Only The Power Of Prayer Can Save You!

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have
gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture
leads
young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness,
and
violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five
or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental
health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church
Im the freaking anti-christ!

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

Hit me. 23! Shit i'm bust.

[Pit-Jr]

[/QUOTE]-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". [QUOTE]

where can i find those

[Athriller]

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.


-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (Well< I don't actually, but fuck it, I want to brag about eating Count Dracula cereal!)


-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

21! Take that Emo, I'm going home with your money and gal tonight.

[Jordan]

Oh god, no masturbation? Jeeze, i'm fucked. Along with quite a few on there. I guess Jesus is gunna kick my ass tonight.

[Blackfox]

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.

[rizz]

Yamcha! I can't believe youre cheating on us! (http://www.darkzero.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5616) :P

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

Yamcha! I can't believe youre cheating on us! (http://www.darkzero.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5616) :P
Im seeing other forums! :weep:

[Cubechris]

Im seeing other forums! :weep:

You whore, how dare you (http://www.hayesmates.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75)

[Blackfox]

You both make me sick. (http://www.woosel.com/forums/)

[#1cubeplayer]

Damn, I did not know I was so goth. As a matter of fact, even my parents are goth by those standards. Holy shit!

[Owario]

Holy shit, where can I buy this Count Dracula cereal? (Count Dracul-O's?)

[killer kirby]

i am a full on christain (have been for 3 years) it does change your life, but i used to do a lot of the stuff that Yamcha put down but once i gave my life to the lord it felt great my life has never been better and yes it was very hard for me give up a lot of my stuff that i used to do but now i feel all clean.

Oh god, no masturbation? Jeeze, i'm fucked. Along with quite a few on there. I guess Jesus is gunna kick my ass tonight.

yeah no masturbation that was one of the hardest ones for me to get rid of. and jesus always forgives and he never kicks anybody's ass (well mabey except for the devil)

but i shall never stop playing role-playing games, right now i am making an RPG on flash.

[Shorty]

I hate the phrase 'a gothic', you can't use 'a' with an adjective, 'a gothic person', 'a goth' - fair enough. That just gets on my nerves.

Learn how to write... old people!!

[MunKy]

Sweet merciful satan! I got 27 there! Im not a goth but damn. Apologies to any religious people, I dont hate you but I hate the people who run religions especially christianity, Bloody hypocrites.

[Raining_again]

holy o.O i got 28 :(

1-Frequently wears black clothing.

2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.

5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

9-Takes drugs.

10-Drinks alcohol.

11-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

12-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental
health center.) used to but dont anymore does it count?

13-Complains of boredom.

14 -Sleeps too excessively or too little.

15 -Is excessively awake during the night.

16-Spends large amounts of time alone.

17-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)

18-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

19-Misbehaves at home.

20-Eats excessively or too little.

21-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

22-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

23-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

24 -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

25-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

26-Expresses an interest in sex.

27-Masturbates

28... is a secret :heh:

[|Laguna|]

-Listens to anti-social genres of music.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. :woops:

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates



18...

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I must be a Goth then. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:













*rushes to mental health center.*

[Jordan]

i am a full on christain (have been for 3 years) it does change your life, but i used to do a lot of the stuff that Yamcha put down but once i gave my life to the lord it felt great my life has never been better and yes it was very hard for me give up a lot of my stuff that i used to do but now i feel all clean.



yeah no masturbation that was one of the hardest ones for me to get rid of. and jesus always forgives and he never kicks anybody's ass (well mabey except for the devil)

but i shall never stop playing role-playing games, right now i am making an RPG on flash.

Its svt4him version 2.0... Heh, nah i ehm... "respect" your wishes. But jeeze the "lord" can't forgive you for your sins. As 1, they aren't sins its natural human behaviour and 2, why are you repressing jacking off? it makes zero sense, you're eyes aren't going to melt and fall out if you wank you know.

[Offerman]

It all sounds horribly Americanian Religious Propoganda.

[Dawn]

I got 22, I should think 90% of normal people would be able to score more than 5.

Just because I like the internet, sex and some rock music, dislike "church sports" and enjoy cartoon breakfast cereal, I dont think Im about to go to hell.

[Jordan]

enjoy cartoon breakfast cereal, I dont think Im about to go to hell.

You'll definatly be going to hell for that one. No doubt.

[Dieter]

Isn't that list off landoverbaptists.org? I thought I read it there.

The site had my mouth hanging open before I realised it was a huge joke... it has to be...right? :(

[mario114]

You would have though a badge saying "i am a goth" is a bit of give away.

[Ashley]

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (I've got one, is that an interest)

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (sports is wholesome?)

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (Buffy, woo)

-Drinks alcohol.

-Complains of boredom. (doesn't everyone)

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (oh geez, im now satanic cause i suffer from mild insomnia)

-Is excessively awake during the night. (again, not something im happy about)

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (i burn easily)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (what is a "usual amount"?)

-Spends large amounts of time alone. (again, what is a "large amount")

-Requests time alone and quietness. (its called sleeping)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (Does this count, im 18 and thus an adult)

-Misbehaves at home.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Damn yeah)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (arguably Mario contains a role playing nature but whatever)

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (well if you dont make time for the computer you dont use it. its not like you can accidentaly go on t'internet)

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (Wiccan/Paganism/Buddhism all interest me)

Well I'll be damned - literally.

I hate the phrase 'a gothic', you can't use 'a' with an adjective, 'a gothic person', 'a goth' - fair enough. That just gets on my nerves.

Learn how to write... old people!!

I'd say "goth(ic)" is now more a noun than adjective.

[Shorty]

I'd say "goth(ic)" is now more a noun than adjective.

It must be a regional thing and personally I think it sounds stupid, sounds like what someone who doesn't know what a goth really is, "oh look a group of gothics" :/

Like calling an emo kid "an emotional".

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

Raining_Again, you realise that you listed those in the order that they appeared, so number 28 isn't... a huge secret :P

Go you.

[Pestneb]

Its svt4him version 2.0... Heh, nah i ehm... "respect" your wishes. But jeeze the "lord" can't forgive you for your sins. As 1, they aren't sins its natural human behaviour and 2, why are you repressing jacking off? it makes zero sense, you're eyes aren't going to melt and fall out if you wank you know.

being a devout Christian I'm sure you're the most qualified person to state that ;)

Sex is natural human behaviour, from a Christian point of view "jacking off" and having sex out side of marriage are sinful.

therefore, from a Christian point of view
1) God can forgive such sins

2)Viewing "jacking off" as a sin it makes complete sense

[Raining_again]

Raining_Again, you realise that you listed those in the order that they appeared, so number 28 isn't... a huge secret :P

Go you.

yeah i kinna figured that out. whoops. *ahem* yeah go me. i rock.

[Big Red]

ha ha! so whos joinin me in hell. i didnt get to read all of that im on limited time. by the sounds of it limited in more ways thasn one.............dam u dam u aaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll

[AshMat]

-Eats excessively or too little.
Here fatty, you want satanic cake?

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Well we're all fucked, every last one of us on this forum.

Bill Gates-Doomed

[Ashley]

Like calling an emo kid "an emotional".

Its a good way to describe emos if people don't know what they are. But most of the time I just call them annoying emos.

being a devout Christian I'm sure you're the most qualified person to state that ;)

Sex is natural human behaviour, from a Christian point of view "jacking off" and having sex out side of marriage are sinful.

therefore, from a Christian point of view
1) God can forgive such sins

2)Viewing "jacking off" as a sin it makes complete sense

Not to annoy/question but why is "jacking off" sex outside marriage. Its self-sex, is that so wrong? You're not cheating on anyone and you can do it in a marriage too. Just curious.

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

Catholics believe, in effect, that every ejaculation should lead to a child. Your sperm is there so that it one day becomes a lil' person. What's worse, killing a man or killing an unborn man?

Which is why contraception isn't allowed, nor abortion. The act of sex is supposed to be god's way of producing more minions and it's not supposed to be up to us whether we create life or not, y'know? It might seem irrational to some (or most) but once you get your head around the idea that these people believe that big G is in charge then it's not too hard to accept.

So basically, christians are masochists.

*giggles*

[Pestneb]

Its a good way to describe emos if people don't know what they are. But most of the time I just call them annoying emos.



Not to annoy/question but why is "jacking off" sex outside marriage. Its self-sex, is that so wrong? You're not cheating on anyone and you can do it in a marriage too. Just curious.

from a Christian point of view "jacking off" outside of marriage is sinful, and
from a Christian point of view having sex outside of marriage is sinful.
perhaps would have been a better way of putting it?

Just to clarify though, there is nothing in the bible that specifies "jacking off" is a sin, however in context of this verse:

"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

its generally felt that its difficult to avoid sin while "jacking off".

Catholics believe, in effect, that every ejaculation should lead to a child. Your sperm is there so that it one day becomes a lil' person. What's worse, killing a man or killing an unborn man?

Which is why contraception isn't allowed, nor abortion. The act of sex is supposed to be god's way of producing more minions and it's not supposed to be up to us whether we create life or not, y'know? It might seem irrational to some (or most) but once you get your head around the idea that these people believe that big G is in charge then it's not too hard to accept.

So basically, christians are masochists.

*giggles*

you state a Catholic belief then apply it to Christians as a whole?
what does the Bible say?
"A man will be united to his wife and the two will become one flesh"

thats all that verse says. no specification about the motives.
and abstaining would be a form of birth control, if God is in control of everything and they truely believe that then no contraception would be required.
indeed, even if they say used a condom, and God willed for them to have a child, that condom would fail.
or if they fell pregnant, then the child would miscarry.

murder requires action, both sperm and eggs are discharged naturally from the body, either through sex, or wet dreams, or periods.

abortion is also an instance of breaking the command "thou shalt not kill"
when you count the newly conceived child worthy of being called a human is down to personal opinion, as we all know, but better safe than sorry.

[Ashley]

from a Christian point of view "jacking off" outside of marriage is sinful, and
from a Christian point of view having sex outside of marriage is sinful.
perhaps would have been a better way of putting it?

Just to clarify though, there is nothing in the bible that specifies "jacking off" is a sin, however in context of this verse:

"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

its generally felt that its difficult to avoid sin while "jacking off".


That actually makes a bit more sense, although still silly Christian ideals. No offence, just not my bag.