Help a non-boozer!!!

[Pancake]

I have a drink date tonight and i don't know what drinks to order cos i never go to pubs normally! I don't know the names of drinks. I need something strongish, so, with vodka maybe. I don't know. Just help me!!!

[Fields]

Don't complicate things, just ask for a pint of [you're beer of choice].

EDIT: OK, just noticed you're female so please DO NOT take my advice. Women drinking pints is just wrong. :nono:

[Been Insane]

Yeah this all depends on what you like but if you don't drink then don't drink, just get anything that you would like.

[Indigo]

Amaretto is a nice sweet liquer, it might be a good choice if you've not yet got a taste for alcoholic drinks. Amaretto Sour is the traditional mix, which uses lemon. Amaretto and Coke has a cherry taste.

[kellett03]

your in trouble tonight, good luck

[Charlie]

A plain old coke and vodka is good.

Or try a shaken, not stirred, vodka martini? :heh:

[Wesley]

Triple JD and Coke.

[Bren]

moonshine.

[4q2]

Go for double vodka and cokes or just do a load of Smirnoff ices...

[ReZourceman]

You're a female? Dang best stick to water love.
(Joke)


Try Bacardi and Coke.

[DiemetriX]

Whatever you order to night, be carefull. A too strong drink can ruin the night.

[Daft]

Vodka Redbull!

[Wesley]

Just like... don't drink and say you're healthy and you do yoga.

[Fields]

I should probably just add that what you drink depends on where you are ie. the local pub/a bar/a club/a restaurant etc.

[ReZourceman]

Whatever you order to night, be carefull. A too strong drink can ruin the night.

Vodka Redbull!

Lol! Best duo of posts ever!

[The3rdChildren]

Rat piss with a lemon and umbrella. Can't resist a girl chugging down a glass of the sewer's finest.

[MoogleViper]

Vodka and orange I'd say would be the best choice. If not then a vodka and coke.

[Konfucius]

A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
best drink ever :D

[EEVILMURRAY]

If they do cocktails I recommend Illusion's, Levitation's and Green Frog's.

Failing that, just get yourself some cider.

[MoogleViper]

A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
best drink ever :D

I never liked that episode. Although it made me laugh how he just pulled it out from behind the bar.

[The Bard]

Amaretto is a nice sweet liquer, it might be a good choice if you've not yet got a taste for alcoholic drinks. Amaretto Sour is the traditional mix, which uses lemon. Amaretto and Coke has a cherry taste.

Ah, another Amaretto man, I salute you sir! Only problem being that you can't actually find it in most bars.

Going for something strongish? Ask for a double vodka and red bull. Jagermeister if they do it. If you want to start off with something light just ask for a pint of anything other than Fosters, Carling or Carlsberg. Guinness preferrably ;).

[KingOfHyrule]

You want something strong? A Belfast Carbomb, that'll blow your features off lol :heh: no but really, what about...Bailey's and ice? It's nice and sweet. Most girls I know drink alcopops like Archer's or Bacardi Breezers, maybe you'd like to try those?

Guinness preferrably ;).

Good man yourself!

[KKOB]

Double vodka lemon and lime! YUMMY!

[Caris]

Jack D.

Yeah.

[conzer16]

Stick with something you like. If you like vodka mix it with either white lemonade or coke or a juice or cordial. No need for doubles or cocktails.

If you don't like vodka you could for a West coast cooler, or even white/red wine if you like wine.

If you like beers, go for a bottled one, pints are very un-ladylike!

[Dan Dare]

DO NOT DRINK CARLING.

I'd suggest a vodka mix of some sort- they're usually sweet enough in singles to just taste like coke with a kick to it or whatever. if you're not used to beer, forget about it for now. It's a stronger taste and takes a maturing pallet to get used to. Just remember to take it easy with spirits as they have a tendency to come back and haunt yo punk ass later in the night than you might expect.

best of luck anyway!

[Eenuh]

I guess a mix of vodka and coke is okay, but my preferred drink (when I still used to go out with friends) was usually a Martini Bianco. I just like the taste of it.

[Shorty]

Ew, vodka and coke is nasty. Whoever originally thought that up was nuts.

Just have it with juice :/ Vodka and orange or something....

[weeyellowbloke]

Gin and Tonic always seems popular with the ladies (although I find a bit too sour tasting), then you got the plain old vodka and coke which reasonably pleasant. A Baileys is another popular one as it's quite sweet but also have a bit of a alcoholic kick. Finally if you fancy something fruity there is Barcardi Breezers in various flavours (apple, orange, pineapple etc. etc.) or if they have it Fruli which is a strawberry flavour Belgian beer. Alternatively you could just go the non-alcoholic route and get a J20.

Anyway, if you're not used to drinking be careful and take your time or it could catch you unawares.

[Blackfox]

A good old gin/vodka tonic will so wonders.. with a slice of lime. Oooooh yes.

Whatever you order to night, be carefull. A too strong drink can ruin the night.

Good advice to follow, have a drink, have fun - but don't get ratarsed. You could do something you might regret later...

[Haden]

G and T simple and classic. I always look at girls drinking stuff mixed with coke with less enthisiasm. Im a drinks snob.

[Pancake]

Thanks for the ideas you bunch of alcos.
What i'm planning to do i think is order some Baileys and ice and then maybe a gin and tonic. Then if i still feel uptight and nervous (why i want to drink in the first place) then i'm going to go to the bathroom and down a vodka shot (i'm going to put some in my bag). That's my plan! He'll probably think i REALLY can't handle my drink if i get that drunk on a gin and tonic, but who cares! The important thing is that i can relax.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Ew, vodka and coke is nasty. Whoever originally thought that up was nuts..
Vodka with cloudy lemonade is the mutts nuts.

[Fields]

Thanks for the ideas you bunch of alcos.
What i'm planning to do i think is order some Baileys and ice and then maybe a gin and tonic. Then if i still feel uptight and nervous (why i want to drink in the first place) then i'm going to go to the bathroom and down a vodka shot (i'm going to put some in my bag). That's my plan! He'll probably think i REALLY can't handle my drink if i get that drunk on a gin and tonic, but who cares! The important thing is that i can relax.
Nothing says 'I love you' like getting absolutely wankered and vomiting all over him as he tries to pick you up from the gutter outside the kebab shop at 3am!

[weeyellowbloke]

Hey, I'm not really an alchy. :(

Anyway, good luck!!

[Haver]

If you don't drink, there's a pretty good chance you won't like vodka. I would go with Malibu and coke. It's sweet and tastes of coconut.

[Hellfire]

My philosophy is: if you don't like to drink, why drink at all? If you're not used to it and go for something too strong you'll just get drunk fast and sick fast.

[Katie]

I'm with Haver I usually have Malibu and coke. You've got all night to feel relaxed don't over do it on vodka shots.

[Eenuh]

Ewww, am I the only one who thinks Baileys is a horrible horrible drink that makes me want to vomit just by smelling it? I tasted it once and it's just gross. D:

And be careful with that plan of yours; I'm not sure you'd want to get drunk. Sure it might "relax" you, but you might end up doing/saying stuff you don't want to say. Just some small drinks (glass of wine?) could help you a lot better with relaxing I think. Or don't drink at all if that really isn't your thing; don't feel forced to drink because others do it.

[Big Red]

havana club rum and ginger ale and tell them to squeeze the god dam limes into it, as it makes all the differance...........dont drink vodak especialy if you dont drink................or just go for wine its much more lady like and its great for social banter, just dont drink too fast........or you can just go all out and order taquila but dont blame me if you end up in a strange bed or the gutter in the morn......lol i love that shit

[mariosmentor]

Don't know how effeminate they are but I always mostly drink either Jagermeister with a mixer or a Black Russian.
Seeing as they arn't pints might be alright.

And my advice is to not take those vodka shots, just be nervous.
He might find it cute.
I know I'd rather be with a girl who was a little nervous than wasted.

[BeerMonkey]

jack daniels and coke yummy

[The Bard]

jack daniels and coke yummy

Correction: Jack Daniels any other way than straight = Foul. Infact, Bourbon in general = foul.

[Fresh]

Correction: Jack Daniels any other way than straight = Foul. Infact, Bourbon in general = foul.

THANK-YOU! I can't stand all these prechers about how good jd and coke is. Its foul. I allways go for a bud or seven and then have a few WKD's.

[Haden]

Thanks for the ideas you bunch of alcos.
What i'm planning to do i think is order some Baileys and ice and then maybe a gin and tonic. Then if i still feel uptight and nervous (why i want to drink in the first place) then i'm going to go to the bathroom and down a vodka shot (i'm going to put some in my bag). That's my plan! He'll probably think i REALLY can't handle my drink if i get that drunk on a gin and tonic, but who cares! The important thing is that i can relax.

You dont drink and your going to mix those drinks and down a vodka shot and your a woman! This first date is gonna be one to remmeber. :laughing:

[Charlie]

Never mix drinks, that is the first rule. Especially beer and wine, if you have both of them in the same night (quite a lot of each) you're guarenteed to be sick.

[Haden]

The grape and grain rule something all should learn. Either the easy or hard way.

[KingOfHyrule]

Never mix the grape with the grain as they say! Nice one, Pancake took my advice on the Bailey's ;) Hope she comes on at some stage completely twisted and tells us all how it went lol

EDIT: Bastard Haden got the proverb in before me!

[Johnny Stichiano]

I don't drink, it always makes me feel sick even if I only have a little, and I don't much like the taste of most alcohol.
I do however like Paralyzers!
Go that route, mmm

[Haden]

Never mix the grape with the grain as they say! Nice one, Pancake took my advice on the Bailey's ;) Hope she comes on at some stage completely twisted and tells us all how it went lol

EDIT: Bastard Haden got the proverb in before me!

Short and sweet baby ;)

[Sanchez]

Does anyone else not drink at all, because they don't like alcohol?

I'm yet to find something alcoholic I like to drink. I have nothing morally against it. I've tried a couple different beers, wine, and Vodka.

[Fields]

Does anyone else not drink at all, because they don't like alcohol?

I'm yet to find something alcoholic I like to drink. I have nothing morally against it. I've tried a couple different beers, wine, and Vodka.
After a few (a lot of) drinks you don't notice the taste. So yeah, my advice to you is to just drink as much as you can as quickly as possible.

[Cube]

Does anyone else not drink at all, because they don't like alcohol?

I rarely drink. Hate most alcohol.


I can tolerate Strongbow, tho.

edit: Tolerate as in the taste.

[Iun]

I drink sometimes, and it's a mistake because it reminds me but for the grace of something/someone, I would already be dead.

[Charlie]

Well the fact that Pancake has not posted since, she must've had rather a lot to drink. :heh:

Iun, what happened?

[MoogleViper]

How much do you guys take to get drunk? My mates seem to get drunk really easily (granted they are quite young) and I'm always left there tipsy. I juts get tipsy and stay tipsy.

[My Buttons are Magic!]

Does anyone else not drink at all, because they don't like alcohol?

I'm yet to find something alcoholic I like to drink. I have nothing morally against it. I've tried a couple different beers, wine, and Vodka.

I dont drink alcohol for a number of reasons
1) too darn expensive
2) dont see the point - especially when poeple get drunk and get sick / sore heads in the morning
3) i can get quite hyper / drunk-esque on coke and dr pepper...lol
4) my parents drink and ive seen the bad effects
5) and i think the smell of it is stinking

[Charlie]

How much do you guys take to get drunk? My mates seem to get drunk really easily (granted they are quite young) and I'm always left there tipsy. I juts get tipsy and stay tipsy.

One of my mates gets really drunk after like 3 beers, although I think that may be more acting than really drunk.

I'm not sure how many it takes me, when I drink its usually all at the same time, ie. we go down to the woods before a disco and drink there for an hour. So I don't really notice the effects until we leave. But I never have more than a bottle of wine in one go or a half-bottle of vodka with coke. If I can I'll get more when I'm there from somebody, but as long as I leave it a while.

[Blackfox]

How much do you guys take to get drunk? My mates seem to get drunk really easily (granted they are quite young) and I'm always left there tipsy. I juts get tipsy and stay tipsy.

Depends really on the state of my body before hand. Some nights I can drink a bottle of wine and feel pretty fine (and then drink some more!), whereas some I'll have three or four ciders and feel a bit tipsy... strange!

[KingJoe]

I find a bottle of turps to be a particularly effective social lubricant.

Try Carlsberg super. Pure tramp fuel.

[The Bard]

On an average night out, if I wanna get pretty hammered, I'll go for about 12, 13 pints, give or take, seeing as I drink about half of that in spirits...

[Johnny Stichiano]

Does anyone else not drink at all, because they don't like alcohol?

I'm yet to find something alcoholic I like to drink. I have nothing morally against it. I've tried a couple different beers, wine, and Vodka.


Yep. Just like me. Could be my age, though most of my friends are drunk every weekend :hmm:

[kellett03]

Does anyone else not drink at all, because they don't like alcohol?

I'm yet to find something alcoholic I like to drink. I have nothing morally against it. I've tried a couple different beers, wine, and Vodka.

don't see the point in drinking and i hate the taste.
i might still be underage but that does not really matter in the country i live in, so maybe with time i'll start drinking more

[Blue_Ninja0]

5) and i think the smell of it is stinking

One of the reasons why i don't drink. That piss smell... eugh...

[My Buttons are Magic!]

.. i hate talking to someone who has been drinking cause their breath isnt.... fresh...lol...( what can i say? i like fresh breath on people...lol)

[/ nando /]

.. i hate talking to someone who has been drinking cause their breath isnt.... fresh...lol...( what can i say? i like fresh breath on people...lol)

..you should never be that close anyway :indeed:

[My Buttons are Magic!]

shuuush... u know what i mean - peeople with alcohol breath or stuff you can smell it a mile off

thats what i meant

:grin: