Funniest moments in gaming

[Hellfire]

Following the recent trend I decided to create this thread. Post the funniest moments in your gaming experience, feel free to add quotes and stuff.
In OoT there's a Goron that teaches you to use a Deku Stick and then he says "I hid a stick somewhere. Hehe". Running from Gorons that want to hug you and watching Talon run is also pretty funny.
Conker is filled with funny moments. Slapping Black & White creatures. Classic. I cant think of something else right now but Broken Sword and MOney Island also have some funny parts. Share.

[Helmsly]

The cut scene in the spirit temple in OoT just as your about to fight the Iron Knuckle- dramatic music hits and then he suddenly realises he forgot his axe and the music stops, then clicks his figures and one appears and the fight gets underway.


Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for the DS has loads and loads of funny dialog in it too.

[killer kirby]

in OOT when you kill the witches then they have the argument and the radio talks in all the GTA series.

[Rolf]

Elvis wasn't too bad in Perfect Dark. No specific moment comes to mind, I just remember chuckling a couple of times at things he said.

Otherwise, Birdy the scarecrow in Conker's Bad Fur Day - his sign that says 'Feck off crows' was probably one of the better things I've seen. And Greg the Grim Reaper. He was flippin' hillarious.

[zaraki]

The radio in SA. Hours of fun stuff.

[Konfucius]

Wind Waker also contained some very funny moments, where Link is shot off the ship in a barrel and some other moments I don't remember at the moment.
Before you fight Ganondorf in Oot you also hear dramatic music and then you see that Ganondorf is playing the music and when he turns around it stops.
Conker's Bad Fur Day also had lots of funny things in it.

[Retro_Link]

I can't remember it very well, but in Wind Waker, when Link has collected all 3 pearls and put them into place to open the Tower of Gods; doesn't he put the last one into place and then it explodes or something (after he thinks it won't) and sends him flying into the Tower wall!! SOOO FUNNY!!

I need to play Wind Waker again!

[Mundi]

man i can´t decide i´ll just name a few :D
i propaly laughed most when me and my friend were playing conker´s bad fur day (against eac other btw) at like 3 in morning and we were in the map where theres a toilet and our char starta peeing and we laughed for about 10 min or so :D and when me and another friend were playing LOTR: The return of the king game (also late in the night :P) and when we got to the final stage: The crack of doom and the first we thought was the ass crack of doom :P.
and the shakspeare sanity effect in eternal darkness was pretty funny

[Hero-of-Time]

Many moments throughout the Ratchet and Clank series aswell as Jak and Daxter series too. I know its been mention but the Monkey Island series was hilarious the You Fight Like A Cow line is a favourite of mine.

[Android18a]

Funny?

FFX.
Tidus: "I think he went to Mararena temple"
Wakka:"Macalania?"
Tidus: "Aye!" in that Macarena sounding way.

Too lazy to think of more.

[Jordan]

I'm sorry, but all these games are pitiful under the "master-ness" of Monkey Island 4.
THE INSULT GAMES
I mean jeeze, insult sword fighting? Insult arm wrestling? Its genius from start to finish theres no other word to describe how intelligently funny Monkey Island is.

And how can forget Murray? :)

[Ray Falling]

Paper Mario 64, just about everything but the intro is great:

Mario and a Goomba going to see Pa goomba, they notice he's on the balcony so they go upstairs. They open the door and notice the balcony is gone.
It then blinks in an anime kinda fashion, and they hang in mid air for a spell before they fall down n_n

Theres lots more but thats what I can think of right now.

Also, fighting Mysterio on Spiderman 2; he gets like this really big health bar that fills up with 3 colours. I was like ARGH hes so freaking tough then. But then you charge into him, one sissy slap and the meter drains to 0 n_n

[demonmike04]

Earthworm jim... you launch a cow for some random reason in the first level..then when you get to the ending to rescue the gal the cow lands on her. Most unpredictable and funny things I've ever seen on a game.

[Hero-of-Time]

I forgot all about Earthworm Jim. Man that game was awesome. The cartoon ruled aswell.

[Andrew]

Hows about.. creating loads of disasters in Sim City 2000 and watching them cripple my city and bring my 200mhz CPU to it's knees!

[gaggle64]

Shmenue 2 - The hero walks into a bar; "Hello. I am looking for some sailors."

[Kurtle Squad]

The Boiler Boss on Conker's Bad Fur Day

[Link]

Resident Evil 4 had a lot of funny moments. My favorite was during the opening sequence when the church bells go off and all the villagers run away and Leon says:

"Where'd everybody go....Bingo?"

He's by far the coolest video game character!

[MachRider]

Monkey Island insults are the ultimate game-jokes EVER! :p

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!

[masaki86]

Shmenue 2 - The hero walks into a bar; "Hello. I am looking for some sailors."

It's actually Shenmue I, and tbh guys, how can you say OOT is funny; it's epic sure, but it didn't make me lugh.

[Cheapshot]

Heh good idea this.

I'd have to say the GTA III radio by far and when you eavsdrop on the crows in Paper Mario 2 and they sart talking about upgrading their Broadband connection "I'm gonna get me some fat pipes" :D

[Retro_Link]

how can you say OOT is funny; it's epic sure, but it didn't make me lugh.You can't tell me you didn't laugh when;
You first saw Darunia doing his crazy/unexpected/inappropriate dance to the lost woods song!
Or when the Iron knuckle forgot his axe!

[Woz]

Heh good idea this.

I'd have to say the GTA III radio by far and when you eavsdrop on the crows in Paper Mario 2 and they sart talking about upgrading their Broadband connection "I'm gonna get me some fat pipes" :D

The crows where my favourite thing in paper mario 2, I laughed for about 3o mins about ll the things they said.

[Hellfire]

Shmenue 2 - The hero walks into a bar; "Hello. I am looking for some sailors."
How the hell did I forget that one? Its a classic!
Someguy - It's called, the EL PULLO DIABLO!
Guybrush - The Devil Chicken?

Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush: Stride?
Guybrush: Alright then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?


"I FEEL ASLEEP!"-Metal Gear
"raiden, turn the game console off right now" - AI MGS2

"i hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork

does a raw blink on hari kari rock. i need scissors! 61!" - AI MGS2

"i was a north american fall webworm in my former life. ahh those were the good old days. what were you in your former life" - AI MGS2



And lets not forget HK47 :P

[Domstercool]

Disgaea! Loads of comical moments in that game, specially with the prinnys and the scenes inbetween chapters! "Dood!" that game is funny!

[DiemetriX]

Timesplitters 3.. alot of funny moments. LETS SPILTT!

[Dan Dare]

anyone played Giants? that's fuggin funny.

serious sam too. thats hilarious.

[Dan Dare]

Timesplitters 3.. alot of funny moments. LETS SPILTT!
hehe

"its time to SPLIT!"

and everyone just looks at him with that 'what the hell?' look :hehe:

[McMad]

I found it pretty funny at the beginning of the Psycho Mantis fight in Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes when he says:
"Now i'm going to read your mind! Ah i see you like playing Super Mario Sunshine! You also enjoy Super Smash Brothers! And you also play the Legend of Zelda!"
Though i wouldn't say i really did enjoy Super Mario Sunshine.

[Sarka]

I think it's in FFV when one of the characters get trpped in a cell, there's a pause and then he just says "crap". I was laughing my ass off (well.. not really)

[Roostophe]

How come no-one has mentioned the Sloprano from Conker's BFD.

"I am the great mighty poo
And I'm going to throw my sh*t at you.
A huge supply of tish come from
My chocolate starfish.
How about some scat you little tw*t."

Then there's the Liverpudlian Dung Beetles. And the two-faced cog "Oi, you tw*t, don't ever do that to me again, now f*ck off."
Plus the film parodies.

[azy]

As Retro Link put it, Zelda OOT:

Darunia doing his crazy/unexpected/inappropriate dance to the lost woods song!

[Minlack]

The dancing mask in Majora's Mask makes me laugh. Aslo Viewtiful Joe: 'The world's allready hot enough we me in it...eh.hehe'. Cheesing it to the max :D

[pedrocasilva]

for me... Tales of Phantasia, all of it, hilarious, then we have conkers bad fur day and the Great Mighty Poo boss... and then... elvis in perfect dark

[Cheapshot]

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon, it had me in stitches - especially the dancing old lady who goes "My rice balls will get you motorin'!"

[Charlie]

Otherwise, Birdy the scarecrow in Conker's Bad Fur Day - his sign that says 'Feck off crows' was probably one of the better things I've seen. And Greg the Grim Reaper. He was flippin' hillarious.

I was laughing for ages at that bit. There's another good one later on when there's a collapsed bridge with loads of signs next to it saying stuff like that.

The Great Mighty Poo is hilarious too.

[Rigger_Mortis]

Many many things from Monkey Island, Hell yeah, especially the line...
"But It's PINK!" where you had to buy a ship and the only one that was availible was a pink ship. and every line the salesmen said could be replied with the words... "But it's PINK!" (I personally Said it a lot)

Not nesseceraly a funny thing in the game itself but after seeing Legendary frog's Final Fantasy VII Random encounter training video me and my mates say: "Oh look it's a random encounter" every time when well there's a rendom encounter (P.S. go search for Legendary Frog if you have never heard of it. Loads of Zelda movies.).

I also laughed a lot when I was playing Lego StarWars. so many classic scenes done in a really funny way.

[SupaFry]

Similar to what was written before but:

Shenmue
Walk up to random person and say "I'm looking for a place where sailors hang out."

And in Shemnue 2 playing against the rapping Jamaican/Japanese guy with the terrible but hilarious music in the background.

[mario114]

Mario and luigi for the gba and paper mario; full of in games luaghs.

[Nevahom]

The best moments i think is when you play multiplayer with your mates and let the game take its course

[Zero Seven]

Duke Nukem had me laughing quite alot, playing people in multiplayer in DN was just hillerious from start to finish, plus his quotes made me laugh quite alot.

[Kurtle Squad]

Timesplitters 3.. alot of funny moments. LETS SPILTT!

"Me and my pussy are going to have a lot of fun"
"...my big WEAPON!!!...Too bad you wont be around to see it BLAST OFF"
"I like handling big weapons; In fact, I get paid for it"
"Someone's pinched me Winkles"
"Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!! Wanna be in my gaaang?!"

And Tipper dressed as a woman is funny...HAHAHA!!!

[Shino]

Like many people mensioned before here, TS3 is very funny, i loved the way Cortez interacted with him self in time paradox.
Another funny one was the begining of RE4 when your with the binoculars looking at el pueblo, danm spanish, they don't know how to talk with out saying "Mierda!".
I also laughed a lot with disgaea in the Power Ranger part, when 2 of them get killed and the red one starts screaming "BLUUUUUUEEEEE!!! YEEELLLOOOOOOOWWW!!".

The radio on gta3 was very funny, I remember one part spcifically, where a mother was talking about her kid beeing so addicted to video games that he was running around the house looking for golden coins, and when he was run over by a truck he screamed "Mommy! Mommy! Where's the reset button?!" :laughing:

A particular funny and strange thing happend to me when playing OOT on N64, I was riding Epona when suddenly Link start flashing in and out and he disappeared from the top of Epona, the horse kept going but link was nowhere, this was during the big goron sword quest, I was a bit upset :heh: