Official Neighbours Topic

[EEVILMURRAY]

I was referring to Pepper.

[Dante]

Lucky Paul. :hmm:

[/ nando /]

Well done, Harold.

..why is it when one douchebag leaves (Katya) another one comes back (Summer) :hmm:

[EEVILMURRAY]

Hopefully she won't be around for long. Although if she can give Lolly a good pimpsmacking her return will be welcome.

[Dante]

Well done, Harold.

..why is it when one douchebag leaves (Katya) another one comes back (Summer) :hmm:

Summer only stays for 3 eps and then leaves again.

[KingJoe]

Thank fuck. It took her about 4 minutes of screen time to start pissing me off again.

[/ nando /]

..you lasted 4 minutes..? :shock:

[rokhed00]

Ned seems to be taking in great delight in his blackmailing?
It's not as if it's everybody elses fault that he's such a big loser.

[Retro_Link]

Ned seems to be taking in great delight in his blackmailing?
It's not as if it's everybody elses fault that he's such a big loser.He got spurred on by overhearing everyone saying what a loser he'd become!

He's such an idiot! and he's gonna ruin everyones relationships!
I hope they find out really soon that he's set them all up!

[rokhed00]

Toadie must be desperate, paying a hooker just to have dinner with him.

[EEVILMURRAY]

My housemate has predicted that he will pay to see her again, and then she will fall for him.. Aaaahh.

On the topic of my housemate, he hadn't watched Neighbours in ages so I had to answer a few questions [IE, who's Pepper] and after watching Lolly being an absolute bitch in just one sitting, he has confessed to hating her as much as me.

I seriously hope she gets Donkey punched.

[Dante]

I cant stand Lolly as well Eevil.

[Dante]

Long-running Australian soap Neighbours could be dropped by the BBC following protracted negotiations over broadcasting rights.

The BBC said that if agreement was not reached in the "very, very near future" the money would be allocated elsewhere.

It has refused to reveal how much it is offering for the drama, which has been screened twice a day since 1986.

ITV and Five have been connected with bids for the show. Its distributor, Fremantle Media, declined to comment.

The BBC's director of acquisitions, George McGhee, told Broadcast magazine: "If a deal is not reached in the very, very near future, we will withdraw the money and move it elsewhere.

"We've made a good offer which is about to be withdrawn."

A BBC spokesman added: "We hope that Neighbours will remain on the BBC but no programme is indispensable and it has to come at the right price."

A spokesman for Fremantle said negotiations over a new contract were ongoing.

Neighbours is the second most popular programme on terrestrial daytime television after the BBC One lunchtime news.

No. :sad:

[Retro_Link]

ITV and Five have been connected with bids for the show. Its distributor, Fremantle Media, declined to comment.Please sort this out BBC!

It just wouldn't be the same on ITV or Five,
and I guess it would have to have an advert break!!

[ReZourceman]

Pffft. Go ITV and Five...thats what I say. BBC are *****, and they CSMB.

[Fields]

Long-running Australian soap Neighbours could be dropped by the BBC
This makes me very happy :)

[/ nando /]

..well.. my mum used to watch Home & Away on ITV before Neighbours every day.. and when it moved to five, it wasn't watched again. This was probably partly due to the fact that we couldn't pick up channel 5 at the time, but I wouldn't like to see Neighbours go the same way. If it happened, I could imagine losing track of it somehow.. (I don't have five up in my room for a start :shakehead )

[welsh_gamer]

Neighbours should be kept on the BBC imo, but should only be shown once a day. Not twice! Just scrap the 5:35 showing and put something decent on there.

[flameboy]

Neighbours should be kept on the BBC imo, but should only be shown once a day. Not twice! Just scrap the 5:35 showing and put something decent on there.

nah I will rely on the 5.35 screening when i get a job after uni!

anyway noticed pepper's name mentioned at the top this page just had to post these:

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7898/nicky243x243gx4.jpg
http://nickywhelan.com.au/images/01portfolio/01p.jpg
http://nickywhelan.com.au/images/01portfolio/02p.jpg
http://nickywhelan.com.au/images/01portfolio/04p.jpg

EDIT:

ooooh and something abit more raunchy:

http://nickywhelan.com.au/images/01portfolio2/04.jpg

[Raining_again]

yeah 'tis true! The 5.35 ep is on in perfect timing for me getting home after work.

[Dante]

nah I will rely on the 5.35 screening when i get a job after uni!

anyway noticed pepper's name mentioned at the top this page just had to post these:

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7898/nicky243x243gx4.jpg


Hmm Nicky Whelan. :bouncy:

[EEVILMURRAY]

Fuck off! We need two showings! It's the student way, then you skip Doctors, watch Diagnosis Murder/Murder She Wrote/Father Dowling Mysteries etc and then watch Lazytown.

Shite, it seems Lolly is here to stay for a lil' bit as she has been raped into the credits.

[Raining_again]

Fuck off! We need two showings! It's the student way, then you skip Doctors, watch Diagnosis Murder/Murder She Wrote/Father Dowling Mysteries etc and then watch Lazytown.

Shite, it seems Lolly is here to stay for a lil' bit as she has been raped into the credits.

I thought students were supposed to do a thing called...study?:laughing:

[rokhed00]

I thought students were supposed to do a thing called...study?:laughing:

They do all that on the night before their exams.

[ReZourceman]

Fucking hell. Boner alert.

[Raining_again]

"rachael, it's lice, not bird flu" LOL classical

[rokhed00]

Yay, lesbians.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Now this is television gold.

[flameboy]

lesbians?!!! can't wait to watch tonight now lol!

[Eddage]

Damn, what have i missed?!

[rokhed00]

Damn, what have i missed?!

Not much, there's bound to be bigger better lesbian scenes on the cards.
The first kiss is just a teaser of things to come, it has to be.

[Eddage]

Not much, there's bound to be bigger better lesbian scenes on the cards.
The first kiss is just a teaser of things to come, it has to be.

Good stuff, am I right in thinking that it wont be on on Monday cause of the bank holiday?

[Raining_again]

The lesbian kiss :O

[rokhed00]

am I right in thinking that it wont be on on Monday cause of the bank holiday?

Maybe, maybe not.
It is actually on on a lot of bank holidays, just at an earlier time at lunch times.

[EEVILMURRAY]

The beard's gone!

However, this Boyd/Janae/Glenn thing is starting to piss me off now.

[rokhed00]

The beard's gone!

However, this Boyd/Janae/Glenn thing is starting to piss me off now.

That Glenn always looks like she's just been drinking varnish.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Rosie deserves to be assfucked to give her confidence the boost it needs. And Bree deserves to be shot so we can be saved from this shitty religion.

[ReZourceman]

Carp! Who are the lesbians?

Lesbianism FTW.

[rokhed00]

You've got to love Neighbours idea of London, where you can bump in to a footballer or pop star when wandering down a back street, rather than a mugger or rapist.

[ReZourceman]

rather than a mugger or rapist.

Nah, thats Neighbours After Dark.

They started filming as soon as they find out they were moving to Five. :laughing:

[rokhed00]

Nah, thats Neighbours After Dark.

They started filming as soon as they find out they were moving to Five. :laughing:

You're thinking of Channel 4.
They are so far the only channel to give one of their soaps a multitude of after watershed incarnations.

[flameboy]

Neighbours has been pure cheese this week, first we have this weird alien wedding with stingray and sky, and then him arresting and her "talking" to him to bring him back to life! Then today we have Karl worshipping a made up footballer, guess they spent all the cash on Emma Bunton...

[ReZourceman]

Erm....youtube lesbian kiss? Who was it? Who are the lesbians?

[Retro_Link]

Erm....youtube lesbian kiss? Who was it? Who are the lesbians?Rosie and Pepper
stingray and sky, and then him arresting and her "talking" to him to bring him back to life!That really annoyed me! Second time the EXACT same thing has happened in Neighbours in just a matter of weeks! First Toadey and Steph, now Stingray and Sky! Can't stand Stingray and especially don't like the whole Stingray and Sky thing!
That Glenn always looks like she's just been drinking varnish.haha yeah! She has fish lips and really isn't all that attractive! Everytime Elle would stir things up and say to Boyd how attractive Glenn was, it was just like, um... no she really isn't!

[rokhed00]

Neighbours has been pure cheese this week

That's why it's the best thing on the BBC.

[/ nando /]

Sky is a wanker.. and Neighbours, dare I say it, has been totally useless for a couple of weeks. What the heck was that ceremony in the hospital a couple of days ago? There has been far too much unneccesary crap in it recently. I wish Sky would go out of it.. and Ned.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Awww very sad death today.

[Dante]

Awww very sad death today.

Yeah, very sad death.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Harold's showed some pr0 bouncer-esque skillz today.

Steiger has proven a worthy addition to the Neighbours Massive, if he's not in the intro sharpish. We're going to be having words.

[ReZourceman]

Who died, folks?

[EEVILMURRAY]

SPOILER!

Stingray.

[/ nando /]

..yeh.. he's gone a bit cactus..

If Sky went out of it though, that would be cuban..

[rokhed00]

Harold's showed some pr0 bouncer-esque skillz today.

Always nice to see the old man throwing his weight around.
I miss evil Harold.

Steiger has proven a worthy addition to the Neighbours Massive, if he's not in the intro sharpish. We're going to be having words.

He's been due a mention for years.

[ReZourceman]

Holy Carp? Stingray? What happened!!!

[EEVILMURRAY]

I have to say, seeing Kim come in yesterday was quite the shock. Normally I read about characters coming/going in TV Times so this was unexpected.

It says that Karl is leaving for England to see Izzy and the Baby [Quickly named Holly, another shock I thought] but you know he'll return shortly.

[JonSt]

Boyd and Sky back together again?

That's the rumor apparently, as both are leaving the show at the same time.

[EEVILMURRAY]

That's what I was thinking too. I know they were leaving around the same time, but the rekindled love thing seems a little too far fetched. Even for Neighbours, but who knows. I could be right as well as wrong :D

Boyd must have drank the spunk of Shaft, he's got at least 2 women after him.

[JonSt]

That's what I was thinking too. I know they were leaving around the same time, but the rekindled love thing seems a little too far fetched. Even for Neighbours, but who knows. I could be right as well as wrong :D

Boyd must have drank the spunk of Shaft, he's got at least 2 women after him.

Having just seen a clip of the latest aus episode, and reading the spoilers - it looks a lot more plausible now.

[Dante]

In 2007 it was decided that Neighbours would be revamped; in Australia the show's viewing figures had in early 2007 dropped to fewer than 700,000 a night.

This revamp includes recording the show in HDTV video, introducing a new family to the storyline, the departure of several existing characters, and a new version of the show's familiar theme song.

These changes will come into effect over several months in 2007; rumours suggest the new theme music and graphics package could debut in September 2007.


ComingActor Role Status
Nick Russell Caleb Debuts June 11
Benjamin Hart Adam Rhodes Debuts June 14
Penny Cook Prue Brown Debuts June 18/June 19
Joe Clements Allan Steiger Returns June 19
Fletcher O'Leary Mickey Parker Debuts June 19
Fiona Corke Gail Lewis Temp. Returns June 21
Steve Bastoni Unknown Debuts 2007
Nikki Coghill Unknown Debuts 2007
Jane Hall Unknown Debuts 2007
Eloise Mignon Unknown Debuts 2007
Sweeney Young Unknown Debuts 2007


GoingActor Role Status
Adelaide Kane Lolly Allen Exits June 29
Nell Feeney Janelle Timmins Exits July 2007
Sianoa Smit-McPhee Bree Timmins Exits July 2007
Kyal Marsh Boyd Hoyland Exits August 2007
Stephanie McIntosh Sky Bishop Exits August 2007
Claudine Henningsen Kerry Timmins Exits August 2007

[EEVILMURRAY]

I don't think the black community will be happy with Karl's potential name change...

Remixed intro again! Give us Steiger properly for fucks sake!

[ReZourceman]

(Watched Stingrays death on YouTube)

Agh....So sad. Really upsetting. :(

[Paj!]

I was raised on Neighbours, but stopped watching it a year and a bit ago. I watched one last week and didnt recognize half of them.

I loved Carl and Susan meeting Izzy again though.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Christ, Sky had a cracking rack on show today whilst searching for Stingray's belongings.

Bloody 'ell. Harold getting pr0 angry. Maybe he'll kick down this Terence's door with the Uzi 9mm.

[EEVILMURRAY]

What's everyone feelin' about this new Doctor?

Father Tom is back! Awesome character.

Lolly has a nice rack on show now too.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Sorry for the triple post but it has to be done.

FUCK WIMBLEDON! NEIGHBOURS IS BACK!

Is everyone feeling the Aussie magic once more?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Sorry for the massive bump and quadruple posting, but I need to see how many others were feeling this.

The ropes Pepper were tied up with. They were so piss easy to get out of.

[Paj!]

Not currently watching it, but it was a massive part of my childhood.

I watched the "remembering Neighbours night" on BBC3 the other night. It wa sad.

[rokhed00]

Sorry for the massive bump and quadruple posting, but I need to see how many others were feeling this.

The ropes Pepper were tied up with. They were so piss easy to get out of.

Maybe she didn't want to escape, as a bondage enthusiast I know how much fun it is being tied up.

[rokhed00]

Harold is such a gullible old fool, not only is he taken in by psycho gran (I was hoping she would **** him round the head with that spade) but he's leaving the salvos over that fake psychic. What a tosser.

[EEVILMURRAY]

What a fantastic way to shag someone, claim you're possessed with the spirit of their dead partner. It's foolproof.

[shaq365]

I dunno - I think rohypnol's slightly easier...

[EEVILMURRAY]

Possibly, but surely you'd get more of a reaction/activity using the possessed theory.

[thirtynine.]

Also rohipnol = rape
tricking them into thinking your there dead uncle to their child who you had sexy time with = pure 100% own

[UK]

Harold is such a gullible old fool, not only is he taken in by psycho gran (I was hoping she would **** him round the head with that spade) but he's leaving the salvos over that fake psychic. What a tosser.

Nah, Harolds alright, being in the salvation army in all. And tn-hat Zeek (sp?) makes me so angry, I want to kill a french man.

[weeyellowbloke]

Man I've got to try that whole fake psychic thing. Seems to work a treat. Poor Sky, she's just getting shafted from all directions constantly.

[rokhed00]

Nah, Harolds alright, being in the salvation army in all.

Not anymore he's not.

[thirtynine.]

D00d then harold put his cap away it nearly brought a tear to my eye.

[UK]

I think they should do more stuff with Paul. And is Connor officially dead? I liked his character.

[rokhed00]

I think they should do more stuff with Paul.

If they don't get him to a real doctor soon all they'll be able to do is a nice funeral.

And is Connor officially dead? I liked his character.

No, he sent Toadie a package a few months ago.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Yeah, what Is wrong with Paul?

[rokhed00]

Bad news for everyone.
Ned is back.

[Haden]

lol about Ned.

And to be honest the pepper storyline today was the absolute most ridculous thing I have ever seen.

Number 1 when the mum came in why didnt they shove her out the way and run ffs! absolutley ridcluous I mean sierously logic defying.

Number 2 they lit a fire in a locked room. Oh my god are they litearlly stupid they would pass out through smoke so quick.

Number 3 the door locked back when it closed? But wait it needed a key to open.

I know its stupid to get this upset but FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This part of the episode was the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen.

And breath anyway yeh Ned is back which is a shame at least hes hated by everyone now.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Number 1 when the mum came in why didnt they shove her out the way and run ffs! absolutley ridcluous I mean sierously logic defying.
Damn right, a quick rugby tackle or drop kick and all would be well.

[Dante]

I know the future story for Paul and it has been done before and i still think its stupid idea to do again.

[rokhed00]

Wahey, Zeik has finally grown himself a spine.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Didn't Bree basically say they weren't a couple? If I had a "girlfriend" who was like that she'd get a swift backhand with "you're dumped" on it.

You can tell he's going to end up plowing Lolly, which is disgraceful.

[rokhed00]

Prison for Sky?
Let's hope so.

[Haden]

Didn't Bree basically say they weren't a couple? If I had a "girlfriend" who was like that she'd get a swift backhand with "you're dumped" on it.

You can tell he's going to end up plowing Lolly, which is disgraceful.

lol lol

And Lolly ftw although shes way out of ziek the freaks league. She is 16 right im not being a pedo thinking shes hot? Oh dear.

[rokhed00]

lol lol

And Lolly ftw although shes way out of ziek the freaks league. She is 16 right im not being a pedo thinking shes hot? Oh dear.

You're being a weirdo thinking she's hot.
A Plain Jane if ever I saw one.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Better than Rachel I say.

[rokhed00]

Better than Rachel I say.

Neither are anything special.
Mind you they're both a good ten years plus from their prime.

[ReZourceman]

2 years past more like.

Joke joke.

[rokhed00]

Damn, I was really hoping Sky was going to get stabbed today.

[Haden]

Damn, I was really hoping Sky was going to get stabbed today.

Im constantly hoping shes gonna get stabbed in the shower. Not with a knife though!

[shaq365]

I think Mary may be the best character ever.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Damn, I was really hoping Sky was going to get stabbed today.
I agree, her character's gone even more shitty than usual.

However, going from dull and creepy. Mary's gone into full pr0 pimpsmacking mode. Ending all that "piglett" bullshit.

[rokhed00]

I fucking new it, I've been telling my missus for weeks that Fox was a figment of Pauls imagination.

[Retro_Link]

I fucking new it, I've been telling my missus for weeks that Fox was a figment of Pauls imagination.Good guess!

I didn't see it coming, but then I didn't see the first few episodes when Fox was introduced.
First time I saw him was when Paul found him sleeping in the park the other day.
He was a rubbish character! so i'm glad he's not 'actually' in the show!

[rokhed00]

Neighbours night on BBC3 at 7.30 tomorrow.

[Daniel]

all someone needs to do is whisper into olivers ear one word. "threesome"

[Dante]

When does BBC lose Neighbours to Ch5?

[DomJcg]

I fucking new it, I've been telling my missus for weeks that Fox was a figment of Pauls imagination.

it was a rather good plot twist i thought, it makes sense looking back how he egged him on and whenever 'they' wrecked up the place he ran off

[EEVILMURRAY]

Fight Club esque!

[EEVILMURRAY]

Does anyone else hope that this little shit which is apparently Ned's will be ravaged by his dog and die? They keep putting questions in his mouth which no kid would use. "Why did mum say you were special, what makes you so special?" Maybe when she actually said it perhaps. But to being it up later.

Plus the whole sob story bullshit he's piling on got annoying after the first five minutes.

[rokhed00]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

[thirtynine.]

The new intro = phail.
But ringo is a don of vagina.

EDIT: OMGZ NEW FAMILY.

[ReZourceman]

Is that the first time they debuted the new start?

I just so happened to see it due to off workness.

[thirtynine.]

Is that the first time they debuted the new start?

I just so happened to see it due to off workness.
Lazy bastard.
And yes, the first time evar.

[EEVILMURRAY]

But ringo is a don of vagina.
I do hope that was an insult, because it was awesome. I will be using that in the future.

Ringo's shit eating grin is starting to get on my nerves. That and Nicky's presence. I do hope he dies in that crash, but his appearance in the new intro refutes this.

It moves too quickly. You can barely see half of the characters since they vanish so quick.

[rokhed00]

Maybe it's the girl in me, but I've never enjoyed soap weddings before, todays episode was great though, did Rocco have something up his sleeve, when did Frazer go from wiggling his toe to standing, Harold doing the Camenetti twelve step, the list goes on. Why did Ned have to have another brother though, he's as lame as every other member of the Parker clan.

[thirtynine.]

I hope that little kid died in the crash as i hate him.

[darksnowman]

Maybe it's the girl in me, but I've never enjoyed soap weddings before, todays episode was great though, did Rocco have something up his sleeve, when did Frazer go from wiggling his toe to standing, Harold doing the Camenetti twelve step, the list goes on. Why did Ned have to have another brother though, he's as lame as every other member of the Parker clan.

Lol, I dunno when Harold learned that. Frazer stood up on Thursday or Friday there but I don't think he actually walked? I caught the end of it there today and I'll try and see it all later for the new intro and to see how cheesey the wedding really was, but regarding the big crash... I hope the kid dies too. And Steff has long since outstayed her welcome. And Ringo, we need shot of him.

[Dante]

the new op is very bright in colours.

[rokhed00]

Is it just me or was anybody else hoping the van would blow a minute or two earlier?

[Dante]

Is it just me or was anybody else hoping the van would blow a minute or two earlier?

Nope, only you as well.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I hoped it would blow up when they got Carmella out, so Ringo was sure to have gone. And I wished Nicky would come in to help Ned. So he could've gone too.

[Raining_again]

I hoped it would blow up when they got Carmella out, so Ringo was sure to have gone. And I wished Nicky would come in to help Ned. So he could've gone too.

Do not doubt the eevil. I couldn't agree more.



Also Ringo's ex....um.....Rachael? Yes, she annoys me more than them all put together. :shakehead

[rokhed00]

I hoped it would blow up when they got Carmella out, so Ringo was sure to have gone. And I wished Nicky would come in to help Ned. So he could've gone too.

Yeah, that was a real missed opportunity.
They seriously need some sort of culling, like the plane crash.

[thirtynine.]

Who died i missed it today.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Who died i missed it today.
No one has died. Ringo's heart stopped which gave me a quality erection but it swiftly died as he began to live again.

[darksnowman]

Yeah, I wish one or two or three or four had been taken outta the game in that crash. Whats the point of it if they're all surviving? The only one I would really want to survive it was Toady... and he could be gettin done for drink driving? Wise up like.

I hope Nicky runs properly away and is never to return.

[Haden]

No one has died. Ringo's heart stopped which gave me a quality erection but it swiftly died as he began to live again.

lol lol lol ah man that made me smile.

[rokhed00]

Yay, incest.

[Eddage]

The key ingredient to any good soap!

[EEVILMURRAY]

I missed yesterdays episode. What happened with Declan and his Dad, did he turn into the violent man he was rumoured to be?

[thirtynine.]

I missed yesterdays episode. What happened with Declan and his Dad, did he turn into the violent man he was rumoured to be?
Decland smacked him the face with an oar. He then survived crawls out the water and looks as if he is going to rape declan nothing happens.

[Raining_again]

Is his father a bad guy or not?

Shes lying, then shes not, then declan tries to kill him, then you think declans dead now, then dad does him for attempted murder then ARGH I'm utterly lost. =(

[EEVILMURRAY]

Decland smacked him the face with an oar. He then survived crawls out the water and looks as if he is going to rape declan nothing happens.

I saw the face of rape, and I'm angry that he didn't rape him, yet managed to give everyone a feeling of hate toward him for no reason, on top of the seemingly bullshi opinion Rebecca has put up.

One thing that's pissing me off is the obsession with Toadie/Steph in the intro. They have them right at the beginning, then again with some shitty bike, then now at the end instead of Rebecca the bitch pulling some "I've had a massive shit" face. Still, give us some Frazer, Adam or Rosie, something fucking decent.

[darksnowman]

Steph? I wish they would get her out of it already, she's annoyed me since she came into it ages ago. I never expected her to last so long. Also, did the brother/ son of the newest family just turn up in the opening credits today? At the bit where the new girl plays with her football, or has he always been there?

I dunno what the deal is with Oli and Declans dad, is he good is he bad? Who knows? And who cares? Get them all out and bring back Phil Martin and his family. And Billy and Anne.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Decland smacked him the face with an oar. He then survived crawls out the water and looks as if he is going to rape declan nothing happens.
That's what I saw, but suddenly the family appears with Oliver giving the "I now knoe what you're like, leave my family alone" argument shuzzle. I was hoping there was some logic behind it.
today? At the bit where the new girl plays with her football, or has he always been there?
Nope, he's a new addition, which has helped big nose and her family ease a little into the credits as there's more of them. Meaning he'll come from the 10 second beach scenes he's been shown in and make an effort, which will hopefully kill Mickey in the process.
I dunno what the deal is with Oli and Declans dad, is he good is he bad? Who knows? And who cares? Get them all out and bring back Phil Martin and his family. And Billy and Anne.
Damn right, Phil Martin was the Don of the street.

[Emasher]

The next door neighbors on one side sometimes mow a bit of my front lawn (I think they think its theirs but I'm not complaining). The ones on the other side never take in their flyers and they blow into my yard.

[/ nando /]

Damn right, Phil Martin was the Don of the street.

..never a truer word spoken.

Phil Martin, Joe Skully (minus Lynne) Lance, Billy and Anne all need to make a return and weed out the trash that has poured in over the last few years.

[rokhed00]

What the fuck have the BBC done.
They must be preparing for the phasing out of Neighbours moving it around like this.

[Eddage]

I know, I just went downstairs to start getting my lunch ready whilst watching Neighbours and they've gone and put the wank fest Doctors on before!?

[EEVILMURRAY]

I'm not sure whether to be happy or not. It's ruined my time routine, but it provides no break for inbetween that and Diagnosis Murder.

[rokhed00]

Where the hell is Neighbours, have the BBC axed it already?

[will']

Its off for its Christmas break now. Think its 2 weeks? Might be 3 though.

[Haden]

..never a truer word spoken.

Phil Martin, Joe Skully (minus Lynne) Lance, Billy and Anne all need to make a return and weed out the trash that has poured in over the last few years.

Hell yes Lance coming back as darth vader again would be ace. I havent seen neighbours for a while someone told me susan was ill? :shakehead

[Eddage]

Its off for its Christmas break now. Think its 2 weeks? Might be 3 though.

Wait, what?!

Since when has neighbours had a Christmas break in this country, I know it usually does in Aus but not here!

[Dante]

Wait, what?!

Since when has neighbours had a Christmas break in this country, I know it usually does in Aus but not here!

Since it started but it started early this year.

I havent seen neighbours for a while someone told me susan was ill? :shakehead

Yeah multiple sclerosis with menopause and transient ischemic attacks.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Yeah, she couldn't get up after sitting down and showed her looking mighty worried and shit.

Then they cut us off, at this gripping conclusion!?

[rokhed00]

Yay, Valda's back.

[darksnowman]

Aye I seen that Valda is attempting to make a "triumphant" return, may she die a horrible and bloody death... and take Steff with her. She turned down Toady's proposal? What a tart, she's more than outstayed her welcome.

Wonder whats up with Susan and how serious its gonna end up bein.

[rokhed00]

Aye I seen that Valda is attempting to make a "triumphant" return, may she die a horrible and bloody death... and take Steff with her. She turned down Toady's proposal? What a tart, she's more than outstayed her welcome.

Wonder whats up with Susan and how serious its gonna end up bein.

I thought Steph said yes in the end.

As for Susan, I'll give 3-1 odds it's cancer.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I'm impressed by the way the dude wrote that shit in the sky and didn't really join the letters up.

[darksnowman]

I thought Steph said yes in the end.

As for Susan, I'll give 3-1 odds it's cancer.

Aye it had some stupid ending with them gettin into a long engagement and her saying she would change back to Steph Scully.

Will we take bets on how long Susan has to live then?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Who's for having Rachel killed now?

I know you see a banging rack in the intro, but her performance today was shotgun in the mouth worthy. Then you get Ringo appearing with his shit eating grin.

[darksnowman]

Rachel is a bit of a failure. And Ringo, well I thought he'd be out of it and would stay at home with his mummy, the ponce. He needs to get some clothes that fit him, and just leave really... go to Oakie or somewhere.

[Raining_again]

Rachel is a bit of a failure. And Ringo, well I thought he'd be out of it and would stay at home with his mummy, the ponce. He needs to get some clothes that fit him, and just leave really... go to Oakie or somewhere.

rachel must leave... >_>

[darksnowman]

Lol, I caught it earlier tonight and although not alot happened apart from Ringo being a nob as usual, my heart did go out to Rachel somewhat. Like, she's a tart, and theres no question that her and Zeik (sp?!) should leave, but the poor girl is still hung up on Ringo and she has no reason to be. He left her and he moved on without looking back, but she still harbours feelings for him, sad times all round. :cry:

Susan isn't looking like she's gonna last long. She'll be in intensive care in days I reckon.

On a slightly related note, I watched a few mins of Home and Away after, and what a load of old tosh that has become.

[rokhed00]

On a slightly related note, I watched a few mins of Home and Away after, and what a load of old tosh that has become.

The move to Channel 5 was the best thing that could have happened to it. I fear for the future of Neighbours when it makes the move to Five.

[darksnowman]

Neighbours will be suck bigtime once it has the advert breaks of channel 5 in it. Atleast Home and Away already had them seeing as it was on ITV back in its glory days.

As for Neighbours today, that tart that Paul is keeping in the hotel... what purpose does she serve? It seems shes just there to annoy.

Dec and Didge got caught on in their little escapade with the car racing. Kids these days eh.

Aaand, that slag of a police woman laid the lips on the English fella. Scandal everywhere, just what you want.

[Raining_again]

Aaand, that slag of a police woman laid the lips on the English fella. Scandal everywhere, just what you want.

That storyline just seems so crap...i mean she's like oh no, I didn't know I was such a bully... christ of course you did you ****.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1211/1366722112_94a9101cb9_o.jpg

He is uber sexy. Shame his acting is more than poor.

Edit: there now nobody *has* to look at it at all.

[/ nando /]

I have only seen neighbours on very rare occasions recently (due to the break, obviously, and the times when I work) and I have to say.. it is awful :hmm:

I have watched it through the years since I was young and, to be honest, we were all probably better off without it over the Christmas period. It has got really bad and there are an insane amount of people in it I would love to punch right on the nose.

(Also, there's no need for those sorts of pictures in here.....yuk)

[Raining_again]

(Also, there's no need for those sorts of pictures in here.....yuk)

I'm not allowed to post pictures of the actor, who appears in this threads programme. Right Enough! that does sounds wrong :indeed:

[EEVILMURRAY]

(Also, there's no need for those sorts of pictures in here.....yuk)
Elaborate.

[/ nando /]

Elaborate.

I'm not going to, so just forget about it.. shouldn't even have said anything. So leave it.

[EEVILMURRAY]

It's ok, it's not a problem if you're a bit of a homophobe.

[bluey]

i agree with nando on this one - those pecks are TERRIFYING :grin:

...everytime i read this thread title i think of "my neighbour totoro"
but that's ok right? because totoro has actually appeared on neighbours once!!
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2781/skytotorosh7.jpg

[/ nando /]

..agreeing with nando? What are you agreeing with?

I'm not explaining myself on this, I asked 'MURRAY to leave it, but he didn't.. so just let it drop like, who even cares.. I came in to see what was going on in Neighbours, not to see 'images' like that which have damn all to do with what's happening in neighbours.. and don't bother asking 'like what?'..

[EEVILMURRAY]

..agreeing with nando? What are you agreeing with?

Might be the bit when you went "yuk".
I'm not explaining myself on this,
That's Ok. The bit when I said "It's Ok". Explained just how Ok it was you weren't going to explain anything.
I asked 'MURRAY to leave it, but he didn't.
No, It's Ok. Really.
so just let it drop like, who even cares..
I said it was Ok, you're the one who came back bringing it up again. Ok?
I came in to see what was going on in Neighbours, not to see 'images' like that which have damn all to do with what's happening in neighbours..
It's a cast member, but I see where you're coming from. So in a topic about Mario Galaxy, no one should post a picture of Mario since it shows nothing about what's happening in the game.
and don't bother asking 'like what?'..
Ok?

[Raining_again]

Ok. don't want to burn your precious eyesight - I took it off. End.

[/ nando /]

..why does everyone have to be so sarcastic? Can't you just understand that I may have a different way of thinking and that I have my reasons for things like that getting to me?

[Mr_Odwin]

I'm fine with pics like that in here. It's pretty much like looking in a mirror.

[Haden]

I'm fine with pics like that in here. It's pretty much like looking in a mirror.

You mean the one with sky in it? Actually thats just a messed up compliment rather than a witty remark.

[EEVILMURRAY]

You mean the one with sky in it? Actually thats just a messed up compliment rather than a witty remark.
It's every mans dream to grow up just like Harold Bishop. Except have more sex. And Alcohol.
..why does everyone have to be so sarcastic? Can't you just understand that I may have a different way of thinking and that I have my reasons for things like that getting to me?
I'm not sure how many times I have to say it's Ok for you to shut the fuck up.

But bollocks to it. Here's the image properly.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1211/1366722112_94a9101cb9_o.jpg
If I was gay I'd certainly consider it.

[/ nando /]

..you're an inconsidertate, provocative ****

[EEVILMURRAY]

Ok.


It's not Ok to post less than 10 characters though.

[Haden]

INTERNET SERIOUS BUISNESS! Sierously though who cares dont let the neighbours thread be derailed by this stuff!

[EEVILMURRAY]

Ok! :)

I'm hoping that Ringo is taking some steroids or something, so he'll overdo himself and Zeik will beat seven shades of shit out of him just for our amusement. Whilst Rachel sits in the corner cutting herself.

[Haden]

Ok! :)

I'm hoping that Ringo is taking some steroids or something, so he'll overdo himself and Zeik will beat seven shades of shit out of him just for our amusement. Whilst Rachel sits in the corner cutting herself.

and that is the kind of neighbours classic conversation im talking about!

[EEVILMURRAY]

Has anyone seen the lovely exciting adverts they've got on Five at the moment?

[thirtynine.]

Has anyone seen the lovely exciting adverts they've got on Five at the moment?
Yes, im not looking forward to the switchover.

[rokhed00]

So, when is it switching over, can't be long now if Five are advertizing it.

[darksnowman]

Has anyone seen the lovely exciting adverts they've got on Five at the moment?

Not seen it, might check youtube.

So, when is it switching over, can't be long now if Five are advertizing it.

Also, if anyone knows this I'd like to know too.

Today was a bit of a shambles as usual, such a tangled web of accidents and revenge. What about that ending eh? We now have a double K.O.

[EEVILMURRAY]

So, when is it switching over, can't be long now if Five are advertizing it.
The adverts say 11th Feb.

[flameboy]

wot time is it on? any news of an omnibus? Since I started my new job I have only watched it 3 times...damn crappy long hours...I wanna be a student again...

[Raining_again]

Is it evil that i totally LOLd at Rachel getting hit? i dunno it seemed somewhat fake acting :/

[rokhed00]

Is it evil that i totally LOLd at Rachel getting hit? i dunno it seemed somewhat fake acting :/

That was pure karma. She's had a brick to the head coming for a long time.

[EEVILMURRAY]

If I'm seeing the adverts on Five close enough. Libby is back as well.

[/ nando /]

A weekend omnibus could save Neighbours for me.. the advert is here if anyone wants to have a look..

moving to five (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8aRKT5NK0)

[Eddage]

I quite like that advert actually, maybe five can do it some justice.

I'm hoping for an omnibus as well, especially since I'm looking for a new job which will be Monday - Friday, 9 - 5:30 (or there abouts)!

[darksnowman]

A weekend omnibus could save Neighbours for me.. the advert is here if anyone wants to have a look..

moving to five (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8aRKT5NK0)

Amusing. I'm not looking forward to the move, omnibus or not, purely because I really doubt Neighbours will be that great with ad breaks.

Wonder what'll happen with Rachel? Only time will tell but she'll likely end up sharing that room with Bridget so they can both die together while Susan and Miranda weep over them. Poetic justice.

[Raining_again]

That was pure karma. She's had a brick to the head coming for a long time.

Totally. Who's have thought she would have brought didge out of her coma eh

[darksnowman]

The adverts say 11th Feb.

Well the 11th is just the other side of the weekend. Anyone catch its swansong on the BBC today? Did they even say anything about it or are they just letting it slip off into the oblivion of Ch 5 and hoping we don't notice?

Not that much is happenin in it these days. Carmella is about to die in that boys bathroom, Ringo is still at large... and Valda is even more at large than Ringo- but the less said about her and her super XXXL lingerie the better.

[rokhed00]

Well the 11th is just the other side of the weekend. Anyone catch its swansong on the BBC today? Did they even say anything about it or are they just letting it slip off into the oblivion of Ch 5 and hoping we don't notice?

Not a word was said about it.
Good thing about the move though, they get the 1.45 time slot back.

[thirtynine.]

1:45 TODAY!!!!1111!!
The switchover is nowish.
It wont be good watching with ad breaks.

[ReZourceman]

When'd Libby come back?

[rokhed00]

It wont be good watching with ad breaks.

Better than watching Doctors.

[thirtynine.]

Better than watching Doctors.
Too true...

[EEVILMURRAY]

I missed it, what was it like?

[rokhed00]

I missed it, what was it like?

Same as usual, just with an ad break.

[darksnowman]

It was kinda like Home and Away, actually. The way it has looked since going to Five.

Whats up with Oliver? For a while there he was bareable but now he's back to being an eejit. That Marco cove ain't much better, nor is Carmella, but Olly reached boiling point out of his jealousy and desire to be the soulmate of every female in Ramsey Street.

I didn't see the beginning, but after a weekend of hoping Carmella would die, it was a letdown to tune in and see her safe and sound in hospital.

[rokhed00]

I didn't see the beginning, but after a weekend of hoping Carmella would die, it was a letdown to tune in and see her safe and sound in hospital.

Join the club.

[thirtynine.]

LIBBY IS BACK.

[ReZourceman]

When'd Libby come back?

LIBBY IS BACK.

Oh..........

[yesteryeargames]

cam quality is bad, looks like they use different cams or sommit, ah well im sure ill be used to it 1 day, but on bbc it looked aloot smoother and more colourful

[ReZourceman]

cam quality is bad, looks like they use different cams or sommit, ah well im sure ill be used to it 1 day, but on bbc it looked aloot smoother and more colourful

Lol.....is it....your signal?

[bluey]

cam quality is bad, looks like they use different cams or sommit, ah well im sure ill be used to it 1 day, but on bbc it looked aloot smoother and more colourful

haha i saw it today - i see what you mean!!! perhaps as a condition of the five contract, they have to use the sunset beach cameras O___O

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/700TITLE.jpg
*awaits "it was all a dream"/"zomg there be cereal killarz!!" episodes*

[EEVILMURRAY]

There's too many people to fit in this bullshit strobe intro. They need the old stlye montages.

Also, who was that mystery bloke seen at the end... WHO.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Is the rent on the hospital set about to run out or something? 90% of all episodes seem to be taking place there recently.

[rokhed00]

Ringo should have died in that warehouse.

[EEVILMURRAY]

And Jessica kept alive. Would've been ultra-sexy.

[Raining_again]

Ringo's a tit, I bet he stops eating again, or goes all emo over Jessica.

Also the new time of neighbours is MAJOR FAIL. I miss most of it every day :(

[rokhed00]

Ringo's a tit, I bet he stops eating again, or goes all emo over Jessica.

Also the new time of neighbours is MAJOR FAIL. I miss most of it every day :(

New time, it's the old time.
Besides, there's always the omnibus.

[darksnowman]

Looks like Ringo is starting to eat again, with his new found zest for life.

Its stupid that there was only one casualty in that wreck, I wish Mickey and his mother had been there, they've outstayed their welcome. With a bit of luck she'll take him off now and they will never return... but wait, he's run off in the meantime, what an attention seeking brat.

Darren Stark and Libby should stay, although they are a crap couple its good having some familiar faces back in it.

[Dante]

Looks like Ringo is starting to eat again, with his new found zest for life.

Its stupid that there was only one casualty in that wreck, I wish Mickey and his mother had been there, they've outstayed their welcome. With a bit of luck she'll take him off now and they will never return... but wait, he's run off in the meantime, what an attention seeking brat.

Darren Stark and Libby should stay, although they are a crap couple its good having some familiar faces back in it.

Yeah but alot of good cast members (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbours#Current_cast_members)are leaving it and Lyn Scully returns into nieghbours.

[darksnowman]

The bringer of bad news. I would rather Lyn Sculley never showed up again. We don't need her and her stupid hair dressing. I see on that link that theres another Cammenetti coming into it, surely we have more than enough of them already. Carmella and Marco should just go back to Italy where they belong and then maybe Fraze and whaddayacallher would go off on a taxi holiday... leaving Ringo to burn down the house, with him in it.

[Dante]

The bringer of bad news. I would rather Lyn Sculley never showed up again. We don't need her and her stupid hair dressing. I see on that link that theres another Cammenetti coming into it, surely we have more than enough of them already. Carmella and Marco should just go back to Italy where they belong and then maybe Fraze and whaddayacallher would go off on a taxi holiday... leaving Ringo to burn down the house, with him in it.

The another Cammeniti is Carmella Cammeniti's child

[EEVILMURRAY]

Yeah but alot of good cast members (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbours#Current_cast_members)are leaving it and Lyn Scully returns into nieghbours.
Frazer and Rosie's leaving?! NOOOOO!!
Ned, Marco and others, don't give a shit.
The another Cammeniti is Carmella Cammeniti's child
There are two coming, Chloe is the kid. Apparently Sienna Cammeniti is coming too.

[Pyxis]

Do you guys still watch Neighbours? I stopped watching it once it switched to Channel 5, Im not having any of that Channel 5 nonsense.:heh:

Isnt Ringo that teenager who has all of those bulging muscles? Is he supposed to be an anorexic?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Isnt Ringo that teenager who has all of those bulging muscles? Is he supposed to be an anorexic?
He was yes. He appears to be fighting the power.

[BAZil]

Ringo's a tit, I bet he stops eating again, or goes all emo over Jessica.

Also the new time of neighbours is MAJOR FAIL. I miss most of it every day :(

Its on Five Life at 7pm :yay:

[EEVILMURRAY]

Rachel needs raping so hard she doesn't utter the word love ever again. She falls in love so quick it's not fucking natural.

And now Jenae has gone, it would be more beneficial if Ned and prick Mickey left then we could still see Jenae's quality rack.

[Raining_again]

Yes shes a bit of a stupid teenager. I wish she would damn stfu about that stupid teacher >_>

Rosie preggers :O

[darksnowman]

Isn't there a new family coming into this some time? I bet they are a bunch of eejits, and Ramsay Street can't handle many more of this new breed of wasters that its been getting over the years. With Janae gone we've got rid of that Timmins bunch, Ned and Mickey should follow her and that slag Kirsten should be fed to some dingo's.

@ spoiler. :o Shock of the day.

[EEVILMURRAY]

She's leaving either way.

[Raining_again]

Isn't there a new family coming into this some time? I bet they are a bunch of eejits, and Ramsay Street can't handle many more of this new breed of wasters that its been getting over the years. With Janae gone we've got rid of that Timmins bunch, Ned and Mickey should follow her and that slag Kirsten should be fed to some dingo's.

@ spoiler. :o Shock of the day.


Yah, I spoilered it cause I know not everyone reads the TV mags... Kirsten's annoying as hell >_> In fact, a few of the characters have annoyed me of late. Especially that pitiful man of libby's...Darren Whatisface.

She's leaving either way.

Kirsten? Yay!

Also Zeke has turned into a right wee rebellious twerp.

[Dante]

Riley Parker
Marco Silvani
Oliver Barnes
Harold Bishop
Rosetta Cammeniti
Ned Parker
Frazer Yeats

[Retro_Link]

it would be more beneficial if Ned and prick Mickey left then we could still see Jenae's quality rack.A loss indeed! :hmm:

http://img232.imagevenue.com/loc558/th_27483_nei_j_20080207_0182_122_558lo.jpg (http://img232.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc558&image=27483_nei_j_20080207_0182_122_558lo.jpg)http ://img45.imagevenue.com/loc25/th_27484_nei_j_20080207_0186_122_25lo.jpg (http://img45.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc25&image=27484_nei_j_20080207_0186_122_25lo.jpg)http://img212.imagevenue.com/loc49/th_27492_nei_j_20080207_0207_122_49lo.jpg (http://img212.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc49&image=27492_nei_j_20080207_0207_122_49lo.jpg)

[click for bigger]

[EEVILMURRAY]

The pictures, they no work! =(



Riley Parker
Marco Silvani
Oliver Barnes
Harold Bishop
Rosetta Cammeniti
Ned Parker
Frazer Yeats


No... Not Harold...I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.

The others apart from the lovely couple I'm not fussed about. But that implies Mickey is going to stay. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[rokhed00]

No... Not Harold...I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.

Believe.
http://i3.bebo.com/033a/0/mediuml/2007/06/27/19/4307498133a4811482864ml.jpg

[Retro_Link]

The pictures, they no work! =(Should be fixed.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Should be fixed.
... Banging rack.


It is good see Rachel "I love him!" Kinski finally calming the fuck down, however I am disappointed it's been done without someone having to cockslap her in order for her to shut up.

[Raining_again]

... Banging rack.


It is good see Rachel "I love him!" Kinski finally calming the fuck down, however I am disappointed it's been done without someone having to cockslap her in order for her to shut up.

Cockslap? o_o

Now she's all emo cause she upset susan....

Susan isn't going to forgive her...OH NOES SHAME >_> or not.

Poor Susan, she's one of my favourite residents... The ms'y line made me laugh. Ben is a nice little character ^___^

[rokhed00]

Awww, poor Bob, that Frazer's a dick.

[EEVILMURRAY]

As soon as he started reversing, without seeing Bob I could see it coming. But don't blame Frazer because he's awesome. Blame Steph, who needs to figure what the fuck she wants.

[Raining_again]

As soon as he started reversing, without seeing Bob I could see it coming. But don't blame Frazer because he's awesome. Blame Steph, who needs to figure what the fuck she wants.

Bob ;_;

Steph needs to wind her neck in. Toady is full of awesome! : peace:

Frazer is also awesome, and that brat bridget needs to wise up.

[darksnowman]

I wish it was that slag Steph that he had run over.

Its time Oliver moved along. Just yesterday I was wondering, does he ever speak or does he actually whisper all the time?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Its time Oliver moved along.
I think he has. Mia is certainly a step up from Carmella.

[darksnowman]

Lou! Loooouu! Looooooooooouuuuu!!

Argh, Mickey's ma is such a slag.

[EEVILMURRAY]

I'm hoping Rebecca gets shot, because she doesn't seem to know when to shut up.

[rokhed00]

I'm hoping Rebecca gets shot, because she doesn't seem to know when to shut up.

With Paul reverting to his old self anything is possible.

[EEVILMURRAY]

With Paul reverting to his old self anything is possible.
Yeah let's hope. It's about time the amnesia wore off. The old Paul was awesome, he's a one leg Shaft.

[Raining_again]

He doesn't work being in a "loving family" environment.

Bring on the evil Ell and Paul duo. They made the show awesome.

[darksnowman]

I missed pretty much the entire Evil Paul saga. I caught some of the end of it when it came to light that he was imagining some boy, as it was in fact it was Paul himself that was causing all the mayhem. I prefer him when he's good cos I remember him being a decent bloke back at the start, before he left... sayin that, the Paul we have these days is far too timid. Maybe chopping off Kirsten's head while Mickey watches would help.

[EEVILMURRAY]

The fight at the end was the faggiest battle intro I've seen in some time. Instead of the turn and punch tactic, Marco went for the conventional turn and bear hug like a pansy.

On the mention of pansies. Fitzy, being knocked out by a harmless arse bang from Toadie, I know he's kinda chunky, but there's no way that would knock someone out.

[Raining_again]

I thought that they were hugging at the beginning....

XD

The whole "ohnoes he's infertile" story is so...boring.:zzz:

[darksnowman]

Oliver's gonna whisper Marco to death I bet.

Fitzy is a clampet. Him + Libby is a bad couple... Toady should end him.

[Raining_again]

Bump! Ben stuck down the manhole.

familiar storyline much?

:blank:

[EEVILMURRAY]

I really hope Ben dies down there. Apart from not knowing when to shut the fuck up, he's portrayed by a piss-poor actor.

Even Nicky is better.

[Raining_again]

Ahhh god poor rosie and frazer.

That was a tearjerker episode :weep: :weep: :weep:

[darksnowman]

Dead foetus... did it even get to a foetus? And Declan got a hug from his ma, aww.

[Raining_again]

He'll need all the hugs he can get, as consolation for being part of that shitty band...

[EEVILMURRAY]

The ending to today's episode made me so happy I came.

[rokhed00]

The ending to today's episode made me so happy I came.

What happened, I wasn't paying attention, I vaguely remember them debating about what to do with Ringo.

[darksnowman]

What happened was that Ringo's on his way to that big gym in the sky... via drowning at sea.

[rokhed00]

What happened was that Ringo's on his way to that big gym in the sky... via drowning at sea.

So I see from todays episode, bet you he ain't dead though.

[darksnowman]

I see it ended today with him being found washed up on the beach. Likely alive.

[EEVILMURRAY]

If the TV guide is anything to go by, he does. Meaning we're going to be treated to his amazing limit of two acting faces. Angry, or shit-eating grin for everything else.