Cliff Richard

[ReZourceman]

So what do you think?>

[Slaggis]

I loathe him. Every christmas there's a song about Jesus or some other crap. Bugs the hell out of me. Quit already!

[Fierce_LiNk]

Richard of Cliff is Hitler reborn. But, worse.

Hitler with SINGING.

[Daniel]

The Young Ones has made me hate him

[James]

Its Cliff Richard not Richards.

I hate him and think hes a class A cock.


But my mum and grandma and any woman over like 50 seem to love him.

[welsh_gamer]

He's ok, not that I have any of his CD's. We need someone to entertain grandma every Christmas.

[The fish]

Richard of Cliff is Hitler reborn. But, worse.

Hitler with SINGING.

That is roughly the most awesome description of the man ever.
:D

[Charlie]

I loathe him. Every christmas there's a song about Jesus or some other crap. Bugs the hell out of me. Quit already!

Jesus at Christmas time? What's next?


I quite like him and his music actually. Wouldn't go out and buy a CD though.

[Slaggis]

Jesus at Christmas time? What's next?


I quite like him and his music actually. Wouldn't go out and buy a CD though.

It's the fact he doesn't seem to do anything else. He just appears from nowhere at christmas and starts singing some religious nonsense in a music video where he does all these stange hand movements.

[ReZourceman]

I quite like him and his music actually.

EPIC PHAIL!

[James]

I quite like him and his music actually.

Just die. Now.

[triforce_keeper]

Cockmuncher (Y)

[blender]

i saw him loiove with my mum 2 years ago. shame he dont do NEC tennis anymore

[Daft]

I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater than listen to him.

[Chuck]

Your such a Cliff Cliff

[Roostophe]

He is a complete knob. He has the sort of face that I would get a hard-on from from whacking with a wooden cricket bat. :heh:

[Jordan]

I'd rather rip off my own cock than listen to the shit that spurts from his annoying mouth.

[AshMat]

Cockmuncher (Y)

says you ;)

[Charlie]

Cockmuncher (Y)

You wish, you wish. ;)


Happy Birthday btw!

[killthenet]

"Wired For Sound" is one of the greatest pop songs ever made. Otherwise Cliff is a bit rubs. He should have carried on with Wire influenced stuff instead of going to great length to be Christmas number one.

[mcj metroid]

What was the song where he sings "we must forgive those"while having pctures of the nazis in the background?

yes cock

[AshMat]

You wish, you wish. ;)


Happy Birthday btw!

Aw damn, better than mine.

[martinist]

I'd rather molest 300 babies than listen to his crap

[AshMat]

I'd molest 300 babies anyway.

[blender]

he was on strictly come dancing...50 years in the biz

[darksnowman]

Indifferent.

I know no ones perfect, but earlier this year I saw him on Gordon Ramsey, and after the obligatory bit of small talk old Gordon asked him to swear for him, and he did. As I said, no ones perfect by any means, but someone like Cliff shoulda atleast been able to remain strong in his beliefs when on TV.

[Scarf Face]

Cliff Richard

Is Indeed

a Pleb

[blender]

I think we also feel a snip of sadness now that cliffy has anounced he wont be doing a christmas record. time for sadness

[Bob07]

I think we also feel a snip of sadness now that cliffy has anounced he wont be doing a christmas record. time for sadness

More like time to celebrate like you've never celebrated before.

[BlueStar]

I've got a book of his "You, Me and Jesus By Cliff Richard" which I got for 50p from a charity shop. Every now and again through the book there are cartoons. Every time there's an athiest, they're always drawn as a punk with mohawk and a safety pins through their nose who does nothing but swear, kick over bins and throw beer bottles at grannies.

[Jimbob]

Cliff Richard is one of the most overrated singers ever. He only ever released a new album near Christmas these days.

[Shorty]

I'm not a big fan, but...I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater than listen to him.I'd rather rip off my own cock than listen to the shit that spurts from his annoying mouth.Now that's just downright silly. Why so quick to sacrifice your penors? Suspicious....

[gaggle64]

I dunno. I'm not exactly a fan, got nothing against him either.

[ReZourceman]

I read what Daft posted, as he would have a group masturbation....with a cheese grater. Dont know how a cheese grater masturbates though.

Edit;/

Incidentally the correct answer is "Cock"

Congratulations to anyone who got it right.

[Wesley]

He's avoidable. We should just be thankful of that.