Who would you invite to dinner? Dead or alive.

[welsh_gamer]

Who would you invite to your ideal dinner party? Guests can be dead, alive, fictional or real. You can choose up to 10, and give reasons for your choices if possible.

1. Sir Winston Churchill - some great debates to be had, and he would say a brilliant after dinner speech.
2. Sir Paul McCartney - one of my favourite musicians, and I'm sure we would all sing a bit of 'Hey Jude' afterwards.
3. Darth Vader - must have someone evil present (for balance) and I don't think he can eat, so more food for everyone else!
4. Robin Williams - life and soul of the party.
5. Shigeru Miyamoto - innovative, and we could play some Wii Sports afterwards!
6. Jeremy Clarkson - 100% entertainment.
7. Jesus Christ - enough said, if he turns up that is. Plus he could just make the food appear from thin air, so no need to splash out on a cook.
8. Solitaire - sexiest Bond gir imol, as played by Jane Seymour in Live and Let Die. Would make good eye-candy if I got bored.
9. Tom Hanks - one of my favourite acotrs, and he seemed like a laugh on Jonathon Ross last week.
10. Michael Parkinson - he's meet everyone, so would have a lot of stories to tell.

[Cube]

1. Mal
2. Zoe
3. Jayne
4. River
5. Kaylee
6. Wash
7. Book
8. Simon
9. Inara
10. Niska

[BeerMonkey]

1. Bro
2. Greg
3. Phil
4. Soph
5. Rayanne
6. Cat
7. Beeza
8. Shell
9. Big dog adam
10. Tash

[Jimbob]

1. Tim Allen - A fan of his stuff, so could have a lot to talk about
2. Jackie Chan - To talk movies. More importantly his
3. Jeremy Clarkson - Car talk.
4. Tony Montana - Need a bad guy, so why not him
5. Bruce Lee - Love to see Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan as entertainment
6. Hannibal Lecter - Easy to feed
7. Chris Barrie - Same as Tim Allen.
8. Pope John Paul II - Well, a religious figure is always a party must
9. Jim Carrey - Legendary.
10. Altar - Well, he could stealth kill the food.

[Caris]

Stefkov.

10 of them of i could.

[chairdriver]

1. Bjork - the party is instantly 500 times more interesting.
2. Shirely Manson
3. Emma Frost (from The X-Men)
4. Russel Brand
5. Jo Brand
6. Lovefoxxx (from CSS)
7. Tegan Quin (from Tegan and Sara)
8. Sara Quin (from Tegan and Sara)
9. Grace Adler (from Will and Grace - the character, not Debra Messings)
10. Martina Sorbara (from Dragonette)


I love them all.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

Definitely Jim Carrey.

[conzer16]

Would love for my dad to be at dinner once again. He's dead 8 years now.

A family dinner again.

[Letty]

The whole of Diru :D

[Daft]

Mainly these 4:

Xavier de Rosnay,
Gaspard Augé
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo
Thomas Bangalter

and...

Noel Fielding
Russell Brand
Kelly Brook
Monica Bellucci
Eddie Izzard
David Bowie
Jim Carey
Kristen Kreuk

[MadDog]

Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
James May

Lots of fun :D:heh:

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

List so far;

1. Aristotle
2. Samuel Beckett
3. Terry Pratchett
4. Jesus
5. Kevin Spacey
6. Freud

[Emasher]

You all know who I'm going to put anyway so I won't bother.

[King_V]

You all know who I'm going to put anyway so I won't bother.

Pikachu, Charizard and Bulbasaur? :laughing:

[Tellyn]

1. Jack Bauer
2. Spider-Man
3. Sir Ian McKellen
4. The Doctor
5. Jessica Alba
6. Mark Williams
7. Peter Jackson
8. Shigeru Miyamoto
9. Christopher Lee
10. Will Smith

You all know who I'm going to put anyway so I won't bother.

Steve Jobs?

[LazyBoy]

1. The prophet Mohammad
2. Otto Van Bismarck
3. Bruce Lee
4. Bill Bryson
5. Hugh Laurie
6. Stephen Fry
7. Isambard Kingdom Brunel
8. Demitri Martin
9. Stephen Colbert
10. Dick Cheney

[Roostophe]

The first dinner party:

1. Jeremy Clarkson
2. Richard Hammond
3. James May
4. Jeff Buckley
5. Thom Yorke
6. The Rock
7. 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin
8. Triple H
9. Christian Bale
10. Bill Murray

The second dinner party:

1. Martin O'Neill
2. Gareth Barry
3. Olof Mellberg
4. Gabriel Agbonlahor
5. Paul McGrath
6. Dennis Mortimer
7. Peter Withe
8. Tony Morley
9. Prince William
10. Tom Hanks

[rokhed00]

Nobody famous, except maybe Cynthia Payne, just people I know.

[DCK]

Just for sheer randomness:

1. The Ninja (from Ask A Ninja)
2. Kofi Annan
3. Emma Watson
4. Ash Ketchum
5. Kanye West
6. Will Smith (why hasn't he been mentioned so far :blank:)
7. Batman
8. Oscar Wilde
9. Steve Irwin (come on :smile:)
10. Bono

That should be an awesome dinner!

[Fierce_LiNk]

I would invite:

1. Noel Gallagher - without Oasis, I wouldn't be the man I am now.
2. Jimi Hendrix - One of the coolest guys ever to have lived. :)
3. Arnold Schwarzeneggar - He's played one of best movie villains of all time, and then got to play one of the greatest movie heroes in the sequel. Very unique to do a role reverseal, but he can say he's done it, and with style. Such an immense career and a very funny guy as well.
4. Sylvester Stallone - I think this guy is under-rated. He's made some shit, but he's also made two of the greatest film icons as well: Rocky Balboa and John Rambo. How can you argue with that?
5. Ryan Giggs - Imo, the finest Welshman to have ever lived. Great footballer, and he is loyalty personified.
6. Sir Alex Ferguson - How can a man stay at the top for so long, and then keep pushing the standard? He's immense.
7. Chris Kamara (haha) - Funny as fuck guy, he would definitely have us roffling. "UNBELIEVEABLE, JEFF!"
8. James Dean Bradfield - Lead singer of the Manic Street Preachers, who are one of my favourite bands of all time. Great voice, good guitarist, and many famous lyrics throughout his life-time.
9. Brad Wilks (from RATM) - A fucking great drummer. Love this guy to pieces. For me, he is the soul behind RATM.
10. Johnny Cash - A legend, and it would just be a pleasure to sit at the same table as him.

[Cube]

On second thoughts....I'd invite the 10 most important world leaders, kill them and then take over the world.

[Oxigen_Waste]

Hmm... so we can have fictional too? Okay, so, here goes:

#10 - António Lobo Antunes. One of my favourite writers, and my favourite Portuguese person. This man is a god, as far as I'm concerned.

#9 - Dr. House and Dr. Cox (Scrubs), so I could have the most enjoyable time of my life watching those two argue their hearts out.

#8 - Stephen Hawking... wisdom personified. Plus... for lulz.

#7 - Hayao Miyazaki. Most interesting artist ever, dare I say.

#6 - Tom Waits. For being everything I one day wish I could be.

#5 - Björk. If you don't get this one, I'm not even gonna bother explaining it.

#4 - Stanley Kubrick, for being such a persistent inspiration and guiding light. The man was flawless, and I'd love to hear his wise words.

#3 - Tyler Durden from Fight Club, as portrayed by Brad Pitt. Smartest (street smart) and most cunning individual ever. Plus, he has the ultimate life philosophy.

#2 - Masami Akita AKA Merzbow. The most genious person on the planet, if you ask me. Pure brilliance.

#1 - Claire Fisher from Six Feet Under, as portrayed by Lauren Ambrose. I have a crush on her, even if she doesn't exist. Just my favourite character ever in anything. I absolutely love her, and the thought that I'll never even get the chance to co-exist near "her" makes me somewhate sad and depressed. The one I wish I could share my life with.
*massive sigh*

[Supergrunch]

#8 - Stephen Hawking... wisdom personified. Plus... for lulz.
He gave a presentation at my school (it's his old school), and a couple of people in my year ended up having dinner with him and the headmaster. I suppose if I really wanted to eat with him I could go to Caius formal hall...

[DanielTimothy]

Steve Irwin

[Sheikah]

I'd invite 10 Bom-ombs, all stood next to each other.

[AshMat]

1. Will Smith
2. Kanye West
3. Gabe Saporta
4. Nate Navaro
5. Alex Suarez
6. Victoria Asher
7. Ryland Blackington
8. Chris Rock
9. David Mitchell
10. Jimmy Carr

[Sparko]

Stephen Fry
Dave Grohl
Seth MacFarlane
Johnny Depp
Dara O Briain
David Attenborough
Tom Hanks
Will Smith
Jo Brand
Chris Rock

Generally because they're ridiculously cool, or hilarious, or both.

[rokhed00]

A cow and a butcher.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Why have nobody metioned Jeff Dunham, the ventriloquist? I'd give anything to meet him, Peanut, Walter, Achmed and of course José Jalapeño on a stick.

If those count as one person, the other nine I'd invite would probably be (in no particualr order):
- Emma Watson
- J.K. Rowling
- Keanu Reeves
- Jim Carrey
- Jackie Chan
- Shigeru Miaymoto
- Masahiro Sakurai (so I can worship him)
- Anders W. Berthelsen (a Danish acton)
- Thomas Hartmann (a Danish stand-up comedian)

[McPhee]

The girl i met tonight!


Yes, i am pissed :( Can't find my mobile or remember her name :(


This post was a lot longer but it wqas redeable to fuck all people!!

[Stefkov]

No order
1. Bruce Lee. I want to see him do some kick ass moves for real.
2. Jackie Chan.
3. Michael Gambon.
4. All 3 top Gear hosts. Clarkson, Hammond and May
5. Steven Fry
6. Alan Davies
7. Bill Bailey
8. Hugh Laurie
9. Rich Hall
10. Noel Fielding and Russell Brand at the same time.

[Iun]

I think :

Will Smith
Michael Biehn
Alan Rickman
Fish (from Marillion)
Enya
Avery Brooks
Carrie Fisher
Lisa Lougheed
Winston Churchill

[Vicar]

-William Shatner (to make him say Denny crane 100 times)
-Robin Williams (The funny guy)
-Gordon Freeman and G-man (to see if they really talk)
-Top gear crew (My dad loves them)
-Hugh Jackman (Awesome actor)
-God, Jesus and Lucifer (FTW)

[Raining_again]

i cant believe nobody has said this yet!

I would have the entire forum

[Roostophe]

i cant believe nobody has said this yet!

I would have the entire forum

I would also, but Brian Mcoy might annoy me after a little while... ::shrug:

"Mcoy brought you some Ferrero Rocher. Mcoy hopes you will pass them around after the dinner."
"Mcoy would like more chicken."
"Could Mcoy have some more peas?"
"I might have had too much red red wine!"*

(When Mcoy is pissed, Mcoy talks in first person. tr00!)

[King_V]

I would also, but Brian Mcoy might annoy me after a little while... ::shrug:

"Mcoy brought you some Ferrero Rocher. Mcoy hopes you will pass them around after the dinner."
"Mcoy would like more chicken."
"Could Mcoy have some more peas?"
"I might have had too much red red wine!"*

(When Mcoy is pissed, Mcoy talks in first person. tr00!)

Hahahahahah! Fun-nay.

[Pete]

Hmm

Billy Corgan
Jimmy Chamberlian
John Lennon
Scott Weiland
Slash
Alan Shearer
Steven Fry
Alan Davies
Jack Dee
Eddie Murphy (back when he was doing stand up)
Tyler Durden (good choice as well oxigen waste - fight club is my favourite film BTW).
and er Darth Vader (but he could be trouble with all that force choking and all lol ;) ).

[UziT]

hmm

1. Sir Alex Fergie
2. Jackie Chan
3. Chris Tucker
4. Jim Carrey
5. Tupac Shakur
6. Shawn Michaels
7. The Rock
8. Denzel Washington (Training Day Alonzo :D)
9. Chris Rock
10. Mel Gibson

and Lee Evans if someone decides not to come! :P

[Svt4Him]

Jesus
Chuck Norris- just to see if he wears his own jeans
Princess Di
Abraham Lincoln
Adam and Eve
King Solomon & his dad David
My grandpa
Eminem

[weeyellowbloke]

1. Dead or Alive, they could entertain me with "You spin me right round" although Pete Burns would scare me after a while.
2. Bill Bailey.
3. Stephen Hawking (reckon he might get along well with Bill).
3. Jesus (out of curiousity, plus interesting conversation would occur I expect between the him and the physicist).
4. The Buddha (again interesting conversation)
5. Lloyd-George and Asquith (hilarious political double act, loved them both since studying them at A-Levels)
6. Genghis Khan (another historical figure I've loved for a long time)
7. The Dude (from the Big Lebowski)
8. Jackie Chan (total legend)
9. Chris Kamara (completely agree with Fierce, just his face alone has me in stitches)