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King_V
14-10-2008, 01:23 AM
On facebook I've gone quote mad (for my status)... I'm just always amazed by how a one sentence intelligent quote can have a very deep meaning. My favourite quote of the day is:

"In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"

This can have so much meaning on so many levels. You could take it literally, yet you can expand it to a world view. Beautiful! :yay:

...Whats yours?

Sheikah
14-10-2008, 02:25 AM
"I fight for my friends."

Such manliness and homo-eroticism in a sentence has never been seen before.

Supergrunch
14-10-2008, 02:53 AM
Nabbed directly from my Facebook:

"[It is a fallacy that] the Hedge-Hog is a mischievous animal; and particularly that he sucks cows, when they are asleep in the night, and causes their teats to be sore."
- Stephen Fovargue, A New Catalogue of Vulgar Errors (Cambridge, 1767)

"[A]lthough there is plenty of space on a gravestone to contain, bound in moss, the abridged version of a man's life, detail is always welcome."
- Vladmir Nabokov, Laughter in the Dark

"[a merchant] cam in to an hows and axed for mete and specyally he axyd after eggys. And the good wyf answerde that she coude speke no frenshe. And the merchaunt was angry for he also coude speke no frenshe, but wolde haue hadde egges and she vnderstode hym not."
- William Caxton

"To frighten off skittish academics who might be tempted to take Murakami seriously, he warns, 'Only a very few would be silly enough to get interested in deep reading.'
Alright then, let's get silly..."
- Jay Rubin, Haruki Murakami and the Music of Words

"English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies[sic], knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar."
- Unknown IRC user

"I hear my father-in-law's response. 'oho, fine, Whiggish sentiments, Adam. But don't tell *me* about justice! Ride to Tennessee on an ass & convince the red-necks that they are merely white-washed negroes & their negroes are black-washed Whites! Sail to the Old World, tell 'em their imperial slaves' rights are as inalienable as the Queen of Belgium's! Oh, you'll grow hoarse, poor & grey in caucuses! You'll be spat on, shot at, lynched, pacified with medals, spurned by backwoodsmen! Crucified! Naive, dreaming Adam. He who would do battle with the many-headed hydra of human nature must pay a world of pain & his family must pay it along with him! & only as you gasp your dying breath shall you understand, your life amounted to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean!'
Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops?"
- David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

"He was beloved not for any essential ability but for those unforgettable digressions of his, when he would remove his glasses to beam at the past while massaging the lenses of the present."
- Vladmir Nabokov, Pnin

[given huge time spans] "the impossible becomes possible, the possible probable, and the probable virtually certain. One only has to wait: time itself performs the miracles."
- G. Wald, The Origin of Life, Sci. Amer.

"...showed that the male uses brushes and hooks on the penis to scrape out the sperm [of other males]. Many other delightful examples are known of male competition, but we shall not discuss them here because they do not pose deep theoretical questions."
- Mark Ridley, Evolution (2nd Ed.)

"Linguistics is arguably the most hotly contested property in the academic realm. It is soaked with the blood of poets, theologians, philosophers, philologists, psychologists, biologists, and neurologists, along with whatever blood can be got out of grammarians."
- Russ Rymer

D_prOdigy
14-10-2008, 06:33 AM
Basically, everything I put here:

http://n-europe.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22448

Wesley
14-10-2008, 08:07 AM
I also put mine in that recent thread.

Dannyboy-the-Dane
14-10-2008, 10:04 AM
Come on, guys, I know we've had the thread before, but the other was dead and as far as I'm concerned, reviving old threads is frowned upon.

Albert Einstein has had so many gemstones, and some of them are also funny. These are but a few of my favourites:

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
Many of them can be found here (http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshire/EinsteinQuotes.html). Otherwise, just Google them.

King_V
14-10-2008, 10:23 AM
Basically, everything I put here:

http://n-europe.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22448

Sorry didn't see a Quote topic for atleast 3 pages back, so the words 'fair game' came to mind.

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
14-10-2008, 10:43 AM
From my facebook;

ME: Yeah! I got a new toothbrush :D :D
CHRIS: nice! what model??? i am soo jealous.
ME: Just the standard Oral B UR-L4M3 model.
CHRIS: fraid it doesn't knock my Braun 5TfU-j00 Loozer model out the water then.
ME:I stand by my first comment.

/topic.

Ok, so it's not deep or anything, but shh.

MoogleViper
14-10-2008, 02:46 PM
ME: Yeah! I got a new toothbrush :D :D
CHRIS: nice! what model??? i am soo jealous.
ME: Just the standard Oral B UR-L4M3 model.
CHRIS: fraid it doesn't knock my Braun 5TfU-j00 Loozer model out the water then.
ME:I stand by my first comment.


That brought a tear to my eye.

Supergrunch
14-10-2008, 03:19 PM
Incidentally, The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations is one of the most awesome books ever. You can just scan through it and find stuff of win.

King_V
14-10-2008, 03:26 PM
Nabbed directly from my Facebook:

"[It is a fallacy that] the Hedge-Hog is a mischievous animal; and particularly that he sucks cows, when they are asleep in the night, and causes their teats to be sore."
- Stephen Fovargue, A New Catalogue of Vulgar Errors (Cambridge, 1767)

"[A]lthough there is plenty of space on a gravestone to contain, bound in moss, the abridged version of a man's life, detail is always welcome."
- Vladmir Nabokov, Laughter in the Dark

"[a merchant] cam in to an hows and axed for mete and specyally he axyd after eggys. And the good wyf answerde that she coude speke no frenshe. And the merchaunt was angry for he also coude speke no frenshe, but wolde haue hadde egges and she vnderstode hym not."
- William Caxton

"To frighten off skittish academics who might be tempted to take Murakami seriously, he warns, 'Only a very few would be silly enough to get interested in deep reading.'
Alright then, let's get silly..."
- Jay Rubin, Haruki Murakami and the Music of Words

"English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies[sic], knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar."
- Unknown IRC user

"I hear my father-in-law's response. 'oho, fine, Whiggish sentiments, Adam. But don't tell *me* about justice! Ride to Tennessee on an ass & convince the red-necks that they are merely white-washed negroes & their negroes are black-washed Whites! Sail to the Old World, tell 'em their imperial slaves' rights are as inalienable as the Queen of Belgium's! Oh, you'll grow hoarse, poor & grey in caucuses! You'll be spat on, shot at, lynched, pacified with medals, spurned by backwoodsmen! Crucified! Naive, dreaming Adam. He who would do battle with the many-headed hydra of human nature must pay a world of pain & his family must pay it along with him! & only as you gasp your dying breath shall you understand, your life amounted to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean!'
Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops?"
- David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

"He was beloved not for any essential ability but for those unforgettable digressions of his, when he would remove his glasses to beam at the past while massaging the lenses of the present."
- Vladmir Nabokov, Pnin

[given huge time spans] "the impossible becomes possible, the possible probable, and the probable virtually certain. One only has to wait: time itself performs the miracles."
- G. Wald, The Origin of Life, Sci. Amer.

"...showed that the male uses brushes and hooks on the penis to scrape out the sperm [of other males]. Many other delightful examples are known of male competition, but we shall not discuss them here because they do not pose deep theoretical questions."
- Mark Ridley, Evolution (2nd Ed.)

"Linguistics is arguably the most hotly contested property in the academic realm. It is soaked with the blood of poets, theologians, philosophers, philologists, psychologists, biologists, and neurologists, along with whatever blood can be got out of grammarians."
- Russ Rymer

I find that one to be very interesting, but I'm struggling to get a sure meaning. Whats your interpretation of it?

Supergrunch
14-10-2008, 03:31 PM
I find that one to be very interesting, but I'm struggling to get a sure meaning. Whats your interpretation of it?
It's from an old book written in the 16th century which attempts to demystify popular misconceptions. Apparently at the time people genuinely thought that hedgehogs tried to suck the milk out of cows' udders at night, making the cows sore and irritable.

King_V
14-10-2008, 03:39 PM
It's from an old book written in the 16th century which attempts to demystify popular misconceptions. Apparently at the time people genuinely thought that hedgehogs tried to suck the milk out of cows' udders at night, making the cows sore and irritable.

Oh, I see.

MoogleViper
14-10-2008, 03:54 PM
It's from an old book written in the 16th century which attempts to demystify popular misconceptions. Apparently at the time people genuinely thought that hedgehogs tried to suck the milk out of cows' udders at night, making the cows sore and irritable.

It says 1767 which is the 18th century.

uəʌəsʎɐɾ
14-10-2008, 04:01 PM
Oooh grunchie got owned

;)

MadDog
14-10-2008, 04:09 PM
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else."- Winston Churchill

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that."- Bill Shankly

"I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war."- John Motson

Nolan
14-10-2008, 04:15 PM
Flying lead has the right away.

navarre
14-10-2008, 04:27 PM
Ohhh, there's loads, but here's my favourite ones regarding history:

Historians are dangerous people.

A page of history is worth a book of mathematics.

History is littered with wars everyone knew would never happen.
History repeats itself- because no-one listens.

Expect me to be back for more- there's loads I love.

And yes, I love history.

King_V
14-10-2008, 04:36 PM
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else."- Winston Churchill

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that."- Bill Shankly

"I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war."- John Motson

Ah ha, brilliant quotes.

martinist
14-10-2008, 04:51 PM
"You sir, are a fishmonger!" - Hamlet

Roostophe
14-10-2008, 04:54 PM
Ripped from my facebook:


"Shut your mouth, you thong-wearing fatty!"
- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, 2000

"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you nowhere!
"Talk about your Psalms, talk about your John 3:16...Austin 3:16 says 'I just whipped your ass!'."
- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 1996

"Listen, newbie. I'm gonna cut you down into so many pieces that my grandmother, who can complete a thousand-piece jigsaw of a clear-blue sky in less than an hour, will never be able to put you back together again. Even if she did go back in time to when her vision was perfect!"
- Dr. Perry Cox, 2001

"Perry, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How you doing?"
- Dr. Bob Kelso, 2001

"I never wanna see or hear from that scum-sucking, lying, weasel-minded smegger in my entire life!"
- Dave Lister, 1997

"That's MY bit of lager!"
- Mark Corrigan, 2003

"MEGA TSUNAMI!"
- Jez & Super Hans, 2003

"Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running 10 laps around the school! NAKED! And you'll have to yell 'Green Martians are chasing me!' through the whole 10 laps!"
- Haruhi Suzumiya, 2006

"I don't know how I know, I just know that I know. You know."
- Itsuki Koizumi, 2006

"That ponytail you had back whenever...it looked so good it was criminal!"
- Kyon, 2006

"I CAN'T HAVE A SHITE IN PEACE HERE!"
- Jim Royle, 1998

"Man fears the darkness, so he scrapes away at the edges with fire."
- Rei Ayanami, 1997

"The guys that appear in this anime are delinquents. Please do not, under any circumstance, imitate anything they do...

...Don't do it, man. I'm serious! It's a bad idea!"
- Takashi Kamiyama, 2003

Supergrunch
14-10-2008, 05:40 PM
It says 1767 which is the 18th century.
...good point. :heh:

Nolan
14-10-2008, 05:44 PM
Ripped from my facebook:

You win one internet for quoting Dave Lister.

Daft
14-10-2008, 05:45 PM
On facebook I've gone quote mad (for my status)... I'm just always amazed by how a one sentence intelligent quote can have a very deep meaning. My favourite quote of the day is:

"In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"

This can have so much meaning on so many levels. You could take it literally, yet you can expand it to a world view. Beautiful! :yay:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418DJQfA3TL._SS500_.jpg

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Country-Blind-Pocket-Penguins-70s/dp/0141022450

Fantastic book. Only 64 pages. Read it. :smile:

Ganepark32
14-10-2008, 06:19 PM
One of my favourite quotes: "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour - his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear is that moment when he has worked his his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - Victorious." - Vince Lombardi

I also love the "Inch by Inch" speech by Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday. However, it's too long to quote. But I listen to it regularly as a pick me up on my MP3 player.

Dannyboy-the-Dane
14-10-2008, 07:11 PM
Wow, so many great quotes just on the first page! :)

Molly
14-10-2008, 10:05 PM
Supergrunch, youve probably been asked this loads, so...sorry for that. But the quote under your signature, who said that? I keep reading and it doesnt make any sense to me, what about the sun? Is it a joke? I am but a layman, be gentle! :smile:

Daniel
14-10-2008, 10:38 PM
Anything by Spike Miligan, pure comic genius

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."

"The British Army Works like this - If you hang a man and he dies, keep hanging him until he gets used to it."

"When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts."

"Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen."

Paj!
14-10-2008, 11:00 PM
"I've got meanness in me. And some of you girls have meanness in you too. And it's not necessarily something I know we're very proud of. Well...sometimes I'm not when I'm vvvvvvvvicious. And that usually happens because...ohhhh god... who knows why. But it's funny when it happens and you just become one of these like um...you know those comic books? Sven the berserker? Well, it'd be nice if I had a better understanding of it. And I think those of you that have those crazy tempers know what I'm talking about. Now some of you are at the other end of those crazy tempers, which isn't that fun either is it? Or maybe it is, isn't it, you little mmmMmmMmm, you little gimp, you! (snort-laughs) But um, the thing is, this girl I knew once named Marianne, was the absolutely, you know, coolest. She was totally cool. And yet, she didn't have this meanness in her. She had so many other things in her, you know, but meanness wasn't one of them. So, when I was hangin around her, I didn't need to have this meanness. Basically when my mother said, 'hey, um, oh my god...Marianne killed herself.' The only thing I could think of was, 'Fuck you, mom.' Because, in truth, nobody was really the same after Marianne killed herself."
-- Tori intro to Marianne; Milwaukee, WI 06/08/96

Rummy
14-10-2008, 11:06 PM
It's turtles, all the way down.

Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

Supergrunch
14-10-2008, 11:20 PM
Supergrunch, youve probably been asked this loads, so...sorry for that. But the quote under your signature, who said that? I keep reading and it doesnt make any sense to me, what about the sun? Is it a joke? I am but a layman, be gentle! :smile:
Some random guy who on a ssbm forum who thought he could disprove evolution with the second law of thermodynamics - he seems to forget about the Sun. :heh:

Rummy
14-10-2008, 11:33 PM
Wait, so someone used that seriously? I thought it was an ironic joke!


Another quote I like;

Mistakes aren't always regrets.

Sheikah
14-10-2008, 11:49 PM
Anything by Spike Miligan, pure comic genius

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."

It doesn't work for the One Piece Crew!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/20030712_12_July_2003_One_Piece_The_Going_Merry_zo om_Odaiba_Tokyo_Japan.jpg

A funny one by Frankie Boyle I love is:

"Clear your debts in one easy payment; buy a shotgun and blow your head off."


Some random guy who on a ssbm forum who thought he could disprove evolution with the second law of thermodynamics - he seems to forget about the Sun.

You have to give us contact info/details about this guy, as we need to ask him what was going through his head...

Supergrunch
15-10-2008, 01:13 AM
You have to give us contact info/details about this guy, as we need to ask him what was going through his head...
Here (http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1073734&postcount=232)'s the original post. :wink:

Nolan
15-10-2008, 02:23 AM
Holy shite, I just......Oh God there are so many things......I just need to comment on.......Gah.

Born perfect, no sun, were all sinners........my head hurts and he his a prime example of whats wrong with the internet.

ReZourceman
15-10-2008, 07:29 AM
Hahahah! Thats amazing.

"awesomestnerd" also. Great name.

EEVILMURRAY
15-10-2008, 07:47 AM
"It's a better dealing than your current dealings"

Molly
15-10-2008, 08:41 AM
Some random guy who on a ssbm forum who thought he could disprove evolution with the second law of thermodynamics - he seems to forget about the Sun. :heh:

Ah so he knows the second law of thermodynamics, but he is an idiot. Fair enough.

EEVILMURRAY
15-10-2008, 08:44 AM
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." ~ Dean Martin

Rummy
15-10-2008, 09:20 AM
Haha, what a creationist loser! I see he tried to explain and justify on the next page that 'the sun doesn't count' with a really flimsy reason. That is so shoddy yet brilliant at the same time.
I like alot of quotes about procrastination, cos I'm such a procrastinator. I've got some slightly amazing things done whilst procrastinating(things I would never have done otherwise) and I find the first quote incredibly fitting. I sometimes think I could probably rule the world if it wasn't what I was supposed to be doing.

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment."

"Procrastination is like masturbation, It's fun until you realize you just fucked yourself".

"If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done."

Supergrunch
15-10-2008, 09:33 AM
"Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow!"

My friend has that on a t-shirt. :heh:

navarre
15-10-2008, 03:32 PM
More serious quotes before I move onto the funny ones:

History makes some amends for the shortness of human life.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face- forever.

All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others.

The animals outside looked from the pigs to the humans; from the humans to the pigs; then from the pigs to the humans again. But already it was impossible to say which was which.

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the landing grounds; we shall fight on the beaches; we shall fight in the streets and in the hills; we shall never surrender.

It's time for the human race to enter the Solar System.

Daft
15-10-2008, 07:02 PM
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
- Woody Allen

I shot my typewriter once with a Nine Millimeter. Bastard never knew what hit it.
- Hunter S. Thompson

"I was saying boo-urns." - Hans Moleman

"Sperm is like lending a fiver, you can't really ask for it back." - Peep Show

"Fabric said they didn't want the mix (How dumb is that? Justice could fart through a vocoder and it would go double uranium.)" - Random Internet Comment

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."
- Hunter S. Thompson

"I Am Lightning, the rain transformed."
-Raiden, MGS4

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruit than strict justice.
- Abe Lincoln

"Last night I dreamt
That somebody loved me.
No hope, no harm,
Just another false alarm." - The Smiths

Man—every man—is an end in himself, not the means to the ends of others.
- Ayn Rand

"Your confusion, my illusion, worn like a mask of self-hate, confronts and then dies." - Ian Curtis, Joy Division

"You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back."
- Vincent, Gattaca

Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty... I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life. I have envied a great many people who led diffcult lives and led them well.
- Theodore Roosevelt


Those who speak of love most promiscuously are the ones who've never felt it. They make some sort of feeble stew out of sympathy, compassion, contempt and general indifference, and they call it love.
- Gail Wynand



To sell your soul is the easiest thing in the world. That’s what everybody does every hour of his life. If I asked you to keep your soul - would you understand why that is much harder?
- Howard Roark

Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest memories are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched. The things which are sacred or precious to us are the things we withdraw from promiscuous sharing.
- Gail Wynand


To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
- E. E. Cummings


No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt.
- Hunter S. Thompson

MoogleViper
15-10-2008, 08:02 PM
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals." - Henry Ford

ReZourceman
15-10-2008, 08:34 PM
"Drinking Actimel everyday has been proven to help your bodie's defences" - The Actimel Advert Narrator.

Ganepark32
15-10-2008, 08:53 PM
^ yeh unfortunately for them they made an arse of themselves by coming up with a fake name for something in the stomach which Actimel is supposed to help and so they sort of put their foot in it. Biffidus Digestivum.

ReZourceman
15-10-2008, 08:57 PM
LMAO, its genius. Im gonna call my fish that.

Ganepark32
15-10-2008, 09:07 PM
It sounds like the kind of thing Barry Scott would be shouting about.

'Hi, I'm Barry Scott and this is new Cillit Bang Biffidus Digestivum!'

Chris the great
15-10-2008, 09:09 PM
"Your always bellowing man, your like a yak!"
my mate simon, at the pub, after id been accused of being loud.

and simons mate, a question for 63336 (txt for knolage)
"Who is harder to beat in a fight, whoopie goldberg in the moving room from that jameriqui video, or harrison ford on a yatch?"

Sheikah
15-10-2008, 09:15 PM
It sounds like the kind of thing Barry Scott would be shouting about.

'Hi, I'm Barry Scott and this is new Cillit Bang Biffidus Digestivum!'

They don't even know what the stuff does, that's why they're so vague with how it helps your body. It's essentially just yoghurt that simple people think is helping them. :p

Daft
15-10-2008, 09:46 PM
Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good we oft might win
By fearing to attempt.

- Measure for Measure

ipaul
15-10-2008, 09:59 PM
Oh by the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing....
http://www.geoffparfitt.supanet.com/relentc.jpg
....go kill yourself.

Other quotes I find quite interesting are:
'Charity is a cold grey loveless thing. If a rich man wants to help the poor, he should pay his taxes gladly, not dole out money at a whim'.
'The Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher's knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from cliffs'

Kudos to anyone who can tell me who said them - they are from two different people.

Another good one - 'I do not consider Hitler to be as bad as he is depicted. He is showing an ability that is amazing and seems to be gaining his victories without much bloodshed.'

Rummy
15-10-2008, 10:38 PM
Those last few sound quite...err...fun.. I picked up a copy of Wall and Piece by Banksy the other day(quite literally picked up, it was in the office at work, ironically amongst the folders about procedures and policies) and I had a flick through, never known about Banksy before, but I found some of the art and the quotes really quite interesting.

"A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves."

King_V
16-10-2008, 12:31 AM
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
- Woody Allen

I shot my typewriter once with a Nine Millimeter. Bastard never knew what hit it.
- Hunter S. Thompson

"I was saying boo-urns." - Hans Moleman

"Sperm is like lending a fiver, you can't really ask for it back." - Peep Show

"Fabric said they didn't want the mix (How dumb is that? Justice could fart through a vocoder and it would go double uranium.)" - Random Internet Comment

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."
- Hunter S. Thompson

"I Am Lightning, the rain transformed."
-Raiden, MGS4

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruit than strict justice.
- Abe Lincoln

"Last night I dreamt
That somebody loved me.
No hope, no harm,
Just another false alarm." - The Smiths

Man—every man—is an end in himself, not the means to the ends of others.
- Ayn Rand

"Your confusion, my illusion, worn like a mask of self-hate, confronts and then dies." - Ian Curtis, Joy Division

"You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back."
- Vincent, Gattaca

Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty... I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life. I have envied a great many people who led diffcult lives and led them well.
- Theodore Roosevelt


Those who speak of love most promiscuously are the ones who've never felt it. They make some sort of feeble stew out of sympathy, compassion, contempt and general indifference, and they call it love.
- Gail Wynand



To sell your soul is the easiest thing in the world. That’s what everybody does every hour of his life. If I asked you to keep your soul - would you understand why that is much harder?
- Howard Roark

Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest memories are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched. The things which are sacred or precious to us are the things we withdraw from promiscuous sharing.
- Gail Wynand


To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
- E. E. Cummings


No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt.
- Hunter S. Thompson

Amen, brother. AMEN. :bowdown:

Though i found that raiden part to be a bit chessy.

"I do not fear this new challenge, rather, like a true warrior - I will rise to meet it!" - Vegeta

Daft
16-10-2008, 06:34 AM
Amen, brother. AMEN. :bowdown:

Though i found that raiden part to be a bit chessy.

Haha! Yeah, it was super cheesy but I have a soft spot for Raiden and voice samples put through a vocoder. :heh:

Plus apparently if you have subtitles on it reads "I am lighting, the rain transformed". :p

King_V
17-10-2008, 02:10 PM
"And a man sat alone... drenched deep in sadness... and all the animals drew near to him and said: "we do not like to see you so sad... ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it."

The man said: "I want to have good sight..."

The vulture replied:
"you shall have mine."

The man said: "I want to be strong..."

The jaguar said: "you shall be strong like me."

Then the man said: "I long to know the secrets of the earth."

The serpent replied:
"I will show them to you."

And so it went with all the animals.

And when the man had all the gifts that they could give...

...he left

Then the owl said to the other animals: "Now the man knows much and is able to do so many things...

The deer said:
"The man has all that he needs, now his sadness will stop."

But the owl replied: "no"

"I saw a hole in the man... deep like a hunger he will never fill... it is what makes him sad and what makes him want. He will go on taking and taking...

Until one day the world will say: "I am no more and I have nothing left to give..."

This is a Native American quote which represents the battle within - and it is a prophecy of what materialism will do to you and the world.

Supergrunch
17-10-2008, 02:52 PM
Talking of e e cummings:

why must itself up every of a park
anus stick some quote statue unquote to
prove that a hero equals any jerk
who was afraid to dare to answer "no"?