N-Europe:A Model Village

[KKOB]

Random thought inspired this so feel free to shoot me!

If N-Europe were a small village or town, what role would you play in the community?

Farmer?
Gossip?
Wench?
Leader of a bizarre cult with aspirations to win awards for the village, perhaps?

[Shorty]

I'd be a policeman who accepts bribes and confiscates drink off the 15 year olds on the corner only to drink it all in my car then drive off giggling.

[Jordan]

I always figured that if NE was a small village, the mods would be like police and the admins live in a huge castle in them middle of the place.

Personally? I'd be the guy working in a computer shop, only i'd never charge anyone...

[harribo]

Village freak.

Thought I might as well continue my roll from real life.

[Shino]

A weird but surprisingly friendly foreign guy.

Edit: You know what would be awesome? If someone actually draw this. Like a Wally thingy.

[conzer16]

I'd run the pub.

All drinks a pound euro lads (and ladies...)!

[Blue_Ninja0]

I would invent the internet again and implement it on that village, so that we could have a N-E forum.

[AeroScap]

I'd be an eccentric city type who instead of communting from the villiage, I commute TO the villiage with my crazy city metaphors and wacky stories; spinning my yarn in the villiage square with nothing but a 4 piece suit, a guitar and a backpack with all my SG-Atlantis fanboy material inside.

[Marshmellow]

I think I would be the random guy that did random work at random hours of the day, just so I can make money for games and such. Then the rest of the time I sit home and vs everybody.

[Caris]

I'd be the village Prostitute.

[AeroScap]

I'd be the village Prostitute.

Work for me, my darling and this villiage will be eating out of our hands!

[gaggle64]

I wouldn't live in the village, I'd be the type to live out on a broken down cottage on a hillside moor outside, only to wonder into the village periodically at any given hour day or night. Rumours would soon spread about the nature of my person. Man? Beast? Demon? Eventually I'd try to court one of the fine, upstanding ladies of NE-village society only to be thrown down the village well by superstitious villagers who believe my dislike of the film "300" is solely responsible for the local crop famine. It's a tragic story.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

Id be a naked old man with a long beard living in a hole in the ground. I will never speak nomatter how much anyone tries. Sometimes I will be chased by an angry mob.

[triforcemario]

I would be the village hobo :P

[Bren]

id be a herb grower :)

Fuck the police ;)

[Letty]

Id sit around looking pretty.

[KKOB]

I think I'd be the gossip whore/noisy bastard who has house parties and gets half the village drunk.

[ReZourceman]

Town pervert.

[Shorty]

id be a herb grower :)

Fuck the police ;)

I am the N-E police.

Situation update: Skunky17 would be in N-E's lock-up.

[Eenuh]

I'd be the local artist with a foreign accent who everybody knows but no one buys anything from. Resulting in me drinking my troubles away. =D

[Cube]

Some kind of Mad scientist thing in a nearby castle. Experimenting. On Humans.

[Ginger_Chris]

Dammit, cube, you stole my role.

Thats it, i guess i'll have to be the guy who made millions on the stock market, then retired at 35 to the village to relax with my huge mansion, fast car and hot women.

And to think I was going to play around with brains.

[Mundi]

I´d be the village pyromaniac
I hope you liked living there

[conzer16]

I'd be the local artist with a foreign accent who everybody knows but no one buys anything from. Resulting in me drinking my troubles away. =D

Well don't forget there is an Irish bar in town ;)

[Jordan]

Id sit around looking pretty.

Damn right you will ;)

[Shorty]

(jordan deleted his post, sneaky fuck)

I decided that I'm going to have a night stick. One of those extendible ones. If I hit your legs with it, that's like a yellow infraction, if I hit your face with it, you're banned from that street.
I´d be the village pyromaniac
I hope you liked living thereSo what you're saying is you'd be flaming people? Hmm... *gets out the bean bag gun*

[Pit-Jr]

Id be the local Peeper. No, thats not a huge squirrel by your bathroom window

[Solidus]

I'd be the village nightclub owner. Yes a huge nightclub in a small village. Okay, it's a shed with christmas lights that I furiously switch on and off, so what? Bring your own beer. And music.

And I'm the village cosplay freak permanently dressed in a Tingle outfit.

[harribo]

And I'm the village cosplay freak permanently dressed in a Tingle outfit.

You need to be killed.

[Haver]

I would move in and open a chocolaterie during Lent. Which would dismay Mr Odwin, who doesn't observe Lent but is a Bit Religious.

[DCK]

You need to be killed.
I'll be the town's headsman :)

You know, those guys with axes the size of radio telescopes.

[conzer16]

^ *barf*

I decided that I'm going to have a night stick. One of those extendible ones. If I hit your legs with it, that's like a yellow infraction, if I hit your face with it, you're banned from that street.
So what you're saying is you'd be flaming people? Hmm... *gets out the bean bag gun*

So Mr. Policeman, what can the Irish bar do to get on your good side?

We Irish always like to be on the good side of the cops so, if we can come to some sort of arrangement I'm sure we can both do each other a big favour...

[Blackfox]

I think I'd probably be a policeman too. But I'd be a lazy policeman who only patrols around a night, and is usually drunk on duty! :heh:

[Eenuh]

Well don't forget there is an Irish bar in town ;)

Oh yeah, it'd be my daily hangout place. I'd be the one sitting there all day, complaining about my failures in life and all that. =D

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

Actually, dibs on Mayor.

[Konfucius]

I'd be the one pretending to be a cat and randomly joining in on conversation to entertain everyone with my special humour and if something goes wrong I'm the one who'd say: "told you so" but then feel guilty for being so harsh and offer my help.

[Mundi]

So what you're saying is you'd be flaming people? Hmm... *gets out the bean bag gun*

Yes.... in both ways, verbally and putting them on fire afterwards or backwards, just for kicks

[thirtynine.]

Despite being male I would like the role of cat lady.

[Nucleus]

I'd be the urban legend. The shell of a man who lives in the sewers and sends trained rats up people's toilets to steal any leftover food for my meals...oh and I have a huge organ down there on which I play emo music in the blackness of the night...

[harribo]

I'd be the urban legend. The shell of a man who lives in the sewers and sends trained rats up people's toilets to steal any leftover food for my meals...oh and I have a huge organ down there on which I play emo music in the blackness of the night...

You'll play hardcore punk on an organ? I would reaally like to see that.

[Roostophe]

Disgusted at Conzer's Irish Bar. I'll become the landlord of the most British pub in the world, named "All Hail The Ale". This is your typical run-of-the-mill British pub, except only British people are allowed, even then only British women can have only white wine or any fruit-based drink.
And if you think you can come into my gaff and buy a beautiful British pint with Euros, you shall be SHOT! (It's lucky that I also run a Bureau de Change in the Village.) My gaff, my rules! (Rules also include a free pint if you have a beautiful British name.)

Policeman? Drinks on the house!

[Blackfox]

You'll play hardcore punk on an organ? I would reaally like to see that.

Since when was "playing emo music" hardcore punk?

Statements like that sicken me :cry:

[Pit-Jr]

Despite being male I would like the role of cat lady.

ha, excellent. Every town should have one

[conzer16]

Disgusted at Conzer's Irish Bar. I'll become the landlord of the most British pub in the world, named "All Hail The Ale". This is your typical run-of-the-mill British pub, except only British people are allowed, even then only British women can have only white wine or any fruit-based drink.
And if you think you can come into my gaff and buy a beautiful British pint with Euros, you shall be SHOT! (It's lucky that I also run a Bureau de Change in the Village.) My gaff, my rules! (Rules also include a free pint if you have a beautiful British name.)

Policeman? Drinks on the house!

Everyone knows that if there's an Irish pub and a British pub beside each other the Irish one will be full and the other empty!

There's nothing like an Irish bar and by god we'll have the craic boys! We'll have the craic!!! :yay:

Also I regret to inform you Villan that my pub has been awarded the only liquor licence in town, Mayor Cox saw to that quite swiftly ;)

Looks like you'll only be selling soft drinks!! :p

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

I burried The Villan in my back garden after doing stuff to him.

[Stocka]

I'd be the town martial artist.

[Roostophe]

The pubs will not be beside each other, for I will set up shop on the other side of town.

Perhaps Mayor Cox shall give me the licence to sell alcohol and spirits (liquor my arse) if I was to pay the sufficient fee (or give him Scrubs DVDs)

Besides, if my pub gets shut, I'll always have my Bureau.

[ReZourceman]

...Getting a little worried. If the town doesnt have an Indian Take-Away then you guys are gonna have to find yourself a new town pervert!

*Looks at N-Europe user list*

....Which shouldnt be too hard...but my comments stand.

[Fierce_LiNk]

I'd like to be the Village Chief of Police. :)

It's fun bossing people around. :D

[conzer16]

The pubs will not be beside each other, for I will set up shop on the other side of town.

Perhaps Mayor Cox shall give me the licence to sell alcohol and spirits (liquor my arse) if I was to pay the sufficient fee (or give him Scrubs DVDs)

Besides, if my pub gets shut, I'll always have my Bureau.

Let the pub war begin...

[Roostophe]

Let the pub war begin...

Indeed it will.

*Hoists up the Union Flag*

[Solidus]

Call the cops! My life is in danger! Kooloo-limpah!

Oh, btw, tonight is disco night so get your glad rags on. Now... CALL DA COPS!!

[Mundi]

*Lights a match* Alcohol burns good right?

[harribo]

Since when was "playing emo music" hardcore punk?

Statements like that sicken me :cry:

Since emo is short for emotional hardcore which is a sub genre of hardcore punk music.

[DomJcg]

i'll be the out of control swan

[conzer16]

Indeed it will.

*Hoists up the Union Flag*


Well each to his own :p

So yours is an ale house then?

We have Irish stouts, Irish ales, and imported European bottled beers (5% ~ 12%), draught beers include Heineken, Carlsberg, Budweiser, Fosters, Guinness, Miller, Kronenberg, Beamish, Kilkenny and we have 3 draught ciders for you fans of rotten apple, Bulmers (Magners to you UK folks), Strongbow and Cashels.

We have a wide and varied selection of spirits.
Irish Whiskeys are our speciality - with 12, 18 and 20 yr specials, but we also have an extensive range of Scottish malt Whiskys, Vodkas, Gins (Irish and UK), Rums (dark and white) and we have a comprehensive stock of liqeurs.

For the pioneer, we offer soft drinks, juices, non-alcoholic beers and cordials. If you have any requests please don't hesitate to ask our friendly bar staff as we are only too delighted to assist you :)

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Tuesday is Students Night - free entry before 1am with a student card and all drinks (bottled/draft) are €1. With 3 floors and 6 bars, 3 DJ's and a 1500 capacity let us give you your best student night. Ever.

Wake up feeling a little fresher with NE's one and only Irish Pub and Club.

[McMad]

I'll be the trolly tramp who is actually very friendly and knowledgeable if people got to know him instead of avoiding him to great extremes.

I also have a cute pet dog called Bryan, my only friend.

[Roostophe]

If you fancy a pint of Great Britain. Come to "All Hail The Ale".

All the best British drinks, including the finest food from all over the Kingdom: Full English, Black Pudding, Fish and Chips, and now, Scotch Eggs and Haggis are now available.

Come and support All Hail The Ale's World-Famous Darts team; The Ale Hailers, as they take on opposition from other pubs around the Kingdom, and cheer them on while you sup the worlds finest ale.

We also show Live Football and Rugby matches on our brand new widescreen television, why stay at home and watch the match with your mates when you can come down and watch it with your fellow team supporters?

Next week for one week, non-British people will be allowed into the ale house and be able to sample the delights of British ale and food, plus one free game of darts and snooker. Just remember to take your Euros and Dollars to the Bureau de Change across the street from us.

Driving? No problem, Jordan. You can purchase non-alcoholic beverages, so don't be afraid to come over and not ask for a British pint. Our barmen are only happy to help, and tell us your beautiful British name and your first drink will be on the house.

And when you come to "All Hail The Ale", you will do. :wink:

[Blackfox]

Since emo is short for emotional hardcore which is a sub genre of hardcore punk music.

Maybe in the 80s yeah. But the two sound so different (thankfully!) now! :heh:

Anyway, on with the topic..

Oh, and I've decided to be a regular at the Paddy pub. Sorry - its drinks menu was too tempting!

[Fierce_LiNk]

Gonna have to go to the English pub. Pub food rocks. :)

Nothing like a good pub lunch to get the day rocking.

[conzer16]

Good call with the food Villan. I may sort out my head chef, he's acting all pussy like with me. Food is off the menu at the (so far nameless) Irish pub but expect some authentic Irish and world cuisine here soon.

A pint of plain is as good as a meal anyways!

[Eenuh]

I'll be a local in the Irish Pub, especially since stuff like Haggis and Fish and Chips don't appeal to me at all. And they don't even allow foreigners (that one night doesn't count). Tsssssk.

[Roostophe]

I'll be a local in the Irish Pub, especially since stuff like Haggis and Fish and Chips don't appeal to me at all. And they don't even allow foreigners (that one night doesn't count). Tsssssk.

It's a week, bab, a week!

[Eenuh]

It's a week, bab, a week!

Meh, I need my alcohol to forget all my problems; a week isn't long enough. I'll just stick to the Irish one.

[Solidus]

I'm all set. Come along the fun start at 10pm. 8)

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k218/ChocolateCrayons/Tingleclub.jpg

[weeyellowbloke]

I'll be a local in the Irish Pub, especially since stuff like Haggis and Fish and Chips don't appeal to me at all. And they don't even allow foreigners (that one night doesn't count). Tsssssk.

Surely the haggis would be found in the Irish pub seeing as it's a dish created by fellow celts. ::shrug: Anyway, the Irish pub gets my vote. You can't complain about a Euro a pint!

I'll probably take a position as a poor lowly geologist, employed to check housing foundations and keep a check on any nearby volcanoes or faultlines. Who knows when the big one might arrive.

Oh and Solidus, your club looks immense I will be attending.

[Goron_3]

the guy that goes round making everyone smile...that would be me i think :D

[Hellfire]

I would be...
THE KING!

[weeyellowbloke]

I would be...
THE KING!

What.... like an Elvis impersonator?

[Roostophe]

Surely the haggis would be found in the Irish pub seeing as it's a dish created by fellow celts. ::shrug: Anyway, the Irish pub gets my vote. You can't complain about a Euro a pint!

Nah, haggis originates from Scotland. I've just looked it up on Wikipedia and it says it's a traditional Scottish dish.

A Euro a pint? That would be about 50p. Can't run a pub on 50p a drink? Unless that jukebox comes in anytime soon I'm buggered.

[weeyellowbloke]

I'd run the pub.

All drinks a pound euro lads (and ladies...)!


A Euro a pint? That would be about 50p. Can't run a pub on 50p a drink? Unless that jukebox comes in anytime soon I'm buggered.

Nooooooo, I was hoping to be able to get wrecked for under £5. Oh well, what are your prices for your fine beverages.

[Monopolyman]

Village bitch.

[Hellfire]

What.... like an Elvis impersonator?

Yeah baby!
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

[Roostophe]

Nooooooo, I was hoping to be able to get wrecked for under £5. Oh well, what are your prices for your fine beverages.

I was planning £1.50 for alcoholic drinks and 75p for all non-alcoholic. But with snooker, darts, food (now including crisps and pork scratchings), and the jukebox. Perhaps I could come to some sort of arrangement. :hmm:

I'll be back tomorrow with my idea. :wink:

[Stefkov]

I'll be a farmer and attract the sprites to come out and be my slaves. I'll treat them hard.
Make them court the lady I want as my wife by handing her a blue feather.
Then I'll capture the mystical forest bear and share it with the Village Chief of Police, Flinky. Then we shall share the profits made from putting it up as an attraction. I shall therefore treat me sprites even harder making them court even more ladees making everyone in the village my wives.

[AshMat]

Somebody decide my position, i can't think of anything

[Zell]

I'd be the teenager who hangs about at home and plays video games.

[gaggle64]

Somebody decide my position, i can't think of anything

You would be the young page boy, ferrying messages around the village for village VIPs and making proclamations in the square on behalf of the various town authorities. You call everyone "Sir", "Marm" and "Squire", and wear disturbingly tight tights.

Meanwhile, I eventually climb out of the well and spend my days wondering the local hills at night, causing people to become superstitious as they become convinced it's my ghost haunting the moors.

[Fresh]

Can i be something....please? :)

[ReZourceman]

Somebody decide my position, i can't think of anything

I could go another route with this...but I wont.

Hows about Perverts sidekick?!

[conzer16]

€1 a pint lads!

€1 would get you a pint of our own stout, brewed here on premises.
€1 would get you a pint of Fosters.
After 5 drinks at regular price €1 would get you a pint of Guinness, Heineken or Vodka/mix. (reg price €3).

I have to sit down with the management and discuss the details of our prices, promotions and of course the problem of food.

This shall all be worked out momentarily, but for now I would like to invite every resident of NE to our official opening tonight.

Free bar, cocktail sausages, chicken wings and rostis etc (party food!) from 7pm onwards.
Full coverage of the Ireland-Slovakia game from Croke Park on our BIG SCREEN and we'll show all tonight's televised games on our various plasma's as well.

Competitions all night - win Ireland jerseys, free beer (for when we start charging :p), tickets to upcoming GAA games and much much more.

Name the Irish Pub Competition - Each patron can enter as many times as they like! Submit a name for your new local and win a great prize!


Bring your friends, bring your foes! The more the merrier!

[gaggle64]

Can i be something....please? :)

(EDIT)
You would probably be the local market trader, selling rare good and produce from other provinces, both local and from mystical distant lands. You soon develop a good reputation for somehow keeping your goods just so damn fresh.

[Fresh]

You would probably be the town armourer and blacksmith.

So "Town baby oiling sexy men person" is out of the question?

[gaggle64]

No wait, just had a better idea...

[Fresh]

No wait, just had a better idea...

Go on..... I'm interested.

[gaggle64]

Simply cast your eyes back up to the earlier post good sir

[Ginger_Chris]

As a fairly wealthy individual (in this imaginary village anyway) I will happily be a silent partener in the "All hail the Ale" pub. Hopefully my monitary contributions will help the proper pub with proper alcohol succeed.

[Eenuh]

The life of Ine in NE-town.


Make painting.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e72/EenuhS/painterIne.jpg

Try to sell painting.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e72/EenuhS/painterIne2.jpg

Fail and drink my misery away.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e72/EenuhS/painterIne3.jpg

[Blackfox]

Those pictures are great!

More!

[weeyellowbloke]

^ That is awesome, if slightly depressing, don't worry I'm sure some of the weathier members of the community like Ginger_Chris will buy some of your art.

[The Bard]

I'd be The Bard. Funnily enough.

[4q2]

I'll be the rave/festival promoter.....
If I can bail Skunky out of the nick to provide party prescriptions.:laughing:

[Letty]

haha, those pictures are class, eenuh!

Do the pub fight next :D

[bob]

Meh, i'd probably be the travelling Gleeman, who arrives in town a couple of times a year (when he's not at Uni), and regales the town of his stories and amusing tales. I may play the lute also, if you're lucky.

[Blackfox]

Meh, i'd probably be the travelling Gleeman, who arrives in town a couple of times a year (when he's not at Uni), and regales the town of his stories and amusing tales. I may play the lute also, if you're lucky.

Bob?!
Wab!

[DanielTimothy]

I'd be the talented ninja of the village who becomes so arrogant with his abilitys that I'd turn on you all leaving nobody alive apart from my little brother.

[Stefkov]

I the farmer supply the village with the meat and fruit.
At any time I can stop my supply and slowly kill you all...

[Ashley]

I'd be everything. Everywhere. I would be in the eyes and minds of every villager. I would crawl inside of you like a warm kitten and I'd wear you like a glove.

[bob]

I'd be everything. Everywhere. I would be in the eyes and minds of every villager. I would crawl inside of you like a warm kitten and I'd wear you like a glove.

Sounds suspiciously like Foot and mouth to me...

[Dan Dare]

I'd be the enigmatic writer. I'd spend my days in pubs. clad in velvet, armed with a scruffy but sturdy notebook and composing epic musings on the nature of life, the universe and everything.

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

Somebody decide my position, i can't think of anything

Mayor's assistant.
You get me coffee and wear revealing clothing.

[EchoDesiato]

Can I be the town's Diet Coke delivery man?

[Stefkov]

I'd be everything. Everywhere. I would be in the eyes and minds of every vxillager. I would crawl inside of you like a warm kitten and I'd wear you like a glove.
I'll come at you like a shark with knees. :laughing:

[Konfucius]

miaow

Should we actually make a story out of it? I mean this seems to be very well recieved and some discussions have stared already.
So you could randomly pop into the thread and post something about what you are doing or what you have done all day in your fictional live in NE-Town and I'm sure the stories will come together sooner or later.

Miaow. If you would excuse me now. I have to patrol my territory some more and look out for cat ladies.
Miaow, miaow.

[Whizkid]

I want to be a crazy guy who runs around on buildings doing crazy suff on them.

[uəʌəsʎɐɾ]

Well, gee... I think I will work in the Off-Licence-O-Rama.

Y'see, not only do I sell alcohol at cheaper prices than either of the pubs up the road, but I also rent DVD's and Games. Also I sell Pogs and Gogos and yoyo's and generally encourage Happiness.

Also Skunk will be seen hanging out by the swings in the little park next door, if anyone wants to 'find' him..

[welsh_gamer]

I shall be the village's own exclusive Mr Resetti, who lives underneath the village, living a very pointless life.

[Eenuh]

Can I be the town's Diet Coke delivery man?

If you can be just as sexy as the ones from the ads, then yes please. =D

[Jordan]

Theres like, 3 girls for this entire village.

Hmmm sasuage fest.

[weeyellowbloke]

Well this is a Nintendo forum, vast amounts of sausages are to be expected. I think a map of the village is starting to form.

[Letty]

Good thing Im no vegetarian : o

[conzer16]

Someone please sketch this village....

[Domstercool]

I'd be the guy stuck in doors all day playing every game out there! :D

[weeyellowbloke]

Good thing Im no vegetarian : o

So very many bad images have entered my mind. :heh: Right, time to hoist my brain out the gutter and back to decency.

[harribo]

So very many bad images have entered my mind. :heh: Right, time to hoist my brain out the gutter and back to decency.

Like Jordan getting head?

[Aimless]

I would be the village night owl.

A beak of broken words, wings of shredded dreams, I dance away the midnight hours in inelegance. Solitude my reliable companion, I journey on a listless search for quiet adventure: those moments betwixt sleep and wakefulness, the in-betweens, the misfits, the world that fell through the cracks. Secrets, mystery, the unknown. I see the village at its darkest. And so the light doth shine ever more radiant in mine eyes.

Or something equally pretentious sounding, anyway. I think you get the idea.

[Ramar]

I guess I'd be the guy who lives on the edge of the village, in a small humble home near the woods. I'd be cutting wood every day, but not many people recognise me. A hidden hero, possibly.

[Marshmellow]

Good thing Im no vegetarian : o

Thats gotta be like post of the year or something. I laughed. A lot. Damn my mind.

[KKOB]

Like Jordan getting head?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *explodes*

[Jimbob]

I would find some role in the village that would be just right for me, like a village solicitor or a drunken builder. Or the village comedian

[ReZourceman]

Like Jordan getting head?

Thats a worse image than this ;

http://photos-969.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v66/62/112/593220106/n593220106_212969_8007.jpg

(Me)

[Roostophe]

Thats a worse image than this ;

http://photos-969.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v66/62/112/593220106/n593220106_212969_8007.jpg

(Me)

No trannies in my pub! My gaff, my rules!

Jukebox now available. All British bands available to listen, Nothing can beat listening to The Beatles or Led Zeppelin while you sup a beautiful British pint!

Match of the Day now available to watch on Widescreen TV every Saturday night, so let your wife watch her sob films.

Sign up for the Snooker tournament! Become renowned as the best snooker player in all of N-Europe Village.

New additions to food menu:

Chicken Tikka Masala £2
Pork Pies 45p
Faggots £1.10
Bangers and Mash £1.50
Sunday Roast (Peas, Beef, Potatoes and Yorkshire Pud) £2.50
Pie and Mash £1
Toad-in-the-hole £1.25

Trifle £1.90
Knickerbocker Glory £1.20

All at "All Hail The Ale", because you will.

[ReZourceman]

Cheapest faggots Ive ever seen....

[Jordan]

Cheapest faggots Ive ever seen....

Even cheaper than Takeo?

























(joke!)

[Hellfire]

Good thing Im no vegetarian : o

Oh lawd.:bowdown:

[ReZourceman]

Even cheaper than Takeo?

Racist bastard.

[Jordan]

Racist bastard.

Oh man, all my posts are being subjectified! :D

[ReZourceman]

Oh man, all my posts are being subjectified! :D

*Subjectifies this post*


*Looks up what Subjectified means*

[Platty]

I would be the old wise man who lives up the hill and only ventures out to the pub and the bookies.

[conzer16]

I would be the old wise man who lives up the hill and only ventures out to the pub and the bookies.

But to which pub?



:p

[Platty]

But to which pub?



:p

English of course.

[Roostophe]

English of course.

Yyyyeeeaaaaahhhhhhh! :grin:

Plus you have a beautiful British name, so that's a free pint. :smile:

[harribo]

I don't know which pub to go to.
The Villain has a British pub put conzers been listening to the vengaboys so they both put up very good arguments.

[AshMat]

Mayor's assistant.
You get me coffee and wear revealing clothing.

Carry on, this is relevant to my interests.

[conzer16]

I don't know which pub to go to.
The Villain has a British pub put conzers been listening to the vengaboys so they both put up very good arguments.


Ah the best bet is to have a beer in each of them then make an informed decision :)


[subliminal msg]Irish pub ftw...[/subliminal msg]

[harribo]

I suddenly feel like going to an Irish pub, was there some sort of hidden subliminal message in that post?

[conzer16]

What?? Of course not! Whatever could you mean......

*whistles old spice tune...*

[triforcemario]

Actually, change my position, I wanna be the local graverobber.

[Stefkov]

I have been secretly breeding sprites in a secret cave just south of my farm. It has been a ploy that this said cave was a source of my minerals and jewels.
However I have become overstocked on these sprites so I'm selling them off as sex slaves.

50 great british pounds will buy you a ripe young sprite.

[McMad]

It's gonna be a cold night for me and Bryan.

Brrr....

[Fresh]

I'm making record profits from my fresh fruit and veg.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Carry on, this is relevant to my interests.

Do your hair all nice, low cut top, short and revealing skirt.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Secretary is a good example. Oh, God yes.

[bob]

Both pubs sound bloody irritating.

Do we have any village chavs?

[BeerMonkey]

Town drunk constantly wrecked and holding a glass of budweiser awesome

[bob]

That's a yes then.

[Supergrunch]

I'm also unable to think of a position for myself in our fine village. Any suggestions?

[harribo]

Perhaps you could be the leader of a small revolutionary group?

[conzer16]

Hey guys how was tonight? I noticed a small bit of trouble outside tonight and I saw PC Shorty dealing sufficiently with it.

I hope ye all had a good night tonight?

[Supergrunch]

Perhaps you could be the leader of a small revolutionary group?
Nah, I'm too conformist for that. :heh:

[Fresh]

Breaking NEWS!

An apple has been stolen from my fruit shack! who has done it? oh the mystery!

[Letty]

Breaking NEWS!

An apple has been stolen from my fruit shack! who has done it? oh the mystery!

you mean, someone was mugged outside your fruit shack and had their iPod stolen?

It was obviously SuperJonst, as the constant dropping of his own forced him to get another..

[gaggle64]

I'm also unable to think of a position for myself in our fine village. Any suggestions?

Resident merchant sailor? Chilling out on yer boat on the river wistling sweet shanty tunes. Someones got to do it anyway.

[conzer16]

you mean, someone was mugged outside your fruit shack and had their iPod stolen?

It was obviously SuperJonst, as the constant dropping of his own forced him to get another..


Have the police been contacted yet?

[ReZourceman]

*Perves everyone from a dark bush*

[Shorty]

Have the police been contacted yet?
The police hate roleplaying so if I were you, I'd just go vigilante and try and get your stuff back yourself.

*sits back and reads a paper*

[conzer16]

*sits back and reads a paper*


*hands Sargent Shorty a pint of Guinness (on the house!) and pats him on the pat*

[mariosmentor]

I'll be an old fighter pilot, a remenant of the wars long gone.
Unsociable, uncaring but almost noble, I foresee the upcoming war between the N-E police and unidentified revolutionary force.

As a result I spend my time tinkering up "Lady of the Shadows", my old fighter jet alongside the loch and train myself so I can become the legend that I once was in times long forgotten.

But which side do I fight for? Myself? The people? The police?
Maybe I don't even know anymore...

[Stefkov]

Ahhh the sprites are rising up against me. They have attacked my animals and have run away to their sacred tree.

I have been battered by the little shites. I bred too many...

[Fierce_LiNk]

The police hate roleplaying so if I were you, I'd just go vigilante and try and get your stuff back yourself.

*sits back and reads a paper*

As the Chief of Police, I would advise against that. Now get back to your paper!

We're considering all avenues regarding this stolen apple. We think it may have been an inside job. It all sounds like the buildup to some government conspiracy if you ask me.

[Fresh]

While being "roughly taken up the back door" next to my fruit stand i noticed a womens shoe left at the crime scene. It seems to have "Jack bauer rulez" scribbled across it. Interesting......

[harribo]

It's the work of the JBA or whatever name those crappy people had.

[Shorty]

As the Chief of Police, I would advise against that. Now get back to your paper!

Shorty's role is now police officer considering mutiny.