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[Raining_again]

If the TV guide is anything to go by, he does. Meaning we're going to be treated to his amazing limit of two acting faces. Angry, or shit-eating grin for everything else.

Yeah his grin looks so faked. What a shit actor. Die already. I'm glad I'm missing neighbours this week. Hope he dies before Monday.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Rachel really deserves to have her vagina ripped apart and her sex/romance drive removed. She simply can't stop "falling in love" with every bloke which comes along.

Apparently in the TV guide which came with the Sun [which seemingly has quotes from an actor/ress each week (bullshit)], She that plays Rachel says that Angus was her first love... Despite the amount of times she proclaimed her love for Ringo and Stingray, any others?

[Raining_again]

Rachel really deserves to have her vagina ripped apart and her sex/romance drive removed. She simply can't stop "falling in love" with every bloke which comes along.

Apparently in the TV guide which came with the Sun [which seemingly has quotes from an actor/ress each week (bullshit)], She that plays Rachel says that Angus was her first love... Despite the amount of times she proclaimed her love for Ringo and Stingray, any others?


She's a typical teenager :heh:

[darksnowman]

Whats happening with her and who does she love now?

[Raining_again]

Whats happening with her and who does she love now?

the teacher boyo came back to get his stuff and she was like OHEMGEE I STILL LOVE YOOOOOOOU

</3

*sigh*

Also ringo and didge are reallllllly grating on my nerves.

[darksnowman]

I saw most of the omnibus yesterday on Fiver. It was largely bollocks- ie the stuff with the court case but some of the other story lines were suitably jolly/ cheesey and... decent. Two new characters and Riley was getting busy with his adoptive aunt. Get in there.

[EEVILMURRAY]

This has to be a first for me within Neighbours. I tell a lie, a second. But both seem to involve Paul. Basically wanting Rebecca to be hurt so bad it hurts myself. She can't help but spew bullshit around everything that's going to hurt her so it stays within pimpsmacking distance.

She must be having a lesbian affair with Kirsten, because she seems to making all her decisions:
"I think I should go"
"Well I'm going to answer that for you, you're staying"

I felt the same about Lynne, but because she was just plain annoying. Not this overly happy happy joy joy bitch Rebecca is.



But the photos sent... Ooooh, who could it be? I'm thinking either Oliver, or Rebecca's sending it to herself for Paul to find. Now THAT would be impressive.

[Raining_again]

This has to be a first for me within Neighbours. I tell a lie, a second. But both seem to involve Paul. Basically wanting Rebecca to be hurt so bad it hurts myself. She can't help but spew bullshit around everything that's going to hurt her so it stays within pimpsmacking distance.

She must be having a lesbian affair with Kirsten, because she seems to making all her decisions:
"I think I should go"
"Well I'm going to answer that for you, you're staying"

I felt the same about Lynne, but because she was just plain annoying. Not this overly happy happy joy joy bitch Rebecca is.



But the photos sent... Ooooh, who could it be? I'm thinking either Oliver, or Rebecca's sending it to herself for Paul to find. Now THAT would be impressive.

hahah oh the pictures!!!

I want ol' becks to find out, she's so ANNOYING.

Paul torturing himself with flashbacks of lynn. LOL.

[rokhed00]

Oh no, Lynns back.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I didn't think it possible, but her acting is even worse than last time.

Plus Didge's "crying" in the recap was amazingly terrible.

I forget, why is Susan avoiding Lyn?

[darksnowman]

As far as I can tell its just cos she is ill and doesn't want to appear weak to Lyn.

I see that lad has awakened today. Steve's for prison.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I see that lad has awakened today. Steve's for prison.
I don't see how, since Didge pushed him. He could've told the police that had he not died. Now Steve is in the shit. I'm hoping they'll pull out some double jeopardy here.

[Raining_again]

Send all of the Parkers to jail for being so goddamn awful. And Lynn can join them too. when did her acting become so fake?! Did I miss it last time??

[darksnowman]

Haha, Susan went and told Rebecca about Paul + Kirsten. This is all Lyn's fault. :nono:

[Haden]

Send all of the Parkers to jail for being so goddamn awful. And Lynn can join them too. when did her acting become so fake?! Did I miss it last time??

Me and my mum watch this and we have been saying this for weeks. One of them got sent to iraq or something? The dad is just going to prison so neighbours can use that prison set I guess. The worst thing is that sexy aunt that was introduced as a sex godess has been a whiny emo so far.

[Dante]

Ive not watched neighbours for months. :sad:

[darksnowman]

Ive not watched neighbours for months. :sad:

Missing out, man. Its been pretty good this past week or two. It all hit the fan with the school formal. Now Steve's for jail, Riley's gone, Lyn's back, Fitzy's woman has him under the impression that she's pregnant aaand like I said above, Lyn told Susan about Pauls affair with Kirsten, and now Susan has just told Rebecca. Its chaos at every turn!

[Raining_again]

Me and my mum watch this and we have been saying this for weeks. One of them got sent to iraq or something? The dad is just going to prison so neighbours can use that prison set I guess. The worst thing is that sexy aunt that was introduced as a sex godess has been a whiny emo so far.

He left cause he was in love with the aunty.

I wish they'd catch didge out and send both her and the da to jail for being ASS.

[Haden]

He left cause he was in love with the aunty.

I wish they'd catch didge out and send both her and the da to jail for being ASS.

Yeh that would be sweet and the mum could just run away leaving the hot aunty who could reclaim the house for affairs with the married men of the street and lou haha.

[Raining_again]

Yeh that would be sweet and the mum could just run away leaving the hot aunty who could reclaim the house for affairs with the married men of the street and lou haha.

NO NOT RUN AWAY.

That means there may be a chance of her coming back. She must commit suicide by driving her car in the lake with Ned, Kirsten and the bratty son with her. Yes. :yay:

[EEVILMURRAY]

The worst thing is that sexy aunt that was introduced as a sex godess has been a whiny emo so far.
You can keep her. I want Miranda... Hmmm... She'd get Shabba'ised no questions asked.

[Haden]

Ok so I think we have settled on who should die. Who can murder people in neighbours? Paul is good again now after some brain tumor bull. Harold has gone awol he nearly killed someone. And are ramsey street ever going to have a 1920s themed airplane flight again? All the ways of offing people on the show are gone!

Damit neighbours we need some characters to never ever grace our screens again.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Genius editing! The bombshell of Paul and Kirsten, cut to a shot of Paul pissing himself laughing. It couldn't have been better unless she was actually there.

[darksnowman]

Neighbours was epic today. Susan + Lyn have ruined everything... Lyn should defo be jailed. :laughing:

And yes the editing was class. I thought when Declan floored Paul that it was gonna give Paul the needed jolt to bring Evil Paul back into his conscience.

[Raining_again]

Those two (elle and paul) should go back to their evil duo ways. That was epic.

[Haden]

Shit did anyone see that little kid comment on libbys rack (his words not mine) today? What a legend haha.

[EEVILMURRAY]

He was a little shit when he first came on. I was surprised Toadie didn't Tombstone him for real. But the comment about the rack was not only quality, it was true.

But it seems to be all about the kiddies now.

[Raining_again]

OHMG did i miss some awesome bewb comments?!?! Raging... I've missed the last few episodes.. Anything of much excitement?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Ooohh that little shit needs a proper lesson in respect, brought to him by the business side of my shoe.

[rokhed00]

Yay, Marco's going to die, pity Kirsten isn't taking Ned and the kid with her.

[Haden]

Sadly I reckon Kirstin is gonna survive cause she saw Paul driving away so its a future storyline I so hope im wrong.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Word is that ot was Callum [Toadie's new bitch] who started the fire, I hope he gets killed by Carmella for it. And not let off because he's a whiny kid who steals Mp3 players and phones.

They're just trying to recreate Toadie, this seems too much like what he did with the poison in the school vents, if I'm remembering rightly.

[darksnowman]

Ah yes, when Toadie and co were at school was the glory days of Neighbours.

Marco's as good as a goner, if only Kirsten was going to die off too. This stuff with Ned saying he wants her to move in and all is gonna be her happily ever after... when she'd be better off dead for our sakes.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I never knew Oliver could play the harmonica, and with such enthusiasm too!

Kinda liking the new intro, but some characters are getting fuck all time, like a split second, where as some are getting more than they deserve, like little shits Ben and Nicky.

[Haden]

lol if the actress that plays steph dies she won't be able to find acting work anywhere else. Her hammy Shakespeare "IVE BEEEEN STABBBEEDDD" look was hilarious I actually burst out laughing. Of course it was even funnier cause it was with scissors and it really didn't look like the baddy guy made a stabbing motion.

Also that dramatic flashback today was bullshit duh hes gonna want to kill toadie dont make it out like its a suprise to figure that out cause the scriptwriters put him saying "dammm toadieeee" lots of times.

On the positive its nice to see a good harold lou comedy storyline developing.

[rokhed00]

On the positive its nice to see a good harold lou comedy storyline developing.

Yep, Lou and Harold have been sorely neglected as of late.


Looks like that Donna is a lesbian.

[darksnowman]

I didn't see Neighbours today, but I've been enjoying the school banter in it recently.

Is there a still a chance that Kirsten will die? I hope there is. :(

[navarre]

Excuse me for (lack of) knowledge of neighbours, it's been a while since I've seen it.

But what happened to Boyd? He was my favourite character in it. I think he was training to be a doctor.

[Raining_again]

I didn't see Neighbours today, but I've been enjoying the school banter in it recently.

Is there a still a chance that Kirsten will die? I hope there is. :(

Negative, she's just hideously burned.

[rokhed00]

This new cop is no Steiger.

[EEVILMURRAY]

It isn't. We need Steiger back. It was bloody annoying I got my Eye Of The Steiger t-shirt then soon after he left.

[rokhed00]

It isn't. We need Steiger back. It was bloody annoying I got my Eye Of The Steiger t-shirt then soon after he left.

Tell me about it.
He is trying really hard to be like Steiger though, but he reminds me more of David Bishop.

[darksnowman]

Aye, this new boy doesn't seem to look like he's gonna be that great. Paul Robinson is right in his J. Jonah Jamieson element with all this... he'll be back to his murdering ways if the policeman gets it on with Rebecca.

[rokhed00]

Aye, this new boy doesn't seem to look like he's gonna be that great. Paul Robinson is right in his J. Jonah Jamieson element with all this... he'll be back to his murdering ways if the policeman gets it on with Rebecca.

Lets hope so, hasn't been a decent bad guy in ages, that arsonist fireman didn't cut it, and the Ferguson guy was just a joke.

[EEVILMURRAY]

It's weird about Paul, after the personality wipe he started getting flashbacks, being nice and all that. Apologising for killing Gus etc. He's suddenly launched back into his old ways. I'm not complainings about it, it's just that noone there seems to have noticed.

[Raining_again]

Aw I missed an episode worthy of a thread bumpage?! Damn. It. :(

[rokhed00]

Aw I missed an episode worthy of a thread bumpage?! Damn. It. :(

Wasn't so much a good episode as a cumilation of how shit things have been lately.

Still, no suprprise the new copper is bent.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Whichever scriptwriter thought it would be a good idea to put Rebecca in control of the Dingoes should be fired.

[Cube]

Insane woman's storyline has actually been interesting.

I'm forced to watch this as it coincides with tea.

[spenno182]

Are people still watching this?

I stopped about a year or 2 ago, it's just become too shit.

[Eddage]

Are people still watching this?

I stopped about a year or 2 ago, it's just become too shit.

I stopped when it moved to five, it just didn't feel the same. I suppose that is actually about a year now.

[spenno182]

I stopped when it moved to five, it just didn't feel the same. I suppose that is actually about a year now.

Yeah same here really although I was drifting out before the end of the BBC days tbh.

I did the same with Home & Away when it moved to 5 as well.

[/ nando /]

Grand Final Day.. what a soap.. what a disgrace..

[EEVILMURRAY]

Shit! I missed it!

[/ nando /]

..uh.. I wouldn't be too worried.. I'm more like "S**t! I watched it!" :heh:

Declan is wanted by an AFL team.. despite being a selfish brat!

[EEVILMURRAY]

..uh.. I wouldn't be too worried.. I'm more like "S**t! I watched it!" :heh:

Declan is wanted by an AFL team.. despite being a selfish brat!
Sounds like Paul's destiny [the kid who Harold looked after] being repeated.

I can't believe I missed it :( And Five websites' catchup thing is being shit to me. I tried Youtube but that episode has been taken off. But it has the next episode, and I heard at the beginning that a different actress was playing Libby.

[/ nando /]

..really? I'm not sure how I would have missed that, but obviously I must have.. I never even noticed :heh:

The whole episode was typical Neighbours cheese, with enough Ringo to make ye sick..

[Raining_again]

I wish Ringo had starved himself to death when he had that eating disorder. Dammit.

The egotist episode a few days ago, with all the "sexy" muscle showing images of Ringo and Dec, please, don't make me boke.

[/ nando /]

..aye, yesterday.. with the black background and the all-too-intimate camera? For a minute I thought I was watching Gladiators :indeed:

Put the nipples away, boys..

[Raining_again]

..aye, yesterday.. with the black background and the all-too-intimate camera? For a minute I thought I was watching Gladiators :indeed:

Put the nipples away, boys..

YES!!

we aren't even past the watershed!!!!!!!! :shakehead

(@nandoo - totally unrelated: your sig is made of win!)

[/ nando /]

..a quick crop, a couple of rectangles and text in Paint.. not a lot of effort :heh: ..but thanks : peace:

I haven't seen much of Neighbours since its move to five.. with University and all it has been hard to keep up (and not any real desire too.. Coronation Street has been watched more in recent weeks :awesome: ) but I may see a few more episodes this week and see if I can get back into it.. though that's only likely if Phil Martin makes the trip back to Ramsay Street to clear out the dead wood in style..