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Slaggis
29-01-2007, 04:16 PM
i was comin home from doctor's this evenin' when this lad from my school who i hate comes past with his dog (past my house) and lets it do a huge shit on the floor.
i ask him to pick it up and got told to "shove it" to which i replied "ejoy your fine arsewipe".
The fine around her for letting your dog fowl is £200. Should i report him and face the punishment from him and his mates at school or leave it????
help!!!:wtf:
triforce_keeper
29-01-2007, 04:18 PM
Fine the bastard. Are you a man or a mouse!?!?!
Platty
29-01-2007, 04:18 PM
Or you could put it in an envelope and post it through his front door :)
Tellyn
29-01-2007, 04:19 PM
Hey this is a double thread!!!
Report him and say that your neighbour across the street saw him.
FROM OTHER THREAD
Slaggis
29-01-2007, 04:20 PM
i know i have said in the other one that my com went wierd and it posted twice, one with my old title, one with new when i changed it....i have said lock the other thread
i think i will post it through his door!
Platty
29-01-2007, 04:21 PM
Other thread = sorted.
I think my suggestion is still the best.
Wesley
29-01-2007, 04:22 PM
Find out where he lives.
Shit on his door step.
AshMat
29-01-2007, 04:22 PM
throw it through an open widnow, as it will most likely lead to a bedroom
Slaggis
29-01-2007, 04:23 PM
shit on his doorstep....great idea but i would be doing the same thing as him and could get fined lol
Tellyn
29-01-2007, 04:26 PM
shit on his doorstep....great idea but i would be doing the same thing as him and could get fined lol
Flaming bag of shit.
SKINNER: "Hmm, a flaming bag. Better stamp on it and put the fire out."
Letty
29-01-2007, 04:29 PM
Thats horrible!
Fine him :(
Slaggis
29-01-2007, 04:30 PM
then he'd call the police and say i was arsonist lol
i need and idea where i can't get arrested lol
then he'd call the police and say i was arsonist lol
i need and idea where i can't get arrested lol
Just a bag of shit? The shit isn't on the floor, so shouldn't be a problem.
Tellyn
29-01-2007, 04:34 PM
then he'd call the police and say i was arsonist lol
i need and idea where i can't get arrested lol
........ Wear a Darth Vader mask and THEN throw the flaming poo at his house.
MoogleViper
29-01-2007, 04:38 PM
Just fine him. It's not like you didn't give hima chance to pick it up. You asked him and he told you to "shove it".
Ten10
29-01-2007, 04:40 PM
I agree with the fine, otherwise I agree with platty. Both are rational forms of action
Dan Dare
29-01-2007, 04:43 PM
Fine away. Guys who let their dogs shit everywhere are dicks, and should be treated as such.
thirtynine.
29-01-2007, 05:04 PM
buy a crossbow. its the solution to everything.
Hellfire
29-01-2007, 05:16 PM
Find out where he lives.
Shit on his door step.
Limed for extreme justice.
EEVILMURRAY
29-01-2007, 05:45 PM
Flaming bag of shit.
SKINNER: "Hmm, a flaming bag. Better stamp on it and put the fire out."
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/6185/billypoopim2.jpg
He gonna shit, when he realises it's shit!
Fields
29-01-2007, 05:51 PM
His dog shit on the floor. Who gives a fuck? This does not affect you in any way. Forget it, grow up and get on with your life.
EEVILMURRAY
29-01-2007, 06:00 PM
His dog shit on the floor. Who gives a fuck? This does not affect you in any way. Forget it, grow up and get on with your life.
He's right. Everyone, let's go round Fields house and take a shit right outside. It won't affect him in any way.
Eddage
29-01-2007, 06:05 PM
He's right. Everyone, let's go round Fields house and take a shit right outside. It won't affect him in any way.
Done.lalala
MoogleViper
29-01-2007, 06:12 PM
He's right. Everyone, let's go round Fields house and take a shit right outside. It won't affect him in any way.
I'm cooking something up.
Slaggis
29-01-2007, 06:19 PM
I dont think were the ones that shoudl grow up fields. The one that let his dog shit on my doorstep should....and you
Twozzok
29-01-2007, 06:28 PM
Get him fined.
Also... he sounds like a chav? There are chavs in Yorkshire? (joke am i rite?)
Slaggis
29-01-2007, 06:35 PM
its the capital of their friggin' world mate
McMad
29-01-2007, 06:37 PM
Simple if his dog shat on your property then you and everyone in your property should shit on his dog.
But if he retaliates to that, then you've got yourself in a messy situation...
Take a dump in a paper bag, put it on his infront of his door, set fire to it and run, run like the wind!
Fields
29-01-2007, 08:02 PM
I dont think were the ones that shoudl grow up fields. The one that let his dog shit on my doorstep should....and you
Now then, you never mentioned 'doorstep' in your previous post, you just said he was walking past your house. Bit of a difference there. But even so, don't report him. That's just not cool. Go round to his house and rough him up a bit, that should sort things.
Fierce_LiNk
29-01-2007, 08:04 PM
Simple if his dog shat on your property then you and everyone in your property should shit on his dog.
I laughed aloud at that. :red:
Hmm, knowing me, I'd probably just leave it. But, the Rambo in me would infiltrate his property and...give him a good hiding.
Oxigen_Waste
30-01-2007, 02:33 AM
i was comin home from doctor's this evenin' when this lad from my school who i hate comes past with his dog (past my house) and lets it do a huge shit on the floor.
i ask him to pick it up and got told to "shove it" to which i replied "ejoy your fine arsewipe".
The fine around her for letting your dog fowl is £200. Should i report him and face the punishment from him and his mates at school or leave it????
help!!!:wtf:
How low can you go? Can't you deal with it personally, in the moment? Jesus christ...:nono:
The Peeps
30-01-2007, 03:06 AM
Simple if his dog shat on your property then you and everyone in your property should shit on his dog.
But if he retaliates to that, then you've got yourself in a messy situation...
Best answer here, do that.
kellett03
30-01-2007, 10:52 AM
just let it slide, you don't want this turning into an war. its not worth your time
edit: "goes in hiding"
chillychili
30-01-2007, 11:52 AM
I'd just forget about it. (Doesn't anyone think how the dog feels...)
How long ago did this happen anyway?
Slaggis
30-01-2007, 08:41 PM
yesterday, i emailed my local police station and they said they are going to fine him...YAY!
I dont care if the prat knows its me, maybe he should learn to respect other poeple's property.
Thabkjs to veryone for their suggestions!
Do it, get the **** done in :heh:
I wouldn't do it myself. Well, i would only do it if he makes a habbit out of it but yeah its easy for me to tell you to do it so I will - do it my son lol :heh:
Chuck
31-01-2007, 06:46 PM
Dont fine him! hes probably a really nice guy, and just doesnt have any poop bags....
just joshin, give him whats coming to him
Since when do we control were are dogs poop. Shouldnt of got him fined, the dog doesnt know anyone owns that property, he is part of this world too! let him shit were he wants.
MoogleViper
31-01-2007, 08:21 PM
Since when do we control were are dogs poop. Shouldnt of got him fined, the dog doesnt know anyone owns that property, he is part of this world too! let him shit were he wants.
It's not the dog that's the problem it's the owner that doesn't clean it up.
He shouldnt have to clean it up, everybody poo's, and dogs poo anywer they need be.
Mr. Bananagrabber
31-01-2007, 09:15 PM
yesterday, i emailed my local police station and they said they are going to fine him...YAY!
I dont care if the prat knows its me, maybe he should learn to respect other poeple's property.
Thabkjs to veryone for their suggestions!
Excellent. The little **** deserved it, you did the right thing I think.
Fields
31-01-2007, 09:18 PM
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Malcolm%20Hebden.jpg
Eenuh
31-01-2007, 09:43 PM
He shouldnt have to clean it up, everybody poo's, and dogs poo anywer they need be.
So you like to see the streets covered in dog poo, making you have to watch every step you take?
Dog poo needs to be cleaned up by the dog owner. Simple as that. And if they don't want to do that then a fine is what they should get.
BeerMonkey
31-01-2007, 09:43 PM
norris the LEGEND!!
hehe he gettin fined...did pigs say how much the fine will be?
McPhee
31-01-2007, 11:57 PM
Be a good neighbour. Bake him a cake from his own dogs turd to apologise for dropping him in it! Add some of you're own if you like...
Simple if his dog shat on your property then you and everyone in your property should shit on his dog.
But if he retaliates to that, then you've got yourself in a messy situation...
im in stitches!
mp3lord
01-02-2007, 05:23 AM
How are they going to fine somebody based on one persons word alone? Not calling you a liar, but it sounds like an easy way for jackasses to screw people over and make claims just to be idiots?
I once started a fight with a guy who dropped litter in front of me. It totally spoiled my day as I was buying a 360 that day with Oblivion. Still, from then on he crossed over the other side when he saw me.
Wesley
01-02-2007, 09:43 AM
Since when do we control were are dogs poop. Shouldnt of got him fined, the dog doesnt know anyone owns that property, he is part of this world too! let him shit were he wants.
And that's why we're not finning the dog.
Shorty
01-02-2007, 09:45 AM
How are they going to fine somebody based on one persons word alone? Not calling you a liar, but it sounds like an easy way for jackasses to screw people over and make claims just to be idiots?Most people aren't dumb enough to make a false claim, lying to the police or local council to end up with a much bigger fine themselves....
Whizkid
01-02-2007, 11:42 AM
put shit in a paper bag set it alight knock on his door hide in a bush and record him treading on it then get him fined and if he says anything say i got you treading on it that way he will leave you alone forever
Caris
01-02-2007, 11:44 AM
Fine him...
Slaggis
01-02-2007, 07:25 PM
SKUNKY17 you are very ignorant. i know its your opinion...but it just sucks. If you were in charge of this country it would be covered in dog shit.
Get a brain and then comment.
(the fine is £200!! lol served the arse right, i had a bag on me and offered him one so there's no excuse there.)
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