Who Shall Rule The World? [Archive]

solitanze

14-01-2007, 11:05 AM

If the rule of Planet Earth and possibly the entire solar system were dependant on one individual being from this forum, who would fit the bill most appropriately and why?

NOTE: Upon loss of popularity of this thread as a result of lack of posts, the user with the most votes can have the option to list their WORLD PLAN and establish their policies to justify them being voted the most appropriate N-EUROPE RULER OF THE WORLD.

Letty

14-01-2007, 11:18 AM

Canand.

It just seems so right

Fresh

14-01-2007, 11:24 AM

me, so me........

solitanze

14-01-2007, 11:24 AM

me, so me........

Would you attempt to maximise fresh produce for the world to enjoy?

Nintendork

14-01-2007, 11:25 AM

Solitaire.

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triforcemario

14-01-2007, 11:28 AM

Solitanze or Canand.

Fresh

14-01-2007, 11:32 AM

Would you attempt to maximise fresh produce for the world to enjoy?

Not really, Would make Takeo my secretary of defense so we can start inter planetary wars.

KKOB

14-01-2007, 11:36 AM

Not really, Would make Takeo my secretary of defense so we can start inter planetary wars.

Yeah! with me there no ones gunna shaft Fresh, politically or otherwise. Big Spaceships and Knights of Cydonia playing in the background :D

Fresh

14-01-2007, 11:38 AM

Yeah! with me there no ones gunna shaft Fresh, politically or otherwise.

*Gasp* How dare you! <3!!!! I wonder how much porn you would have to post before you get banned. ::shrug:

KKOB

14-01-2007, 11:38 AM

*Gasp* How dare you! <3!!!! I wonder how much porn you would have to post before you get banned. ::shrug:

THAT sounds like a dare my dear Sex Wench :heh: (happy?)

How about the ones we took the other day? They were pretty hot . . .

Fresh

14-01-2007, 11:39 AM

Big Spaceships and Knights of Cydonia playing in the background :D

Lol, that would be immense.

THAT sounds like a dare my dear lover :heh:

I prefer the term "Sex Wench" than lover.

KKOB

14-01-2007, 11:41 AM

Lol, that would be immense.

I prefer the term "Sex Wench" than lover.

Changed! . . . and yes you are immense but your ego's big enough as it is.

EDIT: Shit, read that wrong :heh:

MoogleViper

14-01-2007, 11:42 AM

I vote Flinky. He would be an awesome ruler.

Fresh

14-01-2007, 11:43 AM

Changed! . . . and yes you are immense but your ego's big enough as it is.

EDIT: Shit, read that wrong :heh:

I don't have a big ego, i just have a totally undeserved sense of achievement.

I vote Flinky. He would be an awesome ruler.

Do you mind! Me and Takeo are stealing this thread!

KKOB

14-01-2007, 11:44 AM

I don't have a big ego, i just have a totally undeserved sense of achievement.

Do you mind! Me and Takeo are stealing this thread!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

First the thread . . . then THE WOOOOORRRLLLDDDD!!!!

Fresh

14-01-2007, 11:46 AM

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

First the thread . . . then THE WOOOOORRRLLLDDDD!!!!

Sicko, I'm going to chase you down with a big net and trap you in my dungeon under my house. Sex Dungeon that is.

KKOB

14-01-2007, 11:47 AM

Sicko, I'm going to chase you down with a big net and trap you in my dungeon under my house. Sex Dungeon that is.

I'm getting a wave a of pleasant deja vu all of a sudden . . . :love:

Fresh

14-01-2007, 11:51 AM

I'm getting a wave a of pleasant deja vu all of a sudden . . . :love:

That smilie confuses me, how on earth are those hearts floating in the air?

KKOB

14-01-2007, 11:52 AM

That smilie confuses me, how on earth are those hearts floating in the air?

The magic union between love and lust my dear sex wench.

Fresh

14-01-2007, 11:56 AM

The magic union between love and lust my dear sex wench.

*bites takeos ear* Van Gough attack!

KKOB

14-01-2007, 11:58 AM

*bites takeos ear* Van Gough attack!

grrrrrr i'll get you! and your little dog too!!!

Stefkov

14-01-2007, 12:03 PM

*runs by with red linen pants on waving a Ukrainian flag*

Viv la Ukraine.

*gone*

Tellyn

14-01-2007, 12:05 PM

It just has to be canand from this forum. NOT from this forum though...

http://gfx.filmweb.pl/p/81240/po.88435.jpg

http://www.chico.mweb.co.za/mg/art/potw/film_bean.jpg

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00188/24_Jack_Bauer_188788c.jpg

Jordan

14-01-2007, 12:05 PM

I'd love to see a three way fight between Rowan Atkinson, Cheggers and Kiefer...

martinist

14-01-2007, 12:08 PM

I'd love to see a three way fight between Rowan Atkinson, Cheggers and Kiefer...

Rowan Atkinson would deffo kick every guy's ass

i vote FLinky

Fresh

14-01-2007, 12:11 PM

I'd love to see a three way fight between Rowan Atkinson, Cheggers and Kiefer...

Hell yeah bitch.

Letty

14-01-2007, 12:12 PM

I'd love to see a three way fight between Rowan Atkinson, Cheggers and Kiefer...

A threesome you say?

Sounds hot

MoogleViper

14-01-2007, 12:23 PM

Do you mind! Me and Takeo are stealing this thread!

I'm sorry.

*hangs head in shame*

KKOB

14-01-2007, 12:41 PM

Hell yeah bitch.

I'd pony up the dough to see them three at it . . . perfect way of getting rid of that dodgey kebab i just had.

Rummy

14-01-2007, 03:31 PM

I actually think FLink would do a good job.
For comedy purposes though, I'd vote solitanze, just for lots of lols.

Stefkov

14-01-2007, 04:08 PM

I'm surprised Chcuk Norris hasnt been mentioned...

Tellyn

14-01-2007, 04:16 PM

First 3 things Solitanze would do as ruler of the world:

1. Behead all who don't like Twilight Princess.
2. Give everyone a number which makes his statistic making simpler.
3. Reveal his true identity as Jeff, the guy who gave Twilight Princess 8.8.

Rummy

14-01-2007, 04:29 PM

I'm surprised Chcuk Norris hasnt been mentioned...

That's because Chuck Norris is OLD. Not him specifically, but the jokes, and they suck. We are better than that. I hope nobody will post after me disproving that statement, but seriously, I hate the chuck norris meme. He'd be no match for lolitanzes facts and stats.

(plus im pretty sure chuck norris doesn't frequent these forums)

Ashley

14-01-2007, 04:31 PM

I've gotta say, the term sex wench is pretty legendary.

Hmm my vote goes to...Letty. You know, so we're being equal. I mean if we're going to let some gays in...

The3rdChildren

14-01-2007, 04:44 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/The3rdChildren/egongay.jpg

Seriously, the only person who could possibly rule is Rokhed.

Compared to him and his legacy everyone else is a piddly mistake.

AshMat

14-01-2007, 04:48 PM

My vote goes to no one because everyone on here would make suck-ass world leaders. Everyone getting votes would want a man-bitch anyway.

Stefkov

14-01-2007, 04:52 PM

Oh wait.. I vote Bigtac. With his knowledge and inside-edness.

Blackfox

14-01-2007, 05:16 PM

Platty, he's the only one old enough :p

Or Flinky, or Rokhed. With Guy as court jester.

Charlie

14-01-2007, 05:18 PM

Either Bowser or Rokhed, can't decide between them.

Tellyn

14-01-2007, 05:55 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/The3rdChildren/egongay.jpg

Seriously, the only person who could possibly rule is Rokhed.

Compared to him and his legacy everyone else is a piddly mistake.

Add Bill Murray to my list.

KKOB

14-01-2007, 06:13 PM

Gayest thread since the gay times a few months ago?

quite possibly!

Fresh

14-01-2007, 06:58 PM

Gayest thread since the gay times a few months ago?

quite possibly!

We could have a go at beating it.

Fierce_LiNk

14-01-2007, 07:20 PM

I'm gonna be honest here, does everything with a gay person have to revolve around your/their sexuality?

I'm sure you guys are nice people really, but does everything have to be about "I'm gay and loving it w0000"? Come on, you must have personalities somewhere.

rokhed00

14-01-2007, 07:35 PM

Seriously, the only person who could possibly rule is Rokhed.

Compared to him and his legacy everyone else is a piddly mistake.

First thing I'll be doing is putting a tax on maternity wards, one in ten mothers will be expected to donate their new born to my personal larder.

The3rdChildren

14-01-2007, 08:21 PM

First thing I'll be doing is putting a tax on maternity wards, one in ten mothers will be expected to donate their new born to my personal larder.

This is why I put you forth. I pissed myself when I read that.

Dan Dare

14-01-2007, 08:27 PM

We could have a go at beating it.

I'm sure you could.

crass? moi?

McMad

14-01-2007, 08:33 PM

The way the gays are taking over this thread it probably won't be long till they take over the world.

But I'll be prepared....

Gaijin von Snikbah

14-01-2007, 08:45 PM

Fresh n Takeo rockets this thread into comedy space.

I would vote for the Flinkmeister. Hes good with the whip.

Konfucius

14-01-2007, 08:50 PM

I'd also vote Fierce_Link as a serious leader.

But I think we have enough of these serious leaders already :p

so: dabookerman

Ashley

14-01-2007, 08:58 PM

KKOB

14-01-2007, 10:37 PM

That and clothes.

QFT

but Fresh and me are just having an orgy :D

The way the gays are taking over this thread it probably won't be long till they take over the world.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

To quote WoW: BC:- YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!

Platty

14-01-2007, 10:48 PM

Platty, he's the only one old enough :p

Or Flinky, or Rokhed. With Guy as court jester.

Hey I may look as old as Alan Shearer but im not...yet. :heh:

Anyway I vote for The Queen, as I work for her already I may get some freebies like some hot island somewhere renamed El Plattyo or something.

If not I vote rokhed. Beer and crisps for all during his reign.

rokhed00

14-01-2007, 11:40 PM

If not I vote rokhed. Beer and crisps for all during his reign.

I will travel the country in an open topped bus handing out family size packs of golden wonder and four packs to everyone personally.

Platty

14-01-2007, 11:52 PM

I will travel the country in an open topped bus handing out family size packs of golden wonder and four packs to everyone personally.

You get my vote :wink:

solitanze

15-01-2007, 08:06 AM

LOCK THREAD.

weeyellowbloke

15-01-2007, 08:14 AM

LOCK THREAD.

No, don't lock thread. You can't destroy the monstrosity of your own creation. Also this thread has got me laughing like nothing else.

Tellyn

15-01-2007, 03:31 PM

LOCK THREAD.

Is this because everyone stopped voting for you?

AshMat

15-01-2007, 03:36 PM

After listening to Rokhed's convincing points, i vote him. Rokhed to rule over us all!

Mr. Bananagrabber

15-01-2007, 03:37 PM

Knights of Cydonia playing in the background

That is not a World I want to live in.

MoogleViper

15-01-2007, 03:43 PM

If we aren't doing serious suggestions then I'd vote for Jordan.

Free jars for everyone.

Shino

15-01-2007, 03:51 PM

Because this is serious business, I vote serious person, Flaight.

Atomic Boo

15-01-2007, 03:53 PM

If we aren't doing serious suggestions then I'd vote for Jordan.

Free jars for everyone.

'tight bled.'

4 packs of crisps given to us personally sounds good. Open top bus lobbing crisps at people would be fun

MoogleViper

15-01-2007, 04:17 PM

'tight bled.'

4 packs of crisps given to us personally sounds good. Open top bus lobbing crisps at people would be fun

What? I'm confused.

Shorty

15-01-2007, 04:23 PM

LOCK THREAD.Most annoying thing ever.I will travel the country in an open topped bus handing out family size packs of golden wonder and four packs to everyone personally.And what about the rest of the world? :heh: Then again make it McCoys or Hula Hoops with various spirits and you've got my vote.

MoogleViper

15-01-2007, 04:30 PM

I think I'll vote for whoever will give out the most free hentai (probably dabookerman).

The fish

15-01-2007, 04:35 PM

Vote for me, as I am like a god, and should be worshiped as such.
Amongst other reasons.

rokhed00

15-01-2007, 05:52 PM

And what about the rest of the world? :heh: Then again make it McCoys or Hula Hoops with various spirits and you've got my vote.

I will be appointing minions to cover the other countries for me, those wishing to receive their beer and crisps from me in person will just have to make the pilgrimage to their overlords homeland.

MoogleViper

15-01-2007, 05:56 PM

I will be appointing minions to cover the other countries for me, those wishing to receive their beer and crisps from me in person will just have to make the pilgrimage to their overlords homeland.

London: the mecca of rokhed.

conzer16

15-01-2007, 06:00 PM

Can I start canvassing?

solitanze

15-01-2007, 07:20 PM

I don't really mind that it remains open rather than being locked, just need to determine the status of this thread...

Rummy

15-01-2007, 07:39 PM

You what? You seriously make no sense sometimes. Well, you actually make sense sometimes, whilst most of the time not.
I'm swaying, I'm leaning towards rokhed. Though, say the crisps cost 30p each, that's like 4x30=120p. Forget the decent crisps and hand out 12 packets of space raiders and I'm in!

(Yeah, I just used serious math in a non serious thread like a loser, that's cos I'm HARDCORE)

KKOB

15-01-2007, 07:40 PM

I think I'll vote for whoever will give out the most free hentai (probably dabookerman).

Stocka introduced me to Midna Hentai . . . i am now scared for life and oddly titalated :heh:

Ashley

15-01-2007, 07:44 PM

Stocka introduced me to Midna Hentai . . . i am now scared for life and oddly titalated :heh:

Is that what your avatar is about?

Oh and I wasn't voting for you before (Letty all the way), but I definatly won't know. *looks at LastFM* MoS. Really?

mcj metroid

15-01-2007, 07:45 PM

Gayest thread since the gay times a few months ago?

quite possibly!

ohhhhh you mean the thread you ripped from me haha yes how i rememeber.

this thread smells of gayness

MoogleViper

15-01-2007, 07:48 PM

Stocka introduced me to Midna Hentai . . . i am now scared for life and oddly titalated :heh:

MIDNA HENTAI!!! I wanted to see that when I first started playing TP. PM me.

rokhed00

15-01-2007, 08:01 PM

.
I'm swaying, I'm leaning towards rokhed. Though, say the crisps cost 30p each, that's like 4x30=120p. Forget the decent crisps and hand out 12 packets of space raiders and I'm in!

You'll get what you're given, and like it, underling.

MoogleViper

15-01-2007, 08:02 PM

You'll get what you're given, and like it, underling.

See people. There's more to your so called "messiah" than meets the eye.

KKOB

15-01-2007, 08:05 PM

Is that what your avatar is about?

The avatars from a manga i like - FAKE, pretty good story and funny :D

rokhed00

15-01-2007, 09:52 PM

See people. There's more to your so called "messiah" than meets the eye.

I never said I'd be a benevolent ruler.