The Official N-Europe Never-Ending Story.

[triforcemario]

No, I'm not referring to the 80's fantasy movie, I'm referring to a popular forum game, which each poster contributes to an on-going story. Of course, they can put whatever they want. There is a limit of 15 words per post.

Edit: f*** the word limit! Do as many as ya want.

Let's begin.

Once upon a time, in the mysterious world of N-Europe, Flinky and Jordon were staring...

[Hellfire]

at a goatse when suddenly...

[Fresh]

Fresh appeared.....

[DomJcg]

flinky yawns and puts his arm round jordan

[EchoDesiato]

Fresh: "Hey, you guys heard about that guy that cut off his own penis?"

[spirited away]

Jordan says a suspicous "no", as claspes his hands to cover his trousers.

[Mr_Odwin]

A brick fell. "Oh oh!" says they. Bum chicka wah wah!
Chicka chicka wah!
Bad brick.

[Tellyn]

Spider-Man appears and pwns the brick using his spider-powers, when suddenly his arch-nemesis...

[Stefkov]

came up behind spidey and molested him. MJ was really sad.
MJ ran off and..

[triforcemario]

Brain damage, which resulted in a major time and space paradox, creating teh über...

[Whizkid]

orgy but then a big long hard.....

[triforcemario]

Salami appeared out of the blue, and started to...

[Jasper]

look like he was trying to understand EInsteins theory of relativity. But he...

[Whizkid]

got bored and went on his computer to go on n-europe but suddenly

[harribo]

He realised Salami can't type(or think) which resulted in...

[McMad]

...realised he had ended up on 4chan by accident and lost his innocence forever to horrifying pictures of...

EDIT: Fuck sakes this game doesnt work when people post while you're typing, I quit.

[Whizkid]

A fat man eating him the going for a large shit but...

[MoogleViper]

the fat man was actually his mother. This made him angry and...

[Whizkid]

he ate batman the suddenly spiderman came with a dildo

[EEVILMURRAY]

The End.

I guess it does end after all.

[Whizkid]

but before the credits eevilmurry dies and it doesn't end making whizkid a hero

[Strider]

Suddenly spartacus from lazy town flys in while doing 50billion flips and...

[triforcemario]

Hence the title "The neverending story"

Anyway, Spiderman started to thrust it up Mary Jane's vagina, since his penis is inadecuate,

Edit: Ah bugger, two people beat me to it >_>

[MoogleViper]

she soon got bored and moved onto Flinky. FLinky got excited and...

[Strider]

rang up his new girlfriend to join in, this led to...

[Whizkid]

started plaing a ds

[Fresh]

A................

[Whizkid]

THE GREAT N-EUROPE AND FRIENDS ORGY!!!!!!!!!!

[triforcemario]

In which Jordon greatly enjoyed himself, and used the cumjar in every possible occasion...

[Fresh]

To wedge in Takeos mouth.......

[Whizkid]

but it broke then he saw letty and the orgy contunuied till

[MoogleViper]

The JBA came and tried to kill all of the gays.

[McMad]

As McMad read the mess that is the 'Never Ending Story' he felt a part of himself die inside, and then decided to make himself feel better by playing Counter Strike... (haha try continuing this biatches)

[Fresh]

McMad died alot on counter strike, he was too busy.....

[spirited away]

Thinking how much better Day of Defeat is...

[triforcemario]

While he rubbed his over-stubby chin, then, suddenly....

[Whizkid]

shit but after a search in his room we fond crack

[Jordan]

It caught on fire...

[Rummy]

EDIT: DAMN YOU.

(seriously though, some of this story is just plain terrible, THIS is the sort of stuff I hoped never to see on N-E, unless it's decent stuff and not just 'penis....something....Penis....vagoo....bumrape.. ...PENIS...' as it was a little bit on the first page)

[triforcemario]

And all hell broke out.... Babies cried, underwear were soiled, and Jordon was the culprit of all of it for no apparent reason...

[Hellfire]

even though he was seen shooping some whoop last week

[triforcemario]

While helping an old lady do her shopping....

[Fierce_LiNk]

I don't think it's working, guys. It's not really funny...infact, it's a contender for the unfunniest thing I've ever seen anywhere ever. To put it bluntly, it's a nice idea, but almost always will suck in execution.