

[Paj!]

ZOMG the exact picture on my wall, but mine is cropped and looks TASTIER. And better cooked (darker).
http://www.dianamiller.me.uk/lib/images/thumbs/roast_chicken_sliced_w270h390.jpg

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

The tuna mousse my dad makes ... heaven made into food form, I tell you! Yum ... *drool*

[Letty]

http://cyberelk.net/sue/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/arctic-roll-300x228.jpg

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/media/partyrings.jpg

PHWOAR!!

[Coolness Bears]

OMJ PARTY RINGS! :o

Okay I love Tortilla's they arouse me in all the wrong ways.


I also have a Fetish Bear...

[Paj!]

Who else licks the top off party rings?

Even though it's a solid topping, I do. It hurts your tongue after a while.

[Kirkatronics]

Who else licks the top off party rings?

Even though it's a solid topping, I do. It hurts your tongue after a while.
Yeah, it does hurt.. Alot...
It doesnt stop me though, just makes me more determined!

[Oxigen_Waste]

Gauffres from Liege.

You're all insane not to mention them!

And tiger bread.