Favourite Film Line [Archive]

Jamba

22-06-2007, 08:59 AM

Dog-amoto

22-06-2007, 09:07 AM

KNNNNNNNEEEEEELLLLLLLL BEFORE ZOD!!!!!

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Terence-Stamp---General-Zod-Photograph-C10101814.jpeg

Ryan

22-06-2007, 09:15 AM

"Yeah man, fuck it!" - Dennis Haysbert, Heat.

Jamba

22-06-2007, 09:17 AM

DENNIS HAYSBERT! Yeeeeaaha!

Zechs Merquise

22-06-2007, 09:22 AM

"say hello to my little friend!" - Tony Montana - SCARFACE!

Retro_Link

22-06-2007, 09:38 AM

Shmoke and a pancake?

http://www.killbot.bm/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/capture_goldmember04.jpg

Fierce_LiNk

22-06-2007, 09:45 AM

I have so many, but I'm going to try and narrow it down to three.

"LISTEN! AND understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity. Or remorse. Or fear! And it absolutely will not stop. EVER! Until you are dead!" - Kyle Reese, played by Michael Biehn in The Terminator.

"Yo Adrian! I DID IT!" - Sylvester Stallone, as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II.

"Wilson! *Wilson floats away* I'm sorry, Wilson! I'm sorry!" - Tom Hanks, as the beloved volleyball floats away, in Castaway.

Cube

22-06-2007, 09:54 AM

"This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight… turbulence, and then… explode."

"There's no pattern to the pebbles here... it's all completely random. I tried to count them but you drove too fast. Hummingbird."

"Zoe, you and Simon are gonna rope em together. Five or six of em. I want em laid on out on the nose of the ship. Put Book front and center. He's our friend; we should honour him. Kaylee, find that kid who's taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit."

Jamba

22-06-2007, 09:57 AM

1 and 3 are from Serenity arent they?

My Buttons are Magic!

22-06-2007, 09:59 AM

"Wilson! *Wilson floats away* I'm sorry, Wilson! I'm sorry!" - Tom Hanks, as the beloved volleyball floats away, in Castaway.

i felt so sorry for him when that happened!

umm mine -
"C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter. " Brad Pitt in Se7en..lol

"Vesper Lynd: I will be keeping my eye on our government's money, and off your perfectly formed arse.
James Bond: You noticed.
Vesper Lynd: Even accountants have imagination. "

lol.. james bond

EEVILMURRAY

22-06-2007, 10:21 AM

"This is a family zoo not the Playboy Mansion you Pervert!" - Fierce Creatures

Let's get into the Total Recall Massive:
"My name is not Quaaaaaiiiddd!!"
"See you at the party Richter!"
"Get your ass to Mars"

"I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order."
"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?"
Starship Troopers.

Of course the one in my signature too.

Dexter

22-06-2007, 10:35 AM

i thought 300 was awesome, and there was a quote in there that made it into my top movie quotes:

" Spartans! Prepare for Glory!" - even though they knew they had no chance. Awesome.

Oh and the entire Leonidas speech to his troops.:awesome:

Strider

22-06-2007, 10:36 AM

Frodo: We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His gardener.

Theoden: Fell deeds awake... Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn...

Lord Of The Rings

I know i've got some favourite ones i just cant remeber them :(

Daft

22-06-2007, 10:42 AM

I'm dismayed that no one has said this, but...

"This

*takes breath*

is

*takes huge breath*

SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!"

http://www.fanboy.com/images/sparta-trailer2-03.jpg

It had to be said...

monkeyking87

22-06-2007, 10:44 AM

Yeah awesome film

Not sure its my favourite but a great quote is actually in my sig!

:)

Jamba

22-06-2007, 10:47 AM

300: Visually awesome. Script sucked balls = film pretty good but a bit ok.

MunKy

22-06-2007, 10:50 AM

Anything and everything from Clerks 1 & 2.

Dexter

22-06-2007, 10:51 AM

300: Visually awesome. Script sucked balls = film pretty good but a bit ok.

Have to disagree, thought the script was good a very faithful to the Graphic Novel. Suppose if you dont like the graphic novel then it would suck to you :heh:

monkeyking87

22-06-2007, 10:51 AM

300: Visually awesome. Script sucked balls = film pretty good but a bit ok.

*Sharp GASP*

WHAT?!?!?!?!

:shakehead

Daft

22-06-2007, 10:53 AM

I'm not sure it is my favourite but the fact that you can swith "Sparta" for anything else means I can shout at most people and they think its a joke...or is it?

"Come with me if you want to live." - Arnie, T2. I love how he says this line.

EEVILMURRAY

22-06-2007, 11:11 AM

Another line from 300:
"This. Is. Caketown!!"

Genius:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

ViPeR

22-06-2007, 11:16 AM

"Game over man! Game over!!"

http://www.mrnuke.com/pics/hudson1.jpg

Solo

22-06-2007, 11:17 AM

''Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.'' - Shaun of the Dead.

Makes me chuckle everytime. :)

Zechs Merquise

22-06-2007, 11:22 AM

"Game over man! Game over!!"

http://www.mrnuke.com/pics/hudson1.jpg

awesome! I loved his pitiful defeatist attitude, but it did look grim by that point in the film. Best one fo the series too!

Cube

22-06-2007, 11:24 AM

1 and 3 are from Serenity arent they?

All 3 are. Well. the 1st one. Second is from a deleted scene, and the third is just Nathan Fillion having fun in an outtake.

gaggle64

22-06-2007, 11:32 AM

How about we turn this into a little game? The first person who can identify the films and characters all three of these quotes come from wins an imaginary cookie:

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

"As my lawyer, you should know: I've killed a lot of people."

"Are these your lunches? You eat other peoples lunches? STOP IT!!"

Monopolyman

22-06-2007, 11:32 AM

I suppose this is more of a conversation, but never-the-less, it still is great...

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

...from Goodfellas

also...

"As far back as I remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"- Henry Hill, Goodfellas

"That'll be the day"- Ethan Edwards, The Searchers

"How can you trust a man who wears a belt and suspenders. The man can't even trust his own trousers"- Harmonica, Once Upon a Time in the West

"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."- Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs

Mundi

22-06-2007, 11:45 AM

Hail To The King! Ash from Evil Dead 3
And Ash gain: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

ReZourceman

22-06-2007, 11:45 AM

Ahem.

"Surely you can't be serious?!" "I am serious...and dont call me Shirley" - Airplane (And anyother quote for that matter)

"Milk was a bad choice" - Anchorman

"Dont act like you're not impressed" - Anchorman

"When in Rome" - Anchorman

"You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal" - The 40 Year Old Virgin

"Fuck off" - Knocked Up (Unreleased...purely seen from Trailer and INSTANT classic)

Dan Dare

22-06-2007, 11:46 AM

Fierce_LiNk

22-06-2007, 11:50 AM

Kindergarten Cop. :)

Arnie's films have so many awesome one liners!

Dan Dare

22-06-2007, 11:50 AM

"Let of some stteeeaaam Bennet!"

ThePigMarcher

22-06-2007, 11:54 AM

Most of my favourite lines come from 'Blue Velvet' (also my favourite ever movie). Frank Booth played by Dennis Hopper FTW.

Unfortunatley , the swear filter would have a fill day if I was to type then up so I shall resist , but the best ones are here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090756/quotes

welsh_gamer

22-06-2007, 11:56 AM

The Rock

Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
Mason: Your best?! Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen!
Mason: Really?
Goodspeed: Yeah!

Goodspeed: You enjoying this?
Mason: Well its certainly more enjoyable than my average day: reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the shower room. Though its been less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex-appeal?

Mason: I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm surprised you ever got past puberty.

Wallace and Gromit, Curse of the Were-Rabbit

[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the Bunvacc]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...
[lowers voice]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: ... toupée, please.
Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupée, you idiot! My hair is in your machine.
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.

Reverend Clement Hedges: I have a hunch this is going to be a night to remember!
Mr. Growbag: I just have a hunch.

Reverend Clement Hedges: To kill such a creature will require nerves of steel and... a bullet!
[lightning strikes]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: A bullet?
[lightning strikes]
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet!
[lightning strikes]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: A bull...
[lightning strikes]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Oh!
[closing the window]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: What kind of bullet?
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet... of pure gold.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Gold?
Reverend Clement Hedges: Yes... 24 "carrots"
[chuckles

Jimbob

22-06-2007, 12:17 PM

Goldeneye

Boris - "I am Invincible". Just before he got frozen with Liquid Nitrogren

True Lies

Arnie - "You're Fired!!". Towards the end, with the jet. Need i say more

mcj metroid

22-06-2007, 12:36 PM

I'll try it..

'' I'm going to live to see you eat that contract Killian but i hope you leave enough room for my fist because i'm going to jam it down your throat and break your GODDAMN SPINE'

A pissed off Arnie in 'THE RUNNING MAN'

Kindergarten Cop. :)

Arnie's films have so many awesome one liners!

Yep the best.''boys have a penis,girls have a vagina''

Also total recal should be mentioned

Fierce_LiNk

22-06-2007, 12:43 PM

That is definitely not the best line in K. Cop!

"ARE THESE ALL YOUR LUNCHES?!, etc" that is one.

"I Like you CINDEE! We're going to spend a lot of time together. Days! Weeekends! Haaaalidays! I'm going to be around. Til the end. of. time."

"Whats that?...ITS THE FIRE ALARM!"
"yaaaaaaaay!"
"cmaaaaan! Everybody stay together!"
"yaaaay! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! yaaaaay!"

:D:D:D

LazyBoy

22-06-2007, 12:43 PM

The entirity of Pulp Fiction. The movie is just thousands of great lines stringed together to make an hour and a half of movie.

Oh and Bill's long superhero spiel from the end of Kill Bill part 2.

gaggle64

22-06-2007, 12:45 PM

The Living Daylights:
"Watch the birdie, you bastard."

Roostophe

22-06-2007, 01:00 PM

From Mike Bassett: England Manager
Mike Bassett: SHUT UP! You're cheering for the Mexicans? We're England!
Lonnie: Alright Mike, keep your hair on.
Mike: Keep me hair on? Jesus Christ! The Newspapers are calling me a tw*t! My wife's about to leave me! We're gonna get knocked out of this bloody World Cup and you're singing Three Cheers for Ramirez!
Lonnie: Calm down, Mike.
Mike: I'm going out of my mind with worry here, and what're you doing to help? Aside from locking the balls in the Opel!
Lonnie: Looks like you got a bit of anger there Mike, fancy sharing it with us?
Mike: I will as a matter of fact, see you, you're a waste of space!
Lonnie: And that's how you feel is it?
Mike: And you know what else? You're just a small minded bigot!
Lonnie: Anything else in that locker there, Mike?
Mike: Just the one! Remember that Daewoo car you sold me? Well it's an absolute fucking disgrace!
(Lonnie punches Mike and storms off)

From Snatch
Gorgeous George: It's a campsite, it's a pikey campsite!
Tommy: 10 points.
George: What are we doing here?
Tommy: We're buying a caravan.
George: Off a pack of fucking pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy!
Tommy: Nah, not if you're here.
George: Ooh, you bastard! I fucking hate pikeys!

Also from Snatch
(Boris is still moving and swearing)
Bullet-Tooth Tony: Don't make me shoot you again Boris!
Boris: I'll fucking show you...
(Tony shoots Boris)
Boris: Fuck you!
Tony: For fuck's sake! (Shoots Boris again)
Boris: You missed!
(Tony shoots Boris again, Boris is finally silenced).
Tony: (To Tyrone on the floor) Fuck you and all!
(Tony pulls trigger, but no bullets remain)
Tony: You lucky bastard!

Tommy: What? Want to see if I've got the minerals?

Turkish: Boris the Blade, or Boris the Bullet Dodger, he's as bent as the Soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Truth is, it's impossible to kill the bastard!

EEVILMURRAY

22-06-2007, 01:32 PM

Also total recal should be mentioned

I mentioned Total Recall at the bottom of the first page.

A quote I didn't mention.

Just as Arnie is about to kill Benny with an unusual looking drill:
"SCREEEW YOOOOUU!"

Hellfire

22-06-2007, 01:46 PM

I'm dismayed that no one has said this, but...

"This

*takes breath*

is

*takes huge breath*

SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!"

http://www.fanboy.com/images/sparta-trailer2-03.jpg

It had to be said...

"MEN, READY YOUR BREAKFASTS AND EAT HEARTILY! BECAUSE TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!"

"There are motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane?"

"Did I just eat shit?"

"Luke, I am your father!"

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but its hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. Then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.

You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will
someday."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Fuck!" (Scarface)

Probably some more

The Bard

22-06-2007, 01:53 PM

"You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in, isn't really your home anymore. All of a sudden, even though you have some place where you put your shit, that idea of home is gone.

I still feel at home in my house. You'll see one day when you move out. Just sorta happens one day and it's gone; you feel like you can never get it back. It's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist.

Maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know? You won't ever have that feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself. You know, for... For your kids. For the family you start. It's like a cycle or something.

I don't know. But I miss the idea of it, you know? Maybe that's all family really is: a group of people that miss the same imaginary place. "

Andrew Largeman in Garden State.

This is also my favourite. One of the best movies ever made.

Also:

"We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole lifestyle that he helped create. A generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the acid culture: the desperate assumption that somebody, or at least some force, was tending the light at the end of the tunnel. There was only one road back to L.A. - U.S. Interstate 15. Just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo. Then onto the Hollywood Freeway, and straight on into frantic oblivion. Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak, in the freak kingdom."

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

Both from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Hellfire

22-06-2007, 01:55 PM

"Take a look at the Bat Wing bitch!" from Waiting or Shenanigans or whatever it's called. Awesome movie.

Slaggis

22-06-2007, 02:46 PM

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

Shrek - Everytime I hear that line it cracks me up.

Rummy

22-06-2007, 02:53 PM

'If I was you I'd get that booger of your jacket before it freezes up and scratches ya'
Nil point to the person who knows what it's from without googling. It's not exactly my favourite ever film line, but it's one that came to mind that I always remember(probablywrongly) me and my brother used to find it well funny, and used to say alot.

I'm seconding LazyBoy as well, as I watched Pulp Fiction just the other day and it's brilliant. I leave this post with one more line,
'Maybe I build her a cake.'

AshMat

22-06-2007, 02:59 PM

From my favourite movie ever, a bit lame but hey

I HAVE HAD IT, WITH THESE MUTHERUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MUTHERFUCKIN PLANE!

killthenet

22-06-2007, 03:01 PM

"I was a Toxic yuppie on the fast track."

"And the men set out, pathetic and senseless, in a boat that was far too small."

Slaggis

22-06-2007, 03:06 PM

From my favourite movie ever, a bit lame but hey

I HAVE HAD IT, WITH THESE MUTHERUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MUTHERFUCKIN PLANE!

haha, watch epic movie and it will ruin that line forever. Its the only good thing in epic movie actually.

hobbzinio

22-06-2007, 03:19 PM

Pretty much all the dialouge in Taxi Driver, Some of the best scripting ever written.

and

"Do The Truffle Shuffle!"

Monopolyman

22-06-2007, 03:37 PM

The entirity of Pulp Fiction. The movie is just thousands of great lines stringed together to make an hour and a half of movie.

This is true. I forgot about PF...

"English motherfucker, do you speak it!?"

"They call it a 'Royale with Cheese'"

"Bring out the gimp!"

"Now lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet"

and then there's Ezikiel 25:17, which I can't be bothered with.

Also, more of a monolouge, but from American Beauty...

"I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday"

martinist

22-06-2007, 04:19 PM

"you call that a knife? this, is a knife!" (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_pWDJp7l6Ww)

welsh_gamer

22-06-2007, 04:40 PM

Even more...

The Untouchables
Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone.

The Last Crusade
Indiana Jones: Nazis. I hate these guys.

Indiana Jones: All I have to do is squeeze.
Elsa: All I have to do is scream.

The 6th Day
Adam Gibson: All I know is that there is somebody in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and its not me! :shakehead

ReZourceman

22-06-2007, 04:43 PM

haha, watch epic movie and it will ruin that line forever. Its the only good thing in epic movie actually.

*Loved Epic Movie so much he bought it* :)

DanielTimothy

22-06-2007, 04:47 PM

"I am an Island, I'm bloody Ibiza!" and "Don't well me, you daft fucking hippie!" - About a Boy.

Zell

22-06-2007, 08:01 PM

"Oh man, I've just shot Marvin in the face!"

Classic.

Jack

22-06-2007, 08:13 PM

"Here are your names... Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink."
"Why am I Mr. Pink?"
"Because you're a faggot, alright?"

rokhed00

22-06-2007, 08:15 PM

I kick arse for the Lord.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/b/c/fbc062ed1dd88b7721fcbfef112bbce9.gif

killthenet

22-06-2007, 08:27 PM

"I'm gonna hit you in the head with a crow bar."

Terrance Mann in "Field of Dreams". It's just the deadpan way that he says it.

Tellyn

22-06-2007, 08:30 PM

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." Darth Vader - Star Wars

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Gandalf - Fellowship of the Ring

"Percy, a large man is ripping your ears off! I'd do as he says!" Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) - Green Mile

And these aren't strictly film lines, but they're from TV and I found them to be just as brilliant.

"You've got your fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course!" DCI Hunt - Life on Mars

Sam Tyler: "This place is like Guantanamo Bay."
Gene Hunt: "Give over, it's nothing like Spain."

Gene Hunt: Ray! Go and arrest the landlord of the Trafford Arms
Ray Carling:What for?
Gene Hunt: Think of something on the way
[Later]
Gene Hunt: In a bizarre twist of fate the landlord was arrested this afternoon.... on suspicion of Cattle Rustling
[Ray takes a bow and receives a round of applause]

Gene Hunt: Don't move! You're surrounded by armed bastards!

Annie Cartwright: Boss, there's a viscous yellow liquid in his ear....
Gene Hunt: No, that's the drip from my fried egg butty, love. Well done Miss Marple, that's why we need women detectives...

Gene Hunt: You great... soft... sissy... girlie... nancy... French... bender... Man United supporting POOF!!

Gene Hunt: She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.

Gene Hunt: Listen, you're not the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers, I'm coming with you!

Slaggis

22-06-2007, 08:33 PM

*Loved Epic Movie so much he bought it* :)

lol I just remembered the whole "Jack Swallows" name that they came up with, that was hilarious.
Even though the movie is one of the worst spoof movies (the pirates of the caribbean rap proves it) It did have a great line, "Thats not a chocolate river..thats the sewage line"

hobbzinio

22-06-2007, 08:50 PM

Slaggis

22-06-2007, 08:55 PM

Jesus fuckin christ ^ Just admit you like Epic Movie already and stop throwing in the whole "athough its the worst film ever, i loved the bit" routine.

Are you really that paranoid on what people think of your opinion?

wtf? I watched it yesterday with some mates, and the only bits I found at all funny was the name they came up with "jack swallows" a qoute from the trailer that I mentioned and the fact it ruined the snaked on a plane qoute.

Why would I be in the least bit paranoid in what people think? Its an internet forum for christ sake, grow up.

welsh_gamer

22-06-2007, 09:00 PM

And these aren't strictly film lines, but they're from TV and I found them to be just as brilliant.

Sam Tyler: "This place is like Guantanamo Bay."
Gene Hunt: "Give over, it's nothing like Spain."

Classic :) but no '24' quotes Tellyn? I'm disappointed in you :heh:

Daft

22-06-2007, 09:14 PM

The best line ever...

"Aah, but it's only wafer thin."

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/jpgs/vi-wafer.jpg

Ant-Shimmin

22-06-2007, 09:16 PM

Rex: Surely you can't be serious
Leslie Neilsen: I am serious and don't call me Surely

Airplane!

mcj metroid

22-06-2007, 10:46 PM

I mentioned Total Recall at the bottom of the first page.

A quote I didn't mention.

Just as Arnie is about to kill Benny with an unusual looking drill:
"SCREEEW YOOOOUU!"

I apologise great choice:)

Rex: Surely you can't be serious
Leslie Neilsen: I am serious and don't call me Surely

Airplane!

I could do them all day from both films. i get mixed between them both in my opinion they are both as good as each other.

''We got clearance clarence, roger Roger what's your vector Victor''

'' I asked the guy next to me to pinch me''

''Elaine: Also the bumps you are feeling are asteroids smashing off the side of the ship.
passenger: Are you telling us absolutely everything?
Elaine: NO..... we are also out of coffee
passengers: AGHHHHHHHH!''

The Bard

22-06-2007, 10:57 PM

"Oh man, I've just shot Marvin in the face!"

Classic.

I'm gonna call you and everyone else on tyat. The film lacked substance, I guess it was the throwaway diologue(sp?_+) that made it what it was, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought i would. the one liners were the highlights, but there was barely anything in the way of plot. It doesnt desrevge ALL the acclaim.

One liners are fun sometimes, so I get why people liek it.

Why would I be in the least bit paranoid in what people think? Its an internet forum for christ sake, grow up.

Everyone cares what people think. Even me, ebern though I like to say that I don't. I liked the Matrix, it's one of my favourite movies, even though people constanttl take the piss out of it, I think everyone\s a little paranoid as to whether their opinion is deemed socially acceptable.

Am I talking bullshit again?

Hellfire

22-06-2007, 11:00 PM

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. "

"French Soldier: Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: A what?
French Soldier: A present.
Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: Oui oui.
French Soldier: Allons y!
Other French soldiers: What?
French Soldier: Let's go!
Other French soldiers: Oh. "

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. "

"Ni!"

"-What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?
- There are some who call me.......... TIM!
-Greetings, Tim The Enchanter!
-GRRREETINGS!"

chairdriver

22-06-2007, 11:09 PM

From the Dead Or Alive movie:

"Do me up."

Konfucius

22-06-2007, 11:13 PM

Rachel Daws: "It doesn't matter who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you."
Batman: "A storm's coming."
Ducard: "Compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share." Bruce Wayne: "That's why it's so important."
Falonce: "You'll always fear what you don't understand."

Peter Parker's uncle: "With great power comes great responsibility."

Darth Vader: "When I met you I was but the learner, now I am the master."

Borg: "We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctivness to our own. You will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile."

Leonidas: "This is Sparta."

Arnie: "Stick around" knifing a guy to a wall

Optimus Prime: "Peace is the right of all sentient beings."

Lt. Radsjak: "Everyone fights, no one quits."
"Remember your training and you will make it back alive."

hobbzinio

22-06-2007, 11:16 PM

On the subject of 1 liners, how could you forget this one from The Godfather!!??

"Make him an offer, He can't refuse!"

Paj!

22-06-2007, 11:30 PM

From the Dead Or Alive movie:

"Do me up."

LOL!

I actually loved that film.

Helena FTW.

Dunno mine..

lol Chair,

*Jessica Alba Walks in, interrupting Julian McMahon*

"What are you doing?!"

chairdriver

22-06-2007, 11:39 PM

LOL!

I actually loved that film.

Helena FTW.

Dunno mine..

lol Chair,

*Jessica Alba Walks in, interrupting Julian McMahon*

"What are you doing?!"

No the best bit in the film was

Miss Invis "He said he wasn't the destroyer"
Thing "Maybe he was lying?"

Like the definition of an obvious lie.

Hellfire

23-06-2007, 12:40 AM

On the subject of 1 liners, how could you forget this one from The Godfather!!??

"Make him an offer, He can't refuse!"

"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Beat ya to it :P

martinist

23-06-2007, 03:56 AM

"Is it true that there is a spot in the human head that if you shoot it, it'll explode?"

Oxigen_Waste

23-06-2007, 04:44 AM

Rex: Surely you can't be serious
Leslie Neilsen: I am serious and don't call me Surely

Airplane!

SHIRLEY, idiot, SHIRLEY!

hmmmm

Magnolia:
"I will not apologize for who I am."

Ôdishon:
"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted."

Fight Club:
"It's not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything."

Revolver:
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back.

Marshmellow

23-06-2007, 05:34 AM

Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo!-Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead.

ipaul

23-06-2007, 10:58 AM

I thought of another though I can't remember exactly how it goes -
"A moment of panic runs through me as I realise his appartment is overlooking the gardens....and is obviously more expensive than mine"
From American Psycho, I just liked it so much :D

Slaggis

23-06-2007, 11:31 AM

I'm gonna call you and everyone else on tyat. The film lacked substance, I guess it was the throwaway diologue(sp?_+) that made it what it was, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought i would. the one liners were the highlights, but there was barely anything in the way of plot. It doesnt desrevge ALL the acclaim.

One liners are fun sometimes, so I get why people liek it.

Everyone cares what people think. Even me, ebern though I like to say that I don't. I liked the Matrix, it's one of my favourite movies, even though people constanttl take the piss out of it, I think everyone\s a little paranoid as to whether their opinion is deemed socially acceptable.

Am I talking bullshit again?

In my mind, basically yes. Why would I care what someone thinks about the movies I like? Why should you care what some person your most likely to never meet thinks? It makes no sense in my book. If you can't be honets on an internet forum where can you be?

Oh and who doesn't like the matrix btw? I thought it was classed as a complete classic nowadays?:confused:

Monopolyman

23-06-2007, 11:44 AM

"Make him an offer, He can't refuse!"

I prefered "I knew it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

But that, and other GF lines are great.

The Bard

23-06-2007, 11:46 AM

In my mind, basically yes. Why would I care what someone thinks about the movies I like? Why should you care what some person your most likely to never meet thinks? It makes no sense in my book. If you can't be honets on an internet forum where can you be?

Oh and who doesn't like the matrix btw? I thought it was classed as a complete classic nowadays?:confused:

/intoxicated.

Either way, anyone who says that they don't care what anyone says is full of crap.

I think OW's last quote from Revolver rings true ;).

Slaggis

23-06-2007, 11:52 AM

/intoxicated.

Either way, anyone who says that they don't care what anyone says is full of crap.

I think OW's last quote from Revolver rings true ;).

I was about to argue back and then realised that would be contradicting myself.

But is the matrix not considered a brilliant movie?

The Bard

23-06-2007, 11:56 AM

But is the matrix not considered a brilliant movie?

I think it's an immense film, but a lot of people I know think it's crap, for whatever reason, probably because the last 2 in the series were rubbish. I'm sure that some of the l33t movie affictionados on here would probably say that it's overhyped too, for whatever reason. I think it's great though.

Slaggis

23-06-2007, 12:00 PM

I think it's an immense film, but a lot of people I know think it's crap, for whatever reason, probably because the last 2 in the series were rubbish. I'm sure that some of the l33t movie affictionados on here would probably say that it's overhyped too, for whatever reason. I think it's great though.

Its an amazing movie with a great concept and amazinf special effects. The other two mind are most defintely dissapointing. The second one wasn't that bad, it had its moments like the highway chase. But the third is a travesty to movie making, it was literally painful to watch.

Tellyn

23-06-2007, 02:12 PM

Classic :) but no '24' quotes Tellyn? I'm disappointed in you :heh:

I thought I'd leave it since Cube or someone would come in here and crucify me, but you've got me started now.

"I've never found pharmaceutical torture to be all that effective."
"I have."

"Just smile and wave, Martha!"

"You're going to tell me what I want to know. It's just a question of how much you want it to hurt."

"DAMN IT!"

"I'm gonna need a hacksaw."

"Let's get one thing straight. The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to carry you."

"You probably don't think I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way."

Ryan

23-06-2007, 02:20 PM

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9380/heatsq0.png

Everything they say in this scene.

thirtynine.

23-06-2007, 02:28 PM

"Come with me if you like sex"
From The Penatrator
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145360/

Its a porn version of The Terminator. Its hillarious
The link should be "Come with me if you want to live"
Other bangers from this film include "You have been Penatrated."

Wesley

23-06-2007, 02:43 PM

"I was cured alright."

Can't believe no one said it.

Oxigen_Waste

23-06-2007, 03:00 PM

"I was cured alright."

Can't believe no one said it.

I forgot Alex. :) Nice call.

hobbzinio

23-06-2007, 03:10 PM

Hubert - "At School we were taught that Violence breeds Violence"
Vinz - "In the streets, we were taught that if you turn the other cheek, your dead motherfucker!"

La Haine ^

(As O-dogg and Caine leave the compton based, chinese owned corner store with alcohol, they are looked at with contempt).

Chinese Store Owner: Shame on Your Mother!
O-Dogg - What did you say about my momma?
Chinese Store Owner: I Dont want no trouble, get out!

(O-dogg shoots the man with a glock 6 times and kills his wife, leaving with the CCTV tape and money from the till)

Menace 2 Society ^

"Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn!"

Gone With The Wind ^

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

Blade Runner ^

"Go ahead, make my day punk"

Dirty Harry ^

"Life is like a box of Chocolates"

Forrest Gump

Oxigen_Waste

23-06-2007, 03:30 PM

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

Class. :) Forgot that one. =D

The fish

23-06-2007, 03:44 PM

"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" - Carry On Clio (the only good Carry On film)

"Would it help if I got out an pushed?" - Empire Strikes Back

"Ah, James, what an unpleasant surprise!"
"We aim to please." - Goldeneye

"Quick, how many stripes do I have?"
"Three"
"NO! I've got one...two...three...three? That's all I have?" - Finding Nemo

Don't talk to any toy you don't know! - Toy Story 2

Pit-Jr

23-06-2007, 04:15 PM

[''Go practice falling down, ill be over there in a minute''-Joe Dirt

''Luckily, my neck broke my fall''-Joe Dirt

''HIT PUREE!!''-Ma Fratelli from Goonies

and this conversation from Saving Silverman

Judith: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
J.D.: Yes... No!
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
J.D.: Which man?
Judith: Any man!
J.D.: You mean like a tall man?
Judith: Sure, whatever!
J.D.: 'Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me!
Judith: What about a short man?
J.D.: How short? Some times people can be too short, that's weird like midgets!
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
J.D.: Does that include celebrities?