The Mystic Thread

[BeerMonkey]

How would you like it we the N-europe forumies can tell the future...actually be able to say before it happens that you are going to win on your next scratch card..or even you will pull a lovely lady tonight well here you can.


alright so this is the idea. As a example :

im going to work tomorrow will i ave a good day?

then the next poster will immediately answer with yes or no you can state a reason for that in a funny context or you can try a bit of being a Psychic yourself and predict what will happen.

You could ask funny questions...questions bout mates i.e why didnt so-so not turn up down pub tonight...the answer could be ridiculous or serious its upto you

you can ask anything bout yourself or sports/news anything as long as clean of course etc i.e will bolton win tomorrow etc.

keep it clean yes :smile:

BeerMonkey



my question

Will "no way out" the wwe (wrestling) event tonight be any good?

[The Bard]

No, cause there's no Stone Cold. Nuff Said.


Will Britney Spears ever have another hit record? :heh:

[Caris]

No but i'd hit her.

Cant think of a Question :(

[conzer16]

No, cause there's no Stone Cold. Nuff Said.


Will Britney Spears ever have another hit record? :heh:


Yeah she will. If Take That can do it after so many bloody years, Britney only has to get her life back on track and the rest will sort itself out!

Will Leeds United survive the relegation battle?
(be kind!)

[Letty]

of course not, dont be silly :)

Will Jordan ever buy an apple product?

[Stefkov]

of course not, dont be silly :)

Will Jordan ever buy an apple product?
no...because apple is the shizz.

Will I pay off the remaining amount on my tv before the 12 month free interest is finished?

[Charlie]

Yeah, if you can't afford it you're parents will help you out.


Will I still have a sore neck tomorrow morning?

[The3rdChildren]

Will I still have a sore neck tomorrow morning?

A little WD40 will clear that right up.

Seriously, if you sleep on your back with your head straight it should be fine.

[mcj metroid]

am.......ok ill just move on..

will takeo turn straight?

[Letty]

am.......ok ill just move on..

will takeo turn straight?

probability = 0.0001/100000000000000000000000000000093475032

will I ever wash again? :shakehead

[Aimless]

will I ever wash again? :shakehead
You better do after the utter filth transcribed in the Meaningless thread.

Will I be able to eat tomorrow?

[Blackfox]

A little WD40 will clear that right up.

Seriously, if you sleep on your back with your head straight it should be fine.

My grandpops used to use that on his knee for arthritis. Straight up.

As for aimless, yes, you will - even if the hospital have to shove a feeding tube in ya'!

Well I ever get an early night?!

[Supergrunch]

No, because foxes are nocturnal.

Is this a question?

[Letty]

Is this a question?

yes, yes it is.

will I ever get around to doing some work on my english folio?

[mariosmentor]

No. English is for the weak.

If I hang upside down for a period of time will the blood drown my brain, or allow it to operate at increased capacity?

[Dan Dare]

English is for the Awesome. I should know- I'm really good at it.

Will tomorrows lecture on Alice in Wonderland trip my face out?

oh, and I think the blood will make you pass out.

[Stefkov]

It will utterly trip your face out.

Will I ever be good at football again?

[Tellyn]

This thread is like an 8 ball. :heh:

Yes Stef, if y ou apply yourself.

Will I ever be able to afford a 360?

[Zell]

Yes it's only 200 flipping pounds.

Will dragonball z ever be shown again on cartoon network?

[The Bard]

Damn straight. A certain source tells me that they're bringing back trailer park too :heh:

Will I ever be good enough to beat Daigo Umehara at Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike? :heh:

[Stefkov]

Course you will. You will become the ultimate master!

Will I ever get a job?