The Recent Mention Of My Name...

[RAVING_HOMOSEXUAL]

Dear Readers,
I would like to take this oppurtunity to introduce myself to you. I was made aware of my name being present on this website, and being described as walking on the wrong side of the tracks. I.e. Being a Homosexual. Firstly, I don't walk on the wrong side, I'm so gay I don't even bloomin' walk on 'em! Yeah, its Me, Jon. I'm here, I'm Queer Get Used To It! As a Homosexual I do enjoy mincing and all that Malarkey, but why the hell does this mean my name has to appear here? Why has my name been placed upon this ummm...website thing whatever its for. I don't have a clue.

First of all I will vouch for Munky, he is not a Homosexual, but do you people honestly think knowing a Homosexual makes you one? You all probably know one and I've probably had 'em, who cares. Oh and everyones a little bit puffy nowadays which is common knowledge...and on the subject of Brighton...it's the flaming gay capital. Ever other guy in the street is a Homosexual or has had one! The whole city reeks of Poppers!

Had I not been alerted by my fellow Homo, I would have been blissfully unaware of my name on this site and the negative impact it could have on my position as a Homo. I do not want to be associated with whatever this is. I have been on here 5 minutes and saw Penis Slapping, Penis Windmilling and god knows what, and other such smuttery.

I shall leave this godforbidden website now, but for god sake, Leave us Mo's alone. But I shall be returning to inform you of my upcoming appearance on TV, Which I'm sure Munky will not be too pleased about...but more about THAT later...Anyway, Ciao Mein Straightguys and Closethomos...

P.S. All this talk of Penis' is covering up the fact this site is secretly a meeting point for gay boys...

[Sexual Chocolate]

Who cares, I dont. be whoever you want to be.

[dukkadukka]

what. the. fuck.

[Aimless]

Ever get the feeling you've missed something?

[rizz]

o_O_o_O_o

RAVING 15 CHARACTERS

[Ashley]

Don't know what Dabooker has said because im too tired to read, but just to say. You're gay, fine. You're OTT and too "in your face" about it then bugger off. Thats an annoying trait.

[Offerman]

I'm with Ashley, 'In your face' gays are not tolerated.

I'd lock this, but I'm too confused to even do that.

[RAVING_HOMOSEXUAL]

Oh my Lord...someone give that freak who just did the speech about the biggest load of codswallop I ever heard a medal...This is a prime example of a Homophobe. I do hope my presence at this site is not offending everyone as much as him. I came on here to jokingly get my own back on someone, but sorry for starting a debate on the way Homosexuals have caused world debt and are basically bringing about the end of the world. Im sure your either American (Dumb), Christian (Even Dumber) and Fat (Poor You), so I guess its not really your fault is it? Perhaps you should read up on world history and see how its probably people like you who have caused the world to be like it is, not Homosexuals. Oh and also, perhaps next time you decide to copy a message of the net you could have the intelligence to change it, you plagiarist.

Secondly, to the guy who wrote about me being OTT, This was for the purpose of exagerating the point I was making and trying to do it in a humourous way. Sorry if it offended you!

[Sexual Chocolate]

Doesnt your sig make you OTT?

[RAVING_HOMOSEXUAL]

See where I say "Exagerating the point". Understand. Its simple...it was a J.O.K.E.

[Stranger]

Oh my Lord...someone give that freak who just did the speech about the biggest load of codswallop I ever heard a medal...This is a prime example of a Homophobe. I do hope my presence at this site is not offending everyone as much as him. I came on here to jokingly get my own back on someone, but sorry for starting a debate on the way Homosexuals have caused world debt and are basically bringing about the end of the world. Im sure your either American (Dumb), Christian (Even Dumber) and Fat (Poor You), so I guess its not really your fault is it? Perhaps you should read up on world history and see how its probably people like you who have caused the world to be like it is, not Homosexuals. Oh and also, perhaps next time you decide to copy a message of the net you could have the intelligence to change it, you plagiarist.

Secondly, to the guy who wrote about me being OTT, This was for the purpose of exagerating the point I was making and trying to do it in a humourous way. Sorry if it offended you!


Firstly: who exactly are you?

Second: Dabooker's "speech" was copied from an "automatic complaint letter generator" on the internet that creates a generic complaints letter about whoever you like. He is in no way homophobic.

Third, your posts are fucking annoying. I couldn't give a toss if you were gay, straight or bisexual - and neither could anybody else on this forum. Either post something of worth, or go home.

[Dieter]

bookers little story was just a pregenerated complaint letter that you can get a program to make for you....

-edit-

Damn you stranger :P

[RAVING_HOMOSEXUAL]

I couldn't care less where he got it from, whether he wrote it himself or not. If you copy something, and, by posting it under your name, present it as your own, you are saying you agree with the contents of the material you are posting, and as such, it was a Homophobic message. Did I or did I not say myself if he copied it off the internet. I did. Well then.

[Aimless]

I think this is one of those oh-so-hilarious wind-ups. We all know that homosexuality is the pinnacle of hilarity, and the original poster is well doused in flammable hypocricy whilst not being wholly unbelievable. Now all we need is for another new user to enter the debate and we've a completed checklist.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to split my sides.

[rizz]

But Pelican is cool.

[RAVING_HOMOSEXUAL]

Oh and one more thing...if you dont WANT TO READ IT, don't click on it...Simple isn't it...Oh my god who would have thought it. Retard! Anyway losers, I'm going now...to enjoy MY LIFE...Perhaps you should think of getting one. I'll leave you geeks to carry on bitching and moaning like a load of old gays...Oh thats Ironic!

[RAVING_HOMOSEXUAL]

One last thing...to the guy who said it looks like a wind-up...it is...I said that after the original whats his name phobe posted that message that it was intended as a joke for someone!

[Dieter]

I couldn't care less where he got it from, whether he wrote it himself or not. If you copy something, and, by posting it under your name, present it as your own, you are saying you agree with the contents of the material you are posting, and as such, it was a Homophobic message. Did I or did I not say myself if he copied it off the internet. I did. Well then.


Had you taken the time to actually read the thing you'd find it's just laden with technical terms, but doesn't really say anything at all...

[Stranger]

I couldn't care less where he got it from, whether he wrote it himself or not. If you copy something, and, by posting it under your name, present it as your own, you are saying you agree with the contents of the material you are posting, and as such, it was a Homophobic message. Did I or did I not say myself if he copied it off the internet. I did. Well then.

And I couldn't care less about your posts. If you would care to highlight exactly where the letter says something homophobic, that would be wonderful.

I'm going to ask an admin to lock this now. This thread is pathetic, and so are you.

[RAVING_HOMOSEXUAL]

Oh get you...a proper Homo in the making...go tell...Im pissing myself...we all are...Geek...

[Stranger]

Yeah, I'm a raving homosexual as well. What can you do.

[Ashley]

You're gay, yay for you. Im brunette, shall I start a "I'm a brunette, accept me!" thread? No, hence why this is being locked.