Picture caption game

[MoogleViper]

I'll post a picture and you people have to post funny captions. I'll pick the funniest and then they post a picture etc.

Please don't post photoshopped pictures.

Here goes:

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/mitc/mitc_shot1l.jpg

I'll post a caption to start you off.
"Oh no the wall stole my outfit!"

I'm sure you guys can do better. Off you go.

League scores:

Rezourceman: 2
MoogleViper: 2
ipaul: 2
Stef: 1
The Villan: 1
Eevilmurray: 1

Daniel: 1

[DomJcg]

"My hands stuck in my Hair"

[Stefkov]

'No dad, pull your pants back up!'

[Slaggis]

"Won't somebody think of the children!" (Fine, I stole it, but still :) )

[BeerMonkey]

WHY did they have to fire jeff!!

[Zell]

The boyfriend looked back and remarked: "When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV." shamelessly stolen

[Ramar]

"Rez, put your clothes back on!"

[Ellmeister]

"What was I thinking??!?! This dress so doesn't go with my hair!"

I'm sorry :(

[The Bard]

"No daddy, it's too big"

Edit: Damn you Stef...o_0

[BeerMonkey]

*out of caption mode*

seriously now what the fuck is she wearing?!?? any girl wearing that would cry

[Kirkatronics]

im pregnant.. HOW?

[thirtynine.]

Someone has cut a hole in the back of this door and is poking me with there cock through said hole.

[MoogleViper]

Ok I'm off so I'll pick the winner...

...Stefkov!!!

Your turn to post a picture.

[Bluejay]

I don't care if its over as I need to ask this.

Why does her shadow form the shape of an obese mexican in a sombrero? Or maybe that is what has scared her so? Hmmm.

[Slaggis]

Why does her shadow form the shape of an obese mexican in a sombrero? Or maybe that is what has scared her so? Hmmm.

Thats exactly what I thought, But I didn't want to say incase people thought I was crazy. (I also thought it was an obese monkey wearing a sombrero, with what looks like a little gun).

[Coolness Bears]

"Ahhh! there is an obese Mexican Monkey in me and he is trying to escape" :heh:

[Jonnas]

I don't care if its over as I need to ask this.

Why does her shadow form the shape of an obese mexican in a sombrero? Or maybe that is what has scared her so? Hmmm.

It's this guy, obviously:

http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/amingo.gif

Who wouldn't be scared by a fat cactus?:heh:

[Stefkov]

oh so I post a pic?
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6189/dn33aw7.jpg
Go on then.

[Coolness Bears]

"ARRGGGGGGGGGH!!!! THEY'RE OUT OF APPLES!!!!!"

[conzer16]

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!??????

[Roostophe]

"Order some fucking Pretzel Flipz right now!"

[Razz]

"Little did Cher know, the local One-stop wasn't her latest venue."

[chairdriver]

Dale Winton on a bad day.

[Calza]

Didn't you mean to say on a good day?

[martinist]

"WARNING: shoplifters may suffer sudden cardiac arrest"

[DomJcg]

WHERE ARE THE CHEERIOS????

lol at the death note pic :)

[Ramar]

This isn't the make-up aisle!!

[Stefkov]

Whoop was watching Heroes.
Anyway, it would have gone to chairdriver if you said a good day but ..

The Villan made me laugh. Go.

[Roostophe]

Fuck. Can't find any good pics...

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2203/flyingdogwz9.jpg

I'll be back tomorrow...

[Stefkov]

That's a spicy meataball.

meh

Oh I so want to change it to something but it's mighty long and won't suit it as much as I want.

[Ramar]

FBI Agents recently made several arrests at Walt Disney studios. An official statement released claimed Disney had deceived viewers to believe Dumbo was an elephant, when he was actually a dog.

[Oxigen_Waste]

To infinity, and beyond!

[conzer16]

What is the difference between a fly and a dog?
A dog can fly but a fly can't dog!


...wait a minute...




:p

[Emasher]

OMG it's raining cats and dogs!!!!!!!!

[The fish]

"After many wasted hours of attempted practice at 'fetch', Rover's owner took matters into his own hands..."

[Stefkov]

'Now on sale, the giant inflatable dog. Satisfying old retarded men across the country.'

[Oxigen_Waste]

"LOOK, IT'S GRANDMA! SHE CAN FLY!"

[McPhee]

Did you ever see an dog fly? I've seen a horse fly. I've seen a dragon fly. I've even seen a house fly. But i don't recall ever seeing no Dog Fly!

(ok, i stole inspiration from Dumbo, just wish i could remember the actual quotes)

[Marshmellow]

And stay out!

[AshMat]

"TAKE DOG, ASSHOLE!"

[ReZourceman]

Phillip Smith was disqualified from the frisbee throwing championships, when it came to light his frisbee was a dog.

[Jimbob]

"When i said play fetch, i didn't think you meant me"

[martinist]

"go my pretty, bring me the girl in the ruby slippers"!

[EEVILMURRAY]

"How dare you shit blue on my top you Sunnovabitch!"

[AeroScap]

Shit! Maa!!! Fetch the stick!
I dropped the dog into anti-gravity room again !!

[Mundi]

"You are a dog! You are not supposed to be flying!"

[Stefkov]

'Ha, ha. My thumb will fit up that hole'

[BeerMonkey]

that guy is staring at the dogs arse

[ReZourceman]

American citizen invents dog trampoline.

[Tellyn]

"FETCH THIS, BITCH!"

[Ellmeister]

Oit you stupid dog! Its my turn on the fecking trampoline! I don't care if you can do a somersault its my fucking go!!

[ReZourceman]

American citizen invents dog chandelier.

[conzer16]

Kentucky Flied Dog!

[Roostophe]

Some good captions. But I'm picking EEVILMURRAY as teh winner.

[Konfucius]

It seems we've encountered the same problem that happened to this game before (I think two times on this forum actually).
The winner doesn't post a picture soon enough, so it drops to page two and people forget about it. :(

[Oxigen_Waste]

Well then, let's revive it, Murray won't come anyway:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/89/34/23453489.jpg

[ReZourceman]

Terrance was chuffed. His Rohypnol was working perfectly.

[Daniel]

Your right, it does almost feel like im gay

[Konfucius]

"Don't worry, it only hurts the first time... then you'll get used to it"

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

"... are you sure you're a qualified brain surgeon?"
"yeah, sure, all I have to do is grab the back of your head here and yank it upwards, and I'll be in!"

[mcj metroid]

"IT's A TRAP!"

[EEVILMURRAY]

Some good captions. But I'm picking EEVILMURRAY as teh winner.
I would've done as well.
It seems we've encountered the same problem that happened to this game before (I think two times on this forum actually).
The winner doesn't post a picture soon enough, so it drops to page two and people forget about it. :(
I forgot I actually submitted something, that or I thought it had moved on.
Well then, let's revive it, Murray won't come anyway
Yeah a reminder wouldn't have gone amiss, would it.

[chairdriver]

One of life's lessons:

Never trust a guy with a dodgy haircut.

[Kirkatronics]

oh so I post a pic?
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6189/dn33aw7.jpg
Go on then.
OMFG! CREAM CRACKERS!

[BeerMonkey]

whats that poking into the back of my head

[MoogleViper]

"You are getting very sleepy... when you awake you will have no recollection of our sexual intercourse."

[ipaul]

Maybe if I just hold him like this untill it's dark no one will notice he's dead.

[Stefkov]

If I put my hand here, then my other hand over your chin...and....spin.
'crack'
Pure death.

[Ellmeister]

When I look into your eye i see the mo....

DUDE! That is so gay stop that.

[MoogleViper]

"Oh yeah that's the spot."

Ok O2 waste I think this one has run it's course. Pick the winner please.

[Oxigen_Waste]

I would've done as well.

I forgot I actually submitted something, that or I thought it had moved on.

Yeah a reminder wouldn't have gone amiss, would it.

I think murray should pick, since it was his turn and he is here, after all. :heh:

[AshMat]

"Yes dad, of course i'll finger your anus"

[EEVILMURRAY]

I'm going to have to go with ReZourceman here.

[Oxigen_Waste]

I'm going to have to go with ReZourceman here.

Eheh, Was gonna choose him too. :heh:

[ReZourceman]

Heh, cheers.

http://www.ageconcernkingston.org/images/3peoplelaughing_000.jpg

[EchoDesiato]

The giggles + Alzheimer's = Endless fun

[Mr_Odwin]

What happens when ex-nazis get together and talk about the extermination camps in the good ole' days.

[MoogleViper]

Fred and George were delighted when Betty agreed to a threesome.

[EEVILMURRAY]

"A black dude wearing a white shirt? How extreme!"

[welsh_gamer]

"Mwahahahaha! They shall never suspect us for killing Madeline McCann"

[weeyellowbloke]

At last the viagra and hash cakes were taking an effect, now the party could really begin.

[Stefkov]

'So did anyone see me star in lemonparty?'

[Ellmeister]

'So did anyone see me star in lemonparty?'

please let that be the winner. That is awesome :p

[Letty]

We all look silly. Lol!

[Daniel]

ooo your right, when you put your finger there it does feel nice

[Ellmeister]

"Hahaha he said number 2."

[Konfucius]

"Wesker, you've really become senile!"

[ReZourceman]

(Do I pick the winnar?)

[Stefkov]

Whoever posts the picture should pick the winner. So yes.

You.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

http://www.ageconcernkingston.org/images/3peoplelaughing_000.jpg

"HEH HEH"

"HEH HEH HEH"

"HEH HEH HEHEHEH HEH"

[ReZourceman]

Was very close between Moogle, Billio...;) (EEVIL) and Stef for this one, but gotta go with

Moogle!

[MoogleViper]

YAY!!!

Next pic:

http://writerscolumn.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/rabbit-hamster-cat-dog.jpg

PS: I've added a league table on the first post.

[ReZourceman]

Down on the farm, the Ku Klux Kuddlies plotted how to deal with the arrival of the rotweiler dog.

[Daniel]

mouse : soon the world will be MINE!

[Stefkov]

Rabbit: Look at that sexy horse over there.
Mouse: I'd hit that.
Cat: wtf Jimmy
Dog: Yeah I see that horse. Fine piece of kit that.

[Ellmeister]

CAT: jesus christ rabbit did you just shit that thing out??


My mind has gone blank and failed to come p with anything good. Dam you moogle.

[Konfucius]

Cat: "Ok Mouse I don't know how you managed to paint the dog's and rabbit's ears black but I promise if you do this to me the consequences will be quite 'delicate'."

[MoogleViper]

It's interesting that most of you are clueless when it comes to rodents.

"The Rabbit and Cat had their suspicions about who had glued the Dog's eyes shut."

(Yeah I captioned my own picture, so what? Big whoop, wanna fight about it?)

[Slaggis]

It's interesting that most of you are clueless when it comes to rodents.

It's a hamster isn't it? (Or am I completely wrong? :heh: )

[MoogleViper]

It's a hamster isn't it? (I am I completely wrong? :heh: )

You are correct.

[Konfucius]

It's a hamster isn't it? (Or am I completely wrong? :heh: )

Nahh, that is clearly a rabbit :D


edit: ok who am I to joke here, I also thought it was a mouse.

[Solo]

The hamster put his hands together in prayer once he realised a fully fledged gang bang was on the cards, and not in his favour..

[MoogleViper]

I think I chose a rubbish picture. Anyway the winner is...

Rezourceman.

[ReZourceman]

Whoop! New picture.

http://www.tacketmusic.com/myspace/pics/canada/winni1.jpg

[Stefkov]

The cameraman was baffled as to how he fell up the stairs in that position.

[MoogleViper]

"I told you we shouldn't have sex at the top of the stairs."

[mr_bogus]

That'll teach ya to give Kane & Lynch bad reviews.

[ReZourceman]

Hahah, good one.

[ipaul]

That is confusing as to whether he is up or down the stairs...=/

~Harry had decided that the stairs was an impractical place to practice his yoga.

[MoogleViper]

Jeff found walking down stairs incredibly slow and tedious so he thought he'd take a short cut.

[rokhed00]

Wrong end of the stairs matey.

[Stefkov]

Jeff wasn't laughing anymore after his backflip went horribly wrong.

[Daniel]

"ive told you already, im (hiccup) not drun.... "

[MoogleViper]

Jeff decided that he didn't like playing the sport Extreme Staircase Surfing.

[conzer16]

Damn this bionic leg...

[ReZourceman]

Hahah, great ones this time. :yay:

[MoogleViper]

Walking without wheelchair attempt #7: Failed.

[Stefkov]

The Unibond No More Nails smeared all over his body worked a treat.

[EEVILMURRAY]

The force of Leroy's ejaculation propelled him down the stairs [trousers are proof]

[MoogleViper]

Jeff was annoyed when he failed to walk on the ceiling using toilet plungers. He would be writing an angry letter Hannah Barbera.

[Slaggis]

The force of Leroy's ejaculation propelled him down the stairs [trousers are proof]

This one has to win, surely! I lold very much.:yay:

[MoogleViper]

When Dave told Jeff he needed to get a new perspective on life this wasn't what he meant.

[Konfucius]

After a failed attempt to run along the wall he finally believe that he's not living in the Matrix.

[ReZourceman]

|Im leaving this for tomorrow, we're getting lots of good ones for this picture"! : peace:

[Solo]

That is confusing as to whether he is up or down the stairs...=/

~Harry had decided that the stairs was an impractical place to practice his yoga.

Well if he was up the stairs then those bricks on the right were laid in an odd fashion.

[ipaul]

Ah yes thank you.

- 'That will teach you to piss a Jedi off!'

[ReZourceman]

Gotta be Moogle as the winnar for this one! :)

[EEVILMURRAY]

Which one? And don't say "the one with Jeff in", since he was in 90% of them.

[ReZourceman]

I took the fact that he did lots of funny ones....were we supposed to base it on just one?

If so, then the one with Jeff in.

[MoogleViper]

Which one? And don't say "the one with Jeff in", since he was in 90% of them.

I liked the name Jeff. And it doesn't have to be based on just one caption, it can be the overall effort.

Next picture:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1253/1331120375_8d80514a18.jpg

[Jordan]

For the second coming of Hitler to begin, the recruits were forced to get their legs as high as physically and humanly possible in unison. Only then would Hilter be resurrected.

[ReZourceman]

The troops were examining who would be the best recruit to perform the infamous splits in their end of year dance.





Jeff immediately regretted his decision to infiltrate the army, whilst he was being prepared for the outdoor mass orgy.

[ipaul]

After much training, Guile was now almost ready with the second version of his Sonic Boom.

While the other troops were distracted by frozen bodies, Giles discovered he could almost suck himself off.

[MoogleViper]

Jeff immediately regretted his decision to infiltrate the army, whilst he was being prepared for the outdoor mass orgy.

Jeff strikes again.

[ReZourceman]

(Yeah, lol. On purpose - running theme)

[Stefkov]

Forcable measures had to be taken for the monthly anal exam.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Basil Fawlty given a dishonourable discharge.

I took the fact that he did lots of funny ones....were we supposed to base it on just one?
I thought that was the point, the funniest caption wins :s
If so, then the one with Jeff in.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I liked the name Jeff. And it doesn't have to be based on just one caption, it can be the overall effort.
I'll be back later with 10 more.

[MoogleViper]

Basil Fawlty given a dishonourable discharge.


I thought that was the point, the funniest caption wins :s

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'll be back later with 10 more.

It's up to the caption master. They can choose it on one caption or an overall effort. If you want to keep saying lots of captions then you will just piss people off. And don't worry using Jeff won't affect my decision.

[ipaul]

The 3 officers really wish they had payed attention to the sign 'wet cement'.

[Oxigen_Waste]

And that's the way Jeff lost his cherry. : peace:

[BeerMonkey]

Look doesnt that guy in the background bending over (lets call him jeff) look like hes coming out of that guys trousers

[MoogleViper]

Look doesnt that guy in the background bending over (lets call him jeff) look like hes coming out of that guys trousers

Jeff? Don't be stupid. Jeff is clearly the guy with his legs split apart.

[EEVILMURRAY]

The jewish queer Jeff was quickly sniffed out of the Nazi ranks.

[Stefkov]

The onlookers were astounded as to how many guns he could fit up there.

[BeerMonkey]

Jeff? Don't be stupid. Jeff is clearly the guy with his legs split apart.

ok then jeff 2 or jeff the second

[Konfucius]

He didn't know what to expect when he was sentenced to corporal punishment... until he got to know the gay Corporal.


"Hitler says: girls spread your legs, Germany needs Soldiers... and you look female enough to me"

[ipaul]

All of them agreed, Jeffs wooden leg had been fitted too tightly.

[AshMat]

"Well let's take a look at your rectal tract Private"

[ipaul]

The filming for Saving Ryans Privates had been going well.

[Shino]

The soldier had stepped the line, he knew there was nothing he could to escape the traditional "punch to the soldier's gonads" punishment.

[martinist]

"If you can't kill it, be prepared to run really fast!"

[Stefkov]

The testing of male pregnancy was a complete success.
The only hurdle now was thining of how to get it out.

[MoogleViper]

ipaul is the winner. Rez came a close second. Good efforts all round.

[ipaul]

Yays I won another! :D Thanks Moogle.

Don't know how good this image is but -

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/19sharkDM_468x591.jpg

[Shino]

The Shark song:

"I'm a Shark! I'm a Shark! Suck my dick! I'm a Shaaaaark!!"

/b/tard joke

[Stefkov]

To the surprise of the shark, the anal probe wasn't just a 'small prick' like they told him.

[Emasher]

Shark Philosophy: The longer you wait, the more people will fall in.

[Dan Dare]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! don'tbiteityoupsycho! ARRRGGGHH!

[Stefkov]

'RAWR'

.

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

New! Aquatic Fleshlight for Masochists! In stores now.

[Daniel]

woooaaaaaaaaaaa we're half way there!

[MoogleViper]

A new scientific study shows that Sharks also develop haemorroids.

[ipaul]

Congrats Daniel you have won. Very few entries here.

[MoogleViper]

League scores:

Rezourceman: 2
MoogleViper: 2
Stef: 1
The Villan: 1
Eevilmurray: 1
ipaul: 1
Daniel: 1

The current league table.

[Daniel]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1664/dsc00244wp6.jpg

[Iun]

"Dude... this is such a sausage fest. Wanna make out?"

[Stefkov]

They camped out all night waiting to buy Spice Girl tickets.

[Esequiel]

For the shark:

"Theres ALWAYS time for lube!"

The guys one:

"The game of the pass the invisible parcel was going well"

[Aalborg]

The reunion tour of the Spice Girls was going well.. here they are seen backstage without costume or makeup

[MoogleViper]

(Guy with straw hat) "Wow it feels like there's a ball of air in between my hands."

[ipaul]

- Eventually they hoped to have enough cans to build themselves a tent.

- The front line, 1914.

[MoogleViper]

"C'mon guys if we pitch some tents, get lots of empty bear cans, put a tag round our neck and wear shorts, t-shirts and sunglasses it'll look like we are at a music festival."

[ipaul]

The Bush administration vacation, 2007.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Moogle [second on left] shows how well he is after his accident by attempting to clap, then realises his other hand doesn't work.

[ipaul]

To get it out of the way, guy in straw hat - I swear my cock is THIS big.

[MoogleViper]

Moogle [second on left] shows how well he is after his accident by attempting to clap, then realises his other hand doesn't work.

I'm actually the guy with the straw hat. And that's as far as my hands will go.

[Marshmellow]

*Somebody walks by*

"Americans"

*Walks away*

[BeerMonkey]

*cup with smiley face* - oooooo so close to the pizza now all i got to do is wait for them to leave and ill be a happy little cup tonight

[EEVILMURRAY]

I'm actually the guy with the straw hat. And that's as far as my hands will go.
Not any more.

[Stefkov]

Little did they know, that ferris wheel was coming for them.

[Daniel]

i-pauls the winner :)

Front line 1914 :P

[ipaul]

:yay: Yeah! Alright then new picture....

Hope this does the job but someone tell me if this image is crap, I will change it =P
http://www.oklahomapoison.org/about/images/Scott1.JPG

[welsh_gamer]

Policeofficer : May we check your hardrive for pornography?

Tech-geek : Porn? Me? Never!

-------

What a huge telephone. What a shame he has no friends to put an all those speed-dial key's.

-------

[ipaul]

Thats exactly the sort of gag I was expecting when I saw that pic :laughing:

[Stefkov]

What you don't see are that his pants are off and his taskbar is littered with IE windows.

[Konfucius]

What George didn't know, was that he could speed up his calculation by about 2000% if he'd use a mouse instead of a TV-Remote.

[MoogleViper]

"No boss I wasn't doing anything wrong. What do you mean my cheeks are going red?"

[Daniel]

*in his head* Why do they insist on taking my picture, if they only knew i am currently plotting their demise while they prance about with their silly camera! I shall make him my monkey boy

[ipaul]

What George didn't know, was that he could speed up his calculation by about 2000% if he'd use a mouse instead of a TV-Remote.

This wins, but I think I choose shit pictures =/

[Konfucius]

Wohoo I won :D

Ok here's one:

http://funfire.de/bilder/24328/transporter.jpg

[EchoDesiato]

Pimp My Ride Uganda

[ipaul]

Rover had a feeling they may have left something out with their new car, but all agreed it was an improvement.

[Dyson]

Quite simply:

Oh, shi--

[chairdriver]

"Fuck's this?"

[The fish]

"Despite an assembly line error, the new Peugeot proved surprisingly popular."

[Stefkov]

'Ma, just taking this back. It seems to be faulty.'

Yeah I think Echo's has won this round.

[ipaul]

ebay - One Ford Fiesta for sale, full warranty, all parts included.

[CoolFunkMan]

First post in this thread;

It was clear that this criminal had not read 'Car Stealing for Dummies' correctly.

[MoogleViper]

Enviromentally friendly cars, the poor man's version.

[EchoDesiato]

The most subtle way to steal a car, one part at a time.

[Konfucius]

So many funny entries so far. :D

I think I'll leave it open a bit longer...

[Strider]

While on the ride back home, Bob couldn't understand why his car had failed its MOT.

[Ninty 182]

Enviromentally friendly cars, the poor man's version.

Brilliant :bowdown:

[weeyellowbloke]

Geoff failed to notice the car pulling out, but was amazed at how much damage his bike caused in the resulting crash.

[MoogleViper]

The blind cyclist wondered why his bicycle had suddenly got a lot heavier.

[ipaul]

The man had thought he stood a fair chance in the monster truck rally before he entered.

[Konfucius]

Ok, I think there won't be any more entries so I'm going to pick a winner. Really a lot of funny entries - I found it quite hard to pick one but I found this particularly lol-worthy.

Pimp My Ride Uganda

[EchoDesiato]

http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2007/06/17/-big/IMGP5702.jpg

[Konfucius]

Despite Pikachu's disguise as a human being he was still being recognized.

[Konfucius]

*waves magical resurrection wand*

and hopes for more entries. :)

[Ellmeister]

I can't see the picture :S

[Cookyman]

Cant see the picture so I'll add a caption to an older one.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1253/1331120375_8d80514a18.jpg

Look he did step in dog shit I knew i was right!: peace:

[steggy]

http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2007/06/17/-big/IMGP5702.jpg

"Despite the Fur is Murder campaign John loved wearing his Pikachu Skinned Onesie."

And for Cookyman's one.

"Yes thats the right size foot, timmy's waiting for you to insert it behind us, be sure to get a good run up."

[BeerMonkey]

cant see pic noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[chairdriver]

New pic!

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/dittopop.jpg

[Konfucius]

Tarzan: King of the Transvestites

[Chuck]

After a quick inspection Janice could see that the subject had recessed his penis, started growing breasts and had been for a makeover.

[welsh_gamer]

Bee Mario : Ah Luigi! This new costume makes you look much better. Maybe now you'll get your own game :)

[Ellmeister]

The effects of drugs on Kate Moss were starting to show.

[Emasher]

Man: I better get paid for this.

[ipaul]

Hulk Hogans efforts to become more in touch with his feminine side were going well.

Paris Hilton felt bad, but still looked down on Amy Winehouse and thought 'Well it could be worse'

[AshMat]

"And unto him she placed the blessed Speedos"

[chairdriver]

Not sure if I'm allowed to comment on my own pic, but yeah:

"Fred began to regret ever registering at chubbychasers.com"

[MoogleViper]

Tarzan looked at Jane with disgust. She had really let herself go.