Lady Lumps

[Grebe]

Yerse mate

http://www.90bpm.sk/picture/perex/black-eyed-peas.jpg


http://www.tametheweb.com/tc/archives/charlesoldmission.jpg


Who else enjoys this video/song/woman?

[soag]

sorry i dont like any, song was quite amusing at first but still remains crap :p, but that dog* is quite cute though :)



*by saying dog Im not referring to fergie.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I like The Peas, but it isn't their best song, it goes on for too long I say.


Anxiety!

[Ashley]

the video - not seen
the song - okay. a classic silly song thats catchy but pretty much useless. a la "toxic"
the wowan - the face is too fake

[Athriller]

I prefer her manly crotch bulge TBH.

[Haden]

The real question is where would ladies be without lumps?

They would be lost in a world of lumplessness.

[dukkadukka]

she's a skank.

the only part of that sentence up for debate is the "she".

[Grebe]

What the fuck, are you guys homos or something?

fucking homos

Apart from soag. Straight as a fish that boy.

[gaggle64]

The Peas aren't too bad, but this song really is awful.

[Haden]

she's a skank.

the only part of that sentence up for debate is the "she".

Why all the hate? Is she a genuine loser, I don't know much about this figure.

[Grebe]

Its about arses and titties. What the fuck is bad?

[Platty]

*shakes head*

its awful just awful.

the group are awful

the woman is a minger.

[Raining_again]

She looks like a younger madonna to me. Wether that is good or not is debatable.

[Grebe]

So are most bands you dudes listen too. Doesnt mistake that she is fine and she talks about it in her songs. i totally would.

[Athriller]

She can be proud all she wants, but singing about it just makes her arrogant. I Pass on this heathen.

[Platty]

Doesnt mistake that she is fine and she talks about it in her songs. i totally would.

she isnt fine have you seen her face? i totally wouldnt.

[Grebe]

Dude i would mawl her. period.

[Platty]

The face its bad. Period. Looks a little like the joker if you ask me.

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/wenn/fergie1007.jpg

[dukkadukka]

What the fuck, are you guys homos or something?

fucking homos

Apart from soag. Straight as a fish that boy.
she looks like a transvestite. tbh it's your sexuality i'm questioning :heh:

[Raining_again]

the face its bad, looks a little like the joker.

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/wenn/fergie1007.jpg

holy crap. Has there been some sort of michael jackson style surgery going on here?

edit: just noticed her ear. urgh.

[Ramar]

*shakes head*

its awful just awful.

the group are awful

the woman is a minger.

You sir, are a truth sayer.

[Grebe]

"She doesnt photograph well"

Shes fit in this video. Thats all i need.

[dukkadukka]

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie-wetspot.jpg
still want to maul her?

[Jordan]

http://cmp.bravepages.com/images/articles/jacjjoker.jpg

I see a similarity here.... :P

Crotch Sweat? Piss herself?
Who knows.

[Grebe]

i wouldnt say no. You dudes are just getting shite photos. if you met her in person i reckon all of you guys would be on your knees feeding the pony.

[Ramar]

Dude if you like her, fair enough. But don't try and force that opinion on others, because if they have eyes they may beg to differ.

[Grebe]

Yeah im using my super internet power to force girls on other dudes. Dont be a prick. You know you would lick her nips, dont be daft. No forcing I swear.

[dukkadukka]

i think you're on your own there grebe lol. fergie is monstrous!

[Ramar]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/2514/mrt4dx.png

That is all.

[Grebe]

Ewww mate, is that who you like??????


(everyone, dig this shit, Ramar likes boys)

haha

[Athriller]

Yeah, this is where the thread dies.

[Grebe]

Or begins oh mr rulemaker?

[Haden]

I don't think shes THAT ugly. Although shes no Portman, good old Portman the French wine of women, shame shes not French or an acoholic beverage.

[Blackfox]

Yeah, she's not bad. I wouldn't refuse.

Chill the fuck out people.

[dukkadukka]

blackfox, as far as i'm aware this has been a light-hearted conversation, there's no chilling out that needs to be done here.

[Blackfox]

blackfox, as far as i'm aware this has been a light-hearted conversation, there's no chilling out that needs to be done here.

Yup, it sure has - especially with all those lovely descriptives flying about.

[dukkadukka]

Chill the fuck out people.
lovely descriptive?

[Grebe]

Its been fun! Blackfox, do you like boys?

[Athriller]

You know, some guys can like guys. It's nothing really all that special.

[Dieter]

What the fuck, are you guys homos or something?

fucking homos


Not gay meself but that just put me totally off this thread. There's a thin line between 'light hearted conversation' and 'stupid'. It seems to be crossed more and more lately...

[Blackfox]

Its been fun! Blackfox, do you like boys?

Nope, im heterosexual. I have nowt against gays - just dont want to be gay nor attracted to boys. Yeah.

And dukka, scroll through the thread. I would quote some harsh descriptives that have eben flying around but im too lazy too. Then you will find that the "fuck" i posted is low compared to the stuff others haev posted.

PS - Grebe has never been 100% serious, dont get too worked up by him ;)

[dukkadukka]

well said athriller, one of my bestest friends is gay, he's so lovely! although to be honest, i usually get more tatty than he does if i think someone's being homophobic :hehe:

edit- i think we'll have to agree to disagree blackfox. the only thing that's come close to offending me in the thread is grebe's sexism and homophobia, but i can't change him. luagh at him, i certainly can do though :)

[Pit-Jr]

Back on topic, this band sucks along with outkast, yet they could buy and sell your sorry asses

[Haden]

I haven't seen the video whats the... wait for it, general THRUST of the video! Oh man alive I am gearing up for some Peep show dvd watching.

[Ashley]

Alright no need for random image posting.

Anywho, didn't she used to be a model and wasn't she kind of forced to get surgery or something, or is that just the word on the street. With word being wrong.

[Noodleman]

The Black Eyed Peas where actualy good once, then they got Fergie and went all MTV and forgot how to write decent songs. :(

[Shenlong]

I agree with noodles, and dude she isn't all that at all, her body yes - face no, and stop calling people gay damnit.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Yeah, she's not bad. I wouldn't refuse.

Chill the fuck out people.

I'd give her a phantom dip.

[Shenlong]

Whats a phantom dip then murray?

[Bowser.Vs.FWNT]

THis is the one where it goes, What you gonna do with all that JUnk JUnk in your trunk truck! these lyrics are truly Inspiring...

[Mr_Odwin]

When compared to other stuff that's in the charts the BEP aren't too shabby. Of course in general chart stuff isn't great but it's what's played on the radio when you're in the car. If the BEP came on I wouldn't change stations.
I have seen the video and actually think that she is a good looking lass.
Let's face it, most of the people on here are going to end up with someone uglier and fatter than her.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Whats a phantom dip then murray?
It's just a code we use for a shag here at Uni, although I'm sure it has many meanings.

[AshMat]

My bulge, my bulg,e my big 'ol manly bulge!

Butt ugly, sometimes she looks ok but the black eyed beans are crap.
At first they sung some peace song (where is the love) and they were sayin all this bad music and stuff. But what are they? Calm?

[Grebe]

Explain how im being homophobic please.......?

Dieter stop being a little pussy and run off too mummy. Theres a good boy.

[AshMat]

A little pussy? you sound like a chav..

Pussy boi!

[The Lillster]

The face its bad. Period. Looks a little like the joker if you ask me.

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/wenn/fergie1007.jpg

Well I don't like her or dislike her either. However she looks tired on the photo and celebs tend to look ugly if there tired. But when there not, they look good.

She might look better in another photo.

A little pussy? you sound like a chav..

Pussy boi!

Hmmm, his name is Grebe, which is short for Grebo. Which are people which HATE chavs and listen to load music, like the suff off Kerrang. So I doubt the guy is a chav.

[Grebe]

A little pussy? you sound like a chav..

Pussy boi!

haha what the fuck are you talking about.

Since when has pussy been a chav word? And believe me, im far from a chav. Yeah i wear nikes and shit but i aint no chav.

Heres my favourite bands, see if you recognise:

Propagandhi, Nerve Agents, Kid Dynamite, Nofx, Ensign

Work it out

[entropy]

It's not so much the clothes that make a person a chav, more the attitude.
Btw, BEP suck ass. Their first hit single was decent, but everything since has been pretty terrible.

[Offerman]

Grebe enough. Or I will shove my cock of justice up your arse.

She is fit, and I'd dog her.

The song is dire

The band is average.

[Haver]

She looks like one of the more-dodgily designed aliens from Star Trek. It's almost as if she's had her skin stapled back at the hairline.

[|Laguna|]

Looked for another picture to see if in that other one she was just having a bad day. http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images411584_4_fergie_black_eyed.jpg

Below average in my mind. Nasty face.

[Kurtle Squad]

Yeah, I agree. I think she's well mank
And "Lumps" is so the wrong word!! They's Bumps, heheh :wink:

[uncle_buckman]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/fergie/fergie-gm_l5.jpg
She's better than your average. If you gonna post pictures of her at least be diplomatic about it.

[Haver]

Give me a blindfold, and then I'll do it for a tenner.

[Ramar]

Ewww mate, is that who you like??????


(everyone, dig this shit, Ramar likes boys)

haha

Yes because I post a picture of Mr T I'm homosexual.. /sarcasm

For your information I'm not, I'm hetrosexual, I bet you're upset about that. I have nothing against homosexuals but it would seem you have, I'd sort that out if I were you.

Next, you say you're not a chav, if you speak the way you type I'd say you have a very chav attitude regardless of what music you listen (as if that defines what social banner you fall under).

Thirdly onto the Maxim picture, anyone can look half decent in a glamour mag because they air brush and use computers to remove the uglyness.

Good day.

[Platty]

yeah i still think she looks a minger on the maxim mag even tho the graphics guy has air brushed it up. He probably had to do overtime to get the job completed aswell.

[dukkadukka]

goody body, but there's no denying bitch sure went overboard with the plastic surgery hehe

[The Lillster]

It seems that no one likes slutty women here. Example: Jordan. And now 'that girl from back eyed peas'.

What other sluts don't you people like, or do you just dislike sluts in general?

[Eenuh]

Thirdly onto the Maxim picture, anyone can look half decent in a glamour mag because they air brush and use computers to remove the uglyness.

Ah yes, the art of retouching...

http://www.inespiration.com/images/fergie1007.jpg http://www.inespiration.com/images/fergie1007%20copy.jpg

Mind you that this was done in only a couple of minutes, but yeah, it shows how much you can do with just a bit of touching up in Photoshop. =P

Maybe I could make this into my profession or something...

[RoadKill]

Sadly you still didn't make her attractive.

[Pit-Jr]

Let's face it, most of the people on here are going to end up with someone uglier and fatter than her.

Game. Set. Match.

[Grebe]

Yes im very upset at you not being homo as i wish you were so i could suck your small little weiner.

But anyway, Id fuck her in any of the pictures dudes have posted no question. I think you should all post pictures of your birds and lets have a loo kwhether you have the grounds for your opinions. Sounds fun.

[Pit-Jr]

Dabookerman has a nice rack indeed

[Shorty]

thats the first woman ive seen with 4 holes

vagina, asshole, mouth, chin

What about nose, ears and eyes.

[Hellfire]

Her face is weird sometimes, but she's really fit. About the music, I think its nice music to hear in the car or maybe a bar and thats about it. Their first CD has an awesome music though.

[Bowser57]

I think you should all post pictures of your birds and lets have a loo kwhether you have the grounds for your opinions. Sounds fun.

Ah right, so is this popstar your gf?

[Dawn]

Good point well made Bowser57.

[elniro]

lol hahaha

this track is frickin awful but it'll probably make millions and those lightly marketed hip hop gems out there would have trouble hitting tens of thousands

[Blackfox]

goody body, but there's no denying bitch sure went overboard with the plastic surgery hehe

But did she?

15 is the magic number..

[Grebe]

Ah right, so is this popstar your gf?

Bit random.

All I was saying was that you say you wouldnt fuck her, yet it is likely that because most of the people on here do fuck all else but come on here, you would still fuck a fat bitch if she offered it too you.


Nice english skillz

[Bowser57]

Bit random.

All I was saying was that you say you wouldnt fuck her, yet it is likely that because most of the people on here do fuck all else but come on here, you would still fuck a fat bitch if she offered it too you.


Nice english skillz


It's not random at all. You had a go at lots of these folks for being "fucking homos" and not sharing your opinion, you then dare them to post pics of their own girlfriends in some sort of comparison to this woman you like the look of.

For that to be a "fair" comparison surely you would have to be the boyfriend of this strange looking woman.

All I'm saying is people in glass houses shouldn't be chucking half-bricks around.

(Thanks for the compliment about my English skillz).

P.S Do you have a girlfriend?

[Towers]

I don't think she's very attractive. I'd fuck her for sure but then I'm quite a randy person. On a scale of 1-10 of attractivness she'd get a 5. She ain't ugly but she ain't amazing... She's a bit, weird looking.

[Haver]

We have a right to standards!

[Grebe]

I dont unfortunately for me. I wasnt having a go at them for not sharing my opinion, I was just having a laugh. Ah but that isnt allowed on this messageboard, along with abusive language, threads that arent suited to one or two people and general 'fun having' due to boring fuckers like yourself who believe it is their fate to control messageboardzzzz. Im not homophobic just for the record.

http://users.telenet.be/elfenvleugels/img/pics/Kylie-Minogue-5.jpg
http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Rob/Paris-Hilton.jpg
http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/keiraknightley2.JPG
http://www.riscom.com/~none/pics/brook.jpg

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

Yay for this thread!

[Kurtle Squad]

I don't really find any sort of modely or pop-star types attractive really....they just look fake, hahaha!!

[Raining_again]

so posting pics of women automatically makes you straight?

Lets face it boys, normal women dont liike so perfect in real life. They spend hours gettin plastered in makeup then the images are airbrushed to perfection.

[RoadKill]

What about nose, ears and eyes.

Get yourself a knife and make some gaping wounds also.

[elniro]

so posting pics of women automatically makes you straight?

Lets face it boys, normal women dont liike so perfect in real life. They spend hours gettin plastered in makeup then the images are airbrushed to perfection.

hit it spot on there
thats why girls who dont wear makeup and look good are the prettiest around

[Kurtle Squad]

Yep...no falseness n stuff.

[Kurtle Squad]

Paris Hilton is well mank....She's not nice lookin at all. Unlike Dabookerman's sig ;)
Kiera Knightly's alright though :smile:

[dukkadukka]

hit it spot on there
thats why girls who dont wear makeup and look good are the prettiest around
just for the record, most girls who "don't wear make-up" still moisturise, exfoliate, wear foundation and lip gloss :heh:

[Raining_again]

just for the record, most girls who "don't wear make-up" still moisturise, exfoliate, wear foundation and lip gloss :heh:

i don't do any of that. foundation gives me spots.

[dukkadukka]

good on ya, i could never go completely natural though hehe

[dukkadukka]

lol you modern man! i haven't got a clue though, i just use foundation. it covers everything up :)

[Raining_again]

i could do with some make up, what do u girls use for getting rid of tired eye bags and dryness? (actually a particular soap fixed that) what about closing open pores...i hate that. its crap

doesnt cold water close up pores? get more sleep and you wont have bags under your eyes :heh:

[Blackfox]

apparently, using a hot flannel (or a sauna opens the pores and lets all the crap come out of them) then giving the fac a good wash removes the shit and grease and closes up the pores in the skin.

[Offerman]

apparently, using a hot flannel (or a sauna opens the pores and lets all the crap come out of them) then giving the fac a good wash removes the shit and grease and closes up the pores in the skin.

I remember having a Sauna about a year ago when I was skiing in the US with my school. Sadly it was cut short when a fit girl from the group sat in next to me. I had to make a hasty exit..if you know what I mean. ;)

[Hank Scorpio]

I remember having a Sauna about a year ago when I was skiing in the US with my school. Sadly it was cut short when a fit girl from the group sat in next to me. I had to make a hasty exit..if you know what I mean. ;)

I don't know what you mean. Please explain further and in more graphic detail.

[KingJoe]

''milky milky coco puffs''
Fresh psychological scars.

[demonmike04]

illustrations using mspaint would help make things even more clearer
What? No animations?


But just for the sake of not being off topic, the song is terrible.
And in my opinion, she looks like a horse bout the snout has been reversed as an indent on her chin, which a picture which has been posted shows.

[Offerman]

illustrations using mspaint would help make things even more clearer

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2312/comic4xx.jpg