Where to go on dates?

[Stranger]

Word, breres.

If the cinema is getting old, and the romantic meal at a fancy restaurant is a little too cliched for your tastes, where do you take your loved one on dates?


No "I don't have a girlfriend" whinging here please. Save it for the other thread.

[Raining_again]

i like a place where its kinna quiet, and not all posh, just so you can get to know the person. maybe like a quiet pub or a quiet restaurant. Something chilled out, so ur not stressed about what clothes you should be wearing, or how you should act etc

the cinema is cool but way over-rated i mean how can you talk through a movie, this is probably better for couples that have been together for a while.

[Athriller]

Ice skating. Bowling. Zoo. And paintballing, if she's a rough one.

[craig]

Taken from Mungo Jerry's In the Summertime.

If her daddys rich take her out for a meal
If her daddys poor just do what you feel

:wink:

[KingOfHyrule]

Can't beat heading to the pub and get airlocked with her, then head home with her!

[Raining_again]

Can't beat heading to the pub and get airlocked with her, then head home with her!

haha my thoughts exactly :D

[Stranger]

Ice skating. Bowling. Zoo. And paintballing, if she's a rough one.

Now that my ice skating "skillz" have picked up a little, I might just do that. Bowling was a hit with my last girlfriend, but I reckon it's more a group thing. What do you think?

Zoo is also a great idea. Never been paintballing personally, but my girl would clearly give me a pasting.

[Haver]

Do something together that would normally be completely mundane or usual. Go to the dry cleaners together or something. All you have is conversation, so you can judge whether your partner is someone you could really spend time with, and if you click then, well, it's really impressive on your part. It works well if it's something she's scheduled to do; offer to tag along. It's far more romantic than catching Wallace and Gromit and coughing up for her ticket..

[Offerman]

I know its already been done Stranger, but somewhere like Thorpe Park. Just you and her. Maybe Alton Towers, or something similiar. Or...a trip to London. Or perhaps a seaside town. Brighton and Bournmouth are awesome. Last week we went to Bournmouth and went on the Pier, its more of a couple thing I think. Then we headed into the town, got some munch and went back to the seafront. I can imagine it being pretty romantic. Teehee, you could take her to the SeaFront Arcade; and try and win her a one of those little stuffed teddy things on the grabbing machine.....

...then watch as you get addicted, frustrated and hostile as you keep loosing your money...and suddenly your girlfriend seems alot less attractive..and just another thing to leech more of your gambling money, and you end up leaving with no winnings and no girlfriend, and bluudy enraged....:P

Ahh god I couldnt resist. Forgive me. :D

EDIT - Oh and Craig, this bit is my favourite...

Speed along the lane
Do a ton or a ton an' twenty-five
When the sun goes down
You can make it, make it good in a lay-by

EDIT 2- Besides, when you buy a girl a cinema ticket your not paying for her to see the film; instead your paying for the right to get into her pants. So remember that guys when she is screaming and beating you orf. Just say 'Hey Bitch..I've paid for this, now shut up, or I'l get my big boy out'.

[Stranger]

Do something together that would normally be completely mundane or usual. Go to the dry cleaners together or something. All you have is conversation, so you can judge whether your partner is someone you could really spend time with, and if you click then, well, it's really impressive on your part. It works well if it's something she's scheduled to do; offer to tag along. It's far more romantic than catching Wallace and Gromit and coughing up for her ticket..

How on earth did you know about that?


But hey, it worked for me! Chicks dig animation.

[Haver]

It was all that innuendo. I checked for "Daniel Smith" in the credits.

[Offerman]

It was all that innuendo. I checked for "Daniel Smith" in the credits.

Thats Daniel Offerman Smith to you, and don't make me take you over to the snooker table that you stained during our last session.

[Stranger]

So remember that guys when she is screaming and beating you orf.

I don't think she's meant to scream when she does it.

[Ashley]

Don't take a new chick to the cinema, you can't talk. Whats the point in - first off shelling the money and secondly bothering - if you're just gonna sit next to the person not talking for two hours.

As far as where to take her, do something overly clichéd, such as a picnic. Unless the girl is one of those annoying emo/goth/alternative "I hate romance" types, then take them off a cliff.

[Blackfox]

As far as where to take her, do something overly clichéd, such as a picnic. Unless the girl is one of those annoying emo/goth/alternative "I hate romance" types, then take them off a cliff.

Oh how i wish that laughing smiley was here right now.

Awesome reply.

[Offerman]

Ahh god, Ash that made me cry with laughter.

But on a serious note; from what I have heard Emos..etc...and Goth girls all bang like shithouse doors. And most are bloody gorgeous Sir.

EDIT - Sods law says that if you have a picnic, it will either A) Rape it down with rain, or B) There will be a thunderstorm and your girlfriend will get struck by lightning; and if your holding her hand\kissing\engaging in anything for sexual gratification, then the chances are you will also feel the brunt of 100,000 Volts of DC ripple through your body.

[Stranger]

Don't take a new chick to the cinema, you can't talk. Whats the point in - first off shelling the money and secondly bothering - if you're just gonna sit next to the person not talking for two hours.


Fair point, but I've known my current lady friend for some time anyway. :smile:


As far as where to take her, do something overly clichéd, such as a picnic. Unless the girl is one of those annoying emo/goth/alternative "I hate romance" types, then take them off a cliff.

Brilliant.

[Wesley]

I don't know really, I don't take my girlfriend out on "dates" as such.

We just hang out together, in rather usual and normal places. Like today just sat on a bench for a couple of hours talking. Either that or round each other's houses, or just shopping together.

That sort of stuff.

If you find yourself trying to think of what to say all the time and just moan to each other, "what do you want to do?" all the time then I don't think you should be going out.

[Stranger]

We don't. :smile:

[Solo]

The bedroom..



oooohh riiiighttt


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[Blackfox]

The bedroom..



oooohh riiiighttt


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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/The3rdChildren/makeshiftreppoint.gif for good Sir.

[Kurtle Squad]

The bedroom..



oooohh riiiighttt


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Heheh...I was gonna say that

[Mr_Odwin]

Go for walks near, or up, or around, pretty areas, like lakes, mountains and streams. Go swimming in these watery ones too. That's always a laugh.
Ooooh, go fly a kite, up to the highest height. All you need is tuppence for paper and string then you'll have your own set of wings. Kite flying at the beach is cool, then you can go look for crabs and stuff in the water pools too.

[Offerman]

Well Stranger, best tell your girlfriend to don a pair of Welly Boots for the date, a thick coat, a scarf. Ohh a change of clothes. And a full blown craft kit to make a kite, and watch out for Pylons. Don't want you scraping remains orf the floor after she got zapped.

[Big Red]

the comedy club, rock cimbing,a place called ferl near brighton if you realy want to woo her.(dosent work if ur girl wears rock port and tucks her jogers into her socks)
altho i have been wrong before now. or just some were with my mates as well because they would make any girl laugh probable take the piss a little but it shows a good side of you. and if you have been together for a while or you realy like the person sicilly is always a winer so start saving

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

Behind a kebab shop.

[Platty]

a pub or bar thats not too loud is a very good place to go on a first dateyou can have a good chat and get to know each other.

its always worked for me.

going out for a meal rarely works for a first date as you both dont wanna eat much infront of each other and some girls dont like eating infront of men especially on the first date... so ditch the meal idea if you only just met.

as you say you already have a girlfriend so the other ideas people have suggested are good very good. but how about a bottle of wine and a film to watch in doors. i like them kinda nights, especially now winter is approaching you can get all snuggly and cozy together.

[Shenlong]

If you live around london and quite close to canary wharf the jubilee gardens are amazing at night, its so ridiculously peaceful i wanted to take this one girl there but after coming back from my holidays - i never heard from her again cos she was so busy with work. Oh well, but yeah parks and such are amazing places to just relax and get to know each other and if you know her already just to sit and talk really with no real distractions, plus jubilee gardens have this amazing water fountain its insanely beautiful and tranquil!

[JonSt]

Take her to the footie, failing that a night out normally does it.

[Marshmellow]

I don't know really, I don't take my girlfriend out on "dates" as such.

We just hang out together, in rather usual and normal places. Like today just sat on a bench for a couple of hours talking. Either that or round each other's houses, or just shopping together.

That sort of stuff.

If you find yourself trying to think of what to say all the time and just moan to each other, "what do you want to do?" all the time then I don't think you should be going out.

im with u... post count thingy....

[Indigo]

Invite her over to watch a fairly short movie in the evening, preferably something not too heavy on the mind, but not too shallow either. After the movie finishes you can offer her a drink, put some nice calm music on, and then just talk and get to know each other. Chances are, during the movie, you'll have both grown much more comfortable with each other's presence, so talking will be no problem. The time will then whisk by, and before you know it it'll be fairly late. You can then offer her a lift home (if you drive), or offer to walk her (which is slightly more romantic, I must say) to the bus-stop, train-station or whereever. If she declines the offer, then you can treat that as some kind of indication. However if she agrees, then it's at least a sign she appreciates your company and feels comfortable around you.

[Tilim]

I don't know really, I don't take my girlfriend out on "dates" as such.

We just hang out together, in rather usual and normal places. Like today just sat on a bench for a couple of hours talking. Either that or round each other's houses, or just shopping together.

That sort of stuff.

If you find yourself trying to think of what to say all the time and just moan to each other, "what do you want to do?" all the time then I don't think you should be going out.


That's what we are doing, too.
We just hang out together at normal places, go to a mall and window shop or just take a little walk in the forest nearby.
And sometimes we go to the cinema if there's a movie we really want to see.

Usually we play videogames and use the computers.

[Marshmellow]

Usually we play videogames and use the computers.

haha thas a good one lol

[Offerman]

Invite her over to watch a fairly short movie in the evening, preferably something not too heavy on the mind, but not too shallow either. After the movie finishes you can offer her a drink, put some nice calm music on, and then just talk and get to know each other. Chances are, during the movie, you'll have both grown much more comfortable with each other's presence, so talking will be no problem. The time will then whisk by, and before you know it it'll be fairly late. You can then offer her a lift home (if you drive), or offer to walk her (which is slightly more romantic, I must say) to the bus-stop, train-station or whereever. If she declines the offer, then you can treat that as some kind of indication. However if she agrees, then it's at least a sign she appreciates your company and feels comfortable around you.

Its during that walk back that you must move in for the kill.....or so my friends tell me.

Walking can actually be pretty romantic, especially at night, in the dark when its nice and peaceful - and your just holding hands laughing and giggling and casually kicking little pebbles about.

[Strider]

Its during that walk back that you must move in for the kill.....or so my friends tell me.

Walking can actually be pretty romantic, especially at night, in the dark when its nice and peaceful - and your just holding hands laughing and giggling and casually kicking little pebbles about.

Then an old fiesta drives by, blue neons on the bonnit arms out off the windows and thumping bass from the inside.

[Offerman]

Then an old fiesta drives by, blue neons on the bonnit arms out off the windows and thumping bass from the inside.

Then you inadvertantly kick a pebble at the speeding Fiesta. Its bald tyres allow the Fiesta to come to a screeching holt...the bass stops suddenly and three tall chav males unfold themself from the hunk of junk. One is slightly less eliqent though as hes Nike trakies get caught in the door as he stumbles out.

'Oi...Mush...did you kick that stone at ma wheels...mush...'

Without further conversing the chavs go to set on you and your female friend, and the date is ruined as you stumble back home with a black eye, and a broken nose, and minus a girlfriend as she has been bundled into the back of the Fiesta is it speeds orf to plunder and pillage her in some remote dogging location.

[Tilim]

haha thas a good one lol

It's true. :|

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[RoadKill]

It's true. :|

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Eh it's what I used to do, when I wasn't err, doing intimate things.

[Jordan]

It's true. :|

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Ellen is a rare breed of girl. Known as a "Gaming Female" and also a (no disrespect because i reguard myself as one a "Female Geek" very rare and hard to find one.

Bastard Goomba *shakes fist*

[Dieter]

Ellen is a rare breed of girl.

Not if you know the secret.....


Take 6 broken eggs and breed and hatch them under a twelve pound toad. The eggs MUST hatch during full moon or it won't work! You will then recieve 1 Female Gamer.

Cost: 500.000 tribute

[Offerman]

Not if you know the secret.....


Take 6 broken eggs and breed and hatch them under a twelve pound toad. The eggs MUST hatch during full moon or it won't work! You will then recieve 1 Female Gamer.

Cost: 500.000 tribute

Hmmmm - how long does it take for the Female Gamer to reach sexual maturity?

[Dieter]

Hmmmm - how long does it take for the Female Gamer to reach sexual maturity?

Four days. RTFM.





:indeed:

[Offerman]

Four days. RTFM.





:indeed:


Right.

No..thats wrong, really really wrong. Your obsc...

*runs off to find a fat toad*

Edit - Hang on a second, Jord, do you mean you refer to yourself as a Female Geek?

[RoadKill]

*hoards all the toads* I HAVE THE MONOPOLY ON THEM NOW I'LL BE RICH! RICH I TELL YOU!

[Tilim]

Ellen is a rare breed of girl. Known as a "Gaming Female" and also a (no disrespect because i reguard myself as one a "Female Geek" very rare and hard to find one.

Bastard Goomba *shakes fist*


wtf? XD

I know there are some out there :P

[Offerman]

I can just imagine Goomba warning all the other geeks orf that look at Ellen....

'Stay away...I've got linux!'

*brandishes a laptop running a Linux Distro*

'I'l show all you XP users how to download porn like a real man'!

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

Its not the place that matters, its the person you are with. ;)

[Dieter]

Its not the place that matters, its the person you are with. ;)

Stay on topic :indeed:











:heh:

[Blackfox]

Ths thread went from being good, to fucking hilarious. Kudos to Offerman, Dieter. Jordan and Piro.

+ Fake rep for all.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Invite a loada mates around and ask if they want to play soggy biscuit. She can watch and good time will be had by all.

[Offerman]

1. Soggy Biscuit

Def : A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. Whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Example : - 'Oh man, what a night! We played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!'



Well I speak for all of us when I say this has enlightened me.

[Pancake]

Personally i've never had an enjoyable "date". Walks etc seem kind of awkward and uncomfortable if you can't think of anything to say and cinema seems pointless in a "date" sense since it's much the same as sitting watching a film on your own. As for a meal well i've never been taken out on a meal and wouldn't want to anyway since i don't like watching people eat and having them watch me eat.

I don't even bother trying to meet guys since i can't stand all the uncomfortable, awkward crap. I'd rather stay home and play Mario.

[Wesley]

Now that'll get you some life experience.

[Big Red]

Personally i've never had an enjoyable "date". Walks etc seem kind of awkward and uncomfortable if you can't think of anything to say and cinema seems pointless in a "date" sense since it's much the same as sitting watching a film on your own. As for a meal well i've never been taken out on a meal and wouldn't want to anyway since i don't like watching people eat and having them watch me eat.

I don't even bother trying to meet guys since i can't stand all the uncomfortable, awkward crap. I'd rather stay home and play Mario.

best thing for the awkward uncofortoble crap is tequila,dates = tequila walks = tequila, tequila = fun,fun,fun oh yeh mario = tequila

still think a comadey club is a good idea, i mean u both will have somthing to laugh about as ther are more than one act,and will cater to both ur tastes in huemor, and you will both have somthin to talk about after with =tequila

[Offerman]

best thing for the awkward uncofortoble crap is tequila,dates = tequila walks = tequila, tequila = fun,fun,fun oh yeh mario = tequila

still think a comadey club is a good idea, i mean u both will have somthing to laugh about as ther are more than one act,and will cater to both ur tastes in huemor, and you will both have somthin to talk about after with =tequila

If you had a girlfriend you wouldnt need to do any of the above. All you would need is a pen and paper and try writing something. She'l probably laugh harder then she has ever done in her life.

[Raining_again]

If you had a girlfriend you wouldnt need to do any of the above. All you would need is a pen and paper and try writing something. She'l probably laugh harder then she has ever done in her life.

that even got me laughing, its a sure fire success big red!!

[Big Red]

If you had a girlfriend you wouldnt need to do any of the above. All you would need is a pen and paper and try writing something. She'l probably laugh harder then she has ever done in her life.

true! :kiss:
whats with the had!.i only just split up with my girl 4 days ago.(naggin, german,baby wantin loony) now the cats away the mice will play(we like the ladys from malta!!)

and yes i am dislexic if thats how you spell it.but i never came to this place declairin im a fukin payed writer or somthin.and most people on hear are quite safe, altho some are bit anal (which is not always bad thing) but after tryin to desifer the fuckin architectural launguage all day and lookin at straight lines i kind of stop carein how the structure,punc,spellin go on a forum.but obviously some one has to do it.

[Stranger]

and yes i am dislexic if thats how you spell it.but i never came to this place declairin im a fukin payed writer or somthin.and most people on hear are quite safe, altho some are bit anal (which is not always bad thing) but after tryin to desifer the fuckin architectural launguage all day and lookin at straight lines i kind of stop carein how the structure,punc,spellin go on a forum.but obviously some one has to do it.

If you really had to decipher any kind of language, you would care quite about about the structure, punctuation, spelling and so forth, even on a forum. Most people who work with a language do. 90% of the people on this forum can use correct English - or at least, coherent English - so why can't you?

I mean no disrespect, but I know plenty of dyslexic people who take a great deal of time and care with their writing. They make mistakes - they're only human, after all - but at least what they write is legible. Being dyslexic is no excuse for laziness.

I'm asking you nicely, BigRed, to please take some care with your posts on these boards. It not only reflects badly on the forum as a whole, but also can make threads difficult to follow.

Thank you.

Now, back on topic please! :awesome:

[BeerMonkey]

if not town/clubbing/cinema i have taken me mrs to bristol and cardiff clubbing some weeks but now its mainly going to club get back early and go home in morning

[Twozzok]

or at least, coherent English - so why can't you?



Firstly, do we even know this person is english O_O. He even mentioned something about Malta and Germany.

Secondly, why the hell has everyone got so bloody anal about puncuation and spelling all of a sudden. I mean, bstmte didn't nearly get as much heat from you guys then BigRed, and i still don't have a clue what he was talking about, but this guy, i can read it ok, it makes sense (well, 'ish) and bejeebus, if you guys are getting so worked up about this, on the INTERNET no less, then i don't want to know what you're going to be like if you have to work with someone that has trouble writing in english because maybe English isn't their 1st language.

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[Stranger]

Firstly, do we even know this person is english O_O. He even mentioned something about Malta and Germany.

Secondly, why the hell has everyone got so bloody anal about puncuation and spelling all of a sudden. I mean, bstmte didn't nearly get as much heat from you guys then BigRed, and i still don't have a clue what he was talking about, but this guy, i can read it ok, it makes sense (well, 'ish) and bejeebus, if you guys are getting so worked up about this, on the INTERNET no less, then i don't want to know what you're going to be like if you have to work with someone that has trouble writing in english because maybe English isn't their 1st language.

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BR, if English isn't your first language than you have an excuse. :wink:

[Wesley]

I don't mind his lack of english skills. It's readable. I do however, mind the swearing. Maybe if he spent more time learning to write properly instead of swearing. The swearing just makes you look retarded.

[kopo]

I'd take her to the slaughterhouse to show her how meat is made and where kittens really go to when you masturbate.

Or not.

I don't quite like the whole date idea. Just hang out with eachter, it's not that forced and it's all natural. It's better then a forced situation that is going to cost you (boys) money.

[Stranger]

So where do you hang out, kopo?

[EEVILMURRAY]

It not only reflects badly on the forum as a whole
That's bollocks surely.



Take her to a swingers evening, or a brothel.

[Big Red]

my god this is the third time of writing this,just one reason why i cant take my time to read every thing, becuase the compurter likes to crash.

but hear it goes.....maybe im just in that 10%.lazzie yes, (at times pending how the day has been or rough weekend) time to check every thing without spell chek, no, have a dictionary to hand, no

if you no dislexic people you would no that their is differnt levels of it,differnt ways it can affect you(one has nothin to do with the other)
but thank you for puting me in your genral dislexia boiling pot!!

i think if you actually look at my posts, from when i was asked about punctuation, you will find their is an ever growing attempt to correct this
(if you look you will find it)

always do i try to stay on a topic, but i find my self havin to do this because peolpe cant read one or two words.

and if you cannot read or follow what i am writing, how on earth did you right back in such detail, about somthin you can not read.

love the local neighbour hood negro

[Stranger]

Hey, look, I didn't mean to offend. Let's just consider it dropped, okay? :smile:

Has that worked in the past with your ladies, EEVIL?

[Twozzok]

Big Red - don't be put off by the selct few that are totally anal about spelling and punctuation, i can see you are trying' (ish), and so should most people. but there is a select few who don't.

Stranger - don't think that was aimed directly at you, it was just the first post i saw about punctuation and spelling and stuff :)

[Stranger]

Stranger - don't think that was aimed directly at you, it was just the first post i saw about punctuation and spelling and stuff :)

No worries. As long as it's understandable - and BR is clearly making sure it is now - I've got no problem.

Let's try not to deviate from the topic any longer.

Where do you guys take your special lady?

(And vice versa for the women on the boards!)

[EEVILMURRAY]

Has that worked in the past with your ladies, EEVIL?

Fucking right it has, and on the few incidents where it hasn't worked you don't have to go far to find another lass. :hehe:

[Raining_again]

that would definately be an interesting date anyway! :heh:

[Dan Dare]

Well I speak for all of us when I say this has enlightened me.
surprised you didnt know bout this one offers. i did,and im a nun! :grin:

[Big Red]

evilmurray, that has to be the best thing i have heard all day.it would be like going to a big party, were thers lots of ladys, and floating the girl your with
(floating - to get rid off - or to ditch)
dont worry guys and gals, i dont get offended easy. hide like a riano, some mite say.

[Raining_again]

I think you have to have a hide like a rhino when Offerman joins the thread! :heh:

[JonSt]

Ive had success using the local theme park as entertainment, the girls love to see me all wet.....................on the wet slide.

[Big Red]

I think you have to have a hide like a rhino when Offerman joins the thread! :heh:

so what about your self! weres the best place some one has taken you :wink:

[JonSt]

so what about your self! weres the best place some one has taken you :wink:

From what ive heard, its on the net :heh:

[Raining_again]

A picnic & a walk down the beach. When you can just walk together holding hands, and if your in a frisky mood, gettin a bit playful in the ocean is always fun! :D

[Big Red]

ha ha. thats always why the net is a good idea

aaaaahhh that sounds lovley, but for me being next to the beach, gettin frisky on rocks is always going to hurt. being the gentleman i am

[JonSt]

ha ha. thats always why the net is a good idea

That net post wasn't aimed at you, it was aimed at the poster above that you quoted, apologies for the mix up.

[Big Red]

That net post wasn't aimed at you, it was aimed at the poster above that you quoted, apologies for the mix up.


no worries........................................... ...........................need to make mes longer

[Raining_again]

From what ive heard, its on the net :heh:

Im not ashamed of anything that i do, if you want to discuss it, this isnt the place. stop going off topic.

[JonSt]

Im not ashamed of anything that i do, if you want to discuss it, this isnt the place. stop going off topic.

off topic eh, what the fuck was that then.

generally anywhere you can talk a lot is good, i think chicks like to talk a lot.

[Shorty]

wet.....................on the wet slide.

If it was any other way I'd be worried for your anatomy.

[JonSt]

If it was any other way I'd be worried for your anatomy.

me also, but i think they like to see my ripping six pack drenched :P

[Big Red]

Im not ashamed of anything that i do, if you want to discuss it, this isnt the place. stop going off topic.


now now!l
you see it sucks being the guy, you dont ever get things planed for you, and taken out as such. so this is why i dont go on as many dates any more.

i do hate supprises but, i dont like to no all the details like im planin a milatary opperation, it just takes all the fun out of it :(

[dukkadukka]

off topic eh, what the fuck was that then.

generally anywhere you can talk a lot is good, i think chicks like to talk a lot.
you really know how to charm a lady :indeed:

[#1cubeplayer]

Ask her where she would like to go so you don't end up going to Starbucks only to find out she hates coffee.

[Twozzok]

Starbucks makes an excellent Hot Chocolate though... ^_^

[#1cubeplayer]

Indeed they do, among other things that don't have coffee. However, I went to Starbucks for a study group and some girls kept complaining about the sheer smell of coffee.

[kopo]

So where do you hang out, kopo?
I hang out, but not with a gf.
But if i would have one, I'd probably hang out at the places i do now. There's some bars i know, which are good for hanging out after school and have a drink. Or how about walking. Just ask where she's going and go with her. On the way have a chat.

[Offerman]

What always gets me pretty hard is when you go trampoling with a girl. Dude even if she has like A or B cup your still guarenteed to get an erection.

[AshMat]

Yaaa bee, i iz a chav and we is gonna go ova 3 mcdonaldz and we iz gonna get bizaeee

[Bowser.Vs.FWNT]

Take her to the Bank!

[Offerman]

Take her to the Bank!

And watch her face drop as £0.00 dings up on the screen.

[Jack]

The cliche of meal and cinema worked for me the other night. So well, that it turned out the new wife's a swallower. THANK GOD, THANK JESUS, THANK BUDDAH, THANK KRISHNA, THANK EVERY FUCKER UP THERE.

[Stranger]

The cliche of meal and cinema worked for me the other night. So well, that it turned out the new wife's a swallower. THANK GOD, THANK JESUS, THANK BUDDAH, THANK KRISHNA, THANK EVERY FUCKER UP THERE.


OT: RLLMUK right?

[Ford Prefect]

*looks at title of thread*

............

where to go on a what?
O_o
o_O

[Dave_McCoy]

Simple...go to the pub. That's what I do usually do.

If I need a drink I'll go somewhere I can get with public transport (tool of the devil) or I'll drive out somewhere in the country to a pub there.

That way she can't escape :D

[Jack]

dont forget allah
How could I possibly do that?
OT: RLLMUK right?
Yes. Yes it is.

[RoadKill]

*looks at title of thread*

............

where to go on a what?
O_o
o_O

I wasn't too sure either.

[The3rdChildren]

I'll tell you where NOT to go on dates. Fucking dried fruit factory. You'd just think the two would go together hand in hand, but NO.

[Kurtle Squad]

Going for walks would be pretty cool...Especially if a forest somewhere, get 'em 2 come with ya where no1 goes :P

[Big Red]

Going for walks would be pretty cool...Especially if a forest somewhere, get 'em 2 come with ya where no1 goes :P


que evil laugh............................................. .................................................. .................................... :p

[Tphi]

Going for walks would be pretty cool...Especially if a forest somewhere, get 'em 2 come with ya where no1 goes :P

That sounds awfully like you want to rape them.

[Big Red]

That sounds awfully like you want to rape them.

i would have said, have his wicked way.
but seein as you put it like that, it does sound awfull :shock:

[Kurtle Squad]

Hahaha.....I certainly didn't mean it like that!! It sounded worse before I edited it. I meant just for a quick shag or something of the sort, haha.

[Big Red]

Hahaha.....I certainly didn't mean it like that!! It sounded worse before I edited it. I meant just for a quick shag or something of the sort, haha.

i no what you ment :)

so did you get backk with your girlie or is she just wantin to be freinds still

freinds that go into the woods :grin:

[Pit-Jr]

You can always take her back to your pad, if you have a pad, that way if she gets uppity she cant kick you out.