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Mundi
25-11-2008, 12:58 PM
Scientist Le Trung couldn’t be prouder of his girlfriend, Aiko. She’s beautiful, a petite size 8, has long, toned legs and is even great at maths. She’s the perfect woman – or at least she would be if she wasn’t made from computer chips and silicone skin.
Le, 33, who has a string of top degrees, spent two years and a whopping £14,000 creating Aiko. He says: “She’s my ideal woman. I can spend 24 hours a day with her, ask her to do whatever I like and she never complains. What man wouldn’t want that?”
Aiko can recognise faces, read aloud from a newspaper, give directions, say 13,000 different sentences, and astonishingly, she can even have an orgasm – although Le swears he never has sex with her.
He also buys dresses for her, but she can’t wear jeans “because the dye reacts with her silicone.”
Le spends six hours a day talking to her, takes her to the countryside and says he has no intention of finding a real girlfriend – he prefers Aiko.
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Chobits anyone?
arab_freak
25-11-2008, 01:06 PM
I don't find it attractive, not in the least bit. Even if it WAS human.
EDIT: The breast-touching was HILARIOUS.
Roostophe
25-11-2008, 01:08 PM
That's rather astounding. :o
I would have thought making an android like that would take more than two years. This chap must have absolutely no life whatsoever.
Pretty awesome in my opinion.
I don't find it attractive, not in the least bit. Even if it WAS human.
I take it Asian girls aren't your cup of tea, then?
Shino
25-11-2008, 01:15 PM
"I do not like it when you touch my breats".
Rejected by his own creation.
Molly
25-11-2008, 01:18 PM
''Le swears he never has sex with her.''
I believe him, thousands wouldn't.
Dan Dare
25-11-2008, 01:25 PM
that's quite...creepy.
Dog-amoto
25-11-2008, 02:00 PM
The 600 series had rubber skin, we spotted them easy.
Slaggis
25-11-2008, 02:24 PM
I like it when he says "I can spend 24 hours a day with her, ask her to do whatever I like and she never complains. What man wouldn’t want that?".
No, mate. Not everyone is obviously as socially inept as you are. My god, he's going to look back on this in 20 years and think "...fuck".
Also, totally agree with Arab. Even if it was human, it wouldn't be attractive in the slightest. Still, this is just...creepy.
ShadowV7
25-11-2008, 02:58 PM
She doesn't even look all that Asian though, it's quite obvious that it isn't human...
Jonnas
25-11-2008, 03:01 PM
It's...very creepy to say the least.
...Seriously, it's very disturbing.
uəʌəsʎɐɾ
25-11-2008, 03:08 PM
The Uncanny Valley! Too alike to look cute or acceptable. If it looked like some hentai character, I don't think it would be such a problem :P
MoogleViper
25-11-2008, 03:15 PM
I would.
Seriously thought that's one great invention.
Konfucius
25-11-2008, 03:42 PM
she can even have an orgasm – although Le swears he never has sex with her.
So that's why he built her being able to have an orgasm?
Really impressive technology though, especially the AI part. Actually the android itself doesn't impress me that much but the AI is great.
I wonder if she dreams of electric sheep.
MoogleViper
25-11-2008, 03:45 PM
So that's why he built her being able to have an orgasm?
Really impressive technology though, especially the AI part. Actually the android itself doesn't impress me that much but the AI is great.
I wonder if she dreams of electric sheep.
Do you mean count sheep? Why would she dream of sheep?
Do you mean count sheep? Why would she dream of sheep?
It's a book.The book that Blade Runner is (loosely) based on.
Mundi
25-11-2008, 04:13 PM
I wonder if she dreams of electric sheep.
Dreams or not I say we need to send Rick Decker on the it ASAP
EchoDesiato
25-11-2008, 04:22 PM
It looks like one of those creepy wax dolls. Not my kinda fetish.
Esequiel
25-11-2008, 04:47 PM
In 2008 its just a silly little droid, in 2011 it launches a nuclear attack on humanity.... Wheres John Connor when you need him >.>
Dante
25-11-2008, 05:03 PM
that's quite...creepy.
this is very creepy
yCCx7zANsGE
Strider
25-11-2008, 05:04 PM
Being that sad, i'd bet he's installed a vibrating fleshlight down there.
Chris the great
25-11-2008, 05:42 PM
... youd think hed have spent longer on the face.
Shino
25-11-2008, 05:46 PM
this is very creepy
yCCx7zANsGE
Haha, I had seen it before but the concept is just so pervy. Nyan~!
They need a better pc though.
Supergrunch
25-11-2008, 06:38 PM
Wow, this robot thing is... odd. Its arms freak me out a bit.
this is very creepy
yCCx7zANsGE
And slighty worse if you understand what she's saying. I have to say her reaction to the dinosaur at the end cracked me up though.
Sheikah
25-11-2008, 06:46 PM
this is very creepy
lmao, that's hilarious!! The way the character keeps screaming whenever the guy applies that stick with a hand on to e-grope her. It's almost a really weird music track.
Ten10
25-11-2008, 06:53 PM
SKYNET LIVES!!!!! Or that crappy movie A.I whatever you prefer.
Coolness Bears
25-11-2008, 06:56 PM
I'm with Moogle. :p
Wait What...?
>___>
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/081124_fembot2_lead.jpg=http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q120/dodoriazarbon/terminatrix.jpg
Just you wait until judgement day...just you wait. YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!
Chris the great
25-11-2008, 07:12 PM
please, if that thing cant even stand up, i aint affraid of it.
Supergrunch
25-11-2008, 07:12 PM
The Uncanny Valley! Too alike to look cute or acceptable. If it looked like some hentai character, I don't think it would be such a problem :P
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b57/Supergrunch/renareal.jpg
Hmm, still uncanny valley for me.
Shino
25-11-2008, 07:25 PM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b57/Supergrunch/renareal.jpg
Hmm, still uncanny valley for me.
I hate those things. It's always guys who wear them!
Coolness Bears
25-11-2008, 07:40 PM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b57/Supergrunch/renareal.jpg
Hmm, still uncanny valley for me.
If I ever like anime enough to find that attractive. Kill me! (with fire) Actually kill me now I can smell the inevitability....
That seriously creeps me out more than the robot for some reason. :p
Roostophe
25-11-2008, 07:46 PM
Those are always the really sad, hermit/hikikomori sort of anime fans who wish their favourite anime girls were real, so that she was his girlfriend.
However, as reality sucks for him, he sees it best to BE that anime girl. Sad bastard. (You can tell that's a dude, look at those arms.)
But I agree with Coolness. That shit's creepier than the robot, dude. :shakehead
Supergrunch
25-11-2008, 07:48 PM
Yeah, it really is.
Dannyboy-the-Dane
27-11-2008, 09:19 PM
Gotta love the Uncanny Valley. :heh:
Seriously, though, what the heck is that girl-on-a-box thingy?
Blue_Ninja0
27-11-2008, 09:56 PM
But... but... she has no heart!
Btw, those anime suits scare me to hell. I always check under the bed.
And yes, it's always a guy inside.
There's are something new... I had to wait for him to make a move before I could zero him!
ARRRRGGHGHGHH!!!!
This is how it begins!!!!
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