Circumcision

[thirtynine.]

Opinions on circumcision, I presume since most of the people here are from the UK hardly anyone will be circumcised. Good or ba?

[Jordan]

I was circumcised due to medical reasons...

*sigh* This will probably go down in NE history. I was born with my urethra in the wrong place (on the underside of the top of my cock) so they had to correct it.

Due to this however, i've lost alot of sensitivity and it really, really sucks and takes me ages to get off most times :(.

Good or bad thing? Probably bad for sex. Good for hygeine.

[gaggle64]

Interesting topic, is there a new trend I'm missing out on?

[Haver]

I'm chopped, twice chopped remarkably. Health reasons. There was a balls-up on the first run-through, so two sets of nurses saw my tiny nine year old bullet-case.

Whenever I see a doctor on telly or indeed IRL I cover my groin with my hands in the same way one would a shield a child's eyes from a school-gate pedophile with a calculator and his knob lopping out onto his slacks.

[ReZourceman]

I was circumcised due to medical reasons...

*sigh* This will probably go down in NE history. I was born with my urethra in the wrong place (on the underside of the top of my cock) so they had to correct it.

Due to this however, i've lost alot of sensitivity and it really, really sucks and takes me ages to get off most times :(.

Good or bad thing? Probably bad for sex. Good for hygeine.

I would hope it doesnt, due to it being a medical/birth flaw, so hopefully no one will mock. But whats the urethra?

As for me.....I have a foreskin.

[Supergrunch]

But whats the urethra?
The tube connecting the bladder to the penis.

Anyway, I'm uncircumcised.

[thirtynine.]

I dont see any particular hygine issues unless you plan to go months without washing your cock/self.

[ReZourceman]

Foreskin cavity fungus FTL.

[Mr_Odwin]

King Of Funrethra!
Great joke ... anyway ... uncircumcised.

[will']

I'm circumcised and I like it. Was done when I was a baby though so I've never known any different.

[thirtynine.]

I'm circumcised and I like it. Was done when I was a baby though so I've never known any different.

Why?
For religious reasons, medical or your parents preferance, or some other reason i cant think of right now?

[will']

I think general medical reasons, it was too tight or something. Nothing major but I think there wasa chance of it causing problems later on so my parents thought it best to have it done at a time when I wouldn't remember it.

[MoogleViper]

I'm not but my brother is.

[ReZourceman]

Surely to...you know....have a jolly good rogering, you need to use a lot of lube or the equivilant if you are teh circumcised?

[Tellyn]

Interesting thread. I'm uncircumcised.

[Pit-Jr]

im circumcized due to being an American and it being standard procedure. Its breathtaking

[triforce_keeper]

What all americans have to be circumsised?!?!


Well thats news to me =/


And I'm uncircumcised, and whenever circumcised people say "at least I won't have hygiene issues" it really annoys me, I never get that manky stuff because I actually shower everyday.


And yeah, I would like to know the answer for ReZource's last post XD

[Twozzok]

I was circumsised at birth, don't know any different so can't really compare. tbh it seems less effort this way, can take a piss without holding my cock.

[Jordan]

Wait a sec, what does a foreskin have to do with anal sex? O_o

Also, yes twozzok it is indeed fantastic.

[Shino]

Uncircumcised, keeping it warm.

[gaggle64]

I like to think of my foreskin as the wrapper on a candy bar.

[mario_jr]

Not really "Standard". But most Americans do, if not all. I know they have to ask first though, if not you would have some very angry parents. As for that whole hygiene thing, I mean who the hell isn't going to clean themselves. Do they think some magic fairy will come at night and do it for them.:heh:

BTW I am not. and I love it that I'm not. :yay:

[Shino]

I think porn movies have influenced immensely the choice.

[martinist]

I like to think of my foreskin as the wrapper on a candy bar.

It takes all my self-control to not make a sexual connertation.....but i'll do it anyway.

"yer ma was eating my candy bar last night"

nobody is mutilating my fireman!

[gaggle64]

It takes all my self-control to not make a sexual connertation.....but i'll do it anyway.

"yer ma was eating my candy bar last night"

nobody is mutilating my fireman!

Yeah, well, my fireman was busy spraying foam all over yer ma last night.

[ReZourceman]

I dont have to hold my cock whilst I piss...

Anyway, surely the sensitivety thing is also a mute point - If your bell end is constantly showing surely that reduces sensitivity gradually, and thus having a foreskin wins on all fronts and circumcised folk are just in denile?

[Jordan]

Not quite, but the foreskin is attached to alot of sensitive parts of your cock.

When the connections are severed, thats where the issues are.

[King_V]

Circumcision was practiced largely in Africa, most notably by the ancient Egyptians and Nubians. As a man of direct descent from the great King ramsesses himself (ahe), the mighty King V is ofcourse circumcised...

Tbh wouldn't want it any other way. An uncircumcised dk looks like something the dog chewed up. But health-wise, some people claim an UCD (lets call it that) is more liable to contract diseases like HIV and smegma is also a problem. But some say you guys get a better sexual experience.

[triforce_keeper]

FFS

Smegma is not a problem if you bloody wash regularly!

[MoogleViper]

Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it.

[McMad]

Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it.

I vomited.

Seriously.

[Ellmeister]

Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it.


Funniest thing ever. That guy is a weiner.

[ReZourceman]

I vomited.

Seriously.

Shouldnt of bummed her then.

[MoogleViper]

Shouldnt have bummed her then.

Haha nice joke.

However I've edited your post as this is something that really gets on my tits.

[ShadowV7]

Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it.

Funny but nasty to think about...

What was his reaction though? Pulling it back to reveal a small piece of turd...
Do you know what the girlfriend said to him?

I'm wondering if the conversation was interesting :heh:

[Sheikah]

How the hell do the circumcised wank? Does it not feel strange directly grabbing or rubbing along the head?

[chairdriver]

Theres a reason you are supposed to clean yourself before having anal sex...

[thirtynine.]

Tbh wouldn't want it any other way. An uncircumcised dk looks like something the dog chewed up. But health-wise, some people claim an UCD (lets call it that) is more liable to contract diseases like HIV and smegma is also a problem. But some say you guys get a better sexual experience.
You do get a better experience.
Its proven that un cut penises are more sensitive, altho i did watch a show where a guy said "That seemed like the best thing in the world when I was 17 and came at the sight of a nipple but not im 40 it just makes life hard." (lol Hard.)

[Dante]

I was circumcised due to medical reasons for having overgrown foreskin skin at young age and after having it done I pee out blood for months.

[Fierce_LiNk]

King Of Funrethra!


Fucking lol. :D

I have had the choppy chop. Can't say I miss having a foreskin, because I've been this way for years.

Never had any complaints off the ladies, so I guess we're all happy, eh?

[weeyellowbloke]

Nope, I've not had anyone come near my wee-willie-winky with a knife. Glad too, I imagine sex without the foreskin being a slightly painful experience.

[McMad]

Shouldn't have bummed her then.

I thought I'd improve upon Moogle's corrections.

If you're going to try and make a joke, at least use proper punctuation and grammar.

[MoogleViper]

Funny but nasty to think about...

What was his reaction though? Pulling it back to reveal a small piece of turd...
Do you know what the girlfriend said to him?

I'm wondering if the conversation was interesting :heh:

I don't really know but she was a bit of a scag, and so was her boyfriend.

I thought I'd improve upon Moogle's corrections.

If you're going to try and make a joke, at least use proper punctuation and grammar.

I agree. The use of "of" instead of "have" is something that really pisses me off. That and double negatives.

I should of put the apostrophe in as well.

[Roostophe]

Little Rossy still has his headscarf. :smile:

[MoogleViper]

I dont have to hold my cock whilst I piss...

I don't have to hold my cock whilst I piss. It just won't go into the bowl that's all. But then again it doesn't go into the bowl when I do hold it so...

[chairdriver]

I should of put the apostrophe in as well.

Hyppocritical, much?

[ReZourceman]

Apologies for my punctuation and grammar...whilst you guys were tossing off over the text books I was getting jiggy with the hot chick I sat next to.

:heh: ;)

[Bluejay]

Shouldnt of bummed her then.
lolcakes.: peace:

[McMad]

Apologies for my punctuation and grammar. Whilst you guys were tossing off over the text books I was tossing off over comic books.

Wow, I'm actually suprised you managed to think outside the box of pathetic childish comebacks e.g. 'shouldn't have bummed her then' for once and actually bothered to write a detailed reply.

But your attempts to intimidate me have failed mainly because of the fact that I stopped caring what your reply had to say as soon as I saw yet more grammatical mistakes and in-truths.

And before I edited your comment for my own self amusement I thought I might as well show you the correct way of writing that sentence:

"I was getting jiggy with the hot chick I sat next to."
becomes:
"I was having sex with the hot chick I was sitting next to."

I removed the word 'Jiggy' because when I checked my edition of 'The Concise Oxford Dictionary' I discovered that 'Jiggy' is not even a real word and slang is not appropriate when using proper grammar and punctuation so I thought I'd replace the word with a term which shares the same meaning.

EDIT: Corrected in order to uphold the high qualities of good grammar, spelling and punctuation.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Oh, sweet lord...it's the Grammar Police!

[McMad]

Oh, sweet lord...it's the Grammar Police!

I just thought I'd go overboard with the whole grammar thing in that comment. :heh:

I also added an obnoxious, over-the-top persona to that comment just for effect.

No real offense intended ReZource.

[Fierce_LiNk]

I just thought I'd go overboard with the whole grammar thing in that comment. :heh:

Well, it worked. You did! :D : peace:

I'm now too scared to type anything, for fear of making a mistake.

[Sheikah]

Wow, I'm actually suprised you managed to think outside the box of pathetic childish comebacks e.g. 'shouldn't have bummed her then' for once and actually bothered to write a detailed reply.

But your attempts to intimidate me have failed mainly because of the fact that I stopped caring what you reply had to say as soon as saw yet more grammatical mistakes and in-truths.


For a grammar policeman, you suck.

[McMad]

For a grammar policeman, you suck.

Fuck, to be fair that was a spelling error. :heh: *runs to edit post*

Oh and I forgot the 'I', damn I do suck.

[The fish]

For a grammar policeman, you suck.

Seconded - I propose he should be shot on sight. :blank:

[ReZourceman]

Wow, I'm actually suprised you managed to think outside the box of pathetic childish comebacks e.g. 'shouldn't have bummed her then' for once and actually bothered to write a detailed reply.

But your attempts to intimidate me have failed mainly because of the fact that I stopped caring what your reply had to say as soon as I saw yet more grammatical mistakes and in-truths.

And before I edited your comment for my own self amusement I thought I might as well show you the correct way of writing that sentence:

"I was getting jiggy with the hot chick I sat next to."
becomes:
"I was having sex with the hot chick I was sat next to."

I removed the word 'Jiggy' because when I checked my edition of 'The Concise Oxford Dictionary' I discovered that 'Jiggy' is not even a real word and slang is not appropriate when using proper grammar and punctuation so I thought I'd replace the word with a term which shares the same meaning.

Yeesh, here we go. Hopefully you'll understand this one.

joke
n 1: a humorous anecdote or remark [syn: gag, laugh, jest,
jape, yak, wheeze]
2: activity characterized by good humor [syn: jest, jocularity]
3: a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement
[syn: antic, prank, trick, caper, put-on]
v 1: tell a joke; speak humorously; "He often jokes even when he
appears serious" [syn: jest]
2: act in a funny or teasing way [syn: jest]

[chairdriver]

"I was sat next to." makes no sense.

"to sit" is an active verb, not a passive one.

"I was sitting next to." is more correct.

[Tellyn]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7594/grammartimebk9vc4.gif

[MoogleViper]

Hyppocritical, much?

Nope. It's called a joke.

[ReZourceman]

No real offense intended ReZource.

Backatcha. Well...obviously replace my name for yours.

[Dante]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7594/grammartimebk9vc4.gif

Hammer Time.

[McMad]

Seconded - I propose he should be shot on sight. :blank:

"Seconded. I propose...", the use of a hyphen there wasn't necessary now was it?

Clearly though chairdriver is much more capable of doing the job than I am so I'll leave him in charge.

*bails out on sinking ship*

[Sheikah]

OK everyone stop with this grammar facism, as lng as no1 is tlkin lyk dis den dats k!

[ReZourceman]

as lng as no1 is tlkin lyk dis den dats k!

This is what happens when you circumcise words.

[MoogleViper]

Ok I didn't mean to start a whole grammer war but the use of "of" in place of "have" really gets on my nerves. Let that be a lesson to you all lest you feel my wrath.

[ReZourceman]

Ok I didn't mean to start a whole grammer war but the use of "of" in place of "have" really gets on my nerves. Let that be a lesson to you all lest you feel my wrath.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/Interwebs.jpg

[Supergrunch]

McMad, given that you decided to derail this thread with grammar fascism, you could have at least been a better nazi. Incidentally, I'm a grammar nazi deep down - I have to stop myself correcting grammar in posts. :heh:

And the dash in the previous sentence is perfectly acceptable. Now, go and see if you can find out whether it should be an en dash or an em dash. :wink:

[Dante]

Meh at the grammar nazis.

[MoogleViper]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/Interwebs.jpg

That post made me laugh so I'll let you off. But don't let me see it again.

However it's not only on teh interwebs it happens all of the time in real life.

Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[ReZourceman]

Erm....I made that and I only just realised I missed out the "e" of webs.

Good thing It still works, or Id look really stupid....

[Supergrunch]

That post made me laugh so I'll let you off. But don't let me see it again.

However it's not only on teh interwebs it happens all of the time in real life.

Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
No they don't, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo admire Buffalo buffalo.

[MoogleViper]

No they don't, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo admire Buffalo buffalo.

I disagree. Buffalo buffalo buffalo me. And Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo me. So I'm sure that Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
:D
I've actually been to Buffalo, although I didn't see a buffalo. So on that occasion no Buffalo buffalo buffaloed (sp?) me.

I've said buffalo so many times it's just lost all meaning (all three+ of them) and now just sound like a funny word.

[Supergrunch]

I disagree. Buffalo buffalo buffalo me. And Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo me. So I'm sure that Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
:D
I've actually been to Buffalo, although I didn't see a buffalo. So on that occasion no Buffalo buffalo buffaloed (sp?) me.

I've said buffalo so many times it's just lost all meaning (all three+ of them) and now just sound like a funny word.
Incidentally, your buffalo strewn sentences shouldn't have any commas in them.

Anyway, major thread drift...

[Oxigen_Waste]

Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it.

:bowdown: :bowdown:
Oh, sweet lord...it's the Grammar Police!

Grammar police, arrest this man, he talks in maths! Radiohead ftw.


ALSO, on topic:

Not circumsised, planning to become soon.

[Dante]

:bowdown: :bowdown:


Grammar police, arrest this man, he talks in maths! Radiohead ftw.



Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge, hes like a detuned radio
Karma police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us

Karma police, Ive given all I can, its not enough
Ive given all I can, but were still on the payroll
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

[DomJcg]

reason behind said decision?

(was not expecting radiohead lyrics there, post was aimed at O_W)

[McMad]

Not circumsised, planning to become soon.

For the ladies I presume?

[ReZourceman]

For the ladies I presume?

I reckon its money purposes.

Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay.


....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap.

[Sheikah]

Circumcision when you're older really isn't a good idea...when you're a baby apparently it doesn't pose any implications but adult circumcision is more complicated and needs more healing. Besides that, why on Earth would anyone want make the concious decision for someone to cut away at their cock??

[King_V]

Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it.

Someone promote this lad. Too funny. But MAN how times have changed, when I was at school 'bumming' meant merely thrusting ones pelvic area against ones buttocks, usually a stealth manouver that you'd do to the fit teachers...:( ...But for it to mean actual ANAL SEX...Crikey!! :eek:

[Strider]

I reckon its money purposes.

Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay.


....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap.

I just searched foreskin on ebay and you can actually buy a ‘Artificial Retractable Foreskin’, which enables sensitivity to increase naturally in your penis." - WTF?

Well for all you circumcised people who lack sensitivity you can buy that off ebay for £20.

How very, very odd.

[ReZourceman]

I just searched foreskin on ebay and you can actually buy a ‘Artificial Retractable Foreskin’, which enables sensitivity to increase naturally in your penis." - WTF?

Well for all you circumcised people who lack sensitivity you can buy that off ebay for £20.

How very, very odd.
*Buys ten*

Lozzlescopter. :heh:

[MoogleViper]

Someone promote this lad. Too funny. But MAN how times have changed, when I was at school 'bumming' meant merely thrusting ones pelvic area against ones buttocks, usually a stealth manouver that you'd do to the fit teachers...:( ...But for it to mean actual ANAL SEX...Crikey!! :eek:

Maybe that's just what your friends told you, and then laughed behind your back whenever you "bummed" someone.

[Oxigen_Waste]

Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge, hes like a detuned radio
Karma police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us

Karma police, Ive given all I can, its not enough
Ive given all I can, but were still on the payroll
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

Fucking fantastic song by a fucking fantastic band... On a fucking fantastic album.We really gotta do a Grammar police version.

For the ladies I presume?

Also... but mainly for myself... it's more of a bother than anything else, really...

I reckon its money purposes.

Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay.


....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap.

Hmm... Those are good news you're giving me.

[Daniel]

Someone on like page two asked if sex without foreskin hurts? well for me sex with foreskin hurts (too small apparently) so i hope it at least hurts less than it does now. Seems to be something i keep putting off though, ringing a doctor to book an appointment for my foreskin to be removed isn't high on my priorities... meh. To be honest though, im more worried about the weeks of pain that are sure to follow as i acclimatise to the situation rather than the actual surgery.

[Ramar]

I reckon its money purposes.

Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay.


....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap.


I swear several of your posts in this topic had me laughing, but this one won. XD

No one has assaulted my soldier!

[Mokong X-C]

My mother wanted to get me circumcised when i was a baby as it is like tradition in the Philippines... good thing i was born and grew up in Ireland and the doctors here won't do it, unless there's a medical reason to, so i've still got all of tackle in place :)

[Supergrunch]

My guess is Oxigen_Waste has been converted to orthodox Judaism. :wink:

[King_V]

If you uncircumcized lot call yourselves 'Christians' just know you're going to hell regardless...Don't look at me like that, I don't make the rules. :p :D

[Letty]

Well, if we're playing the guess game...


Oxigen_waste will experiment with different recipies with his newly aqquired foreskin.

[Shino]

I believe he just wants to make it look bigger.

[Blue_Ninja0]

I got partially circumcised last week due to a little bit of phimosis. I still have the god damned stitches which are a pain in the ass... I mean a pain in the dick.

The fucking anaesthetic guy gave me a general anaesthesia against my consent because I explicitly asked for local anaesthesia but oh well... Everything went alright.
And boy, damn that drug sure felt like heavens. When I was waking up it felt damn good. I think I was drooling even.

Now I can't watch porn for another full week :heh:

I believe he just wants to make it look bigger.
It would be good if the size changed with a simple circumcision.

[Supergrunch]

We know that Jesus' body ascended to heaven... but, he was Jewish, so there was one bit left behind. A church claimed to have this "bit", and I believe elasticity tests were performed on it to check the authenticity. However, said tests went sour when it split in two.

True story. (so said one of my old RS teachers, who was both insane and a self-proclaimed liar)

[Oxigen_Waste]

My guess is Oxigen_Waste has been converted to orthodox Judaism. :wink:

:shakehead No!!! I don't even like money!

Well, if we're playing the guess game...


Oxigen_waste will experiment with different recipies with his newly aqquired foreskin.

Hmm... I like the way you think, woman. When you get tired of Jardon, we shall speak. lol. : peace:

[rokhed00]

I believe he just wants to make it look bigger.

May as well just shave the thing then, adds more length, optically illusionwise.

[Dyson]

I removed the word 'Jiggy' because when I checked my edition of 'The Concise Oxford Dictionary' I discovered that 'Jiggy' is not even a real word and slang is not appropriate when using proper grammar and punctuation so I thought I'd replace the word with a term which shares the same meaning.


You just made my night. I can imagine some posh fellow, sitting at a table and reading that paragraph out aloud.

[Shino]

The fucking anaesthetic guy gave me a general anaesthesia against my consent because I explicitly asked for local anaesthesia

Only a person out of his mind would choose to watch this procedure.

May as well just shave the thing then, adds more length, optically illusionwise.

Or do both. Either way, it needs to be near to a sharp object.

[rokhed00]

Or do both. Either way, it needs to be near to a sharp object.
Shaving is the lesser of two evils, all the years I've been shaving my genitals and I haven't had one cut, wish I could say the same for my face.

[Blue_Ninja0]

Only a person out of his mind would choose to watch this procedure.

Bah, I can watch gore no problem. I'm no pussy.
Besides, they could've stolen my kidneys or even rape me when I was asleep.

[ReZourceman]

Who knew there was so much discussion to be had from fore skins.

[Jordan]

Hmm... I like the way you think, woman. When you get tired of Jardon, we shall speak. lol. : peace:

Ha, yeah... of course ;)

[mcj metroid]

I was circumcised due to medical reasons...

*sigh* This will probably go down in NE history. I was born with my urethra in the wrong place (on the underside of the top of my cock) so they had to correct it.

Due to this however, i've lost alot of sensitivity and it really, really sucks and takes me ages to get off most times :(.

Good or bad thing? Probably bad for sex. Good for hygeine.

I am as well due to health reasons.

[Jordan]

I am as well due to health reasons.

Do tell Mcj :)
Come on, i basically told everyone on this forum my biggest 'secret'

[mcj metroid]

honest to god i never really found out properly. I didn't know i was until i was about 10 or 11:D because obviously I was young and innocent and you know the score.

I never asked my parents but it was something very rare and we are in the newpapers for it. It was rare for one person to have it but my 2 brothers had it before me.

I just don't want to know what it was haha

[Jordan]

... You have two working penis?

No honestly, can you desribe it? I'm really curious now :)

[MoogleViper]

... You have two working penis?

No honestly, can you desribe it? I'm really curious now :)

You're asking mcj to describe his penis?



I would also like you to describe your penis.

[ReZourceman]

"So....tell me about your cock"

Lol.

[Jordan]

It has a long smooth shaft complete with TWO BALLS!

(Austin Powers joke).

[mcj metroid]

... You have two working penis?

No honestly, can you desribe it? I'm really curious now :)

ha no it might have been the same problem you had.
I'm not great at explaining these things.

and my penis should look about the same as yours.....well sort of.

"So....tell me about your cock"

Lol.

that's a gay chat up line if i ever heard it. Thing is it would work on me ha:)

[Shino]

Having to 2 penis would be the perfect penis/hole ratio, no reason to cut it off.

[MoogleViper]

ha no it might have been the same problem you had.
I'm not great at explaining these things.

and my penis should look about the same as yours.....well sort of.



that's a gay chat up line if i ever heard it. Thing is it would work on me ha:)

You are the worst cyber sex partner I've ever had. I'm gonna go to a chat room and find a 13 year old boy.

[mcj metroid]

You are the worst cyber sex partner I've ever had. I'm gonna go to a chat room and find a 13 year old boy.

ha ok ok it might not work . I don't think i'm that tacky.

[ReZourceman]

and my penis should look about the same as yours.....well sort of.


http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/ReZourceman/srsly1.jpg

[mcj metroid]

.......i don't post as dirty as i used to cause i know one of my mates is on this damn forum and read everything i said in the sexuality thread.......and for gods sake that stuff was supposed to STAY in there:)


don't tempt me:)

[Goron_3]

Someone on like page two asked if sex without foreskin hurts? well for me sex with foreskin hurts (too small apparently) so i hope it at least hurts less than it does now. Seems to be something i keep putting off though, ringing a doctor to book an appointment for my foreskin to be removed isn't high on my priorities... meh. To be honest though, im more worried about the weeks of pain that are sure to follow as i acclimatise to the situation rather than the actual surgery.

A friend in my year had the surgery over the summer holidays and it only hurt him for about 2-3 days.

[mr_bogus]

Uncut. Hate it. Too sensitive.