How do i get a girlfriend?

[syco_link]

Hello n00bs, how do i get a girlfriend

[Mr_Odwin]

Show the girls your penis. Always works, guaranteed.

[MunKy]

Kidnap the first one that talks to you and chain her up in the basement or attic and always call her by your mothers name.

EDIT: forgot to put the word "you" in there. And remember to feed her.

[Happenstance]

For starters you dont go asking people on a forum how to get a girlfriend

[Grebe]

Show the girls your penis. Always works, guaranteed.

Make sure its of adequette size mind.

Dont act like a dick around the ones you like too. Helps alot.

[Jordan]

Getting a girlfriend? Is that like finding the holy grail or something?

[Meik]

1. Pick a girl you like.

2. ???????

3. Profit!

[JonSt]

I thought this was kigans thread, anyways, Thai Brides are the way forward.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

Buy a big net, and use it at the first and best one you see.

Setting traps also works.

[Raining_again]

lol you guys havent got a clue have you :heh:

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

We do, were just not revealing our secrets.

[Raining_again]

aye, thats it ;)

[Dawn]

Asking a girl out is usually a good start.

[DiemetriX]

You guys got it all wrong..
Find a girl you like. then show here your Über micro :) Chicks love guys who are good with their fingers...

Or you can do as i did.. just pretend you're cool. I actually sortoff had about 3GF at the time when i just tryed to act cool :)
Now i'm cool, so Girls are no problem.

[Raining_again]

just be yourself, dont flash body parts (not til after the first date anyway! :heh: ) chat about something you have in common, or a generic topic like music, if you dont know what they like

[kav82]

You don't want a girlfriend, you just want to get your end away!

Law of averages! The more you ask, the more likely you are to get a yes!

Be direct!


haha

[JonSt]

Just act natural, compliment them etc, all the usual shit.

[Dawn]

Hahahaha, Ive never played that one before. Maybe Ill try it when I get home.

[syco_link]

Thanks for all the tips and im sorry for calling you all n00bs. You are obviously l337 :P

[Raining_again]

i dont find that funny, i dont deserve this shabby treatment

I dont like games i'd rather get straight to the point to be honest.

[Raining_again]

yeah well i dont get most girls myself, even tho i am one :heh:

[elniro]

yeah..exactly, if a girl is actually (that would be the daewoo) interested in you, why dont they just bloody say it. if they aint then leave me alone

awww poor dabooker lol

[Raining_again]

aww rejection is hard :( and i know..coming from experience :heh:

[Jordan]

The worse thing girls do, is when you ask them out and they give LAME excuses. You all know what i mean. If they but it bluntly, it would make you stop asking. If they give a girl excuse, you just keep asking.

[Athriller]

Claim the world and everything in it. It's never let me down.

[JonSt]

I prefer to cut to the chase and have no bullshit, you either go out with me or not bitch, simple as. It normally works.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

Here is how to:

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[mario114]

Here is how to:

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Never fails huh...?

[Jack]

£10 behind the skips round the back of Matalan, love you long time, etc.

[elniro]

yeah yeah...you go ahead and laugh...you..indian

i will dnt u worry

but my problem is the same as yours :sad:

[|Laguna|]

Set your eyes on the girl and just stalk her. Eventaully she will come round to the idea of you and her or just tye her up and play pretend. Here's a lil guide just to getcha started.



Background: Find out every bit of detail about the person’s history, from their age and place of birth to which dialects of chinese they are (1) fluent, (2) conversant, (3) intelligble in.

Interests: Obtain information about the clubs they attend, what they spend their free time on. You can also correlate the excitement in their speech with the topic in order to gauge levels of interest.

Schedule: Note times that they are free. Look at their schedule to find when they have classes and what classes they have. Additionally find out the times the clubs they are involved in meet. This information will be useful for the next point.

Friends: Map a network of friends, acquaintences, classmates, coworkers. Categorize them by type of relation and degree of closeness.

Dislikes: This is tougher (especially when you don’t interact with them). Search through information about the friends they keep and note the similar interests. any dislikes stated by either your stalkee or their network of friends is typically sufficient.

Skills: Find their resume online, and weasel out their official transcript too. Find out areas in which they excel and have received awards in. Remember, the things people put on a resume are the things they like to show off.

Image: Find pictures (online usually) of the person. Save them. Note locales and activities that are going on, and level of satisfaction the person is in. This can indicate self-image as well as popularity (social-image).

This is by no means exhaustive, and I don’t go into specifics of how you should obtain this information. But that never stopped a curious stalker at their game.

Remember, all of this information should be stored for future recollection. If your adventerous, devote it to memory. That way, you can stalk any time of the day, anywhere, on anyone.

[Raining_again]

you sound experienced with the stalking malarky laguna :heh:

[Athriller]

Set your eyes on the girl and just stalk her. Eventaully she will come round to the idea of you and her or just tye her up and play pretend. Here's a lil guide just to getcha started.



Background: Find out every bit of detail about the person’s history, from their age and place of birth to which dialects of chinese they are (1) fluent, (2) conversant, (3) intelligble in.

Interests: Obtain information about the clubs they attend, what they spend their free time on. You can also correlate the excitement in their speech with the topic in order to gauge levels of interest.

Schedule: Note times that they are free. Look at their schedule to find when they have classes and what classes they have. Additionally find out the times the clubs they are involved in meet. This information will be useful for the next point.

Friends: Map a network of friends, acquaintences, classmates, coworkers. Categorize them by type of relation and degree of closeness.

Dislikes: This is tougher (especially when you don’t interact with them). Search through information about the friends they keep and note the similar interests. any dislikes stated by either your stalkee or their network of friends is typically sufficient.

Skills: Find their resume online, and weasel out their official transcript too. Find out areas in which they excel and have received awards in. Remember, the things people put on a resume are the things they like to show off.

Image: Find pictures (online usually) of the person. Save them. Note locales and activities that are going on, and level of satisfaction the person is in. This can indicate self-image as well as popularity (social-image).

This is by no means exhaustive, and I don’t go into specifics of how you should obtain this information. But that never stopped a curious stalker at their game.

Remember, all of this information should be stored for future recollection. If your adventerous, devote it to memory. That way, you can stalk any time of the day, anywhere, on anyone.

That's great until she realises that youre just an over obsessive stalker with very little social skills.

[JonSt]

you sound experienced with the stalking malarky laguna :heh:

My thoughts exactly.

[RoadKill]

Buy a Something Awful forums account, Ask/Tell is a much, much better place than here to ask questions like this, there have been a ton of threads. With useful comments from women.

(sorry there are no womens on the internet ha ha ha)

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

Girls are like zombies in several respects. They suck the living out of you, they're often incomprehensible and you never EVER go hunting zombies unless you're really, really, REALLY cool. Besides, they know exactly where to find you, and all your weak points. And all the nice points too.. Hmm..

Zombies ROCK!

[Sexual Chocolate]

Thanks for all the tips and im sorry for calling you all n00bs. You are obviously l337 :P

Obviously, but some people on here are beyond 1337, they know who they are.

[Dan Dare]

hell yeah i do.

[Raining_again]

(sorry there are no womens on the internet ha ha ha)

what am i, a robot female? :heh:

[RoadKill]

^^ Clearly. (Plus, it's a joke)

As far as I know, I was the only one to have ever coined the phrase beyond leet before anyone else, shit I have a sticker on my desk that says Piro RoadKill: Beyond leet.

[Offerman]

As hardnut forumers are aware, I Offerman havnt really had a girlfriend - and come to think of it, I havnt much experience either.

I used to be so desperate to get a girlfriend I would think or try anything...until one Thursday night, at a friends party. Alot of people have already heard the story so I wont go into detail...etc.

Anywho, twas near the end of the night, everybody was pretty drunk; except me, what with the no drinking and all. I was sitting on the sofa, feeling a little sleepy having enjoyed a herbel pick me up a few hours before hand. Anywho, this girl came up to me, she had short hair and small-average bust. She had a nice arse, and was about 5ft2. She was pretty drunk, and we engaged in conversation. Being honest, I was pretty stoned, hence me being so relaxed. Anywho, after much talking and her offering me full-blown sex, which I declined because I had no protection but foolishly thought she liked me and could get it later, spent the rest of the night passionatly kissing. *takes deep breath*. And venturing upstairs to get another hidden pleasure. ;)

Anywho, the next morning I stumbled into work after nearly hitting four birds, and two old people; I sat down at a bench. I flopped out my mobilephone only to see a text from the girl, saying she was very sorry but she was a raging lesbian. Well not in those words. Now my first thoughts where, 'Oh dear pissing christ, I really AM going to be single for the rest of my life'. However, after some thinking, and discussion with friends I decided to put that down to experience...but futher more, it showed me what is possible with time. Had I not had time to go too the party, then I wouldnt have got any action.

What you need to remember is if you spend abit of time just to venture out every now and again, then one day you will find someone. Remember if you have tried speaking to somebody, like Dabooker has, and they are not interested - then stuff them. They really are not worth it.

[Ten10]

Some girl decided not to bother talking to me in the end because she thought I was married. THE RING WAS ON MY RIGHT HAND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. And then she left the bus. She was fit. I frlt crappy after that. I lost the ring this afternoon too. That ring was expensive.

[Athriller]

I flopped out my mobilephone only to see a text from the girl, saying she was very sorry but she was a raging lesbian.

No offense, but that just sounds to me as if she was desperately looking for a scape goat and puled the sexuality card. I've convinced many people I'm gay this way.

[|Laguna|]

Aye, just find a girl you like. See if she has similar interest as you. Try and talk to her about it in situations where you are kinda forced to be there.
Like a lesson seating plan or being put in a group for activity or another. Drama is very good for this as you have to communicate loads, you are forced to split up from friendship groups and you can get very close an personal if engaging in something like physcial theatre.
Then talk and see if you like her and try and gage if she likes you. Then try and get along and talk to a mate of her and try and suggest like a group date thing (not an orgy just like a group going bowling).
After this and all is going smoothly just casually do a meet up, and then another. Hopefully you will be confident and make a move and all will go well becasue I mean if a girl doesn't really like you she isn't going to go out on 2 dates with you. Maybe one for sympathy but not two.

That's what I did and it worked for me :). Group date was trip to London with 2 other friends, first properish date was a trip to London just us 2. Second date we had lunch and then by the end of the day were rolling all over each other in a playfullish manner in the park... ah good time, good times.

Oh and talking on MSN is good too, plus lil favours, like i copying a CD for her that she wants.


Oh and don't grovel. I did this at the time and looking back at the early stages of teh relationship I liked her so much I was really scared if I accidently upset/did something wrong so I'd send like a grovelling apolgy as such.

[Offerman]

No offense, but that just sounds to me as if she was desperately looking for a scape goat and puled the sexuality card. I've convinced many people I'm gay this way.

Well I know Ath, at the time I was admiment this was so. But she had very short hair, and..the plot thickens. I was at a party a fortnight ago and saw her again, she was kissing this other girl. Now Sir this is a one orf, I really do believe shes a dyke.

[JonSt]

Im sure she is a dyke offers, why else would she turn down the charms of the rampant offerman.

[Bowser57]

Well I know Ath, at the time I was admiment this was so. But she had very short hair, and..the plot thickens. I was at a party a fortnight ago and saw her again, she was kissing this other girl. Now Sir this is a one orf, I really do believe shes a dyke.


It often happens to me, I'll happily be bumming some man, then shock horror I'll wake up the next morning and have to send him a text telling him I'm straight but it'd slipped my mind pre-bumming.

[Offerman]

It often happens to me, I'll happily be bumming some man, then shock horror I'll wake up the next morning and have to send him a text telling him I'm straight but it'd slipped my mind pre-bumming.

Hmm the worst kind Bowsy.

[Stranger]

Hello n00bs, how do i get a girlfriend

If we knew, why would any of us be here?

This is the internet, for crying out loud.

[JonSt]

If we knew, why would any of us be here?

Speak for yourself mate.

[RoadKill]

It often happens to me, I'll happily be bumming some man, then shock horror I'll wake up the next morning and have to send him a text telling him I'm straight but it'd slipped my mind pre-bumming.

That's perfectly plausible, and I'm not even kidding.

[Charlie]

It often happens to me, I'll happily be bumming some man, then shock horror I'll wake up the next morning and have to send him a text telling him I'm straight but it'd slipped my mind pre-bumming.

That must be the funniest thing I've heard on these forums so far. :D

+ 1 of Guy's fake rep

[ViPeR]

yeah..exactly, if a girl is actually (that would be the daewoo) interested in you, why dont they just bloody say it. if they aint then leave me alone

Amen brother.

Aye, just find a girl you like. See if she has similar interest as you

You make it sound so easy.

[Haver]

Find an illegal, they're well up for it.

[Wesley]

Is it wise to be asking people on a Nintendo based internet forum?

I simply asked mine out. That worked quite well.

[blumeanie.]

Ignore the idiot grumblings of this lot of sexual malcontents. To get a girl just show her your money, flies round shit , bees round honey. Failing that, try a bottle of champagne and a couple of lines of cocaine with some 70s disco funk, she will definetly want more dates after that.

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

'bees around honey', I thought, is an intersting simile :P

[Offerman]

Ignore the idiot grumblings of this lot of sexual malcontents. To get a girl just show her your money, flies round shit , bees round honey. Failing that, try a bottle of champagne and a couple of lines of cocaine with some 70s disco funk, she will definetly want more dates after that.

If I had a girl I'd keep her well away from snow, or Champagne for that matter.

[Triple_C]

Some really strange ways to get a girlfriend here.

[Raining_again]

some really strange people round here ;) only kiddin guys :heh:

[Triple_C]

I don't think you should be kidding, there are. But not whoever is reading this post :D

[Raining_again]

Ignore the idiot grumblings of this lot of sexual malcontents. To get a girl just show her your money, flies round shit , bees round honey. Failing that, try a bottle of champagne and a couple of lines of cocaine with some 70s disco funk, she will definetly want more dates after that.

like seriously drugs are bad...dape rape anyone?

I DONT GO FOR MONEY. the only thing i like in a man is honestly, kindness and love, and humour is always good. i hate being treated to stuff, it only makes me feel bloody bad!

[Triple_C]

well, i'll never get a girl if I need kindness.

[Raining_again]

well, i'll never get a girl if I need kindness.

by kindness i mean hugs when u feel sad. just little things that girls appreciate more than guys realise. or just a compliment when u feel ugly or whatever.

[Triple_C]

Whats the point in feeling ugly?

god, i'll never understand you girls........

[MunKy]

Someone I know has turned 18 recently and he is still a virgin. We went out to town with a few mates and some girls and I told him to just ask some girl out out and he kept goin on about chivalry and being a perfect gentleman and stuff like that. I told him it didnt matter at the stage he was at but he ignored me. Cant save some people.

[Triple_C]

what the hell??? Chivalry? Why on earth didn't he just ask her out.

[Raining_again]

whats wrong with being 18 and being a virgin tho?

[Triple_C]

I never said there was anything wrong with that.

[MunKy]

Nothing wrong with it per say but come on, in this day and age there enough sluts for everybody, especially where I live. Hard to find a nice girl that isnt a stuck up bitch or a siphlous infested chavette.

[Raining_again]

well im gunna be very brave here and admit to being a virgin. and im 19 years old.
:heh:

[Triple_C]

Well so am I. I am a virgin. but who isn't at my age? (apart from some who claim they have : p)

[Raining_again]

yeah but arent you like 14 or sumthin, id be shocked if u wasnt a virgin :P

[MunKy]

Its wierd but I respect girls who manage to keep it that long. Probably because they are rare and its an intentional choice. But when a guy is still a virgin late its not through want of trying. Any guy who says they "are waiting for right girl" is lying.

[Triple_C]

yeah but arent you like 14 or sumthin, id be shocked if u wasnt a virgin :P
I was joking, sorry I wasn't clearer.

[JonSt]

Nothing wrong with being a virgin, although im not, i hate people that go about slagging others of for being one.

[Bowser57]

Nothing wrong with being a virgin, although im not

That sure was one crazy night!

(Sorry about the text message the next morning).

[MunKy]

Im not slagging anybody off but my mate had a chance and he blew it when it was an easy opportunity. He did get incredibly wasted though (bout 20 shots plus an array of other drinks). Was surprised he didnt have to get his stomach pumped.

[Colin]

Its wierd but I respect girls who manage to keep it that long. Probably because they are rare and its an intentional choice. But when a guy is still a virgin late its not through want of trying. Any guy who says they "are waiting for right girl" is lying.

Sorry..........but again, some people should just speak for themselves.

Between the age of 16-18 I could just screw any bird, but when you know you can get it, then what's the point in rushing.

Lost mine at the age of 18 to my girlfriend at the time.

There's more to life than that my friend.

[JonSt]

That sure was one crazy night!

(Sorry about the text message the next morning).

Bowsy, i thought you were gonna keep it quiet, at least till we got to know each other better.

[RoadKill]

well im gunna be very brave here and admit to being a virgin. and im 19 years old.
:heh:

I lost my virginity at 19.

[Raining_again]

im actually not that bothered, sure i get urges like everyone else, im not particularily bothered about meeting Mr.perfect tho. I just dont want my first time to be a quick shag down an alley with a stranger.

[Stranger]

That sure was one crazy night!

(Sorry about the text message the next morning).

Ba-zing.



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[RoadKill]

im actually not that bothered, sure i get urges like everyone else, im not particularily bothered about meeting Mr.perfect tho. I just dont want my first time to be a quick shag down an alley with a stranger.

That's all good, I was just highlighting that being a virgin and 19 isn't particularly unusual, although progressively the age is lowering and lowering.

[Raining_again]

yeah i still know quite a few virgins. its a shame when girls lose their at 12 years old. my mate (slut mate) claimed to have lost hers when she was 8... :|

[Triple_C]

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

[Raining_again]

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

would you stop spamming mate it is gettin irritating, and im not lying, my mate might have been though. that post just wasnt constructive at all :indeed:

[Triple_C]

Sorry............................... And I was talking about your friend.

[RoadKill]

How naïve you are, Triple_c.

It does happen, although we can't verify it in this case.

[Andrew]

Someone I know has turned 18 recently and he is still a virgin.
Hmm, do I know you? :p

Seriously though, being single really is making me a bit depressed. I've started going to parties at bars with everyone from my 6th form. I'm kinda hoping that one day I'll have the confidence to actually approach a girl that I like...

[soag]

Im 22 and a virgin beat that :p

[kopo]

You all want girls? Go to Asia and for no more than the ridiculous price of €4 BAM, blowjob. €10 WHACK, shag.

[JonSt]

You all want girls? Go to Asia and for no more than the ridiculous price of €4 BAM, blowjob. €10 WHACK, shag.

I said this on like the first page, Kopo is the only one that has seen the light.

[Raining_again]

i mean i consider myself a nice guy, i seem to have a lot of guy friends but i have no girl friends. something is wrong

yeah your definately good lookin alright, thats a real shame man :(

im just generally very unlucky with men, all the ones i get are INCREDIBLY clingy and i just cant stick that

[system_error]

I am in a relationship since 2 years - it took me some time to find the right girl. Before I spend my weekends with various girls and had some fun because after all I want to enjoy my life and want to know both sides.

Only problem I would have as a "older" male virgin is that girls sometimes expect the man to do all the work - and sex is something you can't train alone :)
I never had a problem but a few friends of mine lost their girlfriends because they performed not well enough (even though the girls have been virgins too) but I guess such girls are a waste anyways.

To the thread starter:

If you look decent and are patient and not too shy it shouldn't be a problem - just don't start talking about nerd stuff instantly!

[Andrew]

You all want girls? Go to Asia and for no more than the ridiculous price of €4 BAM, blowjob. €10 WHACK, shag.
I'm not desperate for meaningless sex, I'd rather have a long lasting relationship, based more on friendship. But I guess the world doesn't work that way. :confused:

[Calza]

it shouldn't be a problem - just don't start talking about nerd stuff instantly!

What!!!!! The girls ask me about GTA and Need for Speed.
I'm getting confused :confused:

[Eenuh]

Had my first boyfriend when I was 19... and I'm still with him now. Though it's a long distance relationship and all (I mean, really long distance X3 ), so wheeee.
But anyway, nothing wrong with being a virgin. There's no "right age" for it to happen. You just have to find the right person. Just doing it with someone you don't care about is just... a waste of time in my opinion. Seriously, if you want a girl, you have to look for more than just sex. Just be nice, share interests, do fun stuff together... There's no special formula really. And besides, every person is different, so what might work for one, might not necessarily work for someone else.

Oh, and above all else though, never ever get desperate. ='3

[Athriller]

I kind of gave up on relationships. Since then, I've hopping from person to person. Not in any cheating or scandalous way, I've just been exploring lust. That said, I'm up for a proper relationship again. A girl I've known for two years asked me out recently, and I said yes. Her friend asked me to meet her at a Chinese restaraunt tomorrow. However, I didn't know the latter was proposed as a date. Right now, neither of them are picking up their phones. So now I have a date tomorrow at the cinema, and 10 minutes after that, a date with said person's friend down the street in a chinese restaurant. Shit guys, I'm done for now.

To top it all off, my ex is on a date to see the same film as I, at the same time, at the same place. I am royally fucked.

[Jordan]

Atif you're just too hot. I told you that in the past, i told you all the girls would be after you and you didn't believe me. I know a ladies man when i see one!

I'm 17 and i'm the only one in my group of friends whos a virgin. It's kinda annoying, to be honest i've decided that love will come looking for me not the other way around. If however i'm still single in my mid 20's... i know something is going wrong. Let's hope I find someone in uni. It can't help that all the girls around here are either obsessed with money or looks. I'm just too geeky, smart (in terms of the people around here anyway...) and ugly. So it doesn't help.

[Raining_again]

jord just admit it, you cant bear to part with your jar ;)

[Blackfox]

All of you worry too much. Give it time, and dont go into relationships seeking sex or anything like that. Go into them to have some fun times and memories.

Just be yourself.

EDIT:

ahahaha, nice Jar joke!

[CVD]

It's tough. A girl in work caught my eye and I really went all out to try and make something happen. After a month or so, things got good and we swapped numbers etc. Then, about 4 months on she told me she was moving 200 miles away from home to start uni elsewhere. So close with the girl of my dreams.

Back to square one for me...

[Jordan]

jord just admit it, you cant bear to part with your jar ;)

I will kill you woman!!

[Raining_again]

I will kill you woman!!

i dare you :heh: ;)

[Jordan]

i dare you :heh: ;)

I'll get the Lepricorn, guiness and those... plant things.

Errr yeah... :(

[Eenuh]

It's tough. A girl in work caught my eye and I really went all out to try and make something happen. After a month or so, things got good and we swapped numbers etc. Then, about 4 months on she told me she was moving 200 miles away from home to start uni elsewhere. So close with the girl of my dreams.

Back to square one for me...

That could still work though, if you both really want it. My boyfriend lives about 10000 miles away, and we've been together for two years now already. Not easy though, but meh. *shrugs*

[Raining_again]

u mean leprachaun? the green irish things/men? fortunately im not irish im scottish so you suck ;)

[JonSt]

u mean leprachaun? the green irish things/men? fortunately im not irish im scottish so you suck ;)

Yeah, she's with me, us north easters rule. Go us!

[soag]

u mean leprachaun? the green irish things/men? fortunately im not irish im scottish so you suck ;)

Its true she only pretends to be one of us cos us irish are so freaking awesome :D

Also I've been in a relationship with a girl since July and havnt done the whats me call it yet. There is more to a relationship than sex.

[CoolFunkMan]

I'm 19 and still virgin - it doesn't really bother me though. I'd rather find a girl that I can have a relationship with first than just sex. Though I've got a group of mates that keep saying I need to "get laid" and keep on going on at me to ask girls out when we're out - it really puts me off. ¬¬

Though I'm not lucky when it comes to relationships. I've only ever been out with one girl that dumped me a few days later by text. I found out she was one of those gals that "gets around" if ya know what I mean. :( Tbh, I was more pissed off with her when she went out with my mate then dumped him (I'm one of those kinda people that puts mates before himself mosta the time.)

Though even after all that I know I'll find the right person someday...

[kopo]

Just be yourself.


That's the problem...

[Ray Falling]

Wow, this is exactly the reason why I hate guys...YER ALL IDIOTS AND SEXIST PIGS!!!!

T_T anyway, don't look for love but let it find you. I know that sounds cheesy but it worked for me, every one of the 4 times I was looking for it I got hurt bad, but at least i learned a great deal from those experiences. and the 5th time was jackpot, she was there all along but i was so busy looking for love I didnt realize it was right there in front of me.

Hmm but then, most of the guys here are common bastards, probably cant even support a girl or treat her with respect for that matter. getting a girl can be easy, keeping her can be tricky...

just dont be a shallow bastard and you'll be alright...

--Ray

PS: much offence intended, most guys here and now are shallow and common, do something about it guys...You give people like me a bad name. And feel free to hate me now, I dont care.

[Pit-Jr]

Damn that was harsh Ray. You're right some girls do have a good heart and deserve respect. But for every one of those good girls theres a bad one that PREFERS a sexist pig for a boyfriend, as some of these guys already know and are taking full advantage of.

Face it, some women play games just as much or more than the pigs in here do.

[RoadKill]

Having fun in your fantasy world there man?

[The3rdChildren]

If you need to ask a bunch of sad forum users how to get a girlfriend, you will never have a girlfriend.

[Blackfox]

PS: much offence intended, most guys here and now are shallow and common, do something about it guys...You give people like me a bad name. And feel free to hate me now, I dont care.

We disliked you anyway.

--James.

[JonSt]

We disliked you anyway.

--James.

Foxy has hit the nail on the head there.

[RATM_4_EVA]

Girls...dear God girls. Read my blog and youll see why girls are so...complicated and vile. Here. (http://dirtydraws.blogspot.com/2005/10/girls-are-fucking-complicate.html) :smile:

[Marshmellow]

OK here is what you do you just smack her ass works everytime:D

[Raining_again]

OK here is what you do you just smack her ass works everytime:D
uh.

youd get a kick in the nuts if you did that to me.

[#1cubeplayer]

Im 22 and a virgin beat that :p
22 and a virgin, I know what you beat. :wink:

Just be friendly with girls, not desperate with some kind of goal in mind. I don't have a girlfriend but this month alone I was asked out by three girls to a dance that's coming up, all three of which I declined.

[Ray Falling]

Damn that was harsh Ray. You're right some girls do have a good heart and deserve respect. But for every one of those good girls theres a bad one that PREFERS a sexist pig for a boyfriend, as some of these guys already know and are taking full advantage of.

Face it, some women play games just as much or more than the pigs in here do.

This is very true, I seen that happen alot, specially around school and stuff. And sorry if that was abit too harsh, I tend to say whats on my mind alot.

I just get so tired of the way guys talk about girls around here, just nasty. But its like this everywere I suppose, and yeah sure theres some decent guys left...

I guess my problem is with people my age and below then, both guys and girls *sigh*

[#1cubeplayer]

You're problem is a fixation on superiority and ignoring that an endless variety of people exist and they have a right to be as they want so we should just deal with it.:)

[Ray Falling]

You're problem is a fixation on superiority and ignoring that an endless variety of people exist and they have a right to be as they want so we should just deal with it.:)

Agreed. And am fully aware of that, and dealing with it as well...but I'm not perfect and I need time to get used to the fact that people are like that.

Its just very exhausting to see these people everyday.

[Smalldude76]

uh.

youd get a kick in the nuts if you did that to me.

*snaps fingers* You-go-girl! mhm!


My view on today's generations: It's gone down the shitter. Decent people are a minority. How do I know this? Guys have slapped my ass. Damn pigs. One I slapped across the face cutting his inner cheek with his braces :angry:

edit - to be on topic: Be a douche that treats girls like shit - they always seem to be popular with the ladies.

[syco_link]

There are some girls in my school that i like, about 10 i think. I'm not sure if i fancy them or just like them. How do i tell?

[Offerman]

Well as hard as it is to believe, Offers is a virgin. :P Ahh god that really is hard too believe. :D

But as Jordan said at 17 its really a 50/50 split, non of my mates from work are virgins but they are abit older. Also out of all my other mates outside of work only 1 is a virgin like me. It used to bother me but funnily enough the more you think about it, the less you worry.

Besides my key to getting laid is made of metal and has four wheels. :D I mean, mine is exactly like a girl:

1) Its unreliable.

2) Its expensive.

3) It bites very hard if you mistreat it.

4) Its bloody good looking.

5) It smells nice.

6) It often attracts attention, both good and bad from other alpha-males.

[RoadKill]

3) It bites very hard if you mistreat it.


That's sometimes a good thing.

[jakeee]

I'm 15 and fortunately I'm still a virgin ^^;; In fact I've never dated a girl! Can you beat that!
Every girl I know says that they like boys who are kind, honest etc. I wonder what is wrong with me then. I'm kind, honest, succesful (top of the class) etc. Maybe I should hang out with the others, get drunk, start smoking and do stuff like that. Or is it because of my appearance? I'm not fat and I'm in pretty good shape. I don't know... maybe I'm too good or something :grin:.

Oh... If you want to have a girl tell her how good you are at Counter-Strike. It always works with me. ;)

[JonSt]

This thread is turning in to battle of the virgins.

[Athriller]

edit - to be on topic: Be a douche that treats girls like shit - they always seem to be popular with the ladies.

It's not so much that they're a douche that turns women on, but that they're independent and play by their own rules. The last thing a woman needs is a doormat who tells her she's a princess and calls every other minute to tell her how much she loves her.


The Independents > The Pushovers.

[Calza]

I'm still a virgin even though all my friends say there arn't.
But it is greenock for ya.

[JonSt]

I'm still a virgin even though all my friends say there arn't.
But it is greenock for ya.

Yeah, glasgow sucks. Full of underage mothers and crackheads.

[Haver]

I'm waiting for Lana Lang :(

[Haver]

probably cant even support a girl or treat her with respect for that matter. getting a girl can be easy, keeping her can be tricky...


http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00007KQA4.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Mundi]

onlu thing you need is a rag and a bottle of chloroform

[JonSt]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00007KQA4.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Great Book that haver, One of my favourites.

EDIT: shame about the film though.

[Calza]

I'm waiting for Lana Lang :(

Haver, Who Isn't it? :(

[Apple_NdiB]

onlu thing you need is a rag and a bottle of chloroform

Get with the times mate, we've got Rohypnol now!

[Retro_Link]

But for every one of those good girls theres a bad one that PREFERS a sexist pig for a boyfriendWhat i can't stand is when the worst blokes out there have girlfriends and nice, decent guys can really struggle.
Just watch any episode of 'Trisha', or any of that rubbish and the amount of rough blokes that are on there all have girlfriends, despite the fact they might knock them around, or they aren't nice looking, or a complete waste of space; yet they have girlfriends!
Granted their girlfriends are often similar to them (in that they have no manners, or are complete chavs etc...) and isn't the sort of person you'd want to be with anyways, but still!

Nice guys finish last!

[Arragaun]

Bottom line: only person who can get you a girlfriend is yourself. This thread isn't going to help. Can still use it to moan about stuff though...

[Cubechris]

Panda's are much more nicer.

[JonSt]

Panda's are much more nicer.

Yeah, but panda's steal your food.

[soag]

22 and a virgin, I know what you beat. :wink:

Just be friendly with girls, not desperate with some kind of goal in mind. I don't have a girlfriend but this month alone I was asked out by three girls to a dance that's coming up, all three of which I declined.

Excuse me the only thing you'll find me beating is eggs :p

[|Laguna|]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00007KQA4.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Bluddy good book, studied it for me English GCSE Literature. A sad book though but oh so well writeen. In another note the guy that plays George now plays the head honco in CSI New York.

Anyways. I'd say it be better to be a virgin then have lost it to somebody you hardly know as:

a) You're probably gonna remember it for teh rest of your life and if it's a shoddy affair it won't be a happy memory

b) It probably wont be as good becasue you'll be so concerned about jumping the hurdle you probably won't exploit (wrong word but can't think of the right one) the full pleasure that can be gained from the event.

c)If you go and get smashed and do it with some dickheaded woman/guy. Then who knows, they could wake up, and with their evil vindictive mind they could go ahead and give you a Cleveland Steamer (http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/zCleveland.html)

[MunKy]

Being a total nice guy dont work. I tried and I failed with that. If a girl is interested in you pretend that you arent interested in her but leave hints that you are. Dont be a total bastard though, I've never tried this but it isnt in my nature anyway. Unless you like pop culture, dont be yourself. I like metal and video games, how kool do I sound? Lie a little.

[#1cubeplayer]

If you like metal and video games you actually sound very cool. Honestly.

[MunKy]

If you like metal and video games you actually sound very cool. Honestly. (sarcasm?)

Really?Er..thanks, but over in shitty old england if you dont like hip hop and tracksuits, or indie and stripy t-shirts with collars then you aint considered cool. At least not where I live.On the border of the Chav Capital. Chavs are the english equivilant of wiggas if you dont know.

[JonSt]

Sadly in todays society if you dont know your burberry from von dutch you aint "with it".

[Raining_again]

Being a total nice guy dont work.

i like nice guys but sometimes when you meet someone its nice to tease a lil by playin hard to get! relationships don't work with people who play hard to get just a bit too much.

I tried and I failed with that.

i know this sounds really crap, but not all girls are the same and you'll find a girl that does like nice guys i promise!

If a girl is interested in you pretend that you arent interested in her but leave hints that you are. Dont be a total bastard though, I've never tried this but it isnt in my nature anyway.

Thats it exactly :)

Unless you like pop culture, dont be yourself. I like metal and video games, how kool do I sound? Lie a little.

I hate pop culture :heh: Dude! you sound awesome :heh: dont be so hard on yourself. this applies to most of the dudes here your all awesome :D

[JonSt]

I hate pop culture :heh: Dude! you sound awesome :heh: dont be so hard on yourself. this applies to most of the dudes here your all awesome :D

Why thanks, i am indeed awesome, just a shame more people dont notice it :weep:

[Platty]

hmmm i myself have had many girlfriends, the last one of which i very much loved but damn you Uni for taking her away!!

now at the age of 22 ive decided i want to be single for a bit, im fed up with getting into a relationship and just ending up hurt so for a while im gonna just go out and have a laugh with my mates and not bother about girls...if one comes along one night then thats a bonus. Of course we all need sex and its always handy to have a few contacts on your phone like me that you can call upon when needed. No strings, No hassle, lots of fun sex.

anyway as for the question how do i get a girlfriend? all you need to do is be yourself and have some confidence....its no good wondering why you havent got a girl if your on here most nights and when you go out or at school etc you dont talk to a single girl...

with me as i said ive had quite a few girlfriends and i just put it down to being confident and being able to talk to anyone! i know im not the best looking meat on the market, most girls wouldnt look twice at me but i chat to them and just make them feel like im interested in them which i am, make lots of eye contact, it makes you look like your really listening and taking it all in which you should be. Do this instead of just trying to get tangled up in their knickers or trying for a quick snog.... make them smile, make them laugh, dont get too heavy or obsessed with someone you have just met, play the old wait a day with the phone call/txt message. it works.

just go out with the i dont care attitude, dont be scared to talk to girls, just go up and start chatting to them, if they like you they will chat back, if not they will tell you to go away, but whats the big deal ? you dont know them, you spoke for like a minute, move on forget about it....

although i do hate it when you start to really get on with a girl and then you ask her out and you get the old "oh your really nice but i wouldnt want hurt you and if we split up we will lose our friendship" i hate that!! girls just tell us the truth that No fool you ugly go away! if you do that then we might leave you alone.

bah thats what i think anyway.

[MunKy]

I hate pop culture Dude! you sound awesome dont be so hard on yourself. this applies to most of the dudes here your all awesome

Thank you :D . Now if only there was a metal/video game city we could all live in. that solve a few problems. The one addressed in this thread and others.

[Raining_again]

tehehe id be up for that, sounds awesome, no chavs :D

[Tom The Bomb]

You dont know how to get a girlfriend?

Its simple. Firstly you gotta go outside, pull all ur clothes off dance around the streets naked doing the party boy gimmick and youll get a girlfriend in no time, or boyfriend.

[Raining_again]

oh yeah dude! i really cannot resist a man that dances naked in the street :heh:

i think youve solved their problem lol :D

[MunKy]

You dont know how to get a girlfriend?

Its simple. Firstly you gotta go outside, pull all ur clothes off dance around the streets naked doing the party boy gimmick and youll get a girlfriend in no time, or boyfriend.

At this time of the year? Its freezing! Apart the getting a cold thing unless you have heated underwear on before you wont be at maximum impressiveness. Unless you are a trimmed yeti.

[Tom The Bomb]

All good then :D

Oh and Tip #2 ensure that the song "its raining men" is playing, peeps dig that shizz ;)

[RoadKill]

onlu thing you need is a rag and a bottle of chloroform

Ah yes, classic. god the limit sucks

[kopo]

hmmm i myself have had many girlfriends, the last one of which i very much loved but damn you Uni for taking her away!!

now at the age of 22 ive decided i want to be single for a bit, im fed up with getting into a relationship and just ending up hurt so for a while im gonna just go out and have a laugh with my mates and not bother about girls...if one comes along one night then thats a bonus. Of course we all need sex and its always handy to have a few contacts on your phone like me that you can call upon when needed. No strings, No hassle, lots of fun sex.

anyway as for the question how do i get a girlfriend? all you need to do is be yourself and have some confidence....its no good wondering why you havent got a girl if your on here most nights and when you go out or at school etc you dont talk to a single girl...

with me as i said ive had quite a few girlfriends and i just put it down to being confident and being able to talk to anyone! i know im not the best looking meat on the market, most girls wouldnt look twice at me but i chat to them and just make them feel like im interested in them which i am, make lots of eye contact, it makes you look like your really listening and taking it all in which you should be. Do this instead of just trying to get tangled up in their knickers or trying for a quick snog.... make them smile, make them laugh, dont get too heavy or obsessed with someone you have just met, play the old wait a day with the phone call/txt message. it works.

just go out with the i dont care attitude, dont be scared to talk to girls, just go up and start chatting to them, if they like you they will chat back, if not they will tell you to go away, but whats the big deal ? you dont know them, you spoke for like a minute, move on forget about it....

although i do hate it when you start to really get on with a girl and then you ask her out and you get the old "oh your really nice but i wouldnt want hurt you and if we split up we will lose our friendship" i hate that!! girls just tell us the truth that No fool you ugly go away! if you do that then we might leave you alone.

bah thats what i think anyway.

The problem is (with girls you know) that they will talk to you even if they don't like you. It gives you false hope or you still have no idea if she likes you.

And then you start to analyse the situation in your head and start to calculate all the moves, making a mess.

This might not make a lot of sense, but nothing does lately.

[syco_link]

Gah, this all so complex!

[RoadKill]

Gah, this all so complex!

If you can find guys attractive, then fuck guys, it's easier.

[JonSt]

I think you guys are analysing it too much, just let it happen natural.

[kopo]

I think you guys are analysing it too much, just let it happen natural.
I think that'd be rape in most cases then.

[JonSt]

I think that'd be rape in most cases then.

As long as know one know about it, its all good.

[syco_link]

If you can find guys attractive, then fuck guys, it's easier.

I'm not gay, besides i'm only 14 and not really that interested in sex yet.

[Smalldude76]

Thank you :D . Now if only there was a metal/video game city we could all live in. that solve a few problems. The one addressed in this thread and others.

I'd live there without question.

The last thing a woman needs is a doormat who tells her she's a princess and calls every other minute to tell her how much she loves her.


I call them whipped :)

I hate pop culture Dude! you sound awesome dont be so hard on yourself. this applies to most of the dudes here your all awesome
>_>

I'm over 15 yet it says to increase to fifteen!

[RoadKill]

I'm not gay, besides i'm only 14 and not really that interested in sex yet.

I'm not gay either but I can tell you if I was it'd be a lot simpler.

[Platty]

its not rape it's suprise sex.

[#1cubeplayer]

I wanted to make some kind of witty comment to that, but it wouldn't be funny.

Like someone before me said, keep it natural and stay cool or chilled out or whatever. Otherwise you begin to analyse everything, calculate what to do or say, overthink your situation and you get nervous and make a damn fool of yourself. Imagine you're with your friends and be calm and confident.

[JonSt]

I wanted to make some kind of witty comment to that, but it wouldn't be funny.

Like someone before me said, keep it natural and stay cool or chilled out or whatever. Otherwise you begin to analyse everything, calculate what to do or say, overthink your situation and you get nervous and make a damn fool of yourself. Imagine you're with your friends and be calm and confident.

That was me that said all that cool stuff :awesome:

[PaperRay Falling]

This is very true, I seen that happen alot, specially around school and stuff. And sorry if that was abit too harsh, I tend to say whats on my mind alot.

I just get so tired of the way guys talk about girls around here, just nasty. But its like this everywere I suppose, and yeah sure theres some decent guys left...

I guess my problem is with people my age and below then, both guys and girls *sigh*

your problem is not enough pokeballs. not only can you capture girls but its a nonfunctional substitute for you own balls.

[Offerman]

Me and my fellow clan pushed the boat out last night...well not asuch.

What happened was it got to about 8PM and after consuming food we ran out of things to do, so we got into my girlfriend and headed orf into the big wide city. In there was this pub. Anywho we all piled in there and turns out this pub is known for the under 21's. Well, on arrival it seemed like under 18's. It was a rock-themed night, naturally me and my friends were not dressed for the occasion. We where surrounded by loads of people in 'alternative' dress, or gothic\emo clothes. And let me say, 90% of the girls where f**king gorgeous! Seriously every few seconds I had another one of those 'hold onto ure hard-on' moments'.

Anywho, I was feeling pretty confident that had I stayed there much longer I would have blatently got some girls number because they all kept looking and smiling at me. It was awesome.

Anywho, at about 9.30 the manager came up to us, and said unless we needed iD to prove we where over 18 we have to foxtrot oscar away, or the bouncers would turf us out. Apparantly its only under 18 until 10PM.

*shakes fist*

[|Laguna|]

Me and my fellow clan pushed the boat out last night...well not asuch.

What happened was it got to about 8PM and after consuming food we ran out of things to do, so we got into my girlfriend


:shock: Bucket vagina? :kiss:

[JonSt]

:shock: Bucket vagina? :kiss:

I think he is referring to his automobile, though I may be mistaken.

[Offerman]

I think he is referring to his automobile, though I may be mistaken.

Jon is correct, as I said a few posts back, my girlfriend is made of metal and has four wheels.

[|Laguna|]

Jon is correct, as I said a few posts back, my girlfriend is made of metal and has four wheels.

Ah yes, know I remember. :p :cool:

[#1cubeplayer]

He and his friends ride her hard all the time, and they're always putting lube in her.

[Big Red]

You don't want a girlfriend, you just want to get your end away!

Law of averages! The more you ask, the more likely you are to get a yes!

Be direct!


haha

indeed iv had some and one serious one, but the best thing to do is come down to brighton were thirs 75%females to males and out of that 25% male count 19% are gay so thers fun to be had so work those averages and if u dont get a girl friend u will get some,as in sex if ur that not clued up best thing that ever happend to me was my girl friend braking up with me and movin down hear.and if theirs still no look do what i do drink so much taquila that the pirat inside of u comes out,and any girle that even looks so much in ur direction take afermative action and plunder all ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then to the sea were we shall board the ship and travel davie jhoneses locker

[Dan Dare]

Good God. you actually just took Mr punctuation down a dark alley and stabbed him in the eyes, didn't you?

[#1cubeplayer]

Your post isn't perfect, either.

[RoadKill]

Your post isn't perfect, either.

Yours, however, is.

<3

[#1cubeplayer]

I always knew you loved me, Roadkill.

<3

[RoadKill]

^__^

So true!

[Dan Dare]

least I made an effort :weep:

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

indeed iv had some and one serious one, but the best thing to do is come down to brighton were thirs 75%females to males and out of that 25% male count 19% are gay so thers fun to be had so work those averages and if u dont get a girl friend u will get some,as in sex if ur that not clued up best thing that ever happend to me was my girl friend braking up with me and movin down hear.and if theirs still no look do what i do drink so much taquila that the pirat inside of u comes out,and any girle that even looks so much in ur direction take afermative action and plunder all ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then to the sea were we shall board the ship and travel davie jhoneses locker

.. I've lived in brighton all my life. If this is so amazing then i'd hate to see everywhere else in teh country. I hate no idea what made-up school paper you got your quotes from, but I suggest you burn down their jungle-gym.

I apologise. I'm just saying that if sex is all you want then that's all you deserve*. I get the feeling that's not going to be taken how I intend it :P

Maybe i just don't like the idea that you're calling 94% of my city gay slags, I don't know. Maybe I don't like the idea that I'm supposed to fit in the other 6%...

* Just don't forget your jacket. The world's cold enough without more of you guys running around sucking the life out of everything.± Or something.

±I just thought° that sounded cool.

°Footnotes are cool too. But this post sucks. I'm sorry.

[#1cubeplayer]

Maybe i just don't like the idea that you're calling 94% of my city gay slags, I don't know. Maybe I don't like the idea that I'm supposed to fit in the other 6%...
If you don't like fitting into that straight 6%, you might be more comfortable in the other category.

[Shenlong]

Meh girls, sometimes it seems like they were put into my world just to turn things on their head. Secondary school when it was all guys was straight forward - take the piss out of each other etc etc. Then 6th form and suddenly we got to be considerate of emotions and tip toe around iffy topics, i mean we were never heartless bastards, but it's hard to explain really, with my group we show affection by hitting each other and swearing at each other - twisted i know but what can you do. Then the girls came along and it took them a year to get over their prejudices of me, and when they did they just rained on my parade care free times where obliterated out right. But that being said i've met some amazing girls to hang about with - though they've all buggered off to uni and not got back in touch yet...Alas never have had a serious gf, and right now i'm not too phased bout it anymore what will happen will happen....but that being said i may be single for another 5 years though. Meh also this one line has screwed me over endlessly...you have 'chemistry', yeah and whats your point....she still won't go out with me...

Girls eh can't live with them, and wouldn't want to live without them...

[syco_link]

A really sad thing is that i have never EVER had a girlfriend. I hope that will change soon as i plan on asking someone out. I wonder what will happen O.o

[JonSt]

A really sad thing is that i have never EVER had a girlfriend. I hope that will change soon as i plan on asking someone out. I wonder what will happen O.o

As long as you stop using "O.o", you'll be fine.

[Arragaun]

A really sad thing is that i have never EVER had a girlfriend. I hope that will change soon as i plan on asking someone out. I wonder what will happen O.o
That's really brilliant mate, I do hope you'll tell us all about your exploits!

[Hellfire]

If life was an Anime, all it would take was to be a geek and a total failure. Eventually you would meet the perfect girl and you'd end up dating her without breaking a sweat. Man, I wish life was an anime.

[Jordan]

If life was an Anime, all it would take was to be a geek and a total failure. Eventually you would meet the perfect girl and you'd end up dating her without breaking a sweat. Man, I wish life was an anime.

If. Fucking. Only.

That is all.

[Maxi678]

I recently had a girlfriend, n she got rid of me like that

I was talkin 2 her, n told her i love her then she said she don;t wanna go out with me n hung up

[Jordan]

Maxi, i know its unfair to say this. But man thats just funnny. She's a fucking bitch XD

[gaggle64]

Yeah, that sounds harsh. I've yet to get a girlfriend either - I just haven't found a girl I really like yet. I don't really see the point in spending time with someone I don't like. The again, maybe I shouldn't be so picky - being a college student, I'm lucky if I don't find a girl who isn't so drunk she's threatening to throw-up over me, all the while completely unaware of how loud she's shouting in my ear. Ahh, just ignore me.

[syco_link]

Ok, here is the situation. At this very moment i am talking to a girl i like over msn. She is new to my school and i sit next to her in maths. She told me she used to fancy me (for about a day or two) but now she doesnt. Now she fancys this over guy. I fancy her though and i told her that. I'm not sure if asking her out is a good thing but i don't know. Someone help and i'll see what happens.

[Shorty]

Insulting in introductory sentence not reccomended.

[syco_link]

Further down the page i took back and called eveyone l337. Please help before she goes offline!

[Big Red]

what are u talkin about, best thing is find out what kind of things she likes but if u have her number call her CALL HER NOW and say hey im going to the movies this weekend do u fancy joining me (i say movies but i dont no what u crazey kids like these days but no brinkin in the park this will only lead to ..................i didnt no what i was doing if it goes pete tong)AND SOUND CONFEDENT VISULISE SOMTHING ELSE OTHER THAN HER SO UR TONG MA WORK

DO NOT SAY THIS OVER MSN CALL HER BE DIRECT

[Raining_again]

but if he doesnt have her number itll look a bit desperate asking for it. just be normal, and yourself, ask her if she fancies goin out, if you need to bring a few of your mates and a few of hers if its uncomfortable.

[Offerman]

Speaking of Brighton I actually went down there the other day. Me and my friends where in the New Forest, and thought we would cruise down there. Abit of a treck, but it was worth it.

The girls where nothing short of awesome. I was driving past one of the many highstreets and I saw this emo girl. She had long dark hair, a medium length black skirt, a sort of corset thing and had her lip and nose pierced. Seriously, she was freaking gorgeous, in between holding onto my hard-on I nearly careered orf the road.

Brighton appears to be where its at for jiggly things.

[Athriller]

As Big Red said, don't do it over MSN. The anonymous veil allows for her to be creatively fiendish. I say ask for her number, but don't make a big deal out of it. Just say , 'Hey, got a new phone, what's your number?".

[Offerman]

As Big Red said, don't do it over MSN. The anonymous veil allows for her to be creatively fiendish. I say ask for her number, but don't make a big deal out of it. Just say , 'Hey, got a new phone, what's your number?".

Or you could say...

'Hi, I'm Athriller, I work for the CIA; I'm afraid I am going to have to take your number for inspection. Failure to divulge will result in forced entry'.

[Big Red]

but if he doesnt have her number itll look a bit desperate asking for it. just be normal, and yourself, ask her if she fancies goin out, if you need to bring a few of your mates and a few of hers if its uncomfortable.

wait isnt that what i said (ask her if she fancies goin out) true about the number thing tho but as he sits next the girle i thought he had already done that bit seeing he can talk to her on msn. and the friend thing only works if she doesnt have a bull dog for a mate that has her own idea of who she should be seeing and if her mates dont like urs ur definitly screwd

[Raining_again]

what?! i completely cant follow you when you don't use punctuation. i meant like go out as a big group not as a date, (so who the hell cares if her mates a minger) and just chat and get to know each other.

[Kurtle Squad]

You're not supposed to TRY and get a gf. If you're a decent guy you'll find one by accident.....Though I guess I only found Jo cos I was trying...Damn, that throws my theory out the window!!

[Raining_again]

You're not supposed to TRY and get a gf.

thats my point exactly! if things work out its all good but if they dont you know you shouldnt be with the person. tryin to force things to be like a relationship way at the start doesnt always work, being friends before is way better.

And...if a girl uses the "better staying friends, dont wanna wreck our relationship" thats a brush off.

[Big Red]

what?! i completely cant follow you when you don't use punctuation. i meant like go out as a big group not as a date, (so who the hell cares if her mates a minger) and just chat and get to know each other.

wow wo wo wow i wasnt sayin her mates a minger, i ment shes on gaurd like a dog not looks like a dog :D although she mite be :D seriously tho if he likes her and goes out in a group she may just think he wants to be just frinds and thats worse than rejection trust me. punctu what! never heard of the dam thing aparently i took him in to a dark alley and stabbed his eyes out but i was sure it was some one else :D

one thing is for sertan all ladeys are differnt so how ever u would like things to go
the girle down the street has a differnt idea thats what makes u all so lovable and unobtainable

[Raining_again]

can someone please convert that for me?

[Dyson]

It's a natural thing...what else can I say? The first time you ask it'll be close to impossible, but you summon up enough courage and you'll be fine. Just make sure you don't do it in a public area.

As for teh penis, it's your call :P

[JonSt]

wow wo wo wow i wasnt sayin her mates a minger, i ment shes on gaurd like a dog not looks like a dog :D although she mite be :D seriously tho if he likes her and goes out in a group she may just think he wants to be just frinds and thats worse than rejection trust me. punctu what! never heard of the dam thing aparently i took him in to a dark alley and stabbed his eyes out but i was sure it was some one else :D

one thing is for sertan all ladeys are differnt so how ever u would like things to go
the girle down the street has a differnt idea thats what makes u all so lovable and unobtainable

Dude there is such a thing in the world called punctuation, you know those little dots you put at the end of a sentence and those bendy lines called comma's.

[Kurtle Squad]

thats my point exactly! if things work out its all good but if they dont you know you shouldnt be with the person. tryin to force things to be like a relationship way at the start doesnt always work, being friends before is way better.

And...if a girl uses the "better staying friends, dont wanna wreck our relationship" thats a brush off.

Yeah. We were freinds for ages until I realised I loved her.

[Dyson]

Yeah. We were freinds for ages until I realised I loved her.

Aw. Cute. How long?

[Kurtle Squad]

Just under 2 years.....which really isn't ages. But it feels like I've known her way longer than I have

[Big Red]

ok hear it goes!
the girle who u think looks like a dog but i think she acts like a dog.
meaning shes the evil whisper in ur future girls ear (understand so far)

so if her mate doesnt like u ur in for a rough ride because she would go with what her mates sayin instead of listening to her own head(comprenday) especialey if shes good freinds.

on the other hand he may charm the pants off her friend turning thoes evil whispers into lovley melodic notes(are u still with me)

is their any othe parts u dindnt understand

[Dyson]

That's awesome..2 years is a long time to realise you love someone though, isn't it? I'd have thought it's the kinda thing that hits you straight away. Not love at first sight [which can happen. I know a few people it's happened to.], but after getting to know them for a while. Even so, it's not like there's anything wrong with it n_n

[Kurtle Squad]

Heheh...yeah, I guess. I always kinda fancied her, but it felt weird when I realised how I felt. Luckily she felt the same way.
Unluckily, she lives in Malta...have to talk to her by phone & MSN :sad:

It may seem kinda stupid, but hey, we can't help how we feel.

[Big Red]

Dude there is such a thing in the world called punctuation, you know those little dots you put at the end of a sentence and those bendy lines called comma's.

mate its written how it comes out of my mouth! and by the time i have written a message it has alredy taken too long without those dots. but thanks for the heads up

[Raining_again]

man, is it so hard to use a full stop? I'm not stupid, thanks.

If a chick likes you, it won't matter what her mate says. And why would you wanna go out with someone that does whatever their mate says?


Edit: and you talk a whole paragraph worth of words, without a single breath!? christ o.O

[Kurtle Squad]

Yeah, they're not worth it if they're like that.

[Dyson]

Heheh...yeah, I guess. I always kinda fancied her, but it felt weird when I realised how I felt. Luckily she felt the same way.
Unluckily, she lives in Malta...have to talk to her by phone & MSN :sad:

It may seem kinda stupid, but hey, we can't help how we feel.

Nah, I know a few people [online] who have the same situation as you. Long distance relationships must be hard to keep up though..I'd hate it.

[Offerman]

I can totally understand peoples wantage for a girlfriend. I mean I used to want one really bad. Either you will get one eventually, or you will loose that obsession. No matter what comes first it will always be a happy ending. For me I have really be so busy with work I have lost interest. I know one day I will find one, and I know it sounds rich coming from me - but optimism is pretty awesome.

[Big Red]

no one is stupid!

i beg to differ (frinds can always sway the motion of judgement or desition makin)wether it takes one min or one year,

my eyes are old and wise but yet young and infentile

and if he likes her it dosent matter what flaws she comes with (unless axe murderer and any thing like this) but still this does happen in this world

[JonSt]

guys when you get a girlfriend you will wish you could go back to not having one. Seriously the nagging is terrible, ok the sex part is teh shit, but for the majority of the time its all bad.

[Big Red]

guys when you get a girlfriend you will wish you could go back to not having one. Seriously the nagging is terrible, ok the sex part is teh shit, but for the majority of the time its all bad.

sounds like urs was faulty ther should be a number u can call and get a replacement :indeed:

[Raining_again]

no one is stupid!

i beg to differ (frinds can always sway the motion of judgement or desition makin)wether it takes one min or one year,

my eyes are old and wise but yet young and infentile

and if he likes her it dosent matter what flaws she comes with (unless axe murderer and any thing like this) but still this does happen in this world

my friends will never make a decision like that for me, and i know a lot of other girls that are the same. Its you goin out with the person not your mate.

i agree with jonst in a way, being in a relationship can be horrible, 'specially if you like spending time on your own

[Big Red]

I can totally understand peoples wantage for a girlfriend. I mean I used to want one really bad. Either you will get one eventually, or you will loose that obsession. No matter what comes first it will always be a happy ending. For me I have really be so busy with work I have lost interest. I know one day I will find one, and I know it sounds rich coming from me - but optimism is pretty awesome.

just drive into brighton run down the first pittey ladey u see get out save her life hope she dosent sue u and fall in love ahhhhhhhhhhh :hehe:

[Offerman]

Yea thats the thing. I don't really like being alone, even if its just one person - company roxors, and female company is always pretty awesome because you feel alot closer to them then you would a dude.

[Big Red]

my friends will never make a decision like that for me, and i know a lot of other girls that are the same. Its you goin out with the person not your mate.

i agree with jonst in a way, being in a relationship can be horrible, 'specially if you like spending time on your own

i once new a girl just like that. i too thought it wasnt true, but one day BANG THE WORLD CHANGED and it does often shift in the way u want or dont want

[Raining_again]

i once new a girl just like that. i too thought it wasnt true, but one day BANG THE WORLD CHANGED and it does often shift in the way u want or dont want

ive always liked having time to myself, i have been with a few guys. They've all drove me nuts, wanting to spend 24/7 with me. ended up making excuse after excuse, just to get some peace! not that i hate male company, its great when your totally in love with someone, and spending time with them, but i need my space.

edit: and incase you wondered im not a 13 year old girl thats scared of boys. just to clear that up.

[Big Red]

ive always liked having time to myself, i have been with a few guys. They've all drove me nuts, wanting to spend 24/7 with me. ended up making excuse after excuse, just to get some peace! not that i hate male company, its great when your totally in love with someone, and spending time with them, but i need my space.

true say! i do love the alone time,but some times the thing is if u have some one that u can spend silent times with, (as in not some naggin bird) then u have the best of both worlds

[Eenuh]

Heheh...yeah, I guess. I always kinda fancied her, but it felt weird when I realised how I felt. Luckily she felt the same way.
Unluckily, she lives in Malta...have to talk to her by phone & MSN

It may seem kinda stupid, but hey, we can't help how we feel.

Nah, I know a few people [online] who have the same situation as you. Long distance relationships must be hard to keep up though..I'd hate it.

Hey Kurt, know what you're going through. I can only really talk to my boyfriend through AIM (and occasionally through Skype) since he lives in the States. I only really get to be with him twice a year... so yep, long distance relationships are indeed hard to keep up, but as long as you really love each other, it's very much worth it. =3
So hey, keep it up Kurt. It's great to see that there are more people who have the courage and will-power to go through this. =D

[Raining_again]

some men can be as nagging as females if not worse! :heh:

[Big Red]

wow i think we all got lost in are own things, were is syco link! has he asked her yet or what

some men can be as nagging as females if not worse! :heh:

hell yes probable more so! were u just abusing me again on the injury chat :bah: so how old are u then if ur not 13 and dont like boys and dont worry im not about to ask u out

[Raining_again]

Yes, i love to abuse men! thanks. :heh: im 19, probs way too old for you pet :heh:

[Big Red]

Yes, i love to abuse men! thanks. :heh: im 19, probs way too old for you pet :heh:

as i said before. my eyes are old and wise and yet young and infetile

:heh:

[Kurtle Squad]

ive always liked having time to myself, i have been with a few guys. They've all drove me nuts, wanting to spend 24/7 with me. ended up making excuse after excuse, just to get some peace! not that i hate male company, its great when your totally in love with someone, and spending time with them, but i need my space.

edit: and incase you wondered im not a 13 year old girl thats scared of boys. just to clear that up.

Haha, yeah. I doubt It'd end up being like that with me n Jo. We both like our own time n that. We take each other for who we are. I've hurt her quite a lot too, she's always taken me back. I'm well lucky to have found her.

[Big Red]

Haha, yeah. I doubt It'd end up being like that with me n Jo. We both like our own time n that. We take each other for who we are. I've hurt her quite a lot too, she's always taken me back. I'm well lucky to have found her.

stop mate im about to cry!! or somthin

[JonSt]

stop mate im about to cry!! or somthin

Im also about to cry if you dont fucking start using punctuation.

[Big Red]

ha.ha.ha.
hows that mate, does it do tings for u.

[JonSt]

ha.ha.ha.
hows that mate, does it do tings for u.

Not if you cant fucking spell either.

[Kurtle Squad]

Calm down guys. We all know Big Red has a puncuation problem, but there's no need to get agressive over it.

[Haver]

Im also about to cry if you dont fucking start using punctuation.

WICKED WICKED WILD WILD WEST, JIM WEST

Desperado

[Offerman]

Big Red is going to have even more of a problem, unless he stops double posting!

You have been warned.

Also, enough with the flaming; and Haver, my usual. Unless you have anything constructive to say then naff off.

[Big Red]

what i lack in spelling and punctuatoin i make up for in other areas.
so please its been a long day.. .. .. .. .. .. . .. . . .. . . .. .................................................. ......

[Haver]

Big Red is going to have even more of a problem, unless he stops double posting!

You have been warned.

Also, enough with the flaming; and Haver, my usual. Unless you have anything constructive to say then naff off.

Unreliable, ugly and loose; yup, sounds like your kinda girl Haver.

Get ze hook and ze line!

[Offerman]

Get ze hook and ze line!

Well as most people here are pretty pedantic I will follow suite. In that instance I was not flaming you, or directly flaming you, which is what we are seeing here. I was more flaming your choice of personal entertainment devices.

Offerman 1 - Haver 0.9

That is true Ath. In my attempt to quash things I appear to have rubbed salt into the wounds of injustice.

Hopefully things will calm, otherwise this is yet another axe mark in my modship record.

[Athriller]

This thread suddeny burst into a no holds barred, hell in a cell wrestling match. I'M SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE.

Haver's on the ropes! What will he do next?!