Your Curse Words of Choice

[Fierce_LiNk]

Now, after reading over my messages/listening to myself, I realise that I do have my own select group of phrases, which I use to put other people in their place.

Basically, I tell them to Eat Shit

Yes, that's my curse word/s of choice. I dunno why I use it, but it's just like a little thing that I do.

Another one is that I say "fack all." I think I use that a lot, too.

What have you done today, Jim?
I've done faaaack all!
You're such a bum, Jim.
...Eat Shit.

See.

Now, I ask you, what words do you use to insult others, or curse words?

[Coolness Bears]

BUMSNAKES!

for when something goes wrong! :p

[Letty]

Definetly 'knob', 'fuck me!' (to express shock or something) 'shut the fuck up', 'fuck off' (in a friendly way),

Normal ones!

[Captain Falcon]

I try not to if I can help it. I think it rude, unrefined and generally quite boorish.

On the very rare occasion I do, I tend to get annoyed at myself, since all I've managed to do is demonstrate to myself and others that my vocabulary is lacking.

I recall one instance when a friend of mine was trying to get me to say something rude and I had incredible difficulty getting any words out - my mind was refusing to let me say them.

I don't have a problem with people who swear, it just doesn't fit my personality.

[Daft]

Cursing is an art. Done well, it is a thing to behold.

Most people have no idea how to do it.

You'll know I'm actually angry when I stop swearing. That's when you should be worried.

[Dyson]

I do love cunt.


:D

[Captain Falcon]

I do love cunt.


:D

Let's try and stay on topic please :heh:

[Pyxis]

I never swear, but I often want to rip people's heads off and throw them into walls.:heh:

[Wesley]

I tend not to swear and when I do, especially if it's in a regular conversation, I pause for a moment and shudder.

People who swear in regular sentences for no reason is annoying - especially when people say "fuckin' err" when they pause between words.

[Dante]

I try not to if I can help it. I think it rude, unrefined and generally quite boorish.

On the very rare occasion I do, I tend to get annoyed at myself, since all I've managed to do is demonstrate to myself and others that my vocabulary is lacking.

I recall one instance when a friend of mine was trying to get me to say something rude and I had incredible difficulty getting any words out - my mind was refusing to let me say them.

I don't have a problem with people who swear, it just doesn't fit my personality.

I am the same Captain Falcon.
I find it as a lazy form of expression ones vocabulary and is form of bullying someone.
The last time I had swear was about a year ago.
I hate hearing swearing coming from people.

[Dyson]

The last time I
Me too Dante.

[Ashley]

Years of working in retail and being around friend's children has left me to comonly replace swearing words (eg "frick", "frak" and "fudge") or even sometimes "hwoon dahn" (Mandarin for "bastard").

Being around a londoner a lot has lead me to use the c-word more than I ever used to. Still, its normally used in extreme cases (I called my brother it recently when he really got to me).

As far as insults I just like to make up stuff like "you filthy fornicator!" or similarly stupid stuff.

Actually to be fair me and my housemate trade insults to each other all the time. I tend to call her "slut" (or variations of such as "slutbag"), "slag" and "slagathor" (she is from Essex to be fair).

[Dante]

Me too Dante.

Be quiet Dyson.
I hasn't finished my typing on what i was saying before i hit enter by mistake.

[Captain Falcon]

I am the same Captain Falcon.
I find it as a lazy form of expression ones vocabulary and is form of bullying someone.
The last time I had swear was about a year ago.
I hate hearing swearing coming from people.

People I know seem to find it strange, but I've never had any real desire to turn the air blue. Even when I was a child, and I could have gotten away with it under the guise of stupidity and ignorance, I still knew better.

[Daft]

You're putting it on a pedestal.

They are just words. You shouldn't give them so much mettle.

[Tellyn]

I don't really swear that often. If I get annoyed I say "bugger" or "bloody hell". "Twat" is reserved for chavs and other scumbags who annoy me. I love the word "eejit", however.

[Dante]

People I know seem to find it strange, but I've never had any real desire to turn the air blue. Even when I was a child, and I could have gotten away with it under the guise of stupidity and ignorance, I still knew better.

I find alot of things stupidity, ignorance and annoying but for my family push it too far on people that act outside on what my family think is the normal life.

I never swear, but I often want to rip people's heads off and throw them into walls.:heh:

Same here but I bottle up my feeling alot which comes out as something else.

[Slaggis]

You're putting it on a pedestal.

They are just words. You shouldn't give them so much mettle.

Exactly! They're just words, nothing more nothing less. I see nothing wrong with swearing, in the slightest.

I see nothing wrong with going "That was fucking brilliant!!". It makes something sound so much more...brilliant than saying "That was brilliant!". I'm unsure why, it just does.

Anyway, swearing is just a normal part of life. The fact some people seem to be massively offended by it, actually offends me to an extent. They're words. It's like me being offended if someone said...*thinks of random word*..."Horse".

[Mundi]

Mostly just variation of the word fuck and Icelandic ones.

Altough I need to cut back on swearing because it´s gone from swearing when I´m mad to swearing in every sentence.

[Ashley]

Exactly! They're just words, nothing more nothing less. I see nothing wrong with swearing, in the slightest.

I see nothing wrong with going "That was fucking brilliant!!". It makes something sound so much more...brilliant than saying "That was brilliant!". I'm unsure why, it just does.

Anyway, swearing is just a normal part of life. The fact some people seem to be massively offended by it, actually offends me to an extent. They're words. It's like me being offended if someone said...*thinks of random word*..."Horse".

I dunno. I think it can still be inappropriate in certain situations. I would never (purposefully) swear in front of my friends' children (although I did once say "asphyxiwank" but I doubt a four year old would be able to repeat that) nor would I ever in front of my grandparents. The old "wash your mouth out with soap" thing.

[Slaggis]

I dunno. I think it can still be inappropriate in certain situations. I would never (purposefully) swear in front of my friends' children (although I did once say "asphyxiwank" but I doubt a four year old would be able to repeat that) nor would I ever in front of my grandparents. The old "wash your mouth out with soap" thing.

Oh, yes. I'm not saying swearing infront of kids is appropriate! I just mean, in normal social situations so to speak. :)

[Dante]

Oh, yes. I'm not saying swearing infront of kids is appropriate! I just mean, in normal social situations so to speak. :)

People do that everyday on the bus with kids in my town and even old people. :blank:

[Mokong X-C]

For most people in Ireland swearing is just part of the accent :heh:

I used to swear loads, but have toned it down a fair bit and used words like "frack" as a replacement

Or I might only say have the sentence and stop.
eg: "Ah for ....." instead of "ah for fucks sake"
:heh:

[EEVILMURRAY]

Bollocks is a nice word. I have started using bell end when referring to my brother.

Bullshit is used a fair bit also.

[Paj!]

I cycle through words that become curse words.

Snake and snakes are two that are currently very prominent. "You snake!", "Ugh, Ugly Fat Whore Snake" and "Snakeskin, I'm gonna kill you and yours!".

All of which I shout at the TV during Mario Kart.

[Rummy]

Honestly, I'm not sure what curse words I don't use! I bloody love swearing, and all you people on your high horses or whatever they are thinking bad of swearing, you can all fuck off! They're just words. I'm quite a passionate/emotional person, and sometimes the harsh cut of some swearwords can just express me totally. It probably helps me not do worse things, actually!

I love cunt, prick, fuck(in all its glorious varieties, the best sentences are sometimes the ones with little other words), shit, piss, bollocks, bloody, arse, crap, bugger(I realise these aren't really swears in some people's eyes, I reference them solely because they were apparently once bad to say!) I love em all, to be honest! Sometimes mix up words, like fucktard, prefix or suffix stuff onto other words, all sorts. One of my best to date was when I called someone a cuntburger, and they weren't sure which half to be more confused/offended about. Sometimes it's great just to call someone the most banal thing in the most offensive way, it's even MORE offensive than swearing, brilliant.

I used to hate myself for it, I dunno why but I've sworn like a trooper since...ages back, late primary maybe? I think it was the novelty of finding all these brilliant words you're 'not allowed' to use, but it never wore off for me. In fact, sometimes its brilliant just because it's totally uncalled for(a bit like comedy racism, done well and 'properly'). Anything who hates swearing is just a prick, let's face it. Never heard of this snake thing though, maybe I'm just out of touch with da yoof of 2day.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Basically, I tell them to Eat Shit

You need to go Duke Nukem and tell them to die afterwards.

[Paj!]

Never heard of this snake thing though, maybe I'm just out of touch with da yoof of 2day.

No, my peers and I just find it more interesting to make up phrases/play with language.

It's self-created, rather than being a trend.

[Emasher]

Anyone who knows me in real life will say that I never "swear" in real life. So mostly things like "Darn", "Heck", ect. But online my language can get slightly more colourful.

[Slaggis]

No, my peers and I just find it more interesting to make up phrases/play with language.

It's self-created, rather than being a trend.

Completely agree. A mash-up of swearing is so much more satisfying than just the norm. It's nice seeing someones face when they think "What the hell did they just say?".

[Jonnas]

I rarely (if ever) swear in Portuguese. First, I'm not used to saying dirty words, Second, most portuguese swear words lack intensity. "Substitute" words actually feel better to say.

In English and Spanish, however, I find it much easier to swear (Crap and Fuck are good swear words. And versatile, too). But I never quite understood why "hell/damn" usually gets replaced with "heck/darn", though.

Despite my behaviour in Portuguese, I don't mind swearing per se. They're just silly words that mean nothing (if I was bothered by it, I'd have gone crazy by now, since nearly everyone I know uses them casually)
I only mind comments that actually intend to insult.
Cool friend who swears > Jerk who never swears

[Paj!]

In English and Spanish, however, I find it much easier to swear (Crap and Fuck are good swear words. And versatile, too). But I never quite understood why "hell/damn" usually gets replaced with "heck/darn", though.


Religious sensibilities I suspect, same with "Damn!" becoming the much cutesier "Darn!".

Lest the lord strike us down in vengeance and all that. :blank:

[Eenuh]

Hmmm, I don't think I swear much actually. I will cry out "fuck" or "verdomme" (damn in Dutch, sort of) when hitting my toe or head or whatever.
And I do swear while playing Mario Kart with someone, heh. Usually just "fuck" or "damnit" or "shit".
I also use "darn" sometimes, but more as a sort of... disappointment kind of thing. =P

[Paj!]

I forgot, I also use "fanny" a lot. As in "Oh fannyfuck(er)!" or "FANNY!". In rare ocassion, "Fanny Craddock!"

[Nolan]

Motherfucker
Twat
Faggot (ahh the regional differences)

Usually in the way of, "You motherfucking moron, you're such a faggot ya dumb twat"

Asshat is a just a funny one too.

[Roostophe]

I like saying "Awwww, Bugger!" like Unlucky Alf from The Fast Show. I use that regarding football results (like Burnley V Tottenham last night. Burnley lost, I went "Aw, bugger!")

I use fuck, shite, twat (I always pronounce the "T" at the end.), bollocks, bugger, bloody hell and cock. As well as any good ones I've nicked from TV shows.

I tried implementing "Baka" and "Kuso" into my speech. But it didn't fit me at all. I'm too British to use foreign swearwords.

[Ramar]

Wait a minute, bugger is considered swearing?..

According to my friends I'm a swearing genuis. I swear far too much, and when I rant it gets a bit too much.

Though I've got to a point where I swear too much, sometimes the words sneak in without realising it. Fuck, Cunt and Twat are common usage.

[somme]

I recently started using the word beak as slang for vagina often telling my female friends to, "put ya beak away".

[Jonnas]

Wait a minute, bugger is considered swearing?..


I think it is considered swearing in Britain. Something to do with anal sex, or something.
I was surprised when I first heard that, too.

[Ramar]

I think it is considered swearing in Britain. Something to do with anal sex, or something.
I was surprised when I first heard that, too.

I know what it means, but I didn't realise in this day and age it was considered offensive.

[Kirkatronics]

Swearing is brilliant, its used to express emotion a lot faster than normal words can do. It can also make things funnier.
People who say swearing means your culcabulury is small are wrong, it can take a great ammount of wit to place them in conversation for the best effects.
Even Steven Fry says anyone who says this is talking utter bollocks.

[Molly]

I swear more when I'm drunk and I swear alot more when I'm playing Mariokart too. Mainly at peach, I call her a 'whorebag' 'slaaag' and 'pirate hooker'.

For general use it's all the normal ones; bollocks, shit, fuck, bugger. We say slag alot at work, it's just fun, ha. All depends on the situation though really, my parentals hate it so swearing occurs more around my friends.

[MoogleViper]

Basically, I tell them to Eat Shit

One of my friends says that all the time.

[Jav_NE]

I say shit more than fuck, but both do rear their ugly heads. Its usually 'fucks sake' rather than just fuck.

Shit sometimes changes to shizer or shite too, but hey, its the same thing.

[EchoDesiato]

Fuck!
Shit!
Godverdomme!

[Eenuh]

Fuck!
Shit!
Godverdomme!

Pretty much the same as me then I guess. X3

Though I do tell Flinky to either "shut up" or "fuck off" when he annoys me again. =P

[Strider]

My top 3 are:

Crap - Used as a substitute to rubbish, so used quite abit actually, though it's not too bad a swear word.

Bloody / bugger - Surly bloody isn't swearing? It's like the classical english saying.

"You daft Bastard" - I think it sounds quite comical with daft infront. This is mainly used when someone does something obviously stupid.

[MoogleViper]

Bell end (or bilend if I'm going a bit devvo)
cock head

I could write a few more but most of them involve penises.

[Ganepark32]

I love a good swear. Always a nice way to let some aggression out without resorting to hitting someone. I use all of the usual swear words. Sometimes say 'poppycock' just to keep up the whole private-school educated facade. Always goes down well but has to be done with the fat, pompous man voice and you have to get into it as well so after saying it, you have to string a few pompous words together, such as ferraro rocher.

I don't understand why people get offended by swearing nowadays. It's so common place that there's no need for it. I've seen kids as young as 4 or 5 swearing.

Anyways, I try not swear too much but with somethings it really can't be helped.

[Raining_again]

I tend to say bloody hell/fuck's sake.

I don't like to curse in front of children or people I would imagine that may get offended... ie just with friends. It is a good way to get out some non violent aggression!

On the other hand, people that curse all the time are really annoying (except for the AVGN, hes just awesome in video form) I get really annoyed at my sister because she has a tendency to curse very loudly in public places >_<

Its a matter of knowing the time and the place.. I don't think it should be a staple part of someone's vocab.

[ReZourceman]

I don't really swear at all to be honest.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Pretty much the same as me then I guess. X3

Though I do tell Flinky to either "shut up" or "fuck off" when he annoys me again. =P

I would just like to emphasise that word again.

Pretty much the same as me then I guess. X3

Though I do tell Flinky to either "shut up" or "fuck off" when he annoys me again. =p

Aaaaand once more.

Again! AGAIN! AGAAAAAAIN!

Haha, yeah...she says it quite a lot. Damn, I must be awful. I've turned the Ine into a foul-mouthed-terminator-watching-lasagna-eating-Arnie-quoting Babe.

Wohoooo!

There's also many different ways you can say "fuck off", too.

My Dad says it the best. He really drags it out, and it sounds like "faaaaaahk aaaaaaahf!" I immitate it all the time, and it makes me laugh. Oh, how I amuse myself, woo wooo.

[Jimbob]

I try not to swear, but sometimes if not most of the time i let a few words go. Usually i swear most around my mates, but its a now and again throughout the night thing really. I do swear with online gaming when someone sneaks up behind without my knowledge or overtakes at the last corner.

As for choice words, its the usual ones e.g damn, shit etc.

Some of my mates are the worst, its nearly every word.

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

Shit, yo. That's well gay. Gay cancer. Big gay.

None are 'swear' words, just general cheeky, nice, playful "oi"'s to mon amigos. Etc.

[killthenet]

I swear plenty, but only when it sounds right. As any fan of The Thick of It will know there is an art to swearing and when it's done right it's fucking poetry.

Example:

Glenn Cullen: This is a bucket of shit. If someone throws shit at us, we throw shit back at them. We start a shit fight. We throw so much shit back at them so they can't pick up shit, they can't throw shit, they can't DO shit.

[Konfucius]

I swear a lot in real life but not so much on the internet.

My favourite swear word at the moment is "gehört abgefackelt" which roughly translates to "must be torched". I use it for things and people alike.
I also say shit a lot. For instance when I'm explaining a calculation to someone instead of saying: "you put that number in here." I say: "you put that shit in here."
And then there are the usual things like fuck (you, me running/sideways, off, up) which I sometimes pronounce as duck, bitch and bitching, damn.
I use most of the words in English and the german translation as well which amounts to a nice amout of variety although I'm sure I have a lot more up my sleeve than I remember.

[Ashley]

Due to 30 Rock (which I've just watched and thus been reminded) I tend to say "blergh" and "nerfs" or "nerds" instead of swearing fairly often. I find replacing swear words is more...creative.

[Aimless]

They are just words. You shouldn't give them so much mettle.
So's "I hate you" or "You were a mistake". It's the meaning behind the letters that's important; everything is just words.

I'm not picking on you in particular, by the way, just explaining why I swear very little: swearing all the time diminishes its meaning, negates its purpose, and I like having some strong language in reserve in case I can't express myself any other way.

People swearing doesn't offend me and I've no issue with over-the-top abuse being used for comedic effect, but I like words to maintain their meaning so that language doesn't have to keep escalating; "cunt" is the new "fuck", for instance, and "shit" doesn't mean itself. If people insist on swearing as some form of punctuation then we just have to keep coming up with new words, and that seems pretty pointless to me.

[Mr_Odwin]

People who say swearing means your culcabulury is small are wrong,

And you can just make up words to add to your vocabulary too ... like culcabulury.

I don't swear, bar the occasional "crap" or "damn it". I especially try not to swear when I'm angry because I control my tongue, not the other way round.
I prefer to use old school words like "bother" or "fiddlesticks".

[Ashley]

"Punch snow you mook" is one of my favourite ye olde time retorts.

[Jim]

If im using it to put someone down i usually go with dickless wonder, or clueless, cocksucking faggot, or the classy fucking dickhead. Hell I use just about every expletive under the sun, unless the mrs is around... :)

if its swearing from shock etc then its usually shits sake, or fucks sake.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Swearing, if mastered, can almost become an art in itself. And you certainly have to have your way with words to master ANY type of linguistical art, swearing included. ;)

I have no problem with swearing. Most of my swearing is done for comical effect. Like when I'm mildly annoyed by something, I've gotten into the habit of going Will Smith: "Awww, HELL no!" Another one that gets used often is: "For fuck's sake!" I also find that using substitutes actually improves this comedic effect, the prime example being: "Darn you! Darn you all to heck!"

I do, however, also use swear words when I get pissed. It doesn't happen often, but when I get pissed, I go into a rage and need to get my anger out - preferably in the form of physical violence towards an object. Smashing something really helps me relieve my anger, but afterwards I feel bad, 'specially if I broke something I like. I try to avoid this by swearing heavily against whatever I'm pissed at - problem is that the swearing gets so exaggerated that it's ridiculous. On-lookers would probably find it amusing or laughable.

I don't agree with words being just words, though. Technically they are, but value is put into every word, even the ones we don't expect. To me, swear words don't have an offensive meaning, but a comical one - which is why my anger swearing seems so exaggerated and ridiculous: Because I try to make up for the lack of meaning by increasing quantity. But I do respect that some people are offended by cursing, and I naturally try to avoid offending people and respect their wishes. Self-righteousness can be annoying, though.

[DanielTimothy]

Fuck Sticks? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwASebgPPw)

[Raining_again]

Funny this thread should come up. Got an email at work about cursing:

Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the trust have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.


Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing b__ch.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAY ING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources


Not sure whether it was a joke or serious :heh:

Number12 is epic :D

[Jonnas]

Haha, that's epic :grin: Although I'm more of a fan of No.16.

By the way, "prick" is foul language? Seriously?

[Raining_again]

Haha, that's epic :grin: Although I'm more of a fan of No.16.

By the way, "prick" is foul language? Seriously?

In the right context yah.. If you said you pricked your finger I doubt too many people would be shocked :heh:


Maybe one of the softer swears, but in a workplace it would be frowned upon.

[MoogleViper]

Maybe one of the softer swears, but in a workplace it would be frowned upon.

I think it can sound bad as it's easy to spit out the letter p.

[Jav_NE]

I dont swear in front of work colleagues, especially not superiors. I said "trophy whores" when talking about gamers in a meeting with our editor in chief and felt weird, luckilly he didnt mind and said he was a trophy whore, but it was an uncomfortable moment for a few seconds!

[weeyellowbloke]

I'm slightly Edwardian in my swearing, opting for nice traditional words in everyday language such as "oh bugger", "bloody hell", "you knob" and Jack Bauer style "damn it". However recently I have got fond of saying "well bugger me shitless" because if you think about it it's actually pretty funny.

However during games of Mario Kart at university profanity took over, eventually concocting whole new terminology. A typical exchange would be "Oh fuck, rammed with the sheg by big dong", "FUCK-DOG!!!", "Bullshit you cock-jockey botanical-bastard, default win". Good times they were.

[Ashley]

I tend to find the word "raped" comes up alot when playing Mario Kart actually. I know its not swearing itself but swearing tends to be fitted into it "I've been raped by a fucking blue shell again!"

[Eenuh]

Heh, Mario Kart seems to be a game that makes many people swear. X3

I know I swear quite a bit when playing it, but that might be because I simply suck at the game. =P

[weeyellowbloke]

I think it's because there is nothing more enraging than getting hit with three red shells in a row and going from first to sixth just before the line. I think we broke about three controllers over the years from incidents like that.

[Pancake]

I've gotten into the habit of saying "fuck sake" as a general response. I only ever feel embarrassed if i've been caught saying it by someone i consider to be a non-swear person.

There's this waiter at work who i know for a fact is offended by swearing. I find it kind of pathetic.

I'd like to come up with some alternatives to the usual insults, but any i hear end up sounding cheesy/American/student-y.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

To be honest, being beaten mercilessly in games, 'specially by the computer, is the thing that is most prone to induce my rages. :p Many a controller have been on the verge of total and utter destruction, yet somehow I've managed to avoid throwing it to hell and back so far.

[Jamba]

Uu7K9Ai5Cg8

'nough said?

[Molly]

Uu7K9Ai5Cg8

'nough said?
ahaha, indeed...excellent.

[Konfucius]

I tend to find the word "raped" comes up alot when playing Mario Kart actually. I know its not swearing itself but swearing tends to be fitted into it "I've been raped by a fucking blue shell again!"

Haha, I actually have a similar sentence I use when playing with friends: "I'll fuck you dead next round."

[Chris the great]

cod waw has me swaering like a trooper "piss on a shit!" was a personal highlite. or "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKING FUUUUUUCK! darn it!"

[Paj!]

"I'm (actually) going to stab someone." is a frequent Mario Kart one for me. Often heard on Rainbow Road.
OR

"I'm (actually) going to stab Birdo's mum and other loved ones."

Which I try not to shout as much.