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rokhed00
31-10-2005, 06:49 PM
News from Yorkshire
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness

You can't make this stuff up.

Raining_again
31-10-2005, 06:51 PM
aw man thats just sick, the dog pulled my trousers down O.o aye sure it did

Blackfox
31-10-2005, 06:52 PM
Hahahaha, quality.

JonSt
31-10-2005, 06:54 PM
Thats bloody brilliant, i hope the dog used protection.

RoadKill
31-10-2005, 06:55 PM
Beautiful, just beautiful.

Jordan
31-10-2005, 06:57 PM
Hahhahaha, that is fucking HARDCORE.
More can be found on the Internet! :)

Marshmellow
31-10-2005, 06:58 PM
haha one of a kind lol once my friends dog started humping my leg cause i was the only one at the party petting him haha and he followed me all around the house lol

elniro
31-10-2005, 07:08 PM
ahahahahaha

i saw on a show on dumb and dumberer or sumthin... a farmer was refillin the cow feed and a bull tried to hump him from behind... wahahahaha.... so it could have been true that the dog tried to do him

Calibur
31-10-2005, 07:11 PM
hahahahaha ................WTF.

Konfucius
31-10-2005, 07:27 PM
That's just crazy but possible and funny - if you don't have to witness it.

Atomic Boo
31-10-2005, 07:40 PM
blimey, his defense was that the dog pulled down his trousers! hahaaaaaaa

RoadKill
31-10-2005, 07:50 PM
I'd think it was even funnier if I'd witnessed it. Seriously, that shit is 'whip-out-your-camera-phone" time.

Stocka
31-10-2005, 08:17 PM
LOL! If only someone had got it on a video....not that I'd watch it :wink:

weeyellowbloke
31-10-2005, 09:00 PM
Heh, I watched a program ages ago (probably on channel 5) which had some story similar to this where a woman in America was raped by a dog when she 'accidently' fell over in front of it.

entropy
31-10-2005, 11:17 PM
haha that is probably the greatest article i have ever read. Hilarious

Gaijin von Snikbah
31-10-2005, 11:53 PM
Dear god. Poor doggy.

#1cubeplayer
01-11-2005, 03:00 AM
He couldn't have forced the dog to become erect and penetrate his drunk ass. The dog must have taken some incentive. Would've been funny as hell to have been one of the motorists.

The3rdChildren
01-11-2005, 03:06 AM
Strangely arousing, I'll guess he'll just have to ask his prison inmates to bark when they're sodomizing him in there.

RATM_4_EVA
01-11-2005, 04:15 AM
LOL. Awesome! this is just classic. Bravo!!

Big Red
01-11-2005, 08:46 AM
ah, i see, thats were ther all coming from. ? do the dogs provide them with the nike skull caps, as the drunks they rape,,,,, have no money to provide for their ofspring??????????????????????????????????????

killer kirby
01-11-2005, 08:48 AM
man that is gross yet really funny but i feel sorry for the two people who saw it just watching it would be wrong. and that poor dog.

Lammie
01-11-2005, 08:51 AM
Brings a whole new meaning to 'getting drunk and shagging a dog'.

Schpickles
01-11-2005, 08:54 AM
or indeed, "hair of the dog"...

It's quite sad really :/

BeerMonkey
01-11-2005, 12:07 PM
why the side of the road was he THAT horny looking at the dog that he had to fuk it right there and then so people can see...weirdo

that judge should have sentenced him to stay at a dog pound ;)

EEVILMURRAY
01-11-2005, 12:17 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to 'getting drunk and shagging a dog'.
What was the old meaning?

JonSt
01-11-2005, 01:45 PM
What was the old meaning?

I believe it was getting drunk and shagging some one that is of the ugly variety.

Blackfox
01-11-2005, 01:53 PM
I believe it was getting drunk and shagging some one that is of the ugly variety.

Yeah, iw as going to say that with the aid of a ugly (and probably lardy) slapper. However, when searching Google, my eyes were greeted with pictures of the most foul sort.

Mundi
01-11-2005, 03:39 PM
ohh that´s just sick yuck gag me on to a spoon. yuck

mario114
01-11-2005, 04:39 PM
That guy is sick. really really sick in the head.

Offerman
01-11-2005, 05:20 PM
ROFLMAO!

He got buggered. :D I wonder if the dog had the courtesy to use lube.

broadwayrock
01-11-2005, 06:09 PM
I think this story has been made up. Another version of this story has been floating around but the location changed to London and being reported by a London Newspaper although the names stay the same.

http://rapedbydog.ytmnd.com/

fatnickc
01-11-2005, 06:11 PM
My brother says he read it in a newspaper, so you never know..

Nintendofan64
17-11-2005, 08:37 PM
WHOA awsome really whoa how if that possible ?!?!?!?!?!

Raining_again
17-11-2005, 08:37 PM
woah would you stop bumping threads

JonSt
17-11-2005, 08:38 PM
WHOA awsome really whoa how if that possible ?!?!?!?!?!

1. Read the thread, you will find how it is possible.

2. As Snowing_Again says, stop bumping old threads.

Offerman
18-11-2005, 07:15 AM
Yea, Snowing_again and Jon are indeed correct.

\LOCKED!

*pad-lock goes flying accross the room and smacks Offer in the face*