If you opened up a shop, What would it sell? and What would you call it?

[Coolness Bears]

Ok! If i opened up a shop, it would be a shop that sells:

A Variety of Whimsical Hats Increasing In Size and Hilarity!!! :laughing:

That would also be the name of my shop and the name would take up a whole Row and would be in massive Golden sparkly writing! :)

I would need a vast amount of space as i would sell every hat imaginable and unimaginable to man! :o

You would be greeted at the door by two Typically british Gentlemen wearing Oversized Tophats!
They are brothers they are both called Asquith and bow as you enter the shop wishing you an enjoyable stay!

As soon as you enter the shop you are overwhelmed just by the abundance of hats in the store as it's row by row of unspoiled hats for all ocassions and festivities in the order of increasing size and Hilarity! :yay:

A Giant Sombreo being the most hilarious you can buy! :awesome:

Well that's my crazy shop idea! i got a bit carried away! :heh:

*coughs* so,

If you opened up a shop, What would it sell? and What would you call it?

and what a bit more describing the shop if you want! : peace:

[Daft]

I'd open up a shop called "Daft Advice"

...and it would sell books and music that I found awesome and wanted to share/sell to the world!!

[My Buttons are Magic!]

it would be,... A SHOE SHOP
duh
anyone see that one coming?

id get to pick and design and make my own shoes :D
and then id open more shops and have a shoe empire :O

[Tellyn]

You would be greeted at the door by two Typically british Gentlemen wearing Oversized Tophats!
They are brothers they are both called Asquith and bow as you enter the shop wishing you an enjoyable stay!

http://britishexpats.com/blogs/uploads/l/Lord%20Lionheart/1470.jpg

:heh:

I haven't thought about that, I think I'd sell chocolate. It would be awesome being in charge of your own chocolate shop. :D

[Roostophe]

I love the smell of freshly-cooked bread. Sausage Rolls are awesome, doughnuts are the thing of heaven. And shops like Greggs smell so nice, I would love to work in a shop that smells like that.

Therefore I'd open up a bakery named Ross' Rolls

And why not? :grin:

[gaggle64]

Cock Gobblers - A poultry and meats delicatessen selling poultry and fine meats and cheeses from around the world. I'd also have a snack bar in store, for my own sampling if nothing else. Yes, yes, I thought of the name first.

[Coolness Bears]

http://britishexpats.com/blogs/uploads/l/Lord%20Lionheart/1470.jpg

:heh:

I haven't thought about that, I think I'd sell chocolate. It would be awesome being in charge of your own chocolate shop. :D

LOL! :)

but no Tophats = Fail! :heh:

My Men are even more English than that i'm talking Victorian style!!! with Pipes and long coats, monicles and a cane :D

[Strider]

I'd open a medieval theme pub/resturant (That counts as shop ish?) I'd call it the Silverbrook Tavern and i'd have big metal tankards, big oak tables and wooden barrels stacked high full of beer, Oh it has to have a dark atmosphere.

[thirtynine.]

A skate shop. It wouldnt have a name so people know how avant gaurde and cool i am.

[Roostophe]

Villan's Vaginas

It's just a name at the moment, give me 'til tomorrow to think about what we would sell...

[Emasher]

I would open up an electronics store.

It would sell Nintendo games systems and accessories plus iPods and various computer peripherals.

No idea about the name though.

[AshMat]

Sampson and Son's Slaves

'cept we'd be set in the slave times, or Egyptian times! Selling thousands of slaves for Pyramid building!

[triforce_keeper]

WoW


It will sell crazy gift ideas, crazy home decore,and bottled water :)

[Supergrunch]

I'd probably sell books... as for a name, how about:

Grunch's WORDS OF INTEREST

[Jordan]

JORDAN'S HOUSE OF COCK!!

I'd sell chicken related products and accessories.

[gaggle64]

Later, I shall extrend my meat empire with a series of fast food stands selling large American style meat snacks and take away lunches, with every meal priced £1 each. I call it: Gaggle's Foot Long Pounder

[Chuck]

Caris says hell call his Caris's currys and will sell pizzas to piss people off

[AshMat]

JORDAN'S HOUSE OF COCK!!

I'd sell chicken related products and accessories.

I burst out laughing at that one.

[Bluejay]

I burst out laughing at that one.

But Gaggle did the joke first and in a far more clever way. Some people, usually the best posters, just get ignored on here.

That or people like giant red text? I like small text.



Anyways, I would open a shop called 'The Emporium of Woe.' I guess it would be joke shop or a comedy venue or something to that effect.

[AshMat]

I noticed the giant red text :p i basically skipped all the posts and went to make my own.

[Bluejay]

I noticed the giant red text :p i basically skipped all the posts and went to make my own.

lols.

Basically, giant red text = internet success.

[fex]

I would own a shop that sold hot women, not like a brothel. this shits for life, and not thai brides. Just women, who don't answer back or have some twisted way of thinking.

I can't think of a name

(Sorry if theres any females reading, you may open up the male shop next door)
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[AshMat]

Stepford Wives Store?

[Kirkatronics]

Terrys big and tall man shop
(associated with stewies's big and tall mans shop)
http://soccerlens.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/stewie-family-guy.jpg

[fex]

Stepford Wives Store?

Perfect! Thanks Man!
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[Emasher]

But Gaggle did the joke first and in a far more clever way. Some people, usually the best posters, just get ignored on here.

That or people like giant red text? I like small text.



Anyways, I would open a shop called 'The Emporium of Woe.' I guess it would be joke shop or a comedy venue or something to that effect.

Jordan also arranged the words better.

[Hellfire]

I was going to say McCock and that I would sell chicken, but Jordan beat me to it..

[Bluejay]

Jordan also arranged the words better.

I much rather shop in Cock Gobblers than the House of Cock.


Oh god, typing that feels so wrong.

[Jordan]

To be honest, i skipped through the thread before posting and must have missed Gaggles'.

However, after reading Gaggles' i'd have to say that his is far superior to my obvious 'comedy'.

[gaggle64]

We ought to team up, then once Jordan's House of Cock Gobblers is a massive success, we'll take your fine business acumen and my marketing skills and start an online technology store together, offering affordable memory solutions: RAM Boys

[Eenuh]

I'd open up an art store, selling all kinds of art supplies. Would give me a nice way to always have paint and paper at hand for myself as well. =P

Plus it would also be a nice place to show my own stuff; have some of my paintings/drawings displayed around the shop. =D

Wouldn't know what to call it though...

[weeyellowbloke]

I'd open up an art store, selling all kinds of art supplies. Would give me a nice way to always have paint and paper at hand for myself as well. =P

Plus it would also be a nice place to show my own stuff; have some of my paintings/drawings displayed around the shop. =D

Wouldn't know what to call it though...

Got to be some form of awful pun.
It Paint Art Pot Mum?
Sketcher in the Rye?
Etch Ado About Nothing?
I don't know why I've gone for literary puns, maybe you could combine it with a bookshop?

I'd probably have some form of music shop/small gig venue. I'd call it something like Jive and Kicking or maybe Sounds of Note.

[DomJcg]

I'd open up a shop that sells all sorts of shops

[Jordan]

I'd open up an art store, selling all kinds of art supplies. Would give me a nice way to always have paint and paper at hand for myself as well. =P

Plus it would also be a nice place to show my own stuff; have some of my paintings/drawings displayed around the shop. =D

Wouldn't know what to call it though...

Eneuh's house of cock? ;)

We ought to team up, then once Jordan's House of Cock Gobblers is a massive success, we'll take your fine business acumen and my marketing skills and start an online technology store together, offering affordable memory solutions: RAM Boys

YES.
YES.

[Letty]

I would have a shop which sold clothes that resemble animals, but not on purpose.

I would call it: 'Clothes that resemble animals, but not intentionally'

[Ellmeister]

I would open a pizza store with Coolness, and we would make the most bizarre yet awesome pizzas.

Particularly, the Chocolate Pizza!

It would be called, erm. Coolness you need to think of a name :p

[EchoDesiato]

Hot Dickings

Hot Dickings

[Supergrunch]

I would open a pizza store with Coolness, and we would make the most bizarre yet awesome pizzas.

Particularly, the Chocolate Pizza!

It would be called, erm. Coolness you need to think of a name :p
Someone I know sent me a genuine picture of a chocolate pizza he found in New York... pity the site he posted it on is dead now, or I'd post it here.

[weeyellowbloke]

I would open a pizza store with Coolness, and we would make the most bizarre yet awesome pizzas.

Particularly, the Chocolate Pizza!

It would be called, erm. Coolness you need to think of a name :p

Slice of Heaven?
Pizza piss?

[mr-paul]

I would open a pizza store with Coolness, and we would make the most bizarre yet awesome pizzas.

Particularly, the Chocolate Pizza!

It would be called, erm. Coolness you need to think of a name :p

I had a chocolate pizza in Portugal a couple of years ago. Best Pizza Evar.

[Coolness Bears]

I would open a pizza store with Coolness, and we would make the most bizarre yet awesome pizzas.

Particularly, the Chocolate Pizza!

It would be called, erm. Coolness you need to think of a name :p

Looks like we have some competition in the Chocolate Pizza Department Ellmesiter! even those ours are the most delicious! :awesome: :heh:

We will have to expand our market and call it The Land of Unusual Tastes and fuse together the most unlikely combinations of food! :grin:

[Ellmeister]

Sounds good!

When we open our shop, we will be expecting everyone to visit :D

[weeyellowbloke]

Sounds good!

When we open our shop, we will be expecting everyone to visit :D

I'll have a marzipan hotdog please with chedder dipped in honey on the side.

[Coolness Bears]

I'll have a marzipan hotdog please with chedder dipped in honey on the side.

No problem Sir! :D Would you like fries (wrapped in Liquorice) with that? :heh:

[weeyellowbloke]

No problem Sir! :D Would you like fries (wrapped in Liquorice) with that? :heh:

Mmmmm, liquorice fries definately need some of them..... but with sherbet rather than salt.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

I think I'd open a candy store, but only dealing in very high quality goods like fine chocolate, marzipan, nougat and such. Not as funny as the other ideas, but that's the kind of store I'd like to own. :)

We can still make the name funny and suggestive, though:

Oral Pleasure - Where we satisfy your deepest desires in taste

[gaggle64]

Dirt Road Ploughers - We retail farm and construction machinery and vehicles.

[Coolness Bears]

Gaggle you are pure gold! :bowdown:

[Chris the great]

I'd open a shop that sold swords, daggers, maces, armour helmets and the like. and books on them. its very hard to find decent books on swords.

[Bluejay]

Dirt Road Ploughers - We retail farm and construction machinery and vehicles.

Hahaha. They get better each time.

Taking innuendo based shop names to a whole new level on awesomeness.

Hot Dickings

Hot Dickings

Does Dr Tran run it?

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

I'd open a shop that sold swords, daggers, maces, armour helmets and the like. and books on them. its very hard to find decent books on swords.

I'd soon be your number one customer! Be sure to have a whole department of katanas!

[EchoDesiato]

Does Dr Tran run it?

He gives the Hot Dickings.

[Apple_NdiB]

I'd open a shop called "Rogers' and Sons Poultry", people would walk in and promptly get raped by six black men.

[gaggle64]

Pipe Stuffers - Newsagent and tobaccos specialist.

It can go next to my sandwich shop - Bun Spreaders

[Dyson]

I want cake :(

[The fish]

The Quik-Slim Shop

Sells food as being good for weight loss, and everything has a secret key ingredient in...

It's called lard.

[Shorty]

I would have a store called Eat My Lovely Buns which sells all kinds of yummy bread and cakes and rolls and sweets and those french sticks that you get at Greggs.

I want cake :(
You can't, it's a lie.

[Jordan]

You can't, it's a lie.

I saw that coming from several miles off.

[Shorty]

Someone had to do it.