Captions 2.0 (56k)

[Nintendork]

Rules. worth a read.

1. Contest lasts 48 hours.
2. One entry per person
3. Winner of the contest decides on the image for the next day's contest. Previous winner decides on the winner of the next competition.
4. Previous winner may not enter a caption for their own image.
5. Nothing too dirty, racist or otherwise below the belt.
6. Prizes are that you get to say in your signature "I'm pro" etc.. and I will make some kind of badge in photoshop.
7. Judges decision is final.
8. Use http://imageshack.us/ please

Images will be PMed to me in a timely fashion for 'quality' control. Otherwise I will decide on another image and another winner. You snooze you lose.
Picking your friends as winners does not get you respect or glory.
Photoshop should be used to compliment the comedy if at all.

I think this will be one of the few threads that takes advantage of the 'banned from specific thread' feature recently implemented.
So don't be an ass or you will lose out.

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Hall of Fame (click for winning image)
1. Fresh (http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6471/pushcc3.jpg)
2. Mr_Odwin (http://n-europe.com/forum/showpost.php?p=284380&postcount=78)
3. Substeinar (http://n-europe.com/forum/showpost.php?p=286781&postcount=103)
4. Mr_Odwin (http://n-europe.com/forum/showpost.php?p=287836&postcount=126)
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Current caption closes Wednesday afternoon.
http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

[triforce_keeper]

ZOMG teh wii wid it's breasts out!

or

SHIT THAT FUCKING DOG IS BITING MY NUTS........AGAIN!!!!!!

[Dan Dare]

as he went for the soap, John realized his caring nature had been abused by strangers yet again.

[Shino]

"DON'T STICK IT IN THE POOPER!!"

[The Bard]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

Yeah That's My fuckin bag! Why Muthafacka!? A white man can't have a suitcase?



Heh

[Caris]

ANOTHER NEW IPOD!

[mario_jr]

ANOTHER NEW IPOD!

LMAO!!:D :horse:



http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

But I poop from there.

[Marshmellow]

John had never seen Hurley without a shirt... till now

[Kaeporagaebora]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

When you see the graphics, you will say "Wow!"

[AshMat]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

ABANDONED RUMBLE!

[Atomic Boo]

He watches in pure fright. He was told this moment would come, but until now he just passed it by in his mind: There was no turning back now.
He must F*** a sheep.

[EchoDesiato]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

What? It has two screens?!

[Dan Dare]

"It was at that precise moment that John realized he had left his weak spot open for massive damage"

[Samdecahedron]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

£425 for that?!

[The3rdChildren]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

John had just accidentally clicked the Zelda spoilers thread. He knew.

or alternatively:

WHAT? NO WAY!

[Hellfire]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg
599$ ???

[Marshmellow]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6129/lockmi3kf9.jpg

That wanker J.J. Abrams had to take his shitty deaths from his shitty film and give it to me.

nice photoshop;)

[Atomic Boo]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg[/QUOTE]

my forehead has disappeared! and my chin. argh!

[mcj metroid]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

GOOD GAME!HOW ABOUT ANOTHER?

[Atomic Boo]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3817/tightbledyh0.jpg
best caption ever!
anyway back to the game

[mcj metroid]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3817/tightbledyh0.jpg
best caption ever!
anyway back to the game

ROFL!i didnt see that one before.Was that photoshopped?

[Atomic Boo]

Im not sure. I think it could be real. If its not its been done very well!

[BeerMonkey]

---

Current Caption closes 23:46 Saturday night.

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

The ps3 is HOW MUCH!!

[Mundi]

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/Mundilius/captions.jpg

[Nintendork]

PS3 ones have been thought of. Console and poop jokes aren't that funny.
Try again.

[Atomic Boo]

YOU POOPED IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
is that to do with this picture?

[mcj metroid]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

come to my gingerbread house little boy!

[The Bard]

come to my gingerbread house little boy!

Haha, that's the only one which has made me laugh. Winner!

[triforcemario]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg


"So thats what a naked woman looks like".

[Atomic Boo]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

edit : rubbish post by me

[Sanchez]

"oh god I didn't know assholes could stretch that wide"

[Konfucius]

We sometimes complain a game character walks as if he has a stick up his arse. Now we know how a real person looks then.

[Twozzok]

"I like my coke white!"

Or

"I insuffliate my drugs"

[Shino]

"Holy Shit! Thats a HUGE Shlong!!"

[Fierce_LiNk]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

"You mean those ARE appromixately 100% legit accurately checked review Scores?!!?!?!?!"

[Atomic Boo]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

How very dare you!

[triforce_keeper]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

You REALLY wanna try stick that thing in here? Do ya? Rly? ......................... you dont wanna know what happened next. Poor old locke.

[Nintendork]

HHSHSHSHSHHS DIDN"T NOTICE THE CONTRADICTION BETWEEN ME DISLIKING POOP JOKES AND MY SIGNATURE.


CARYY ON. NO MY SIG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE IMAGE.

SEE ANCHROMAN for education in comedy.

[demonmike04]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

O rly?

Yeah, so un-original ;)

[Cube]

Dumbledore dies? LIAR!!!


or


I've been High Definified?

[Kaeporagaebora]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

O rly?

Yeah, so un-original ;)
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m319/Kaporagaebora/screenshot34bk2.jpg
Ya rly!

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8334/lookylockeqw7.jpg

Hoheha.

[Nintendork]

ROFL ME LOFL1!

[Kaeporagaebora]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

John had never seen a woman with that many breasts.
or
Peter is so unoriginal. He always makes that face when you kick him in the crotch.
or
As it turned out, those funny looking rocks were crocodiles.
or
That would be the last time Howard used a live badger as a loin-cloth.

[Mundi]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

"What! Lost actually has a story line!"

[mario_jr]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

ITS OVER 9000

[Caris]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

THEY LOCKED ANOTHER THREAD?!

[Konfucius]

A cat gave birth to puppies?!?!?!

[Atomic Boo]

HHSHSHSHSHHS DIDN"T NOTICE THE CONTRADICTION BETWEEN ME DISLIKING POOP JOKES AND MY SIGNATURE.


CARYY ON. NO MY SIG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE IMAGE.

SEE ANCHROMAN for education in comedy.

I noticed the contradiction and so pointed it out in a cynical way. ok it didnt look like it but hey.
To annoy you:
John still needs his butt wiped by his Mom



After all this time wasted being Lost, John found his inner childish self when he had a mirage of an ICE-CREAM VAN!

[The3rdChildren]

ITS OVER 9000

Wins, not because the video was ever awesome but because DBZ is.

[Nintendork]

/me was drunk @ last post.

[Fresh]

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6471/pushcc3.jpg

Crude...

[Caris]

We have a winner!

[Tellyn]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

They put that in McDonald's hamburgers?

[Monopolyman]

"You're telling me that Direct Line could save me up to £85 on my car insurance and gives all named drivers no claims discount!?"

[Nintendork]

Special mentions
>Caris was funny with the Steve Jobs resembelence.
Kaeporagaebora was topical but I'm trying to steer clear of too much game related comedy because it becomes a tradition and it dries up very quickly..
substeinar was good but it lacked something.
Fresh was the funniest but it's a bit dirty.
finally Monopolyman was clever but not genius comedy.

The prize has to go to Fresh though, next image will be here tomorrow.
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6471/pushcc3.jpg

Sorry I ended 20 minutes early but I'm going to watch a film.. I doubt anyone would have an entry this late.

[demonmike04]

Lmao..I agree, pope fresh deserves to win this.

[Fresh]

Heheheh Cheers! If you want i'll make some banners for the winners.

[Nintendork]

Yeah okay, also new caption is up.

[Cube]

http://img6.picsplace.to/img6/23/desphw08fx12_copy.jpg
47 soon realised it was a bad idea to disguise himself as a woman.

[Konfucius]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2969/desphw08fx1.jpg

Because her prayers for natural black hair weren't answered she tried a more "down to earth" solution.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

"Youre coming with me sister Sally, for some corporal punishment."

[Nintendork]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b181/rangersurfer06/Quagmire.gif

[LazyBoy]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2969/desphw08fx1.jpg

Jane regreted telling the Sister that she thought the 8.8 was justified.

[BeerMonkey]

http://img6.picsplace.to/img6/23/desphw08fx12_copy.jpg
47 soon realised it was a bad idea to disguise himself as a woman.

stop wearing my pubic wig on your head

[Yoshiking]

Jane regreted telling the Sister that she thought the 8.8 was justified.

Good one. My vote goes to you, good sir.

[Mundi]

http://img6.picsplace.to/img6/23/desphw08fx12_copy.jpg


Jenny found out recently that human hair is a great substitute when you run out of toilet paper

[AshMat]

http://img6.picsplace.to/img6/23/desphw08fx12_copy.jpg
.

Yes it is a goddam wig!

[Cube]

Why is everyone using my edited one with part of the Hitman HUD on it?

[Surrealist]

"CONGA!"

... Ten Characters my ass.

[Cubechris]

Why did a Photoshop win the last round? This is a captions thread no?

[Yoshiking]

I somewhat agree.
And besides, the over 9000 one was better in any case.

[Nintendork]

When you win you can decide who wins.

[weeyellowbloke]

[SIZE="1"]
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2969/desphw08fx1.jpg

In a shock move to make the Catholic church more relevent to todays society, wrestling has been introduced during mass. Here we see the popular Sister Boneshatter 'converting' the villainous Godless Slut. Other popular characters include Pope Badass IV, Jesus Christ Supersmash and The Archbishop.

*I am so going to hell for this.

[Dan Dare]

"fall back into your partners arms. this is a trust exercise to make us feel like a family."

[Mr_Odwin]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2969/desphw08fx1.jpg

Feeling that the Priests' Paedophilic ways were getting all the best headlines, the nuns decided to let their violent tendencies go wild.

[Atomic Boo]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2969/desphw08fx1.jpg

The two women are joined in Holy Matrimony. Unfortunately, the wedding kiss did not go to plan. The blonde woman (who is blind) accidentally pulls her wifes hair, in an attempt to embrace her. The brunette breaks into laughter.

"CONGA!"

... Ten Characters my ass.

lol at that!

[mario_jr]

I somewhat agree.
And besides, the over 9000 one was better in any case.

Thanks:awesome:

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

"Oh no, not without making a contribution."

[MoogleViper]

"How dare you ask me if I'm a stripper"

[Nintendork]

Haha closed, Fresh decides the winner.
Winner PMs me an image by tomorrow or I'll pick one.

[Fresh]

Damn this is difficult, my 3 favourates:

Weeyellowbloke - "In a shock move to make the Catholic church more relevent to todays society, wrestling has been introduced during mass. Here we see the popular Sister Boneshatter 'converting' the villainous Godless Slut. Other popular characters include Pope Badass IV, Jesus Christ Supersmash and The Archbishop."

Quality and a fantastic imagination.

Mr_Odwin - "Feeling that the Priests' Paedophilic ways were getting all the best headlines, the nuns decided to let their violent tendencies go wild."

Pure wit.

Dabookerman - "Rape Time."

Harsh, but i love it.

The winner has to be..... Mr_Odwin!

[Mr_Odwin]

Yay! New image:

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9349/bubbleslp3.jpg

[Atomic Boo]

1)The first ginge to have a successful marriage

or

2)The first ginge to ever have a succesful marriage. However most people are in hysterics because the man got stuck on his way through the door. The ginge acknowledges the laughter and musters a smile for the camera through gritted teeth.

[AshMat]

"Yes, yes i have infact noticed that my head is large"

"The photographers couldn't help but notice the man had a huge corsage"

[Shino]

Yay! New image:

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9349/bubbleslp3.jpg

"Asian are the new hot thing in Bedrock!" - said Fred Flintstone.

[mcj metroid]

Yay! New image:

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9349/bubbleslp3.jpg

Kiss me or i'll crush you!

[Kaeporagaebora]

The ensuing children were mercilessly taunted.
or
John never did figure out why everyone was so surprised.
or
Believe it or not, that walking ham is indeed a person.

[The3rdChildren]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9349/bubbleslp3.jpg

BFG - Big Fucking Groom.

[Mundi]

The groom never realized why everyone was smiling at him while he was walking out of the church, until he found that kick me sign taped to his back

Or

Durrrrr.......

[Librarian]

"PAIN DOES NOT EXCIST IN THIS DOJO"!!!!

[Fresh]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3997/cocahx9.jpg

[Konfucius]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9349/bubbleslp3.jpg

myasianbride.com finds a partner for anyone. With life-long guarantee.

[mcj metroid]

I could kick reggie's ass!

[BeerMonkey]

they were all happy until they noticed the man behind the grooms hand had disappeared!!!! :O:O:O:O

*not caption* = seriously how did this guy get a hot bride it must be a mail order bride or sumthing surely

[Nintendork]

Gahahahha couple made me lol.

[Garden_Pigeon]

THATS NOT WILLLLLMAAAAA

[mcj metroid]

wo wo wo wooo GREEN GIANT!

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

IMPORTER OF THE YAER 2006

[mario_jr]

IMPORTER OF THE YAER 2006

winner:hehe:

[Tellyn]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9349/bubbleslp3.jpg

Eat Weetabix.

[Fierce_LiNk]

IMPORTER OF THE YAER 2006

I've sorta stolen this idea for my caption:

Last of the Sony execs orders from Lik-sang before closing it down.

[Yoshiking]

I have to say, that's one ugly guy.
EDIT: And then I mean the groom, not that guy in the last post. Or, well, him too. lol.

[Nintendork]

Closed.

Mr_Odwin pick a winner please.
The winner chooses the next image, PM it to me please. If there's no choice made I'll pick one.

[Caris]

Yay! New image:

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9349/bubbleslp3.jpg

"Hunny i've still got cum in my eye"

"Just, keep, smiling..."

[Fresh]

"Hunny i've still got cum in my eye"

"Just, keep, smiling..."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if you wern't too late this would have been the winner for sure!

[Mr_Odwin]

IMPORTER OF THE YAER 2006

Winner. (FLinky as runner up.)

[AshMat]

Haha. i only just got substeinar's one =P

[Fierce_LiNk]

I didn't deserve to be runner up anyway, as i basically just elaborated on Substeiner's quote. But, yay anyway. :)

[Yoshiking]

Most deserved winner ever.

[Dante]

A good image (http://www.ngcfrance.com/images/news/wii/super_smash_bros_dojo/scr_066.jpg) to caption over. :)

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

Woot! I suggest Dantes image as new image:

http://www.ngcfrance.com/images/news/wii/super_smash_bros_dojo/scr_066.jpg

[The Bard]

"Nice ass, Grandma!" ?

(I feel as if I've said that before...)

or alternatively

"Snake recoils in horror after Samus reveals her new venereal warts attack, in a shock move from Nintendo to appeal to a mature audience. 'Tis teh n00b move' say hardcore smashers, while wavedashing frantically around the arena, trying desperately to prove that their penis is, infact, much bigger than yours."

or

"Going for the grope, Snake instead gets a face full of foot...'I told you the reality is no match for the legend' he says." :heh:

[weeyellowbloke]

Woot! I suggest Dantes image as new image:

http://www.ngcfrance.com/images/news/wii/super_smash_bros_dojo/scr_066.jpg

Well if this is the new image then I submit for your delectation:

Samus: 'I told you, I don't want to see your box'

OR

Snake's attempt to use his stealth skills for 'surprise sex' met with a painful result.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

Sorry, this is the new image.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7480/191643350355509141xk3.jpg

Ack. Too slow. :(

[The Bard]

Heeey, I put considerable effort into those captions! :angry:

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

My mistake. I should have PM Nintendork first. Sorry!

I suggest for comedy: " Will somebody please drive me home?"

[weeyellowbloke]

Yeah, I also put in at least a minutes thought into mine. :nono: That's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

Sorry, this is the new image.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7480/191643350355509141xk3.jpg

Ack. Too slow. :(

Alright new caption:

Worlds first artificially intelligent, self driving car was deemed a failure after prototype developed self awareness and turned on it's human masters after not getting cleaned.

[Nintendork]

I don't want it to turn into gamer captions.
It results in poor comedy, and fanboy posts.

Right from the first image you were getting several PS3 comments. It dries up real fast.. and personally I couldn't see anything genius coming out of Samus besides her arse and her resemblence to:

http://www.onlinewahn.de/lala.gif

[Mundi]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7480/191643350355509141xk3.jpg


In Soviet Russia car drive you!

[Mr_Odwin]

Sorry, this is the new image.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7480/191643350355509141xk3.jpg

Ack. Too slow. :(

After arab_freak's mother says he has to get a job - thus meaning that people may think he lives in poverty - things turn nasty. "I DON'T WANT TO SELL MY WATCH!!!"

[david.dakota]

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/davidredge-191643350355509141xk3.jpg

The new photographer for Max Power Magazine was swiftly given his P45.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

"The new booth babes arent as energetic as they used to be."

[Atomic Boo]

Now that The Monster Raving Loony Party is taking control over England, new laws have been introduced, such as this one here:
it is illegal to not run down any old person that tries to wear stylish clothes.'

or

The 'What Not To Where' presenters - Trinny and Suzanna have started to give false advice to old mums who are desperate for a makeover.

[Fierce_LiNk]

New S.A.S. camoflage is put to the test.

[Nintendork]

Not a bad reply yet, all of them made me laugh.

[Atomic Boo]

New S.A.S. camoflage is put to the test.

lol, that was quite good :smile:

[Konfucius]

A common sight before crashtest dummies were introduced.

[mario_jr]

In Soviet Russia car drive you!

ROFLMAO!!:hehe: :woops: :horse: :horse:

[mcj metroid]

haha everyones is brilliant i can't think of a thing for this:D

[Shyguy]

Sorry, this is the new image.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7480/191643350355509141xk3.jpg




After the washing machine broke down, margaret thought of new ways to pleasure herself

[ipaul]

A common sight before crashtest dummies were introduced.

:D That one really made me laugh :bowdown:

All of these comments are good so far, just wish I could think up one....

[MoogleViper]

After pulling Big John's keys out of the pot, Maggie couldn't even wait to get to his house.

[Nintendork]

One day late but whatever.
That's the end, someone decide a winner and that winner gets a new image yadda yadda.

Well done, these ones were actually funny *goes to sleep*

[Atomic Boo]

So does Mr Odwin choose who wins this one?

[triforcemario]

I choose as the winner...

Mundi's "In Soviet Russia, CAR DRIVES YOU!"

Now, for the new image:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e4/300px-Pizzamargherita.jpg

[AshMat]

"Why yes, thank you, the pile of sick does bring out my eyes"

[Konfucius]

Fellow minions my plan is nearing completion. We will cover earth with molten cheese and salami. Man the pizza saucers!



another one:
Damn Americans and their hormone enhanced food.


and:
...ahh the radiated.

[Fresh]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e4/300px-Pizzamargherita.jpg

During Jabba's prostitutes and pizza party things start to go wrong as one whore is violently sick all over him.

[Atomic Boo]

George Bush recieved a great reception from the Iraqis as he made an official apology to them regarding the war.

[Gaijin von Snikbah]

If you look at the first page, you will see that I won the last round, and therefore gets to pick the winner. :heh:

And the winner is... Mr Odwin!

After arab_freak's mother says he has to get a job - thus meaning that people may think he lives in poverty - things turn nasty. "I DON'T WANT TO SELL MY WATCH!!!"

Congratulations. Have a complimentary pat on the beck.

[Nintendork]

^ nods.

Odwin chooses. Honestly don't worry about PMing me the image for quality control. You all know better than to use children, ethnic minorities and/or naked people.

I'll update the thread in the morning.

[Mr_Odwin]

triforcemario's gone mad?

Anyway, a new image:

http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

[david.dakota]

Man on Right: I'll give you a fiver for some bum fun

Boy on left: I'm only fixing your car mate.

[EEVILMURRAY]

"Are you sure putting this up your arse will help me change the oil?"

[Nintendork]

/me thinks everyone is a closet homosexual with all these bum jokes.

[Mundi]

http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

So if i stick this into my car i´ll be able to divide by zero?

[triforcemario]

triforcemario's gone mad?


No, I haven't gone mad... I've always been mad :P

[Atomic Boo]

/me thinks everyone is a closet homosexual with all these bum jokes.

Old Man: stop tinkering with the car, and tinker with my ....
Younger Man: Go shave your beard fatty

::shrug:
(dont ask me about this caption)

[The3rdChildren]

Robot porn.

[Atomic Boo]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6913/picturethingea3.png
Hurry up and fix it lad, Im getting cold!

[The fish]

http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

A new method of getting mechanics to work faster: get an older man to stare at them while they are working so the mechanic will work faster to get away from him so people stop making jokes about them being gay and the older guy being a pedophile.

Enough with the pedophile jokes...:horse:

[MoogleViper]

"Look mate, I have no idea how that cum got into the exhaust."

[The Bard]

http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

Kid: Hmm...*leftie....loosie...rightie...?* balls...

Old Guy: Hey Boy...hey boy...you look mighty cute in em jeans. Now how's about you come on over here, and fuck me up the ass?

I'm a bend over now....hmmmmmm.....aaaaaaah....

Hey boy, slow down...

you gonna mess around and come too fast...make me get mad, I'll clench up ma but cheeks and rip your dick off.

[Atomic Boo]

^sorry dude but that was un-necessary!
shall we make a rule that any jokes related with Homosexuality or sex can not win? it does get slightly tedious.

[Rapture1984]

http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

Marty, I'm sorry. But the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.

[Nintendork]

Zero laughs.
Knob/untasteful sexuality jokes are not funny.

[The Bard]

Well, I found all the bum jokes hilarious, but then I do enjoy a bit of unrefined, crude humour.

[Konfucius]

So if i stick this into my car i´ll be able to divide by zero?

haha good one, made me laugh.




My try:

That's no 710 part, son. That says OIL.

[Shyguy]

Hmm, this is alot harder than my K'Nex set

[EEVILMURRAY]

Marty, I'm sorry. But the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.
Genius.

.

[Mundi]

http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

Do you believe in.... Love at first sight?

[AshMat]

Son what did you pull from my car?

[Atomic Boo]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3593/athingao5.png
A very strange car boot.

[Ninty 182]

[SIZE="1"]
http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

Kid: What's the problem here?
Old Man: I'm trying to hide it but, well... my right arm is stuck to this car
Kid: Uh, OK... Maybe this'll work

[Mr_Odwin]

Robot porn.

I say this is the winner! Go, The3rdChildren Go!

[Cube]

http://www.lvwc.co.uk/images/Club%20Photos/General/homerr2.jpg

Kid: We have all the processors, drives and microchips, why won't it work?
Man: I believe that we are out of blue-laser diodes.

[Nintendork]

Closed like.
Odwin choose the winner
That winner choose the next image.

Roger roger.

[Atomic Boo]

Well it looks like The3rdChildren has won: Mr Odwin picked him...
Just need an image

[Mr_Odwin]

So ... Guy broke rep ... and the caption thread.

[mcj metroid]

cmon dudes wheres the new image?

[triforcemario]

Since it appears no-one is gonna post an image, I might just as well do it:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg

[MoogleViper]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg


"Inflatable women. Are they as good as the real thing? We asked this guy."

[triforcemario]

"Inflatable women. Are they as good as the real thing? We asked this guy."Bit of trivia related to that pic: That pic is actually me... pulling a stupid face.... seriously.

[Shino]

Since it appears no-one is gonna post an image, I might just as well do it:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg

"Hmm, a little to the left..." *hmpf!* "Yeah... thats the spot..."

[MoogleViper]

Bit of trivia related to that pic: That pic is actually me... pulling a stupid face.... seriously.

So...

Are they as good as the real thing?

[Charlie]

Is it in yet?

[Mundi]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg

Brains.....Brains....

[mcj metroid]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg

After seeing the ring video tape.John now has 7 days to live

[Fresh]

After seeing the ring video tape.John now has 7 days to live


Fucking brilliant!

[EEVILMURRAY]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg
Sodomy. Love it or hate it.

[Konfucius]

It's disturbing what the Teletubbies can do to you (again, again!)

[weeyellowbloke]

Damn, the wind changed. Why, didn't I listen to my parents.

[Solo]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg

'Miya heee, miya whooo, miya haaah, miya hah haaah.'

[mcj metroid]

ok maybe a winner should be picked now?(not a caption)

[Atomic Boo]

Zombie....Zombie....Zombie....Zombination!

or

4 eyes!

(sorry triforce m)

[AshMat]

After seeing the ring video tape.John now has 7 days to live

I nominate this one to win.

[triforcemario]

4 eyes!

(sorry triforce m)-Punches fist through King Boo's chest, and pulls out his heart-

WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?

[The3rdChildren]

The average NOM Forums member.

[EchoDesiato]

Since it appears no-one is gonna post an image, I might just as well do it:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg

Don't sit too close to your computer screen.

[MoogleViper]

Triforce pick a winner now please. You aren't going to get many more captions out of this one.

[Monopolyman]

"The Elvis lookalike competition this year is a bit thin on the ground, don't ya think?"

[triforcemario]

I pick MoogleViper, with the followind caption:

"Inflatable women. Are they as good as the real thing? We asked this guy."

[mcj metroid]

thats the second time that happened anyway pick the image

[BeerMonkey]

Since it appears no-one is gonna post an image, I might just as well do it:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9350/imagen002is4.jpg

russell brand has his own show now NONONONO

[MoogleViper]

New image:
http://funny.karmark.org/Funny%20pictures/images/cat_dog_fight_jpg.jpg

[Daniel]

"Ha ha ha ha, it was still worth eating your brother!"

[Fierce_LiNk]

"Fans were pleased to hear that the new Matrix film will feature a cat in the lead role of Neo, as opposed to Keanu Reeves."

[Ten10]

Samurai Pizza cats the movie: Revenge of the paw.

Dog: I was the one who killed your master kittanashu

Cat: You killed my master? DIE BITCH!!!!!

[Konfucius]

After years of oppression by the dog the cat finally decided to fight back.

[Mundi]

Dogs: The only animal stupid enough to think they can fight a highly trained cat with it´s face

[Atomic Boo]

another picture to go in the nintendo beating sony 'OWNED!!11#' videos

[The3rdChildren]

Tom finally got his own back on that fucking Spike.

[MoogleViper]

"Fans were pleased to hear that the new Matrix film will feature a cat in the lead role of Neo, as opposed to Keanu Reeves."

The winner.

[mcj metroid]

''they say cats are cute creatures but during the night they start the killing and the torturing,When will it stop.WHEN!?''

[AshMat]

"I'm on ur dog. Kikin itz face"

[mario_jr]

"I'm on ur dog. Kikin itz face"

winner:bowdown:

[mcj metroid]

"I'm on ur dog. Kikin itz face"

haha i nominate this one

[MoogleViper]

Ok Retro-lover it doesn't look like Flink is going to post so you can post the next picture

[Fierce_LiNk]

Ok Retro-lover it doesn't look like Flink is going to post so you can post the next picture


Oh, bugger! I totally forgot about this thread! (cman, the Wii was launched!).

Here is your next picture, folks.

http://www.npr.org/blog/april/3/billted200.jpg

[Atomic Boo]

^ we need a better picture than that because its very hard to make captions for just a couple of peoples faces.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Aww maan. It's bill and ted! I thought it was a pretty decent picture, myself.

*starts hunting for new one*

[Mundi]

http://www.npr.org/blog/april/3/billted200.jpg

Life was always dull and boring until we tried Methamphetamine.
Now everything´s interesting!

[Tellyn]

http://www.npr.org/blog/april/3/billted200.jpg

Gallileo!

[The Bard]

Life was always dull and boring until we tried Methamphetamine.
Now everything´s interesting!

Hahah, that was so very funny.

[mcj metroid]

damn this one is too hard like the last one(not a caption..........seriously)

[Fierce_LiNk]

Life was always dull and boring until we tried Methamphetamine.
Now everything´s interesting!

I doubt we'll get a funnier one than that, and yours was awesome anyway. Made my funny bone seem all..funny..or something.

You win!

[Mundi]

New picture

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/Mundilius/001.jpg

[weeyellowbloke]

Bart soon discovered following his mums hair style just wasn't going to work.

[Noodleman]

The live action Dragon Ball movie suffered after its budget was cut.

[MoogleViper]

"Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have volunteered to be a model on celebrity scissorhands."

[Fresh]

"Uberpope"

[Ashley]

DiemetriX's woman-bagging technique was finally discovered.

[Konfucius]

He didn't believe his friends when they told him not to use hair gel from Chernobyl with special nucleus extract.

[Mr_Odwin]

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/Mundilius/001.jpg

And still the worst thing about his outfit was the denim shorts.

[AshMat]

"It's over NIIINNEEEE THHOUUUUUSSAAANNNDDDD"

[Konfucius]

"It's over NIIINNEEEE THHOUUUUUSSAAANNNDDDD"

haha good one :bouncy:

[mario_jr]

actually that will be used many times I bet, over "Nine Thousand" times... see what I mean.:hmm: :laughing:

[Konfucius]

actually that will be used many times I bet, over "Nine Thousand" times... see what I mean.:hmm: :laughing:

Yeah it's a running gag, like the Giant Enemy Crab but at the moment it's still funny - at least for me.

[Dyson]

"It's over NIIINNEEEE THHOUUUUUSSAAANNNDDDD"

Epic win etc.

[Mundi]

And still the worst thing about his outfit was the denim shorts.


The winner!
Give yourself a pat on the back!

[EchoDesiato]

"It's over NIIINNEEEE THHOUUUUUSSAAANNNDDDD"

Oh God yes. You win many lolz.

[AshMat]

Who actually picks the winner?

[Mr_Odwin]

Who actually picks the winner?
The winner of the previous round.

The winner!
Give yourself a pat on the back!
Why thank you. New image:

http://www.ariadne.ac.uk/issue7/caption/scorpion.gif

[Chuck]

[David Attenborough Voice] And yet the unsuspecting prey did not see the hunter...coming up behind him

[AshMat]

"Check out her pincers"

[Chuck]

Getting ready to attack the weak point of slightly deformed giant enemy crab, the fearless warrior uses real time weapon change to reveal his deadliest weapon: the latest issue of Ariadne

poo.... one entry per person. Does that mean anyone can now use my caption? crap!

[BeerMonkey]

scorpions employed for stricter measures at the local libary (sp) after too many people talking

[Konfucius]

"The scorpion is actually a cat," says Ariadne and so she could pass without any fear.

[triforce_keeper]

NEW CAPTION!

http://www.playingzone.com/images/jeux/gc/zelda_twilight_princess_sc21.jpg

Me Start.

Malo: Yeh I'm gunna fuck u up.
Link: I'll be in the shower baby *wink*
Malo: ....................... eh?

[KKOB]

LMAO!!!!!!! Thats comedic gold!!!

[Jamba]

Damn midgets! Why do you do this Shigsy?! Always surrounding me with such childish characters?! And u give me no voice to vent my anger!

[Tellyn]

Malo: The slingshot has evaded my grasp for the last time, give it to me or suffer dire consequences!
Link: ...
Colin: You're so right, Link! I want to be just like you when I'm older!
Link: ...
Malo: I will disembowel you with a melon scoop and feed your innards to the vultures!

[Atomic Boo]

Link: 8.8 my ass!
Malo: Yeah you suck.

[Konfucius]

"Haha you have ears like Mr. Spock."

"Wait until I get a voice. Then I'll tell you where you can stick-up your smart-ass comments."

[Atomic Boo]

"Haha you have ears like Mr. Spock."

"Wait until I get a voice. Then I'll tell you where you can stick-up your smart-ass comments."

how would link say that? oh hang on thats the joke ;)

[Mundi]

Kid: You know the saying "A wise man only speaks when necessary"
Link: *nods*
Kid: Your taking it to literary......

[Cookyman]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

Now you know what my come face looks like - get off your knees Jack :bouncy:

[fanman]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8829/screenshot34bk2.jpg

"Whatever the fuck that was, take it out of my ass right now."