Branded Condoms

[ReZourceman]

KFC condomns - Finger licking good.

Tesco condomns - Every little helps.



Yours?

[EchoDesiato]

Coca Cola Condoms - Taste the Coke side of life.
Xbox 360 Condoms - Jump In.

[Pookiablo]

Could you at least spell condom correctly?

[Charlie]

Fixed the noob mistake in the title.

1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.


2. Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?


3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


6. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.


7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.


8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Point and Shoot!


9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?


10. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

[ReZourceman]

(Why'd I think it was condomn?)

[Dan Dare]

Peugeot 'the ride of your life'

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Wii Condoms: We would like to play.

PS3 Condoms: This is living.

And a few from Denmark:

Fakta (Danish store) Condom: It only takes 5 minutes, but we want you to stay a little longer.

Danske (Danish) Bank Condoms: Do what you do best. We do.

[Paj!]

Danone Condoms: "Mmmmmm, Danone!"

[D_prOdigy]

American Express Condoms - Don't leave home without it.

Condoms from the Milk Board - It does a body good.

Kellogg's Rice Crispies Condoms: Snap, Crackle, Pop.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I wish I still had that shit old forward email which had a load of these.

[Mokong X-C]

Diet Coke Condoms: Do Your Thing

Olympic Condoms: Stronger, Faster, Higher

[Chuck]

Muller Condoms: Lick the lid of life

[Dazz]

Carlsberg condoms- If Carlsberg made condoms...they'd probably be the best condoms in the world

MJ condoms- Just beat it!

L'orielle condoms- Because you're worth it

McDonald's condoms- I'm lovin' it :heh:

[triforce_keeper]

Muller Condoms: Lick the lid of life

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Ginger_Chris]

Promotional Oblivion Alton Towers Condoms (which actually existed): "Don't look Down"

[Dan Dare]

what? no. surely not.

[The Bard]

I find Trojan branded condoms hilarious, because the idea of penetrating a woman under false preteses, only to impregnate her, is the best idea ever.

[MoogleViper]

Becks condoms: The penis that said no to compromise

Carlsberg condoms: Carlsberg don't do condoms, but if they did, they'd probably be the best condoms in the world.

Guinness condoms: Good things come to those who wait.

Stella Artois condoms: Reassuringly expensive.

Heineken condoms: How refreshing! How Heineken!

Carling condoms: "I bet she drinks Carling black label!"

[Kurtle Squad]

Muller Condoms: Lick the lid of life

You don't need a condom for that. Nor should one be used.

[somme]

Bulmer's : Squeezing the best out of the British Summer.

Immodium : Nothing works faster!

[david.dakota]

Seabrooks (they make crisps):
A Right Proper Gobfull.

[Kirkatronics]

Nokia - Connecting people

[bluey]

jesus wac, family site much? :nono:
someone remind me why i'm here? O__o
http://inventorspot.com/files/images/condomads.jpg
http://inventorspot.com/files/images/cute_condons_horoscope.jpg
http://inventorspot.com/files/images/gundam_condom_2.img_assist_custom.jpg

[Kirkatronics]

jesus wac, family site much? :nono:
someone remind me why i'm here? O__o
Sorry =[ Didnt realize it would offend people. Assumed it wsant bad because it was just a sihouette(sp?). Love the images tho =]

[Jimbob]

Subway Condoms - Have it Your Way, or Eat Fresh depending.

[Mokong X-C]

Subway Condoms - Have it Your Way, or Eat Fresh depending.

Isn't "Have it your way" Burger King?

[gaggle64]

Huggies - Designed to stop leaks.

[Jimbob]

Isn't "Have it your way" Burger King?

It is, sorry

Ok next is Burger King Condoms - Have it Your Way

[triforcemario]

NES condoms: Now you're playing with power!
DS condoms: Touching is good.

Yeah, I know, awful.

[david.dakota]

Dyson Condoms. No loss of suction.

[EEVILMURRAY]

When trying to find the forward with most of these in, I came across another foward about BJ's, seeing it as semi appropriate I'm going to actually put it to some use. 9 always gets me.

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)




1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard
practice to cum on someone's face.

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

5. My ears are NOT handles.

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard,
deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on
your dick?

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through
your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel
particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right
now.

9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -
if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me
I've just "wrecked it" for you.

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards
is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the
future.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the
origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good
at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content.

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs
often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either
sympathize or brag.

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss
it good morning."




A Man's thoughts on Fellatio AKA Rebuttal Etiquette (by a male)




1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find
someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to
you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful
I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only
way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need
all the fluids you can get. Trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the
short end of the stick in flavor country.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but
when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be
"sound asleep."

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your
face, now will you?

[Dazz]

Sorry for bringing this thread back to life but me and a few of my mates saw the Mikado advert and we laughed. Then for some random reason, I remembered their tagline and remembered this thread so...

Mikado condoms- More than a little bit tempting.

[Nolan]

ReZourceman Condoms-The size will make you laugh.

[S.C.G]

George Foreman Condoms - 'I'm so proud of it, I put my name on it!

[Ganepark32]

One I posted on the chat when the conversation turned round to this subject.

Sainsbury's own brand condoms - 'Taste the difference'

[Jimbob]

Phillips Condoms - Sense and Simplicity

[Goafer]

Haribo Condoms - Kids and grown ups love it so.
Capital One Condoms - What's in your wallet?
Metropolis Street Racer Condoms - It's not about how fast you screw, it's about how you screw fast.
Sex Panther Condoms - 60% of the time, it works every time.
Club Med Condoms - The antidote for civilization.
Snickers Condoms - Get some nuts.
Swine Flu Consoms - Catch it. Bin it. Kill it.

[Caris]

This thread is cringe worthy.

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

Caris condoms: "This penis is cringeworthy"

Am I doing this right?

[Caris]

You're getting the hang of it.

[ReZourceman]

ReZourceman Condoms-The size will make you laugh.

"As if that'll fit"