Do you want to talk to a sexy babe in your area?

[Fierce_LiNk]

This is a thread about those daft adverts you see, most notably late at night.

The adverts appear like this:

*female voice* "Do you want to talk to a sexy babe in your area?"
*enter scantily clad female who sits on sofa txting...nervously looking at the camera. Occasional smile...look mum, I'm on telly.
*enter next female, again wearing next to nothing, taking photos of herself cheesily*
*female voice again* "Txt boobs to chat to a delicious babe near you." "Txt horny4u to receive pictures."

They're just ridiculous. Who actually subscribes to these? And the adverts themselves are hilariously bad. I mimic them all the time. :D

[Letty]

Oh man, there's an advert like that for FIT BABES, and there's all these girls exercising :D

Thats the joke. Fit girls.. exercise.. :(

[chairdriver]

The frequency at which I try to attack my TV with a hammer has increased ever since these adverts first graced the television airwaves.

[tapedeck]

I phoned one once...the bill ensured I never called again. Boring girlfriend went spare. I was paying the rent. tut.

[Dante]

Other daft adverts are them ringtone adverts.

[gaggle64]

What I like about them is that at about 1:30-3am on most channels a bit further down the sky menu, it is just constant sex line ads, every break one after the other. If you so wished you could sit there and compare prices before calling.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Oh man, there's an advert like that for FIT BABES, and there's all these girls exercising :D

Thats the joke. Fit girls.. exercise.. :(

Haha, I was watching the tv with a friend when that advert came on. We were pissing ourselves.

It's the same three girls (one of them is a right munter) who appear in a series of these ads. They're hilarious. :D

One of them looks like Liverpool's Fernando Torres.

[Coolness Bears]

Haha these adverts crack me up so much. :laughing:

"Send them a picture and you'll get to flirt with a local girl in your area, they are hot and waiting for you"

The adverts are so stupid. >___<

If you use this service, Your CLEARLY talking to a 80 year oldman in nothing but his pants. :p

[tapedeck]

You can sit there and compare prices before calling.

I'm too busy looking...

They always entice you to a late night shake when your drunk. They probably keep a lot of men happy.

The thing that annoys me is when they are on when your in the room with your rentals and the entire room goes eerily quiet then normal conversation resumes after they've finished.

Look mah, tits and phones. It's the future!


It's the same three girls (one of them is a right munter) who appear in a series of these ads.
One of them looks like Liverpool's Fernando Torres.

Is that the blonde young-ish one? I've got her number. And it starts with an 0800...bitch.

And Fernando Torres, PMSL. It IS him.

[Dan Dare]

I love these- they became a running pass time gag in our house at uni (usually followed by 'spot the worst blue movie title')

[EEVILMURRAY]

BITCH! There are two sexy advert topics made by The Baron for your bitching pleasure.

What I love is how they imply the girls are really young sexy bitches, who show each other the messages they recieve whilst rubbing the others' clit.

You know these messages are coming from some 50+ fat chick.

Someone has signed me up to something like this, I keep getting "texts" from some online IP with some shitty message "what are you wearing" kind of shit. I can't seem to block it.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Someone has signed me up to something like this, I keep getting "texts" from some online IP with some shitty message "what are you wearing" kind of shit. I can't seem to block it.

Haha, Eevil is a ho-bag. He's helping pregnant housewives get their fix across the nation.

[Letty]

Someone has signed me up to something like this, I keep getting "texts" from some online IP with some shitty message "what are you wearing" kind of shit. I can't seem to block it.

What are you wearing? :geek:

[EEVILMURRAY]

Haha, Eevil is a ho-bag. He's helping pregnant housewives get their fix across the nation.
The only options I get are to visit an url, delete or add to address or something. I tried visiting the url once and I can't remember what was replied to me, but it cost monies. Now I keep deleteing but it keeps coming :'(
What are you wearing? :geek:
One day you might find out.

[kav82]

I know a girl off one of those adds, when we first saw her on it we all starting text messaging her saying we wanted to chat to sexy local girls! Hehe, twas funny!

How she regrets doing that advert... and some of the photoshoots she's done! We're all too mean (it's all banter really, she gets in on it too!) lol

[Fresh]

I love the one where they are in the gym. It proposes three important questions after watching that particular advert:

1) No girl that hot would be single, or at least not riddled with STD's.
2) She's at the gym and has broke no sweat, Has she no pores?
3) She seems to be on a cross trainer, texting and smiling. I don't know if these directors have ever been to a gym but if they had they would know nobody smiles in a gym. Most look like they belong in some cult.

[Dyson]

I love these- they became a running pass time gag in our house at uni (usually followed by 'spot the worst blue movie title')


I have to give that award to "Sit On My Face 4".

[Letty]

All the girls look about 14 aswell...

[Dan Dare]

I have to give that award to "Sit On My Face 4".

surely not. Nay, tis impossible to dream of such things...

[Fierce_LiNk]

HAHA! There's one on channel 5 right now, straight after Hollow Man.

"If you want to chat with a beautiful babe in your area...txt TWENTY to..."
"If you want to swap pictures with a more mature woman near you, txt FIFTY to..."

Sweet jesus.

[tapedeck]

HAHA! There's one on channel 5 right now, straight after Hollow Man.

"If you want to chat with a beautiful babe in your area...txt TWENTY to..."
"If you want to swap pictures with a more mature woman near you, txt FIFTY to..."

Sweet jesus.

I quite liked the FIFTY. She would be NAAASSSTAAAAY.

[Blue_Ninja0]

So you have those cellphone subscription ads there too?
They're so fucking annoying! There was a time when in our TV, during the adverts time, you couldn't see anything more than that.

[Dyson]

surely not. Nay, tis impossible to dream of such things...


It makes you wonder really; Sit On My Face 1, 2 and 3 must have sold rather well to warrant a 4th film don't you think?

[tapedeck]

The plots must have been wearing thin by number 4 though :p

Wifey slips, falls on mans face...rinse and repeat.

[Dyson]

Rinse thoroughly at that..

[tapedeck]

Rinse thoroughly at that..

Exactly. The shower scene had a hidden purpose then!

[Haden]

HAHA! There's one on channel 5 right now, straight after Hollow Man.

"If you want to chat with a beautiful babe in your area...txt TWENTY to..."
"If you want to swap pictures with a more mature woman near you, txt FIFTY to..."

Sweet jesus.

Haha I saw that one the other day I was wondering how high they would go! They stop at 50 im pretty sure I was laughing hoping theyd go to 90 or some sick shit hahaha.

[Dante]

So you have those cellphone subscription ads there too?
They're so fucking annoying! There was a time when in our TV, during the adverts time, you couldn't see anything more than that.

Yeah. :mad:

I saw a "chat with a ..." gay version few months ago.

[Dyson]

True Story: When I first read the topic title I thought it read "Do you want to take a sexy babe in your arse?"

No, really.

[Deathjam]

True Story: When I first read the topic title I thought it read "Do you want to take a sexy babe in your arse?"

No, really.

Well seeing as your mind was in the gutter already, were you thinking of an actual baby that was somehow sexy :shakehead or a woman somehow being shoved up your arse, which somehow makes less sense

[Dyson]

Well seeing as your mind was in the gutter already, were you thinking of an actual baby that was somehow sexy :shakehead or a woman somehow being shoved up your arse, which somehow makes less sense
Well when I did a double take I thought it said "Do you want to talk to a sexy babe in your arse" and as such I clicked thinking it was a weird science news story..

It took me a while to get it for some reason.

[mcj metroid]

these ads are hilarious.. I can never understand why people ring them.. drunk or not drunk.

[Stefkov]

We all laugh at these adverts but someone clearly is ringing up to these considering how many we see.
They must be very ronery.
http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/kim-jong-il.jpg

[rokhed00]

You know these messages are coming from some 50+ fat chick.

Sssh, I'm raking it in.

[arnold]

7pGcE7IvCTs

This thread reminded me of it <3 for the Ted

[arab_freak]

What I'm REALLY interested in knowing is how the fuck do they train those call-girls to talk to random men all day long and act interested in them.

[rokhed00]

What I'm REALLY interested in knowing is how the fuck do they train those call-girls to talk to random men all day long and act interested in them.

Bring them on this forum and get them to act all interested in your pictures.

[Jordan]

Bring them on this forum and get them to act all interested in your pictures.

Same could be said for you Rok... ;)

[rokhed00]

Same could be said for you Rok... ;)

Nah, at least some people like my pictures.

[Jimbob]

Seriously, how can people actually call up these numbers. They must be said, really sad or have no purpose in life other than to call these numbers. It's quite funny as well for some reason.

[mcj metroid]

7pGcE7IvCTs

This thread reminded me of it <3 for the Ted

haha classic:) love the series forever

[ReZourceman]

Ewww, sounds gross. What time they usually on?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Nah, at least some people like my pictures.

SOME. I daresay some might prefer looking at the tasty chicks than the pictures you post.

No offence Claudia baby.

[My Buttons are Magic!]

hmm i saw one once for "bent chat"

guys text sexy guys in your area


i .. couldnt.. stop... laughing

[Fierce_LiNk]

Bent chat, hahaha. I've not seen that one, can't wait now.

I think somebody should film a parody of these adverts.

I nominate Rokhed. He seems the least camera shy.

[Coolness Bears]

Ewww, sounds gross. What time they usually on?

Usually around this time. (if you are that interested? ;))

In between watching a Channel 5 movie is normally when I see them. :heh:

[ViPeR]

7pGcE7IvCTs

This thread reminded me of it <3 for the Ted

"You f**kin priests! Huh huh huh you're all a bunch o' waaankers"

:D

[Aimless]

Yes¹.


¹No.